The group bought a ticket and had nothing to do all the way.

This time, in order to avoid the terminal being regarded as a note7, Shi Haoren forced him to change his shape and replaced it with a small tablet.

The terminal was very reluctant to come at first, until Shi Haoren went to Ningning's bag and turned out the sticker of SpongeBob SquarePants, and the terminal immediately changed its appearance without saying a word, "I have something to say, brother, I was wrong!" ”

Shi Haoren finally posted something on it.

"Tell me, what did you post on the back of the unit, is it a Pleasant Goat or a Teletubbies?"

Lemon leaned over, "Wow! Landlord, only nine dollars nine? ”

"I think it's an overestimation of its value, so far it can best reflect its value when smashing walnuts, and I'm afraid it won't take so much money to buy a special walnut smash on a certain treasure."

Don't mention how angry the data terminal is, "you...... You guys, all give the machine waiting! ”

In this way, the group teased the terminal, talked and laughed and returned to the big house in the suburbs.

Along the way, Shi Haoren dialed the Heaven Hotline many times, Guapi 23333 had already left, and Ding Dong 66666 just didn't answer the phone.

Shi Haoren made up Ding Dong 66666 was sitting on her recliner knocking on Erlang's legs, looking at the communication equipment with disdain.

Anyway, you just don't want to take care of yourself?

Or was this product delirious by the second lack of the prosecutor's office, and when he got home, he fell asleep?

The daily life of the goddess, Shi Haoren felt that it was difficult for him to figure it out.

It seems that in a few days, I will take my own brain pit team to go to the dog egg village together, so that the tenants can see it for a long time.

So far, only Kashan has seen Dingdong 66666, and Ning Ning has also been to Dog Egg Village, but what she saw is Guapi 23333, and I heard that the wolf girl has also formed a deep friendship with the blue fat people.

The specific scene at that time was as follows:

"Wow, you all look exactly the same!"

The blue fat men looked at each other and did not speak.

"Wow, it's true that you don't speak? Okay, so what are the next few questions for you? ”

The blue fat men were speechless.

"Wow, I think you're lying to me, I'm going to ask you a question to prove it first. Are you all the same fat! ”

Blue Fat Men: ......

"Wow, it looks like you lied to me."

"Then I'm going to ask, do you want to take me to walk around, the landlord is chatting with the goddess inside, I'm going to walk around, are you my guide?"

The order the blue fat men got before was to take the wolf lady in a circle in heaven.

Along the way, the wolf lady was very moved, "Wow, you are all good people!" ”

"We're friends, aren't we?"

"Why are you so fat, is it because there are bombs in it?"

"Why ......"

"Why ......"

Anyway, when Shi Haoren left with Lemon, he saw a few more blue fat men twitching on the ground at the door.

……

Thinking all the way to the previous scene, they came to the vicinity of the big house.

Shi Haoren found that the window was open.

"Lie down!"

Shi Haoren has been extremely nervous in the past two days, first attacked by demon hunters twice, and then went to the Maple Leaf Country to fight with a bunch of demon hunters, and he also saved a group of half-hung demon hunters.

Could there be another orange-suited witcher squatting in his own home, ready to ambush him?

He distinctly remembered that before leaving, he had closed all the doors and windows, unless it was a burglar.

But in this place in the suburbs, thieves feel like a waste of time.

Shi Haoren snapped and lay on the ground, years of experience as a warship commander told him that danger was everywhere.

Ning Ning jumped and pushed the door open directly, stretching, "Landlord, there are a few letters on the mahjong table, and a few pieces of watermelon rind." I'm going to set up my astrolabe! ”

"Big dog, stop, you want to summon the demon king of another world again?!"

Yueling also rushed back with Ningning.

The fat man stood beside Kasan, and his eyes never left the iceberg beauty. Kashan didn't know, so she looked at Shi Haoren who was lying on the ground.

Shi Haoren was a little embarrassed!

He coughed and stood up, patted the ash on his body, and looked at the new tenant Heng Fatman, "This is our tradition, before going home, we have to pay homage to the landlord, be down-to-earth!" ”

"In this case, then I will follow the local customs." The fat man also lay on the ground to learn what Shi Haoren looked like before.

"Two neuropathies." Kashan sneered and walked into the big room alone.

The atmosphere was more intriguing, and Shi Haoren felt that he had pulled a stupid fork and got on the thief ship, and he was no longer so embarrassed.

When you are doing a bad pen, there is someone to do it with you, and you will feel in your heart: it seems that you are no longer so bad.

Shi Haoren shrugged his shoulders, "Neurotic!" ”

After speaking, he walked into the big house. At this time, the fat man realized that he seemed to be placed by Shi Haoren.

After entering the house, Ning Ning and Yue Ling went to the top floor, and the two of them were estimated to have another quarrel. Kasan sat in front of the TV and clicked on a movie, while Fat Heng squatted beside her with a kneeling face, looking at Kassan.

"Out of breath!"

Shi Haoren grabbed the fat man aside, "I used to be a person with status, and my eyes were straight when I saw a beautiful woman?" ”

"It's straight, boss, do you see that my eyes are crooked?"

Shaking his head, Shi Haoren thought to himself that these "dignitaries" might be really good, but they were the prince of the galaxy, and he had a way to pick them up if he was a beauty. Suddenly, I saw a woman like Kassan, who was cold from the bottom of her bones, and a person like Fat was completely defenseless.

Of course, there was no shortage of women who pretended to be iceberg beauties around Heng Fat Man in the past, but real iceberg beauties and fake iceberg beauties can be distinguished, Kashan and Yueling are both quite ascetic goddess fans, but Yueling's words ......

From upstairs: "Die, you stupid wolf who only has the power to kill mice!" ”

"You stupid aunt, I said I was afraid of mice!"

Shi Haoren could only shake his head after hearing this.

The fat man has a strong ability to distinguish, and he fell in love with the real iceberg beauty Kashan at a glance.

Shi Haoren really couldn't bear to tell the fat man about Kashan in another world and such a little lover.

There is a saying: I thought you were indifferent by nature, until one day I saw you shushing others.

This story is so sad that Shi Haoren can't bear to continue reading.

He shifted towards Kassan.

"Yo, Kassan, what movie are you watching?"

Kashan raised her eyelids and glanced at Shi Haoren, "Harry Potter." ”

"Hey, I thought you'd be more interested in getting closer to science and stuff like that, because you can learn a lot of things that are unthinkable to the other world. Is it because there is magic in Harry Potter, and you feel very affectionate, so you watch it? ”

"It's not."

Shi Haoren scratched his head, "That's why." ”

"I opened it and that's it, there's a word in the lower left corner that you didn't see yourself?" Kasan rolled her eyes and moved a little farther away, ignoring no one.

Shi Haoren turned his head and found that it was the movie channel playing Harry Potter, and there was really a line in the lower left corner, saying Harry Potter......

The story was even sadder, and Shi Haoren decided to leave.

He turned his head and walked to the mahjong table.

As Ling Ling said before, there are several large pieces of watermelon peel on the mahjong table, which are gnawed cleaner than Ning Ning, and I don't know who is so vicious, he rushed into his home, nibbled two watermelons, and left without taking anything.

This thief is full of interest, very leisurely and elegant, and he still leaves a few letters here, is it a poem "Eating melons"?

Shi Haoren grabbed a newly bought stool and brought it to the mahjong table.

The first letter, after opening, only a few big words: melon peel 23333 stay.

Shi Haoren thought to himself: It seems that before Guapi 23333 left, he was a little reluctant to give up himself and come to see himself. Who knows if there will be a chance to see each other again in the future, and when the incident of planting a bomb in front of Dingdong 66666 with her is exposed, they will each look at the end of the world from then on.

Inside the second letter was a small stack of bound documents, still copied in low-quality ink, and there was a stench.

After Shi Haoren pulled it out, his whole body shuddered.

Death Report: Shi Haoren