Chapter 22: Don't Look at Me as Just a Sheep
"You...... Who is it? ”
A simple sentence revealed a sense of tranquility, as if a silent beast was setting its sights on its prey, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became a little heavy.
"Brother Biao is a second lieutenant!"
This kind of momentum may be terrible to others, but when it comes to Brother Biao, it can only be said that it is useless, he looked at the middle-aged man triumphantly: "It's okay, you don't need to call me any second lieutenant, just call Brother Biao, you borrow me to roast whole sheep in this house, Brother Biao will share a leg of lamb for you!" ”
The middle-aged man was obviously stunned for a moment, and after coming back to his senses, his gaze at Wu Biao suddenly became a little weird.
Wu Biao has already taken action, if you don't hurry up, you can't do it, otherwise the old card head will catch up after a while, and he won't even be able to eat the whole roasted sheep.
After searching left and right, Brother Biao smashed the table on one side directly under the gaze of the middle-aged man, made it into a wooden pile and was ready to start ignition, but when he went to touch his pocket, he remembered......
His white coat had been burned by him, and then it suddenly froze, and his smoke and fire were frozen in the ice and not taken out, after all, he came out in big pants at that time, and he was beaten up by Karp head-on, and then he was forcibly pulled away.
"Eh, buddy, do you have a fire to borrow!" While speaking, Wu Biao unwrapped the package, and the little sheep inside jumped out of it, and the moment he saw the sheep, the corners of the middle-aged man's mouth twitched.
Roasted whole lamb?
Bake this?
Xiao Yang first glared at Brother Biao, turned his head and ran towards the middle-aged man in the room, but he didn't run two steps before Brother Biao lifted his hind legs: "Lao Tzu is so wasted, I can still let you run." ”
"Dude, if there is a fire, you can take it out quickly, otherwise those two old men will chase after you in a while." Brother Biao said a little anxiously, the sheep also felt that something was wrong, and struggled with his life.
Bang!
Wu Biao directly punched the sheep's head, and the little lamb leg glared, and fainted without saying a word.
"This sheep can't be eaten!" The middle-aged man stood up, his two-meter-tall body looked extremely powerful, and he looked at Wu Biao with blazing eyes, faintly revealing a trace of coldness, but also a trace of curiosity.
Although he didn't understand what was going on, he had also figured out what the little ghost had just said to himself, but even in his mind, he felt a burst of absurdity.
Someone would have caught the marshal's sheep and prepared to roast and eat it, and listening to the meaning of this little ghost's words, it should have run out of the hands of two old men, if one of them was really the marshal of the Warring States, then this little ghost is really not simple.
"What's the matter, this is Brother Biao's, just be content with your leg of mutton. Dare to rob Brother Biao, kill you! Wu Biao scolded viciously, this anger in his heart, just eating a sheep, why is there so much to do?
The middle-aged man frowned, and the majesty on his body rippled, which made Wu Biao's expression gradually become serious.
But......
Immediately, the middle-aged man retracted his momentum, his eyes looked past Wu Biao and looked in a certain direction, and when he looked at Wu Biao again, there was already some surprise in his eyes, although he thought about a few possibilities.
However, he really didn't expect that the two old men in this little ghost's mouth would be those two.
"Sniff ......" Wu Biao also shrugged his nose, and his face suddenly changed: "These two old men are not finished yet, sooner or later I will you two, chase and chase, Lao Tzu will not run away." ”
Between the words, Wu Biao sat directly on the ground, and then made a move that made the middle-aged man's face twitch.
I saw that Brother Biao directly hugged the head of the sheep: "Let you chase, Brother Biao will eat it raw for you to see." ”
Raw......
The middle-aged man, who was not good at expressing emotions, now didn't know what emotions he should use to look at the scene in front of him.
Karp and Warring States were so tired that they vomited blood, and they changed directions several times on the way, making them scold again and again, because Wu Biao had no sense of direction at all, and he was completely running blindly at this level.
As a result, after running around and coming back, Karp and Sengoku found that they had actually come back again, and the place where the muddy boy was was not far from the marshal's office...... Admiral's dormitory!
They want to curse, they have been chasing for so long, and they have actually reached the original point again!
The only thing they were glad for was that this time the little bastard didn't run away and was still waiting in that room.
This situation made the eyes of the Warring States brighten; Karp frowned, because they all knew whose room it was, and if that person made a move on Wu Biao......
Thinking of this, Karp's speed skyrocketed again, and the distance of 100 meters was fleeting.
Seeing this, Sengoku snorted coldly, but he still followed.
Bang!
Before coming to the room, the two were not in the mood to knock on the door, and Karp directly smashed the door with a punch and rushed in.
However, when they saw Wu Biao, they were all angry and their faces were blue. This guy was holding the sheep's head and sending it to his mouth, and when they slammed the door, the little bastard was obviously in a hurry, and directly handed the horn to his mouth.
glared at the two of them with great resentment, and muttered vaguely: "If a sheep is still robbed by Brother Biao, Lao Tzu will eat it raw!" ”
"Bastard, you put it down for me!" The Warring States are going crazy, seeing them chasing after them, they haven't even given up the idea of eating sheep, is this guy just not taking himself as a marshal in his eyes?
"What's the murder, Brother Biao will eat it alive or dead today!" As he spoke, Wu Biao bit down hard, and with a bang, the hard horns were actually bitten off in half by Brother Biao.
It's like chewing a crunchy bone, and it tastes ...... It's really TM unpalatable!
"......" Warring States.
"......" Karp.
"......" middle-aged man.
Eat, this kid really ate it raw, and ...... Or the horn that bites first.
"Taste... What does it taste like? Karp asked the god something like this.
Brother Biao had a bitter face and chewed hard, but he couldn't spit it out after eating it, and he had to eat the he pulled back in the smell...... I have to clean up after the smell, so Brother Biao shrugged his nose and glared: "Chicken flavor, crunchy!" ”
The conversation between the two brought the Warring States and the middle-aged man back to their senses, and the middle-aged man's gaze at Brother Biao became more and more weird, as for the Warring States ......
"Ah...... No! ”
The miserable screams came out, and the eyes of the Warring States were about to pop out, it was really a tear, and the heart was dripping blood, and the whole person appeared directly beside Wu Biao and hugged the little lamb.
"Grab my food!!" Wu Biao's eyes were also red, no matter how unpalatable it was, it was absolutely impossible to snatch Lao Tzu's food. Brother Biao was in a hurry and even forgot to use his hand, so he grabbed the remaining half of the sheep's horn in one bite.
"Let it go...... No, loosen your mouth!! "The Warring States roared, holding the sheep is a throw, and Brother Biao, who bites the horns of the sheep, is like a dumped dog, fluttering up and down, but he doesn't let go......
"Little bastard, hurry up and let me go!" Karp hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Brother Biao's two legs, but he didn't dare to pull hard, first, for fear of hurting Wu Biao, and second, for fear of hurting the sheep.
The only bystander in the field, the middle-aged man, was completely stunned, this extremely funny scene, he had seen it for the first time in his life......
"What are you looking at, Akainu, you hurry up and think of a way." Sengoku took the time to shout.
Akainu, one of the three major admirals of the Navy, whose real name is Sakasky, is the same as the pheasant 'Kuzan', the highest combat power of the Navy.
In other words, the room that Wu Biao inadvertently broke into was the admiral's lounge.
Hearing this, the corners of Akainu's mouth moved slightly, and then he turned his head silently, and said in a cold tone: "I refuse...... It's a shame. ”
"......" Sengoku, Karp.
The dignified admiral and the naval legend robbed a sheep with a second lieutenant, and we also know that it is a shame, but it is not okay not to rob it!!
"Bastard, you put it on me... Loosen your mouth, it's not just a sheep! Karp yelled.
"Baa~~~"
The lamb that had been knocked out by Brother Biao also woke up, and after feeling that half of its horn had been bitten off, it suddenly let out a terrible scream. If it could speak, it might have to sing by now: "Don't look at me as just a sheep......"
"You guys are so unparticular, how can I drop a sheep if I eat it? It's a big deal, I'll give you two and one leg of mutton, as for chasing me so much for the sake of eating the mutton? Brother Biao squeezed out such a sentence from between his teeth.
Who wants to eat shabu mutton, that is what Lao Tzu has always raised, and it is not just a sheep, but also the most secret intelligence savings bank of the navy!
Gabba ~~~
Suddenly, there was a crisp sound, and then Wu Biao and the sheep were directly separated.
Sengoku was stunned with the sheep in his arms.
Karp hugged Brother Biao and was stunned.
As for the Akainu, I don't know when, I went back to pruning the bonsai!
Quack Quack Quack ~~~
Only, Wu Biao chewed half of the sheep's horn with a proud face.
"Baa~~~" The little lamb whimpered, and when he looked at Brother Biao, his big eyes were red, because his entire horn was chewed by this human like a crunchy bone......
"Little bastard!"
Karp's roar spread throughout the entire Navy Headquarters, dragging Wu Biao along the window and throwing him out, and then followed himself.
Looking at the broken horn of the sheep, Sengoku stayed for nearly half a minute.
"Karp, you old bastard!!"
However, after such a while, Karp no longer knew where to drag Wu Biao to run.
There is no anger in the Warring States, so it is so angry and vomiting blood.
As for the red dog, he is still pruning the bonsai there with a calm face!
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Well, it's time to start the first script......