A hodgepodge is a good thing, especially when there are a lot of leftovers, and the joy of finding a chicken leg in a pile of defeated soldiers and stabbing it into your mouth and chewing it clean is like discovering the treasure of the forty thieves. The reckless aroma of various dishes mixed together can also arouse people's most primitive appetite: the simple desire to eat. As for the Crab Eight Pieces of Civil and Military Products, compared to it, it is simply that the poet of the Southern Song Dynasty collided with the Mongolian iron horse, and was rushed to pieces in an instant.

I bought a stack of flatbread alone, and took it out in my arms and there was heat, unlike rice and steamed buns, this kind of flatbread was really rude, it was not elastic when pinched, and it was full of toughness when biting. If there is such a piece of bread during the Long March, it is estimated that the soldiers can last ten more days.

The dragon laughed and accepted the comical reality of his pseudo-girlfriend becoming a nine-foot man, just as he accepted the flatbread and leftovers. For sad people, the pain is so painful that nothing matters. Just as people who are going to commit suicide care if they brush their teeth?

Pressing the cake into the vegetable soup, the pale yellow natural rapeseed oil quickly climbed up, the dry and hard cake became moist, the wild dragon grabbed a large handful of peanuts and stuffed it in his mouth, chewed it so loudly, a mouth, the peanuts in it were about to fall out, and quickly took a bite of the cake. The two cheeks bulged like gluttonous chipmunks, and they couldn't even move their teeth when they were squeezed with too much food. Woe alone handed over a jar of wine and asked him to take the wine and rush it down.

Woe Lone could clearly see a bulging bag rolling down his neck, and he snorted in his throat. The spirits also flowed down the stream, sip after sip, the Adam's apple up and down. "Okay, don't drink it, you're playing with your life." Woe alone snatched the wine jar and said worriedly.

"It's no play, woo, it's completely out of play." The dragon slid off his chair with a laugh, crouched under the table and cried with his head in his arms.

"I just kissed her, and she kicked me down, so desperate for her, woo woo, I really want to hit her, I want to hit her." Woe Duxing wanted to pull him up, but he didn't expect to be pulled down by him, and the two of them ate under the table. Woe alone simply sat cross-legged and listened to this heavy sister talk about her life.

"If you want to hit her, hit her." Woe alone saw how crazy he was, and went on with what he wanted.

"I, I can't bear it." The dragon laughed and gasped, crying even harder.

"Then don't fight, don't fight." Woe Lone hurriedly changed his words.

"No, I can't breathe like that. God is unfair, why am I her brother? She's my sister! Thief God, I'm your sister! The mad dragon stood up with a laugh, and directly slammed the table of the Eight Immortals in half, pouring a pot of vegetables on his head, and the juice of the vegetable leaves was dripping and pulling, as if he had just come out of the trash can.

"Smack!" Woe Duxing drank two sips of yellow soup, and at this moment the strength also came up, and a table leg greeted the dragon with a smile on his face, "Your sister, phew, your sister's!" You green-haired turtle still have a thought, the two of them are far away, and the road is still long! Lao Tzu's bed-warming housekeeper went, I don't even know where to collect the corpse, you still have the face to come to me This is miserable? Smile at Lao Tzu, laugh a little! ”

"Hahahahaha! Or your turtle son is miserable, I don't cry, I want to laugh, laugh at you, the number one unlucky guy in the world! The dragon laughed and covered his face as he lay in a mess, but laughed out loud. It's just that this laughter sounds worse than crying. Woe Lone also laughed, I don't know if it was self-deprecating or crazy.

The two drunkards fought like idiots, and the laughter could not be stopped, and the game did not stop until it was dark, and the calamity woke up to light the lamp. "Tell me, what's going on? Why did you lose your mind and tease your mountain goddess head-on? Woe alone took a set of clothes, threw over a towel, and asked while the dragon was tidying up.

"Am I out of my mind? Yes, it's all my fault, and it's your fault! The dragon said with a laugh and hatred. But it seems that he thought of a certain taste, licking his lips, licking the oil shiny, as if he was reminiscing about something.

"Huh?! You insult your sister, what's the matter with me? Woe alone picked up the table leg and laughed at the dragon and gestured, meaning that if he didn't give an explanation, he would have another stick.

The wild dragon laughed and waved his hand, "Don't mention it, that day, I invited you to drink in Wanqi Chaocheng, but I was seen by Sister A, but she didn't see your face, just seeing your back, she thought I had a good relationship outside, so she relaxed her vigilance against me, and as soon as she let go, I followed Song, and I got carried away." He wiped his mouth with a towel, "Feminine? Okay, your kid turned in fast enough, the grass on the grave of the younger brother and sister hasn't gotten up yet, and new flowers have been planted here. ”

"you, don't be poor, this has nothing to do with me, why do you blame me?" Woe alone snatched the towel, and felt that it couldn't be cleaned, so he simply used internal force to turn it into powder and destroy the corpse.

"Why doesn't it have much to do with you?" The mad dragon leaned over, folded his fingers, and said, "Look, if you don't disguise, you don't look like a woman, this is one; If you don't sit there when you're drinking, my sister won't be mistaken, this is two; My sister made a mistake when I saw it wrong, isn't it you at the root? There's nothing wrong with that, there's nothing wrong with that. The dragon laughed and looked unforgiving, as if it was a great sin not to apologize to him.

Seeing his annoying appearance, Woe Duxing stabbed him decisively, "Your sister also sees it like this?" ”

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After being silent for a long time, the mad dragon laughed before he eased up, but looking at his blue and blue face, it was most likely that he was told that he had internal injuries. "Well, yes, I'm telling you so much, what's the matter, does she see the clouds on the other side of the window? That's her. And this," the dragon picked up a rotten leaf, "and it was me in her eyes." ”

"Don't say that," said Woe Lone as he watched the clouds cover the moon, "as long as the people are still around, it may turn into rain one day." ”

"Boom!" 'Well, isn't it so spiritual, can you? On a June day, the child's face has just returned to the moon and the stars are scarce, and the black magpie is flying south. Now it's pouring rain.

The dragon burst out with a laugh, and in the heavy rain, ran around like a child, and even a shoe flew out. "Good brother, I've figured it out! I've figured it out! ”

"What's the idea? If it's not reliable, you might as well beg me to open Chrysostom, maybe then it will be done? Woe Duxing said half-jokingly while amazed at his mouth.

"You think, she sealed the mountain gate and didn't let me go back. But I didn't believe it, I took her brother and daughter-in-law back to Pingshan to see her, and she would turn her brother and daughter-in-law away. ”

"Great idea! It's rare that you can be so clever when you are Xiao Long. Woe alone smashed his left fist on his right palm, and then looked up and saw the dragon laughing, "Your eyes are very dangerous, don't look at me like this." ”

"Good brother, help me."