Chapter Ninety-Three: Jiang Ziya's Collection
"Master, do you want to double cultivate with Daji?" Daji blushed, pinched the lace of her skirt in her hand, and asked Han Ji shyly.
Han Ji immediately poked his head out of the door, looking left and right like a thief, and after finding that no one was seeing, Han Ji hugged Daji's soft and slender waist and carried her into the room.
"Bang", the door was tightly closed, Han Ji leaned against the door, his heart was beating wildly, he raised his head to look at Daji's pretty face that could be broken, and shouted silently in his heart.
"Thank you to the heavens, thank you to the earth, thank you to the Buddha, thank you to the pointer god for his strength! Today is the day my spear pierces through my armor! Han Ji looked at Daji and showed a smile that he thought was very pure!
"Daji, this is a very good proposal, we can learn from each other about the origin of life and the mystery of yin and yang, we don't have time to waste, why don't we start now!"
"The hosts! Daji listens to you! Daji said timidly in Han Ji's ear.
Han Ji hugged Daji sideways with a princess, warm nephrite in his arms, Han Ji couldn't help but take a deep breath, and then his eyes were shining, and he walked towards the big bed quickly, "The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, I don't have time to explain, get in the car!" ”
Han Ji gently put Daji on the bed, and then his whole body suddenly pounced and pressed Daji, Han Ji looked at Daji under him, his eyes flashed like a wolf's green light, and said excitedly to Daji: "Daji, let's start now!" ”
"Okay, master, let Daji dress you wide!" Daji blushed with shame, pushed Han Ji's chest with a blurred look, and said with a sigh of relief.
"Let go of that dress and let me come!" Han Jiyi stopped Daji's movements, and jumped up from the bed, "Daji, watch me perform a magic for you, take off three clothes in a second!" ”
Han Ji smiled at Daji on the bed, pulling his clothes and starting to transform!
"Bang bang bang!!" Just as Han Ji was about to undress, the door of the room was suddenly slammed, "404's, open the door quickly, we are a harmonious delegation!" A majestic and domineering rogue voice suddenly sounded, extinguishing Han Jiteng's burning flame of passion at once!
"Here ......" Han Ji replied weakly, dragging his body that had suddenly lost his dream, and reluctantly opened the door.
Daji's originally misty eyes on the bed suddenly became clear, the expression on her face changed from a shy appearance to a cold, holy and evil one, and her charm became even more moving, her moving eyes flashed with a fine light, and she was gritting her teeth and cursing in her heart, "Hmph! This damn old bastard with ginger teeth came to disturb me and make out with my master! Hmph, Daji remembered! ”
Daji's eyes and expression only flashed, and then she changed into the appearance of a maid with a soft voice and easy to push down, she blushed, timidly got off the bed, pinched the corners of her skirt, lowered her head, and stood by the bed like a little daughter-in-law.
Jiang Ziya, a white-robed gangster in a white robe, stood at the front with a toothpick in his mouth, and the two younger brothers he had just recruited, Arthur and Zhao Yunyi, stood behind him left and right.
"For the sake of social peace and the tranquility of the universe, we advocate that all sectors of society should develop harmoniously. Jiang Ziya led the two of them into the room unscrupulously, and when he saw the figure of Daji next to the bed, a smug smile flashed in his eyes, and then he said meaningfully to Han Ji with a smile on his face.
"Taigong! Haha, you must have misunderstood, how can there be a demonic spirit in my room! Han Ji pointed to Daji's figure and said, "Daji said that she wanted to help me measure the size and make me two clothes, Daji, do you say it!" Han Ji turned his head and winked at Daji.
"Master, Daji has already weighed it, I'll go back!" Daji lowered her head, saluted Han Ji shyly, and then walked out of the room quickly.
"Hmph, little fox, you used to be the old man's defeated subordinate, and now don't want to play tricks in front of me!" Jiang Ziya let out a sneer at Daji's back.
"Boy, measure the "size", right? Jiang Zi looked at Han Ji with a smile and said.
"Taigong, didn't you hear it?" Han Ji said with a haha.
"Boy, if we were a little slower, I guess this is not the way you measure size!" Jiang Ziya patted Han Ji on the shoulder, and said in a tone that everyone understands: "Don't talk nonsense with the old man, I'm also from here, if I hadn't come, there must have been something that everyone likes to see here!" ”
"Taigong! Now that you know it! Why bother me! Don't you know how terrible it is for a man who wants to be dissatisfied! Han Ji looked at Jiang Ziya and said with a sad face.
"Hey, boy, I'm here for your own good! You don't want a dog to bite Lu Dongbin, you waste the old man's kindness! Jiang Ziya looked at Han Ji and said, "If it weren't for me, it is estimated that you would not be able to get out of bed tomorrow!" ”
"Taigong! Don't look down on people too much, no matter how you say that I'm a man, how can someone who can't get out of bed be me! Han Jisheng blushed and said unconvinced.
"Besides, we're going to double cultivate! Double Cultivation! You know no! This is a thing that is very beneficial to both men and women, besides, Daji she learned the double cultivation tantric method on the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing", which is something left by my ancestors, and it can still harm me! Han Ji repeatedly emphasized the benefits of double cultivation to Jiang Ziya.
"Hey! I'm so ashamed of you! Jiang Ziya stroked his forehead and couldn't look directly at Han Ji and said.
"Ahem, lord, as far as Yun knows, the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing" is a medical canon that records the medical Taoism, and the so-called double cultivation technique in it is just the art of the boudoir, and it is only the heir of Changyi! The real technique of double cultivation of the Great Dao is recorded in the "Yellow Emperor Su Nu Jing"! Zhao Yun coughed and explained his misconceptions to Han Ji.
"What?! Does it make any difference? Han Ji looked at Jiang Ziya and Zhao Yun with a blank and ignorant expression.
"It's a big difference!" Jiang Ziya looked at Han Ji with disdain, "If you really double cultivate with that little fox tonight, it's cool enough, and your feet will be soft tomorrow!" Come a few more times, and you may be weak for the rest of your life! Jiang Ziya said to Han Ji faintly.
"Can't! Taigong, I know that your old man and Daji don't deal with each other! However, Daji is my hero, how can he harm me! Han Ji looked at Jiang Ziya with a suspicious gaze.
"Bastard! Suspect me of a personal vendetta? It's not a small amount of courage! Jiang Ziya looked at Han Ji meaningfully and said.
"Stinky boy, I was the victor in the battle of Chaoge back then! How could an old man hold a grudge against a defeated man! Jiang Ziya looked disdainful of the old man, and said with arrogance.
"Boy, I warn you, although this little fox has no intention of harming you, but it is her innate nature to win the favor of her master, if you don't want to have three thousand beauties in the harem, but you can only spoil her alone, you should stay away from her first!" Jiang Ziya said to Han Ji with a serious face.
"How great are your own skills, don't you have a point in your heart? Delusional to double cultivate with the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox? What gives you the confidence that you think you are gifted? Can you spin the wheel? You tell me! If you look at each other, you can't hold it, you double cultivate a yarn! Jiang Ziya stretched out a finger and poked it directly at Han Ji's chest, and said with an angry face.
"Taigong! Stop it! I will definitely keep my distance from her in the future! Jiang Ziya's words are like acupuncture, too heart-wrenching! Inflicted 10,000 fatal injuries on Han Ji, Han Ji turned to look up at the ceiling, turned his back to everyone, and said ashamedly.
"Boy! Then it doesn't have to be like this! Jiang Ziya looked at Han Ji, who had no face, and said with a smile, "Isn't this an old man?" ”
"Really?! Taigong, will the plan be out of the yes? Han Ji turned around excitedly, took Jiang Ziya's hand, looked at him expectantly and said.
"Boy, I see that although you are not talented, you are also a strange bone!" Jiang Ziya looked at Han Ji's whole body, stayed in his crotch for a moment, and nodded with satisfaction.
"I have a world-shattering skill, and I can subdue the demon fox!" Jiang Ziya took out a sheepskin scroll and stuffed it into Han Ji's hand, "This is the "Sunu Heart Sutra" that I have treasured for many years, taught to the Yellow Emperor by Uncle Guangchengzi, and then annotated by King Wen of Zhou, the content is easy to understand, the mystery is subtle and abnormal, it is the ultimate of Taoist double cultivation, no money, I will give it to you for nothing!" ”
Han Ji looked at the parchment roll in his hand, and looked at Jiang Ziya with a dull gaze, daring to love Taigong is also a like-minded person!