Because some of my relatives used to sell barbecue, and I often ate and drank together, "skewers" are not new to me.

"Eh, Xiu Thorn, tell me honestly, have you ever worked part-time at a barbecue restaurant?"

Wang Lele looked at the pile of meat skewers that had accumulated next to me, and then glanced at the pile of meat skewers on his right hand that was less than half of me, and asked me a little dejectedly.

Indeed, compared with the neat and beautiful meat skewers I have skewered, Wang Lele's "broken works" are a bit unbearable to look at.

"This is talent, and it is also hands-on ability, which I can't envy."

After listening to my words, Wang Lele glanced at me with the corner of his mouth, with an expression of "You really gasped when you said you were fat".

"Xiu Thorn, have you read infinite genre novels?"

"I've seen it, what's wrong."

"What do you mean about our current situation...... Will it be the same as the characters in infinite genre novels? When our time in the real world is completely cleared, or our lives are in danger, we will be forcibly sent to the main god space. Well, it's like the guy who had a car accident yesterday. ”

Your Excellency ...... is still so fresh and refined, I am speechless.

"Makes sense, right? It is possible that we have actually become the chosen ones of the Lord God. Speaking of this, Wang Lele nodded with a good feeling for himself, and he didn't know if it was a bloody plot of killing all sides in the main god space and becoming a winner in life.

"Don't, if that's the case, I won't be killed by a pig teammate like you." Before Wang Lele could open his mouth to refute, I continued: "Also, the children who were selected are from other people's Digimon anime, and they have nothing to do with infinite novels. Moreover, I think people like you will never survive an episode in anime. ”

"Okay, okay, you cow 13, you will always live in the memoirs of the supporting role."

After speaking, Wang Lele picked up the rag on the side and rubbed his hands, took out his mobile phone again, and came to me awkwardly.

"What are you doing? How can you laugh... Then nausea. ”

The smile on Wang Lele's face suddenly froze, he first punched me in the shoulder angrily, then half-leaned on my back, and put the phone in front of us in the air, "Take a commemorative photo, maybe one day we will disappear inexplicably." As he spoke, Wang Lele wrapped his free arm around my neck.

"......" I looked up at the screen of my phone, and the selfie screen was showing the faces of me and Wang Lele.

Wang Lele took a light breath and curled the corners of his mouth at the camera, "Come on, laugh." ”

"Laugh at your sister." I suddenly felt a little sentimental, and I felt quite uncomfortable.

"If you make you laugh, you laugh, nonsense." Wang Lele's arm around my neck suddenly moved down and quickly scratched my waist.

"Huh... Ha ha... You're insane! ”

"Ka-"

The camera freezes at this moment.

In the photo, Wang Lele and I have similar, heartfelt laughter on our faces, and there is a little confusion in the laughter.

……

"Uncle, I'm back~"

Qi You just pushed open the door after school, and shouted softly into the house.

"Eh, Brother Lele, why are you here!?"

After Qi You saw Wang Lele, the smile on his little face immediately became a little thicker.

"Of course I'm here for you." Wang Lele pulled Qi You to the balcony like a treasure and showed her the fruits of our afternoon's labor.

"Wow~ It's so rich, thank you, Brother Lele!" Qi You bent down and looked at the various types of skewers that Wang Lele and I were wearing one by one.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's supposed to be." Wang Lele smiled warmly and purely, exuding a strong sense of spare tire up and down.

Well, that's a bit hurtful. However, I always feel that Wang Lele is very much like an honest person in the sticker emoji, no matter how you look at it, I feel very distressed.

Silly girl, we can start over wow.

Forget about him, I'll move the magic temple stone to support you in the future!

So, I secretly made a decision in my heart: if I can meet Wang Lele again before the end of my life, I will definitely check for Wang Lele and help him screen the most suitable other half.

And I swear: there is absolutely, absolutely no joke in it.

"Bang!" Wang Lele suddenly stepped forward and punched me.

"What are you doing, how can you hit someone for no reason?"

"I don't know! But I just think you're smiling and malicious! Wang Lele was arrogant when he spoke, "So you don't need me to think about it, you must not be thinking about anything good in your head!" ”

As everyone knows, I don't like to use exclamation marks when I write, but I use it three times here, so it is not difficult to imagine Wang Lele's indignant tone at that time.

So I looked at Qi You innocently and asked her, "Is there one?" ”

Qi You pursed the corners of his lips and nodded, took out his mobile phone, called up a "funny" little yellow face emoji, and said to me, "That's how you laughed just now." ”

Belch...... That's really rude, blame me for not being able to control my emotions.

"Qi You, you're hungry, go wash your hands, we're ready to start the barbecue." Wang Lele said to Qi You with a smile, and when he turned his head to look at me, he changed to a face that "this page can't be displayed", "Xiu Jian went downstairs to buy some drinks, and beer, I want it to be cold!" ”

Look, it's like a commanding tone.

I shrugged my shoulders, grabbed my wallet, put on my coat, and rolled downstairs.

We had a great time at this barbecue.

Qi You drank two full bottles of beer very gently, but before Wang Lele and I could give her a thumbs up, she had already blushed and started to talk drunken nonsense.

I had no choice but to help her back to her bedroom and carry her to the bed.

After simply settling Qi You, I returned to the balcony again. It was about eight o'clock in the evening, the sun had completely disappeared below the horizon, and the night overhead was pitch blue, with the occasional star faintly twinkling after overcoming the haze.

"Qi You went to sleep?"

"Hmm."

"Come on, do it." Wang Lele opened two bottles of beer and handed me one.

I took the beer, raised the bottle to my mouth, and drank most of it in one gulp.

"It would be great if I could meet you safely~" Wang Lele had a simple flush on his face, which was a sign of drinking too much.

I didn't answer, just stuffed my head and ate roasted sauerkraut.

This roasted sauerkraut was bought by Wang Lele at a nearby barbecue restaurant before, and the flavor has been prepared, and it can be eaten after roasting it on the stove for a while.

It's just that my favorite dish on weekdays, after eating it in my mouth at this time, I can't taste it at all.

"Don't just eat, talk to me."

“… Okay, what do you want to talk about. ”

"Hmm...... You say, we are often tired of this templated life day after day, and we crave excitement and adventure. Wang Lele took a big sip of beer and rubbed the wine stains on the side of his mouth casually with the back of his hand, "But until the end, we often find that plainness is the most difficult thing to wait for, and it is actually a very happy thing to live like an ordinary person." ”

“…… Yes. ”

"Xiu Thorn, I know that you have something very important to hide from me, and you didn't tell me."

Hearing this, my heart pounded.

Seeing this, Wang Lele smirked and pointed at me with his finger, "Look, I guessed right." ”

"I ......"

"It's okay." Wang Lele waved his hand indifferently, "If you don't say it, I won't ask, especially now, I don't want to know some more weird things." Anyway, you are my friend, and I recognize you, no matter what changes we have in the future, I believe that this will not change. ”

"Hmm... Well. ”

"Hah...... I'm sleepy, so I'll borrow your couch. With that, Wang Lele staggered to his feet.

I hurried forward and grabbed him.

"I'm not drunk, I'm just tired." Wang Lele nudged me.

"Yes, yes, Brother Lele is not drunk with a thousand cups, the sun rises in the east, only you don't pour."

"Heh... Oh, you, I'm not undefeated in the East. ”

After I helped Wang Lele to the couch, he quickly fell asleep and let out a faint snoring sound. It seems that the bizarre experiences of these days have also caused him to be deeply tired physically and mentally.

I shrank in the corner of the sofa alone, staring at the closed door of Qi You's bedroom for a while, in a stupid daze, and then looking at Wang Lele, who was lying on the sofa and sleeping, and a few dream words popping out of his mouth from time to time.

I sat on the couch, my head resting on the back of the couch, like the lifeless plaster casts in our high school hallways, motionless, staring straight at the ceiling, reminiscing about the days that had passed.

I don't know how long it took, my neck was so stiff that it was sore, and I was able to move—

I half-opened my mouth, took a few deep breaths, then twisted my neck with difficulty, tilted my head to one side, and then slowly shifted my gaze, which occasionally retreated, as if I was powerlessly escaping the fate from which I could not escape.

And at the end of my final line of sight......

It's the backpack with a spray anesthetic and a xenomorph removal device.

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