Chapter 118: Eriksen's Three Heroes Battle Lu Bu
At halftime, in the fan stands, Humpty Dumpty Bill was inciting everyone: "Guys, we must not sit idly by, and we will give them a good look when the Londoners come out." ”
"Let's sing it later!!"
In the dressing room, Heynckes was talking: "They will definitely step up their attack in the second half, because in the standings they are three points behind us, two points behind Manchester United, they came to Anfield to get three points, so they will definitely press out and attack, we just need to keep the first half of the game, we can press more in the style of play, and wait for them to make mistakes then our chance comes." ”
At the end of the 15 minutes of half-time, both teams came out of the tunnel again.
At this time, the audience rang out with singing:
"The runner-up belongs to Barak"
"Scolari can't wait to leave Ronaldo in London"
"Cheryl can only use the vibrator at home every night"
'Frank Lampard likes to play with Rio Ferdinand'
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Liu Ting laughed when he heard the lyrics, and when he looked back, he saw that many people in Chelsea had a hot face.
It's no secret that England fans love to compose their own songs on the spot, and now Liverpool fans sing about the dark history of Chelsea's important missions.
Everyone knows that there are many runner-ups in Barak, and Barak, who has 13 runners-up, can completely say: I am not afraid of anyone than the runner-up!
Scolari was still the head coach of the Portuguese national team last summer, and took Portugal to play in the 08 European Cup, and it was revealed that Scolari had signed an agreement with Chelsea at the beginning of the European Cup, and was about to transfer to the London giants to coach, and finally affected Portugal was eliminated by Germany 3:2 in the quarterfinals of the European Championship.
Cheryl is the wife of Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, and now Ashley Cole is also known as the world's No. 1 left-back by many people, and his marriage to Cheryl is known as the golden boy and girl. But Cole is ugly and there are all kinds of scandals, which is simply ugly and ugly, last year it was revealed that all kinds of summons and nightclubs are fooling around, and there are cracks in her marriage with Cheryl, who is a thrifty housekeeper. Last year's newspaper counted Ashley Cole as the number one most hated person in England.
Frank Lampard played seven men and two women in Cyprus in the summer of 2000 with Rio Ferdinand and others at Manchester United, and the photos were later put in newspapers. Originally, even a scandal was time-sensitive, and everyone forgot about it after a long time, but Ferdinand, who liked to pit his teammates more than a year ago, wrote an autobiography and took it out again, and Lampard was on fire again.
What Ferdinand actually meant was that it made him realize that there were a lot of women who made a living from that kind of thing, and that thing made him mature.
But that didn't stop Rio Ferdinand from cheating on his team-mates, and it was Frank Lampard's girlfriend who gave birth to a daughter when Ferdinand published his autobiography.
England's Fleet Street is world-famous, and the development of tabloids has also given rise to a large number of ancillary industries, and many women are workers in this ancillary industry.
There are always various restrictions for reporters to secretly photograph celebrities, but many women can easily complete this task, especially those who are themselves engaged in the color and green industry.
Those women often carry cameras and other things with them, and once they hook up with a football star and are brought back, they secretly take pictures and sell them to various newspapers, and some women even go on TV to talk about the star's performance in bed.
The worst played by the English media is the former England national team manager Eriksen, who became the head coach of the England national team as a Swede, and the first foreign coach in England's history, and the media always want to find him trouble.
Eriksen was first revealed to be cheating with the FA secretary, which was just Eriksen's own trouble, and then he was played with by the routine.
After the peachy news of cheating, there was soon a matter of Eriksen calling three girls home to play, the Swedes called three of them back in one breath, and they were still playing in the living room, the head coach was happy and knelt down to ride the girl as a horse, and Eriksen, who was about to be 60 years old, was also old and strong, and climbed several laps with the girl.
A series of photos clearly record this incident, Eriksen was obviously tricked, and the three girls were obviously bought by the media, otherwise how could those photos be taken secretly?
Eriksen's 'Three Heroes vs. Lu Bu' became a hit.
Afterwards, Erickson resolutely refused to admit it, claiming that he was framed by the media looking for someone who looked like him, but Lao Eiksen still didn't remember it for a long time, and was immediately played again.
Before the start of the 06 World Cup, Lao Ai met with a group of local tyrants who claimed to be from the Middle East in London, and the Middle Easterners said they wanted to buy a Premier League team and invite him to coach. So he immediately agreed, and within a few days, the newspapers reported a lot of audio recordings of Erickson's conversation at that time.
Poor Lao Ai has been tricked again, the so-called Middle Eastern tyrant is the tabloid media looking for someone to pretend, the naïve Eriksen really thinks that he has hit a big luck, with the financial support of the Middle East tyrant, he is about to step into the ranks of the world's famous marshals. At that time, Chelsea, who played Golden Yuan football, was on the rise, and it was no wonder that Eriksen was tricked.
Liu Ting had long heard of the power of British tabloids, so he rarely went out to play in the UK, and sometimes he never brought a nightclub woman home when he went with his teammates.
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The songs made up by Liverpool fans are considered to have satirized Chelsea from the coach to the players, especially Frank Lampard and a few others, who were so black when they came on the pitch.
At the start of the second half, the two teams played more intensely.
Just 40 seconds into the game, Alonso received a yellow card for a tackle on Kalou's bright sole.
In the 52nd minute, Liverpool threatened.
Liu Ting dribbled the ball to the middle of the box and fired a long-range shot at goal, which was lifted over the crossbar by Cech.
Alonso took a corner, but Alex's unsuccessful clearance bounced in front of Kuyt, and the coolie struck wide of the left-hand post.
Liu Jianhong said: "Oops...... Kuyt, it was clearly a mistake by Chelsea to send the ball, and it was a shame that Kuyt actually deflected the ball. ”
In the 53rd minute, Mikel tackled Arbeloa, who stepped forward to assist, and received a yellow card.
In the 56th minute, Liu Ting picked up a cross to the penalty area on the left side, Gerrard's header was ferried, and Torres's sweeping shot in the box was blocked by Ashley Cole.
The corner kick came out, Terry's header pushed the ball out of the penalty area, Arbeloa got the ball and passed to Liu Ting in the middle, Liu Ting broke through with the ball, Lampard put the tackle directly, Liu Ting quickly jumped up to dodge, or was put on the ground, but the ball rolled to the feet of Arbeloa, and Arbeloa's low shot was confiscated by Cech.
Liu Ting felt that if he didn't dodge the ball, he would probably get injured, so he got up and pushed Frank Lampard, and the players of the two teams came to separate them, but the referee gave the ball to Chelsea.
There was a growing trend of anger between the two sides, and the referee called Liu Ting and Frank Lampard over to warn them.
Alan Hansen said: "Frank Lampard's tackle was clearly a dangerous move and the referee only knew about it, which allowed Lampard to get away with it, and he should have at least been booked. ”
Hansen's words were supported by all Liverpool fans, and of course by all Chelsea fans, but the format on the pitch suddenly changed.
In the 60th minute, Liverpool's counterattack, Liu Ting took the ball in the middle again, smashed the ball past Ballack in a row, and was about to drive straight in, Lampard put a shovel again, and lit up the soles of his shoes, this time Liu Ting failed to dodge, and fell to the ground and wailed after being shoveled.
The Liverpool players immediately came to Frank Lampard's trouble, and the Chelsea players were not to be outdone.
The referee immediately came over and separated the two sides, and did not give Lampard any nonsense, it was just a red card.
I warned you just now, and now it's coming again, who will you not give the red card to?
Chelsea captain John Terry kept protesting the decision with the referee, while Frank Lampard simply walked off the pitch.
Passing by the players' tunnel, all sorts of swearing came at Frank Lampard.
"Die back to London, you bastard!!"
"Go back to your Ferdinand!!"
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When Liu Ting fell to the ground, he knew that he didn't have a big problem, but it hurt a little bit, but this was a hard injury, and it was necessary to roll on the ground for a while to put pressure on the referee, so the team doctor came up and pretended to check it and stood up.
At this time, Terry was receiving a yellow card for protesting against the referee, and the applause and cheers from the audience rang out, both for Liu Ting and for Terry.
With Chelsea down to man, the good chance Liverpool had been waiting for had finally arrived, and the next step was to score against Chelsea.
Scolari quickly made two substitutions at once, Drogba came on for Anelka, Deco came on for Malouda, one was a change in the front line, the other was in the middle of the field to replace the striker, Scolari meant to strengthen the defense but not give up the attack, for this game they have not given up.
This is exactly what Liverpool want, and if Scolari asks the whole Chelsea team to hold on to the draw, Liverpool will really be a bit difficult to do, after all, the blue bus has been famous since Mourinho's time.
In the 74th minute, Mascherano broke the ball from Deco's feet in the middle of the field, and the little pony passed the ball to Xavi Alonso, who saw Liu Ting, who was quickly entering the Chelsea half, and made a long pass.
"Alonso!! His long pass is as accurate as if it were fitted with positioning. ”
Liu Ting watched the ball and flew over accurately, and as soon as he lifted his right foot to unload the ball lightly, he threw off Bosingwa, who was following him, and entered the Chelsea penalty area, where only Alex remained.
In the face of Alex, Liu Ting skillfully stepped on the bicycle and shook off the opponent when he changed direction to the right, but Cech attacked at the right time to block, Liu Ting directly raised his foot and hit the goal, and the ball flew directly towards Cech's crotch.
"Crotch piercing!! Goooooooal!!! The ball comes in!! ”
"Beautiful goal, it was a simple counterattack, but Liu Ting used his personal ability to turn this counterattack into a goal."