Chapter 26, there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south

"Mom~!"

"Mouth beard! I'm not your mother!! ”

Your uncle's Rin Tosaka!

Ilya threw herself into Ori's arms with a happy face, and the latter nearly threw her out.

Generally speaking, lolicon is probably happy to see this situation, right? A cute silver-haired little Lori threw herself into your arms, this kind of thing is probably something you all want to dream about, right?

However, please be aware of the prerequisites. First, you are motherized. Second, this Lori shouted "Mom"

"How is it possible to accept ahhhh

Ori clutched her head and wailed.

Attention? Isn't it my brother? Not Daddy? But Mom? Shouting at the man Mom, where did you come from, Jack, your mother!

[You must be the only one who will be entangled in this kind of thing.] 】

If you don't bother with it, you must not have transformed.

Do you understand how I feel! Do you know my past?! Can you put yourself in my shoes?!!

[I don't want to, get out.] 】

You're fucking X!

"Mom~"

Shut up Jack!

Determined not to let this misunderstanding continue, Ori grabbed Ilya by the shoulder and said solemnly:

"I'm sorry, but I'm really not your mother, Jack."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Huh? Jack? Who's that? ”

Ilya Caucasian question mark face

"Sorry for the leak, do it all over again."

Taking a deep breath, he reorganized his words, touched Ilya's little head, felt the softness of the hair on his fingertips, and suddenly felt like he was touching his own hair

'How could it be ......'

An idea flashed through my mind and then I threw it away

"Ilya, I'm just a Servant. Your mother shouldn't be me. Your mother is Alice Phil von Einzberen, right? ”

Hearing this, Ilya was not convinced, but seemed to put down a stone in the bottom of his heart, and rubbed in the weaving arms with peace of mind, "What, although my mother wears this strange helmet, she is still Ilya's mother~!" ”

Huh?

"Because Elijah never mentioned that her mother's name was Alice Phil, right?"

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Ori's eyes seemed to die at that moment

[Puff hahahaha This is the legendary self-throwing net, hahahahaha!! 】

Shut up!

"Well, I heard it from Rin! You, you see, it's normal for Rin, who is also from the Imperial Three Family, to understand this aspect, right? Ori's eyes drifted out

"Huh...... Is it? ”

"Then I'll go and ask Rin~"

Burst!! How can you ask!!

"Wait, wait! Why are you asking Rin?! Isn't my persuasive power as Rin's servant enough! ”

"Ho ho ...... Just ask, confirm, why is mom so nervous? ”

Ilya raised her head, and her seemingly innocent eyes were shining with a demonic brilliance

Isn't that nonsense?!! Rin will definitely say no!!

It's not a matter of honesty or not, Rin undoubtedly wants to hold Ilya as a fighter, and even if he can't become an ally, he will never turn him into an enemy. What if Elijah went to ask Rin this question at this time...... If you think about it with your feet, you know that Rin will definitely deny it!! Selling his Servant in exchange for allies is definitely a thing that Rin can do! No! She's already done it!

What does that bastard say, 'It's okay if you don't want to accompany Ilya, but you don't want Ilya to be an enemy either, right?' Or are you willing to kill her? Since you want to win to the end, with Berserker's help, you can easily win even if you fall out with Saber in the end, right? Oh ho ho

Ahhh Should it really be spiritualized to death?

"Okay, I'll give up." Ori raised his hands in surrender

"Mom~"

Burst......

Forcibly swallowed a mouthful of old blood that almost spurted out

"Although I gave up, I still ask you not to call it that, it's not good for the heart."

"Huh? Why? Mom is mom~"

"Wow Wowβ€”β€”β€”β€”!" Oori spurted blood very simply, and a large amount of blood oozed out of the cracks in the face armor

"Babbleβ€”β€”β€”β€”! Mom, you're bleeding?! Why? ”

Unlike Ilya, who was full of panic, the weaver inside the helmet had a tragic face

"It looks like I'm going to die once.] 】

Oh, yes

[The cause of death was hypocrisy. 】

Oh, yes

This time Ori surprisingly did not refute this assessment

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"What!!!? Tosaka is going to live in my house!!? !? with Red Saber And Ilya!!? ”

At dinner time, the young man of Weigong, who had just learned the news, squirted out a sip of tea

"You're so noisy, I don't have to be so loud to hear you. And isn't that what it takes to cooperate? What did you think you just said? Or are you going to live in my house? Well, my room is enough. There are no parents or idlers waiting for them, so Shirou and Blue Saber have no problem moving in together, right? ”

"That's not the problem!! No, I mean, isn't that morally bad!! ”

That's β€”β€”β€”β€”

1、2、3、4……

4 girls??!

I'd be panicking even if Tosaka was alone in my house, let alone four! This is really not a joke.,I'm going to be killed by Sister Fuji.,She shouldn't plan to make me crazy and reduce one master!?

"Morality? Didn't Fujimura-sensei live here too? ”

"No, although I don't know where you found out, Sister Teng is just eating at my house, and the accommodation will still go back to her own home."

"Ahh That's terrible......"

Tosaka put his hand to his mouth in shock, turned his head to the side of the red Saber and said

"In that case, what if we were attacked by Shirou at night, but we had no power to resist......"

"Poofβ€”β€”β€”β€”!! It's not going to do it!! I'm not going to do that!! ”

What is this female demon talking about seriously!!

"If my brother comes to attack at night, Ilya is very welcome, right?"

"It's already a crime!! It's no longer the extent that you earn blood for three years and don't lose money for ten years!! ”

It's like the death penalty was carried out immediately!!!

"Master, even I know how to please a man."

"Even Blue Saber you ?!!!!"

Do these people even know what they're talking about!!

The overly chaotic conversation prevented Emiya Shirou's mind from running smoothly, and it was clear that it was such a dangerous situation, but his brain seemed to have turned into tofu scum

Ahh

At least it won't get any worse than it is now

My gut told me that the Red Saber, known as the swordsman of Mordred, definitely had a bad taste no less than Tosaka

But why? She just sat there with her helmet on and didn't answer, neither provoking Blue Saber nor worsening the situation

just sat quietly, like a Buddha who saw through the red dust, and let Ilya hold her arms

Although it was only for a moment, I thought I saw the vision of the Buddha's nirvana

"Well. The joke ends here. ”

Tosaka clapped his hands and drew the end of this farce

"I've already seen the room, Shirou's home is still quite big, and you can rest when you're tired. Ilya and I have to take up space, and the two Sabers can be spiritualized, and they won't take up space at all. ”

β€œMaster。 Sorry to interrupt your conversation. ”

Blue Saber suddenly spoke up

"Well, Blue Saber shouldn't be so restrained. Any questions? ”

"Yes."

Blue Saber is the right color

"Actually, I'm not in a perfect state. Although I have plenty of mana in reserve, perhaps due to the Master's irregular summoning, I can't turn back into a spirit and the mana recovery is also a problem. ”

As if he understood the situation in an instant, Tosaka snapped his fingers

"In other words, Blue Saber needs a room too. However, it doesn't matter if Shirou says he wants to sleep together. ”

"How, how is it possible, stupid! I can't do that, can I?! And why do you say that you have already decided to live in my house?! I haven't agreed to it yet!! ”

"Huh? Is Shirou more inclined to live in my house? ”

"Don't I have an option other than these two?!"

"You mean β€”β€”β€”β€”"

Tosaka looked at the red Saber who was becoming a Buddha and Ilya in her arms, then turned his head to look at the blue Saber sitting next to him, then at the wall clock hanging on the wall, and finally pointed to himself

"In the cold winter"

"At six o'clock in the evening"

"Four Girls"

"Hungry"

"Risking being attacked at any moment"

"From the Emiya House"

"Get out?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

"Master, at least give me food."

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Issei You're right

Rin Tosaka

It's a demon!

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P.s: Red Saber has been in a state of Buddhahood from beginning to end.

P.s: Oh oh !!!oh Yu was hit hard!! Rest of the readers!! It's obviously a weak chicken who used to find Yu Gaiwen!! Obviously just a reader!! I even wrote a book!! And it's faster than Yu, and the number of words is more than Yu!! There are more readers than Yu!!!

No way!! No way! That's impossible!!

Why!! Why do you have to work so hard!! Doesn't it seem like you're trying so hard?!!

Turn on your computer and play some games!

There are so many beautiful things in the world, so many fun games, go and play!! Why be so diligent in codewords?

It's just a former reader! Obviously it's just a weak bird who has been changed by Yu! Yu doesn't admit it, doesn't admit it!!

Ah~ I see

Yu understood

It's that, it's similar to a girl's deliberate cheating to make her boyfriend jealous and make him cherish his battle even more, right?

It's a conspiracy

It's a trap

Fake, all fake

Yu just said, how is it possible

Really, Yu was deceived by such a little trick

That's right, it's all a trap

It's a trap set by the girls to force Yu to update

Yu is the great will of the universe

It's impossible to lose

Your conspiracy has been discovered by Yu!

Bing Xue is smart enough to see through everything!

That's it, Yu just said how could this kind of thing happen~

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β€”β€”β€”β€” can't do it

I can't make it up

Oh oh !!!oh

Why, exactly! Is this world being taken over by aliens?!

Why is this bias occurring!!

Don't do that!! Really don't do this!!! Yu will cry?!! Yu is really going to cry?!!!