Chapter 239: Saying My Wife Is Stupid and Sweet?
"Queen?"
Kunsler swallowed a duck egg, held it for a long time, and glared at Lin Feng: "How is this possible, how did you do it?" ”
How to do it, I'm blind.
Lin Feng had a mocking expression: Cut, next, you shouldn't say that my guess is correct.
If you continue to play at this pace, I want to kneel down for you, you are the king's man.
Acting, there is a kind of you continuing to act!
However, Lin Feng soon discovered that he completely underestimated the persistence of this drama spirit and the thickness of his cheek.
"I guessed right, it's too against the sky, it's just too against the sky. God, could it be that I was guided by the gods, I never thought that there would be such a wise man in the world. How I wish someone could see the light of wisdom, and at that moment he would surely find that there are two suns above our heads. ”
Kunsler not only acted according to the script, but also completely entered the play, and could not stop the rhythm at all.
This nervous thing looked up at the sky and stretched out his arms to call: "Sun, ......"
"Sun your sister!" Lin Feng felt that this compliment was disgusting, and grabbed Kunsler's neck, "I don't have time to listen to your nonsense, if you don't make things clear now, believe it or not, I'll send you to see the sun immediately." ”
"Okay, I'll give you an explanation now, you let go first." Kunsler gasped, "Still, you must have a bigger puzzle in your mind right now, don't you want to know, how did I guess?" ”
Kunsler's teasing little eyes were disgusting, and this guy clearly got the wrong script, and he didn't know which one he was playing.
"When did it become your guess, what did you guess?"
"I told you not to pretend, for in the light of my shining wisdom, there is nowhere to hide your secrets. Look up at me, I am the sun. O sun......"
"I'm the sun, your whole family." Lin Feng slapped him, "Tell me human words." ”
When he found out that this guy's extremely greasy praise just now was actually boasting, Lin Feng was so angry that he was sick to his stomach. Damn, I owe it to me that I saw the sincerity of your life to slap the sycophants, and endured your neurosis for a long time.
Kunsler finally became a little more honest and said aggrievedly: "Why should you be jealous, the light of my wisdom is only a match for the sun and the moon compared to your great achievements." After all, being able to complete the feat of counterattacking the queen is already the first person in the ages. ”
Yes, I've changed my acting path, and I'm crazy about acting.
Lin Feng showed a look of pity and took out a magic wand. Alas, I only blame myself for having too many treasures, and the lowest one is also silver, but it's a pity.
"Queen, huh?"
"Counterattack, huh?"
"You still want to do it, don't you?"
Every question is accompanied by a blow to the head.
"You'd better find me a queen first!"
Click, the silver wand couldn't withstand Lin Feng's anger in the end.
Kunsler was anxious, gritted his teeth and asked: "Are you pretending to be stupid or are you going to kill people, don't say that you don't know about Ash's upcoming coronation." Based on the relationship between the two of you, can you not know? ”
"What, Ash's coronation?" Where is Lin Feng pretending to be stupid, he was angry and stupid, "The queen you said is actually Ash, damn, have you considered Tedamir's feelings?" ”
"Who is Tedamir, your rival?" Kunsler looked admiring, "It's so rebellious, it turns out that not only did you soak the queen, but you also dug a corner by the way." ”
"Bubble queen, dig the foot of the wall. Wait, you're talking about me? Damn, it looks like you're just looking for a draw. ”
Lin Feng took out another stick, well, the demigod weapon is good, it must be quite solid.
"Don't, I'll confess, can't I confess?"
Kunsler was frightened by this neurosis, and told the story in one go: "At the beginning of the year, the Imperial Intelligence Bureau learned that Princess Ash had left Freljord, and judged that her actions were to visit Debang secretly. Since I had lived in Debang, the 7th Intelligence Department sent me to lead a team to infiltrate the royal city under the guise of local nobles in Debang to find out the news. As a result, it was a sad urging, which made me feel ashamed to say it now, and our group of spy elites were actually blinded by Lux's silly white sweet chick, and almost all of them were wiped out. ”
"Fortunately, I was hiding in the shadows for the sake of cheap command, and I was lucky to escape, and I felt that this incident had alarmed the Crown Guard family, and there must be something strange in it. Knowing that it would be impossible to escape the judgment of the MI if I went back like this, I simply changed my target and lurked around the Duke's Palace, but by mistake I got an important piece of information. ”
"That's right, I found out about your private meeting with Ash at the palace. But don't worry, I haven't sent this information back to the intelligence bureau yet. I swear, I'll keep it a secret for you. ”
It turned out to be this matter, and Lin Feng was immediately relieved. This matter is a bullshit secret, everyone in the Imperial City should know that he went with Lux and the Duke that day, would anyone believe that he took his wife and father-in-law to find other women for a private meeting?
Damn, how can there be any private meeting, this is slander!
Lin Feng glared: "I accidentally got in for you again, don't be so nonsense, what were we talking about?" ”
Kunsler was puzzled: "We've been talking about this, are you having too many girlfriends and your brain is confused." My lord, you have to be temperate, it is not easy to be a man who is king in the future, if your body is not good, be careful that Tydamir comes back and digs you into the corner. ”
Lin Feng raised the demigod weapon without hesitation, and finally realized that if he wanted to talk to this fox well, a stick was better than a brain.
"I count to three, and you go back to the original topic for me in one sentence, and you want to say it clearly."
Well. Kunsler nodded, then began to inhale desperately.
said: "We play the game of guessing girlfriends, and you finally guessed that my girlfriend is the queen, so I also guessed that your girlfriend is also the queen, so we have the same girlfriend, they are all queens, of course, your queen will become a real queen, and my queen will not become a queen." ”
Lin Feng was speechless for a long time.
Kunsler shuddered: "You may have a bad memory, then I can say it again, please, please let me take two more breaths."
"That's enough." When Lin Feng resumed his thoughts, under the light of his sun-like wisdom, he instantly saw everything clearly: I see, it was really a story with twists and turns, but that's all. This Kunsler is interesting, but that's about it.
Kunsler was obviously skeptical of Lin Feng's wisdom, and asked, "You believe my business, and you can believe it too?" ”
"What's the matter?"
"My girlfriend."
"The daughter of the Noxian Emperor Tuhat III, the only only daughter, so she is the first in line to the royal family, so she may become the queen, are you talking about her?"
"You know? Well, then you believe that she can associate with me, a junior officer of the Empire? ”
"No, you're too modest. I remember when I was an ace spy of the Emperor himself, I had already heard of your prestige. ”
"Ah, I forgot about this stubble, what have you heard, do those guys worship me very much?"
"The officials of the Intelligence Bureau privately talked about how they had a lowly little ruffian who dared to hook up with His Majesty's daughter. That's you. ”
Kunsler sneered: "It's been a prize, I didn't expect you to have such a good memory." As a traitor who has long been removed from the Imperial Intelligence Agency, I still remember the lace news in the mouths of those filthy adults. ”
Lin Feng sneered: "It's normal, but I don't dare to forget a word that someone slandered my wife just now." ”
"Your wife?"
"Well, that's the silly sweet little girl you said."