- Blank House

In the kitchen, Asuna was looking at the rabbit on the cutting board in front of her with a confused face, feeling a little at a loss, because her cooking skills were completely different from this rabbit! Tube! Use!

Asuna once again wields her knife at the rabbit to perform her cooking skills, then ......... The supposed dialog still doesn't come out.

The rabbit on the chopping board glanced at Asuna faintly, as if to say, "Are you a fool?" What are you doing dangling with a fruit knife? ”

As if reading the rabbit's eyes, Asuna's face darkened, and she threw away the knife in her hand, and flew out with a "whoosh~" sound, "Bang", the knife was inserted between the legs of the tablet who was fiddling with the tablet in the living room, and it was three points into the wood!

Kirito lowered his head and looked at the knife between his legs, less than 2 centimeters away from his little brother, his hair stood on end, and cold sweat brushed out.

After Asuna threw away the knife, she took out a 4-meter-long knife from her backpack, which was the one used by the boss on the 74th floor.

Asuna looked at the rabbit on the cutting board with a faint look in her eyes, a cruel arc hung on the corner of her mouth, raised her knife, slashed at the rabbit, and then ..........

"Bang!" The rabbit moved forward with an unobservable speed when Asuna was about to cut it, and Asuna's knife grazed its tail and slashed at the cutting board, and then the rabbit pouted and looked up at Asuna with mockery in his eyes.

Taunted Asuna: ".............."

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" ......................

As if she had unlocked something, Asuna swung the 4 (0) meter long knife at a speed comparable to that of a 74-story boss, creating afterimages across the cutting board, and our rabbit-sama ................

It was leisurely walking on its short legs, swaying from side to side in the light of Asuna's sword, rubbing back and forth, and doing a backflip every now and then.

Hearing the blank space of the kitchen, Kirito and Sirika came to the kitchen door, and then they were stunned to see what was happening in the kitchen.

- 5 minutes later

Asuna, who felt depleted, dropped the 4 (0) meter long knife in her hand, held her knees with both hands, and gasped violently.

At this time, the rabbit master was standing upright on the chopping board with his two front paws crossed on his waist, and said with a look of anger: "Yo, this is not good?" ”

"Brush" 6 (Bina lying on top of Sirika's head) looked at the rabbit on the chopping board, and the air was quiet for a moment.

The rabbit with an angry face stiffened, and his two front paws instantly covered his mouth.

"Did it just say it was alive?" Kirito said uncertainly.

Sora nodded and said, "Well, that rabbit just spoke"

The rabbit spoke......

The rabbit spoke.......

Spoken........

Finish.........

Celica was not calm for a moment, and opened her mouth and shouted, "Ah!!! It's too late!! The rabbit is a sperm!! ”

Master Rabbit: "............"

- 5 minutes later, living room.

The rabbit master on the sofa looked down at his body trapped as a zongzi, and the corners of his mouth twitched obviously. On the opposite side of the rabbit, 6 pairs of dead fish eyes were staring at it closely, making the whole rabbit's hair stand on end.

After a while, the five people put away the dead fish eyes, looked at each other, and nodded, as if they had made a decision.

Idling his head to look at Master Rabbit, holding his chin in his hand, after organizing the language, he asked, "What are you?" ”

"I'm a rabbit." Master Rabbit replied as a matter of course.

"Which rabbit can talk?" Kirito opened his mouth and complained.

"I've seen not only that, but a lot of them!" Master Rabbit counterattacks.

"For example?" Celica asked curiously, after all, such a loving creature can speak, so it's strange not to be curious.

"Let's say a certain king." Master Rabbit glanced at the dazed 5 people with a blank expression, and reluctantly explained: "It's the stupid rabbit with a crown and a 'radish' on his mouth all day long." ”

Hearing Master Rabbit's explanation, the five people made a sudden expression of enlightenment, and said together: "I don't know!" ”

"Poof", Master Rabbit was so twisted by this god that a mouthful of old blood spurted out, and he opened his mouth and shouted at the five people and a dragon: "Since you don't know each other!" I suddenly realized that it was expensive! Feed! ”

5 people and a dragon silently stretched out their hands (claws?). wiped the saliva that was sprayed on the face by the rabbit.

Sora stretched out his hand and shook it in the air, "Okay, the topic of talking rabbits will stop here, and we'll talk about it later, now let's get back to business." Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, turned his head to the rabbit master, and continued, "What the hell are you?" ”

"I'm not a thing... Bah.. Wrong....... I'm something.... Bah.... Not right either! ..... I'm just a rabbit!! "Master Rabbit feels a little confused, he needs to have a facial cleanser, sober up, well, facial cleanser.............. The light in the eyes of the rabbit that belonged to the old driver flashed away.

Kirito, who was staring at a certain rabbit closely, happened to notice the flash of light in the rabbit's eyes, and he was not calm for a moment, and shouted in his heart: "Ah, hey! I'm going to call the police! This rabbit doesn't just talk! And driving without a license, hey! ”

Sora organized his words for a moment and asked, "I know you're a rabbit, I mean, are you a creature, or an NPC, or a player?" "It's not unfounded to suspect that Master Rabbit is a player, such as the essence of the old driver in the eyes of Master Rabbit, and the magical dance steps in the kitchen...........

"Wouldn't it be nice if you asked that earlier, really." Master Rabbit complained, after brewing for a while, he raised his head, looked at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle and said faintly: "I am the rabbit who sees the rabbit love, the flowers bloom, the old driver sees the quasi-overturned, the old driver of the rabbit world, the rabbit Hao is also, the rabbit sends the nickname, 'Rabbit Ritian'!" ”

Kirito: "Hey, hey, the demon spirit, that's right, it's the rabbit!" Not only does it drive without a license, but it also threatens to do it every day! ”

“........ You still haven't said what you are! Sora said through gritted teeth.

Looking at the somewhat angry Kong, it felt a deep malice from this world (a certain world consciousness: MMP, if you don't serve this big guy well, the old lady will chop you to make braised rabbit meat!). Rabbit Hao shuddered, and said weakly: "You can think that I am an ownerless demon, or an ownerless parasite......... Phew, summon beasts! ”

"Oh? Is there no owner? Sora paused, a "kind" smile appeared on Sora's face, and continued: "Well, let's talk about your role, if we are not satisfied, I don't mind making you braised and let's have a full meal." After speaking, the air touched the fire phoenix, gestured in the air, and looked at Rabbit Hao's eyes full of threat.

Looking at the fire phoenix in his empty hand, Rabbit Hao's heart jumped violently, and it felt the threat of death from that sword!

Rabbit Hao lowered his head, and after being silent for 2 seconds, he raised his head violently, and said with a dog-legged face: "DALAO, DALAO, I can fight and breastfeed, and I usually do laundry, cooking, and housework, and I can also roll and sell cuteness and warm beds!" ”

Listening to Rabbit Hao's answer, Sora nodded with satisfaction, well, he automatically ignored the last one.

Then Sora stretched out his finger and pointed at Celica on the side, and said, "Now, go and sign a contract with her." ”

Rabbit Hao breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Sora's satisfied nod, and then followed Sora's finger to look at Sora's designated contractor, Sirika.... chest, and then Rabbit Hao decisively refused: "She can't!" Change one. ”

Celica, who was rejected, subconsciously asked, "Why?" ”

Master Rabbit pouted: "Because your breasts are too flat!" ”

The chest is flat....

It's too peaceful...

Flat.....

Finish.....

Celica instantly turned gray and white.

The empty evil smiled and didn't speak, but raised the fire phoenix in the direction of Tu Hao.

Rabbit Hao's face changed instantly, and he said to Celica with righteous words: "As the saying goes, how can the world be flat if the chest is uneven!" From now on, you are my shovel..... Phew, master! With that, Rabbit Hao submitted an application for a demon contract to Sirika.

Sirika in the OTZ position was hit by another arrow, and the sand melted in an instant.

Bai silently walked over, lifted Sirika's still somewhat physical fingers, and nodded in agreement.

Looking at Rabbit Hao, who had already signed the contract, he took the fire phoenix back into his backpack, walked to Rabbit Hao's side, helped it untie the rope, rubbed its head and said, "Hawkers, today Silica has signed a new demon, rabbit, you go and have a big meal to celebrate!" ”

Rabbit Hao was about to open his mouth to refuse, but when he saw the "kind" smile on the corner of his empty mouth, he silently withdrew the idea of refusal and obediently went to the kitchen to cook a big meal.

Rabbit Hao burst into tears in his heart: "Wow! My rabbit is so miserable, with such a tablet owner, my future facial cleanser benefits! Boom~"

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