Chapter 9: I'm kidding you

I, as a man, have always had an attitude of both belief and disbelief in ghosts and ghosts. Faith means that I believe in such a being; Not believing means that I don't believe that there are many people who understand this matter.

Let me briefly give a few examples:

The first example was told to me by my mother.

Let's just say that my good buddy, he had a high fever for some reason one day, and his face was swollen and could be as high as a steamed bun. But no matter how you take medicine or take a drip, you don't see any improvement.

My buddy's mother knows a little about the supernatural, she found a bowl, filled the bowl with some water, took three chopsticks, gathered the chopsticks in the bowl with her hands, and called out to my deceased relatives and elders.

It stands to reason that these three chopsticks are difficult to hold in a bowl filled with water, and even if they happen to touch that delicate balance point, I believe they will not stand for a long time.

But when my buddy's mother called out the name of a deceased relative, the three chopsticks stood firmly. When my buddy's mother promised the deceased relative that she would burn something and send it to him, the three chopsticks scattered and fell apart, like the Mercedes logo. Correspondingly, my buddy's high fever also subsided.

The second example is what an old man in my brother's class experienced in high school, I was in the third class and he was in the fourth class. He is now studying at the Q Huafa Academy, and the initials of his surname are Z-

Let's just say that when we went out to sketch in high school, we once went to the sketching base of Sanjia Mountain. My friend has a relatively iron head, and he is tired of painting landscapes, so he has to run to paint wild graves.

At this point, please forgive me for not laughing out loud again.

On the night of the grave painting, this guy fell ill, with a high fever, and went to the hospital to find someone to see, and finally stopped the fever, but the weak sub-health state of the body still lasted for several months.

This guy has a strong drawing skills, so I don't think it's because that ghost gentleman dislikes my buddy for painting his house ugly, but because he is too out of tune.

That's all for example, there are so many other events of this kind that I have heard and experienced that could have been written into a novel. The reason why I didn't write it was because I didn't have the relevant expertise, and if I did, I would only draw tigers instead of anti-dogs - just like I read those League of Legends novels on the Internet, as if a group of platinum and diamond players were playing an S match. Not to mention the level of the king of electricity, even the suburban master section is far behind. The master has made a move, and the operation is only secondary, and the more important thing is to cooperate. However, that "Glory of Kings" is still quite level.

By the way, Bao Jiaxian is real in the Northeast, and I don't know if I can possess and help people fight, but fortune telling is possible. But the lives of the children are not counted, because their lives have not yet been fully determined.

I love to read supernatural novels, but most of them are hilarious, because I feel that the number of authors who really have relevant skills is too small.

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"Well, you're right, some people just look up some information on the Internet and start creating something without any evidence." After listening to my words, Jun Yao nodded seriously, he took out a bag of preserved fruits from his arms, and chatted while eating: "It is always written in the book that the masters that the protagonist meets are all Xibei goods, and they are all imaginary."

"But come to think of it, are those rich people stupid? Liars are not liars, can't people tell the difference? If those rich people are really good mallets, then how can we not live as well as those 'great mallets'. ”

"There are liars, but that may only mean that this person is not proficient in a certain aspect, maybe this person is very accomplished in architectural feng shui."

"Moreover, my line of work is the same as other jobs, the older the experience, the more reliable it is. Under the same conditions, the older designation is higher than the younger level. Eh, don't eat it, you're almost half of my preserved fruit! Jun Yao glared at me.

"Why are you so picky, I'll buy it for you later, and keep talking." As I spoke, I grabbed another handful from Junyao's bag of preserved fruits and listened with relish.

Jun Yao wrinkled his nose stupidly, "Don't you two study art, let's take you as an example: you let a primary school student do nothing every day, just learn to paint for three years." It is estimated that in the end, it is not as strong as an adult to learn for a few months, because the experience and comprehension ability are placed, and the hardware and software are not good. ”

"Ah, I understand, that is, let a child learn advanced equations every day, even if he understands a problem, and then changes the question type, he will not be able to do it again." L concluded.

I pouted, "Don't talk about children, just say you'll do it, change the question type, and you won't either." ”

"Eh, Lao Xiu, why do you raise the bar with me? Math class is amazing, isn't it? L said and gave me a push.

Jun Yao looked at the two of us, and he raised his chin at me, "Thorn, why do you keep wearing sunglasses and a mask, the sun is not shining, and the weather in Dalian is very good today, there is no haze." ”

"You say me...... Well, it's because... Eh!! ”

Taking advantage of my unpreparedness, L ripped off my sunglasses and mask from behind me, and then flaunted, palms facing up and threw his hand at me, "Dangdangdang~ Look, does it look like our national treasure?" ”

Jun Yao laughed directly, "Hahaha, I thought you were pretending to be deep, but it turns out that you were beaten by someone." ”

"How do you speak, I'm allergic to a mask, allergic to beauty products, do you understand allergies." I felt like Lu Xun's Kong Yiji at that time.

"Whoever beats, do you need me to help you avenge you, fight you... Well, seven folds! ”

"His girlfriend was been, or you think he can pretend to be a bear like that." L lit a cigarette and said, "Whew... Let me tell you, we were bullied by a group of senior students at school, this kid ran away without saying a word, we scolded him in our hearts for not being righteous, but after a while, I saw my brother Xiu rushing out of the dormitory with red eyes and a watermelon knife. ”

"At that time, he ran all the way after seven or eight people alone, and a few of us had to chase him behind, afraid that he would really cut people again, so I asked you Niu 13? What is this called, this is called "A dog that barks does not bite, and a dog that bites does not bark!" ”

“…… Roll the calves! ”

"I'm sorry, I'm not scolding you, I'm praising you, you know me, I just said you can't scream, no..."

"Get out."

"Well, let's change the subject. Brother, what level of ghosts can you solve? When L saw that Junyao's preserved fruit had been eaten, he handed him a cigarette.

"Thanks, don't smoke." Jun Yao waved his hand, "I, I can also solve the middle and low-level ones, and the slightly higher ones can't be my turn, people don't trust me." ”

"Then when you deal with this kind of thing next time, can you take me with you?" I was eager to give it a try.

"You? I think I'd better go to your house first and figure out your affairs, it's the first time I've seen such a strange thing about you. ”

"Really want to go?"

"Don't worry, I'll get this done."

"Then let me ask you first, how far apart are you from that kind of spirit that is basically indistinguishable from humans?"

Jun Yao was stunned when he heard this, "It's no different from humans?" What has it become, it can't be regarded as a spirit anymore, it already belongs to the level of a big guy, and I don't have enough for someone to press with a little finger. ”

"Oh...... Nacheng, you wait for me to get out of class in a while, and then come to my house. ”

"......" Jun Yao suddenly twitched the corners of his eyes, "Wait, you weren't serious just now, were you?" ”

"Just kidding."

"Oh, that's good."

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