My name is the cultivation of thorns, the cultivation of rejuvenation, the thorns of thorns.

It looks like it's a bit of an "unclear" feeling, right?

First of all, Xiu's surname is relatively rare, and it is said to be the descendant of the ancient leader Shao Hao. I don't know who Shao Hao is, but he is more or less a celebrity.

Speaking of the name "thorn", there are three definitions in the dictionary: sour jujube tree; needle-shaped spines; Pass the "halberd".

A proper breath of life that no one approaches.

From kindergarten to third grade, few of my peers were able to pronounce my name.

Mystery.

Later, in the second year of junior high school, that is, in 2010, it was about January or February. Day. There was an anime called "Dumb Test Summoning Beast" from Ben's side, and it successfully changed my life.

It's not that this anime taught me any great principles of how to behave in the world, but in this anime, there is a character who is "male in gender and female in appearance", and his name is "Kinoshita Hideyoshi". After that, "Hideyoshi" actually became a gender.

I'm a special code......

Of course, he chose to forgive him.

Otherwise, I'm desperate.

You can't expect a junior high school student to cross the ocean and go to Japan. Ben is going to find the author of this light novel, a real person, right?

The truth... No, there's only one outcome, and that's my mom will beat me half to death.

After all, in junior high school and high school, learning is the only theme of life.

I'm a person, I'm more homely, of course, this is just relative.

I was still admitted to a prestigious university and sculpture department according to the expectations of my elders, and I was half a "child of someone else's family".

When I went to college, I became more homely.

No way, I have proposed to my mother more than once: can you change my name?

My mom asked me why?

I showed her the anime, "Dumb Test Summoning Beasts".

My mom replied: It's interesting, recommend me two more.

I was in a state of mind like a large ranch with alpacas and 10,000 heads of grass...... In short, it's all tears.

As a result, I rarely participate in group activities, because I will "roll call", as you can imagine-

The people on the stage held the list in their hands, read the names of the students, and then suddenly paused.

"Repair... Hideyoshi? ”

There was a burst of dark laughter from the audience.

Why is it for a while, because some people don't understand this stalk, and then there will be enthusiastic s.b for them to popularize science. Then, S.B., who understood, began to laugh as well.

I like the poem "At the same time, the end of the world has fallen into people, why should we have met before".

Not because of how many times I passed my language exams, but because my college roommate was the guy who slept on my top bunk.

His name is "Xiao Yan".

Our student numbers are next to each other, I am "201.558.249" and he is "201.558.250".

He's worse than me, and he never asks people to sign in, because doing so will make people ask for his student number, and then show a look at two hundred and five.

Since the fifth grade of elementary school, I have fallen in love with web novels. In the first half of my junior year of high school, I started writing web novels.

So far, all the novels I've written have entered the same ending -

Break the change.

Eunuch? You repeat?

The affairs of cultural people, can they be called eunuchs?

But I don't feel much guilt in my heart, because I've never been on the shelves, and I haven't made a penny from readers.

And just last night, my novel hit the shelves, and there was a wail in the book reviews.

I can understand.

Spending money to chase more, and in the end, the eunuch, how sad.

So I only look at the thief. Edition.

"Shameless!"

In my sleep, it was as if someone was calling me.

"Dead eunuch, wake me up!"

A pleasant voice, but the content of these words is ......

Without waiting for myself to open my eyes completely, in a fit of rage, I rolled over and shouted:

"Mom sells batches, which grandson-uh, can we put the knife down and talk, if the knife falls to the ground, it will be very bad to hurt Xiaoqiang who went out to forage."

What appeared in front of my eyes was actually a snow-bright watermelon knife, with a little cold light on the blade, and there was still a light red ...... Watermelon juice.

"You...... Which one? ”

Holding a watermelon knife is a young girl in a black samurai suit, who looks to be a recent adult, with a thin waist and long legs, and a first-class figure.

She has waist-length black hair, her appearance is cold, her eyes are even colder, and her small eyes of minus n degrees are staring at me so straight that I can't help but cover my jade with a quilt... Ahem, body.

Damn romance novels.

"Are you Ah Yan's sister?" I asked tentatively.

I have a good reason to ask. There are four people in our dormitory, and except for me and Xiao Yan, the remaining two brothers are a little sorry for the party.

Therefore, I believe that the black-haired and beautiful girl in front of me should be Xiao Yan's relative.

"You don't know me?" The black-haired girl's eyes widened, and the tip of the knife was half a minute closer to my neck.

Should I know you......

I swerved backwards, but inevitably landed on the headboard.

Calm down, be calm, clear your thoughts -

First, she called me "shameless".

This kid has a wat brain.

Then she called me a "dead eunuch".

…… Could it be that she's my reader?

"What, beauty, let's get a knife first..."

"Who is with you 'us'!"

The tip of the knife approaching again.

"Beauty, have you read my novels? I'm honored to have such a beautiful and loyal reader as you. But the 'sending blade' is just a stalk, and it doesn't have to be put into action! Moreover, you are not a blade, but a watermelon knife. Also, your knife looks a little familiar, it should be Xiao Yan's, oh... I'm not referring to the 'Xuanzhong Ruler' that can use the 'Flame Splitting Wave Ruler', I mean, the brother who sleeps on my top bunk, his name is 'Xiao Yan'. ”

"You... Wait, my mind is a little messy. The girl put down the knife and, with her other hand, rubbed her temples with some distress.

I silently counted "3, 2, 1" in my mind, then suddenly lifted the quilt, took out the speed of the 100-meter run that I participated in the school sports meeting in the first grade of elementary school, jumped up from the bed, and went straight to the dormitory door.

"Uhhh

"Oops..."

I tumbled to the ground, looking a bit like the S.B turtle that my dorm boy had and who used to swim back, and my eyes twitched as I stared at the place under my bed.

There was a fallen garbage can, and a few watermelon skins that had been eaten to the surface were scattered around the barrel.

Maleboi......

Heaven is forgivable; and thou shalt not live.

The girl stared at me with idiotic eyes, crouched down, came up to me, and asked in a complex tone of nostalgia and hatred:

"Do you remember the first novel you wrote?"

"Clams?"

"Give me a careful memory!"

Knife again? Boring......

"You mean my junior year of high school..."

"It's not!"

"Impossible—" I widened.

Seeing this, the girl showed a sentimental expression, put away the knife, and bit her lip.

I really can't see a woman crying, you give me some time to think.

Wait, I suddenly remembered the fantasy novels I wrote when I was bored in my evening self-study in junior high school, which were still written word by word in my diary with a water-based pen. The diary is no longer than the length of your index finger, as it is not easy for the teacher to spot. At that time, there were a lot of people in the class......

"It's Spiritual Blood!" I blurted out, and a little pride welled up in my heart: Look, this is the first novel we wrote in junior high school, and the name is so artistic.

"Hmm." The girl's eyes glowed softly again, nodded vigorously at me, and then asked faintly, "Why didn't you write it?" ”

"Because I was confiscated by the teacher......" I said in an innocent tone.

"Which teacher!? Where is he now! ”

"Eh, put down the knife and have something to say. If you really like it, I can spare the weight..."

The word "write" didn't come out because I was stunned.

I suddenly realized that the beautiful girl in front of me in a strange costume was exactly the same as the main character in my fantasy novel......

"You..." I was nervous and excited, my heart was beating faster, and my heart seemed to be beating out of my chest, although I knew that my thoughts at the moment were not realistic, but I still couldn't help but think in that direction.

"Spirit... Spiritual blood? "Normally, I would never call out such a secondary two name, but now......

"Hmm."

Her response, the tears welling up in her eyes, instantly shattered my thoughts, and my brain went blank.

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