Uchiha Itachi's statement:

Hello everyone, my name is Uchiha Itachi, I'm five years old, but I'm 250 years old in mental age, yes, I'm a reborn.

In my previous life, after the Uchiha's ancestral land was killed by his favorite brother, I was dragged into a simple space by a guy who claimed to be the main god, where there was only a large glowing egg, which was said to be the main body of the self-proclaimed main god.

After that, I was put into various worlds to engage in base, uh, slip of the tongue! It's to do something.,After you're done doing something, go back to that room.,At that big egg.,Strengthen yourself with the points you get from doing things.,It's like playing a low-to-exploding spicy chicken page game.。

Once, I was thrown into a low-martial arts world, where a large group of people actually knew me, but later I learned that what happened in our world was drawn by a person into something called a manga, and I saw it myself, and my brother misunderstood what he meant, hostile to Konoha, and I was quite sad when I saw this, although it was later pulled back to Konoha by Naruto with a mouth cannon.

Finally, after more than 200 years of traveling through various worlds, I saved enough points to redeem for returning to reality, and then I chose to return, and before leaving, I threw Amaterasu at the big egg, and was ordered by it to go all day long, super unpleasant!

Maybe it's because I've died in the original world, so I've been reborn, from the tadpole-like in my father's body, to the ball-like in my mother's body, and finally born, I really experienced what kind of human-making project, by the way, this process is super "cool", don't believe it, you also go back to the furnace!

Although the physique exchanged in the main god space has disappeared, the spirit and skills have been retained, but I remember that the return is to erase all the relevant abilities and memories in the space, but now, in addition to the physique that had to disappear because of the return, other things like skills, mental power, the books I have read, the little yellow book or something, have been retained, could it be that the main god's brain is broken? Forgot?

(The big egg that will shine: "......." MMP, labor and management are a novice who has just changed his career to invest as the main god, why the hell did you give me a shot of Amaterasu, and burned all the family property of labor and management, and labor and management still have the money to ask the big guy to erase your memory for you?! )

It is worth mentioning that the eternal kaleidoscope writing wheel eye that he solidified was retained, and when he was two years old, he took a pile of underwear from the young sister of the uncle next door to do an experiment, and there was not a single scum of Amaterasu burning, which caused the women of the entire Uchiha Manor to panic at that time, and they went to the prop store to buy a seal scroll, sealed the underwear inside, and carried it with them. Well, at that time, I used my pocket money to buy a batch of special seal scrolls from the target boy at a low price, and then, sold at a high price, made a lot of money, and was praised by relatives and friends for a long time as a prodigy, and later, I felt that it was so conspicuous and easy to be targeted (you don't see the C position of the opening awesome, after the end, how miserable the record was.) So I said that my parents let me make soy sauce and was fooled by the beautiful big brother in a sailor suit.

After returning from this rebirth, I decided to change the tragic fate of the Uchiha clan and make the Uchiha shine in this world again!

However, the imagination is very beautiful, the reality is very routine, the Nine-Tails Rebellion of Konoha lost a few houses, and then it was over, the four generations did not die, and the tease who played Madara was also water to death, so I decided to wait and see what happened, obscene development, and no waves!

However, not long ago, I was even more confused, those three transfer students, familiar to death, went home and thought about it carefully, only to remember, they seem to be the protagonists of an animation that I don't know how to classify, the salted fish of the five scum, and that Shikami has a chakra very similar to the disappeared Nine-Tails, 99.9% of the time this is the Nine-Tails became, although there may have been some unspeakable dirty transactions in it, so I was more low-key, and after thinking for a long time, I finally decided...... Yo~ Big guy, let's be friends! Hmm~ Then, we became good friends.

After becoming friends, we had a fight, and the result was, I'll send four! This guy is definitely a hanger, a genius or something, in their eyes scum is not counted, MMp, a month, from the ordinary people of the war five scum (tsk ~ that's your illusion), cultivated to the strength of the elite in the forbearance, well, the strength of the wine is another way, if there is no hanging, the name of labor and management is read in reverse, and then ..... Okay, everyone will call me Uchiha Itachi in the future, anyway, it's just the name reversed, and the surname doesn't change~

In the dead skin of the face, rolling and selling cuteness, and finally offering his own chrysanthemum.... Ahem, after the limited edition Rem figure that I have treasured for many years (as for how it came about?) Haven't you used a scheming treasure? There, you can buy everything you want, including resources, resources, resources, and so on. Finally got their cultivation method, after experiencing it for a minute, decisively threw the cultivation method summarized by the ancestors into the trash, their exercise has a very special name, called "The Law of the Old Driver Cultivating Immortals", although I don't understand what it means, but I don't know what it means!

Today, the four of us are hanging..... Phew, the genius decided to graduate early and leave this spicy chicken school that always gives students a buff of "IQ -233, Festival Exercise -10086".

At the gate of the ninja school, Uchiha Itachi squatted aside, wearing a cotton hat and a scarf, up and down his body, only showing a pair of eyes, and from time to time swept past the young girls, loli, otomes, royal sisters, and young women who passed in front of him............

"Hey, Yuzu, what are you doing? Why are the eyes so obscene? The sound of the air came from the side of the Itachi.

Hearing the voice, Itachi was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said: "Watch the ball~"

"Huh~" Sandao's eyes focused on him with disgust, as if to say: "What a pervert~ At such a young age, he is already so lustful~ When he grows up, he has to pay it back~"

"Eh~ What, since you're here, let's go find the principal quickly! It's not too early! Itachi, who reacted, quickly changed the subject.

"Well, let's go." As a veteran driver, Sora understood why Itachi did that, so he didn't continue to stare at him, and took the lead towards the principal's office.

"Knock knock~" In front of the principal's office, there was a knock on the door.

"Please come in~" A slightly old voice came from the office.

Sora glanced back at the three behind his ass, then turned and pushed the door open and walked in with them.

"Hokage-sama!" After entering, the four of them respectfully shouted to the Miyome Hokage, who was sitting behind the desk.

Ape Fei Ri raised his head, looked at the four people standing opposite him, put on a kind smile on his face, and said, "It's you little guys, this point is not in the classroom, what are you doing here?" ”

The four of them looked at each other and said in unison: "We want to apply for graduation in advance!" ”

"Oh? Really? Ape Feiri looked the four of them up and down, left and right, and after a while, he said, "Have you reached this height?" It's true that the ninja school can't teach you anything.,That's it.,I'll arrange a ninja to give you an assessment.,Pass.,You'll graduate.,If you don't pass.,I'll come back honestly and finish it.,That's okay!? ”

The four of them nodded, indicating that they had no opinion.

Ape Fei Sun slashed and gestured.

"Bang!" A flash of white mist flashed, and a ninja wearing a fox mask appeared in the office.

"You go and call the little ghost of the Qimu family and tell him that there is work to do!" Ape Fei Ri Slash commanded in the tone of the boss of the Black Astringent Society.

"Yes!" The ninja nodded, and the "whoosh~" disappeared in a flash.

(Why do I always feel that the skill that suddenly appears and disappears in the shadows of the Hokage is no different from the Flying Thunder God?) )

Half an hour later, the door to the principal's office was pushed open and a teenager walked in.

Itachi looked at the person who came in with a surprised look on his face and muttered to himself, "It's him!" ”

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