Chapter 274: Don't Eat Food
"I did it on purpose, but it wasn't because of jealousy." Chu Wu said lightly.
"Cut!"
Pear Blossom's face was full of disbelief: "You just pretend, if it's not jealousy, why are you pulling around and deliberately embarrassing people?" ”
Sophia and Onyx looked at each other and nodded.
"Hey, you women, it's so stupid."
"What do you mean, do you want to curse?"
Chu Wu immediately glanced at the three of them and exhaled lightly: "First of all, none of these dishes are made by him, it is estimated that this guy has money in his family and has hired a few chefs." ”
"You can make it up." Rika rolled her eyes: "Do you think everyone is like you, with such thick skin?" ”
"Rika, are you the eldest aunt here?"
Chu Wu couldn't help it, why did this woman love to raise the bar with herself so much recently, it seemed that there was no place to offend her.
"Your aunt is here!" Rika shouted.
At this time, Sophia opened her mouth and interrupted: "Chu Wu, do you mean that Fei Fan wants to get close to us on the pretext of delivering food?" ”
"It's worthy of being the high priest of the Holy Elves, or Sister Sophie who was the first to react." Chu Wu paused, glanced at Pear Blossom, and sighed: "Some people are born with shortcomings, they should really work harder the day after tomorrow, and if they are ugly, they must learn more." ”
"Holy!" Rika was angry: "What do you mean, who do you say is ugly?" ”
"No, no, you're not ugly." Chu Wu was calm and calm, grinning: "This is just a comparison, compared to some crooked melons and cracked dates, you are definitely a big beauty." ”
Pear:......
It's not the first time I've heard this, and Pear Blossom's face is so black.
At one point, she really wanted to take off her disguise mask, see how surprised this bastard was when he saw how he really looked, and then ask him lightly if he was ugly.
"No, isn't it just to avoid other people's eyes? Why do you want to be angry with the bastard, and even want to take off the disguise mask, it's ridiculous. ”
Packing up her emotions, Pear Blossom smiled faintly: "I think it's not the key how a person looks, what matters is her character, if she is a beautiful person, what lives in her heart is a green tea-heart, if you marry her, the sky will change color before the next day." ”
Chu Wu nodded: "It's okay, we can all understand this kind of self-comforting words." ”
Pear:......
"Okay, Chu Wu, let's talk about why Fei Fan is so close to us first." Sophia spoke up and pulled the conversation back.
Chu Wu glanced at Sophia and said with a smile: "Fei Fan's trick is to capture the old man, first appear in front of you with a polite image, always maintain the appearance of a decent gentleman, bring your vigilance to lower, and then he captures your stomach in a delicious way, and then he sleeps with you in another way." ”
"Chu Wu, you are a bit alarmist, even if his purpose is not pure, but we are not casual people, how can it be so easy to let him sleep." Onyx Road.
"So, he's done it in the food." Chu Wu said lightly.
Sophia subconsciously asked, "You mean he drugged the food?" ”
With that, she looked towards Onyx.
Onyx was also taken aback, and quickly checked the food.
"Onyx, don't check it, there's no poison in the food." Chu Wu pulled the agate back, pointed to the mapo tofu and said: "This mapo tofu has beef and brown sugar in it, these two foods are poisonous when mixed together, although it is not fatal, but it will make people very uncomfortable." ”
He paused, and then pointed to the sweet and sour pork ribs: "This poured sweet and sour pork ribs has chrysanthemums and peas added to it, which has also become a poison, and eating too much can be fatal." ”
Agate listened and checked, and sure enough, he found chrysanthemums and peas inside.
However, she, like Pear Blossom and Sophia, also heard it mysteriously, even if she was a healing spirit envoy of the light attribute, she was also confused.
"What a mess, Chu Wu, you didn't make up such nonsense to hide your jealousy."
Pear Blossom still doesn't believe it, how can these foods be poisonous when they are matched together, and besides, I ate them all just now, why is there nothing.
That's right!
It must be Chu Wu, this guy bragging, looking for a sense of existence.
Chu Wu shook his head, looked at Pear Blossom, and said, "Sister Pear Blossom, your IQ and your body are not at the same age at all, you have been in Cloud City for a while, you have also eaten sweet and sour pork ribs, have you ever seen anyone add chrysanthemums and peas to it?" ”
"I ......"
"Forget it, there are some things that can't be explained to children." Chu Wu said helplessly.
Rika was stunned for a moment, and her face turned black again.
This time, though, she held back.
Because her stomach seemed to have some reactions, she felt like it was slowly expanding, and she subconsciously burped.
At the same time, Sophia and Onyx had the same reaction.
"Wouldn't it? Could it be really poisonous? ”
Without exception, this is what the three of them are saying at this moment.
Chu Wu faintly said: "You don't eat much, let the agate smooth it for a while, and it'll be fine." ”
After speaking, Chu Wu couldn't help but say: "Ladies and gentlemen, can you have more eyes in the future, how can there be any kindness in this world for no reason, if I don't rush back in time, you will probably be a plaything for the adult family." Can you stop talking to strangers and eat strangers' things in the future? ”
"Huh?"
"Okay, I'll pour all these things, Onyx, you can help them smooth out." Chu Wu swept away the food on the table and poured it into the trash.
It's okay to have agate here, and even if they want to help, it is estimated that they are unwilling, after all, judging from the process of agate's self-treatment, neither Pear Blossom nor Sophia will be willing to put their hands on their lower abdomen.
After a little thought, Chu Wu still decided to go upstairs.
While it's still early, hurry up and soak in the hot springs and practice well.
Sakura-chan was as excited about her practice as ever, and as soon as she heard that she was going to the hot springs, she couldn't wait to urge her.
"Yudie, do you want to come along?"
Before going out, Chu Wu found the rain butterfly lying in the window, thought about it, and still asked.
"I, I ......"
Yudie hesitated for a while, didn't say anything, just nodded twice.
Then, she flew behind Chu Wu and Sakura, and followed her to the hot spring pavilion on the top of the mountain.
"Sakura-chan, can I set up a spirit gathering array by myself?" Chu Wudao.
"Theoretically, it's okay, but your current sea of consciousness is very weak, and you don't have enough aura to arrange the Spirit Gathering Array." Sakura paused, glanced at Chu Wu, and said strangely, "Isn't there a ready-made one here?" Why do you have to set up the Spirit Gathering Array yourself? ”
"It's going to look a lot taller when you're arranging it." Chu Wu touched his chin, nodded, and said, "Moreover, if I can not know the Spirit Gathering Array, then I can arrange it in the bathroom, and then I will ...... it."
"Ahem!"
Sakura coughed lightly twice and interrupted, "Put away your thoughts, don't be delusional, and go in quickly." ”
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