Chapter 108: Black Braised Eggs
Chapter One Hundred and Eight
As a freshman, no matter where or which school you are, you are destined to be bullied more or less by the old students. This is also an unspoken rule in school.
"Hey! What are you doing! ”
"This seat is exclusive to Lao Tzu, you newcomer is so ignorant of the rules! Educate you today! ”
This is a scene that can always be seen in the cafeteria, and the seniors who have no seats will always forcibly occupy the tables of the new students by relying on their seniors here.
"Oops!!"
"Are you blind? Seeing that the seniors didn't know how to give way? ”
This is a freshman who was deliberately bumped into by the old students of the previous class in the wide corridor.
Many people approached the school to report this phenomenon, but the school leaders strangely and uniformly found the old students.
The response from the school was:
"Be in awe of your predecessors, and reflect on what you did not do well for the lessons they have given. Try not to make the same mistake next time. ”
To put it bluntly, the freshmen were knocked out of their teeth and swallowed in their stomachs.
This phenomenon is particularly serious in the warrior department and the magic department, and it is generally not seen in the alchemy department to which Diana belongs, probably because the old students who lack training and the strong freshmen obviously can't take any advantage of the old students.
The seniors of the alchemy department were particularly friendly to the new students below.
This is the envy of students in other departments.
"So is there anyone who is blind who has come to trouble you?"
At noon that day, in the school cafeteria, Diana happened to meet Elaine, who had come to breakfast.
After all, she is also half a fellow countryman, and Diana naturally took the rice bowl and did it with Elaine.
At that time, when she pestered herself every day, Diana was always annoyed with Elaine, and now she can hardly see it on weekdays because of the difference in the department she belongs to.
Diana, on the contrary, still misses her a little. All in all, Diana is a complete slut.
"No, you don't know that I've been bored to death lately, and the things I talk about in each class are the foundation of my foundation that I cooked hundreds of years ago, and I really hope that those little bastards will come and have some fun with me."
Elaine spread out her hands and strodged her shoulders.
It seemed that the heavens had heard Elaine's prayer, and a small group of people who seemed to be quite difficult to speak walked straight towards the cafeteria.
The leader was a two-meter-tall dark-skinned bald head, and the college uniform that was obviously the largest size looked a little fragile on his body, and the row of buttons in front of his stomach made a creaking and squeaking sound.
With the arrival of this group of people, the cafeteria, which had just been extremely noisy, instantly quieted down, everyone lowered their heads and carefully ate the food on the plate, and even the sound of the utensils colliding with each other was controlled to a minimum.
For fear of attracting the attention of this group of people.
"Hey, the little bastard you want is here, what are you going to do?"
Diana looked at Elaine with a grin as she held her bowl of noodles, she hated trouble, but she didn't hate other people's troubles. To put it simply, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.
"Cut →_→"
Elaine glanced at Diana with disdain.
She jerked up from the table, the chair under her ass rattling in the quiet cafeteria.
“…………”xN
Under the gaze of everyone, Elaine retreated to the corner of the cafeteria.
Diana also looked at Elaine's back in confusion.
And Elaine walked to the door, and suddenly looked back and smiled, causing Diana's alarm bell to ring. An ominous premonition arose.
"The black hairless braised egg over there! You're an eyesore! In other words, you must be an assassin major in the warrior department! After all, taking off all your clothes after dark is the best disguise, and this is a treasure given to you by nature, so you should make good use of it! Black hairless braised eggs with bare ass! Go, the empire needs you! Use your bare-ass name to break through the continent! ”
The sudden shouting made the hearts of everyone present rise to their throats, and Diana, as the center of the shouting, was even more confused.
She absolutely didn't open her mouth just now, and she didn't know how to ventriloquism.
But the voice just now is definitely exactly the same as himself, plus it came from himself.
Diana could already imagine her own end.
It's definitely Elaine! This bastard witch!
"What department are you from?"
The black boiled egg instantly came to Diana's table, with a black face, ah no, his face was black no matter how he looked at it.
"I'm not, I'm not."
Diana felt that if she could explain it clearly, she might be able to clear up the misunderstanding.
She hurriedly put on a flattering smile and denied it.
"I'm asking which department you belong to!"
The black boiled egg suppressed the anger that was about to explode and glared at Diana.
Alas~ It seems that I can't hide from it. Diana took a deep breath and stood up, slamming her right hand on her chest and posing as a brave man.
"My name is Elaine, a freshman in the Department of Magic. I'll just scold you! I don't want people to talk about it if I have a black head! Believe it or not, the old lady is angry and blows up your dog's head! Pick out the egg yolk inside and feed it to the dogs! ”
Diana's words added fuel to the fire, causing visible wrinkles to appear on the black braised egg, and he clenched his two fists angrily.
At this moment, Diana put down her eaten job and swaggered towards the door.
She didn't worry at all that the other party would suddenly give him a boiled egg shock, after all, as an old student, you can bully and ravage the new freshmen head-on, but if he does such a thing as a sneak attack from behind, he will not only face the disdain and spurning of the whole school, but it is more likely that the school will also give the punishment of dropping out, even if he is an assassin, he will not be forgiven for defeating the school girl in this way.
In less than a night, Diana's name, no, it should be said that Elaine's name has swept the entire freshman circle, and it is still very relieving to be the first to dare to stand up and face it.
Everyone gave her a thumbs up, and they decided that even if Elaine confessed and apologized in the other party's retaliation, she would be the goddess of their time.
It's like Joan of Arc.
And as the protagonist of the story, the current image is not very good-looking.
"Diana, bastard! How dare you do such a thing with my name! ”
Elaine is a person who likes to watch other people's troubles solve problems, rather than bothering to participate in them herself.
It's not exactly putting the cart before the horse!
It's like a mummy-seeker has become a mummy! This is not in line with her aesthetics!
Not at all interested!