Because he was worried about Xue'er's affairs, Qi Xing didn't listen to much in the morning class the next day. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info ...... Well, anyway, even if Huya didn't sign a contract with Xue'er, Qixin still wouldn't have listened to the class properly. It's not that he doesn't want to be motivated, he just plays around all day. But learning is like a wooden stick for a scumbag, the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, you can't turn it into a steel needle, at most it will only become a toothpick.

After four classes in the morning, Qi Xing was finally relieved from the boredom, and all morning, he was thinking about how to ask the head teacher for leave, but unfortunately, many reasons could not be used, and the only reason that could be used was all used up in the previous week.

"Holy!" Seeing that the time was approaching 12 o'clock, Qi Xing was also very anxious, and at this time, Zhang Yingying, a member of the study committee, walked to the lectern: "Temporary notice, the head teacher, Mr. Ou, has something to do, and this afternoon's Chinese class will be changed to self-study!" As he spoke, Zhang Yi also took out a thick stack of rolls from behind him and distributed them.

Hearing this, Qi Xing's face also showed ecstasy, originally he was still worried because he couldn't think of a good reason, but Zhang Yingying's words saved Qi Xing from the sea of suffering. You must know that because Zhang Yingying is the director of the e-sports club, the relationship between Qi Xing and the former is extremely good. This time, presumably the former will give his face and agree to this, so that he can leave the school without worrying about the follow-up.

"That school committee, can I trouble you." Qi Xing's tone was very sincere. Seeing this, Zhang Yingying also frowned slightly, Qi Xing, she has not been in contact for a short time, and she knows what kind of person the former is, so when she sees Qi Xing like this, she knows that he must have something to ask for herself.

"Tell me, what's going on this time?" Before Qi Xing could speak, Zhang Yingying was the first to ask. In fact, Qi Xing, in Zhang Yingying's opinion, is a very interesting person, at least she has always had a good impression of Qi Xing.

But the former has a fatal flaw, that is, he likes to be full of flowers and tell some particularly dirty jokes at every turn. For example, once Qi Xing said such a question when he was ten minutes between classes: There are two pigeons standing on a wooden stick looking into the distance, and there is a goat that fell to the ground and died under the wooden stick, what does this painting express?

At that time, Zhang Yingying happened to hear this, and thought it was Qi Xing's brain teaser, so she participated with great interest and said a lot of conjectures. But without exception, all the answers she said were wrong. It wasn't until a moment before class that Qi Xingfang announced the correct answer.

It turns out that this is not a brain teaser at all, but a connotation map. The two pigeons above mean the pigeon (elder brother), and the lower one is a dead goat, which means goat. As for the wooden stick that made Zhang Yingying meditate, it didn't have any special meaning at all, at best, it could only be regarded as an insignificant prop in the connotation map.

So, the real meaning of this connotation diagram is: brother, sheep (itch) below!

When Zhang Yingying learned this answer, her cheeks turned into ripe apples almost instantly, and she lightly quenched Qi Xing, saying that she was shameless, and then ran out quickly with her red face covered.

Connotation questions like this are Qi Xing's favorite things to do during class, and Zhang Yingying has also been to maybe many times, almost nine out of nine connotation pictures or jokes, Zhang Yingying can't react! Not only that, but several times Zhang Yingying inadvertently saw Qi Xing's two-colored eyes, like a wild wolf, staring directly at a prominent part of the beautiful girls in the class. With such obscene eyes, Zhang Yingying still thinks about it, and she feels the unstoppable hair in her heart.

"That...... Yesterday I looked like I ate something unclean, and today my stomach hurts badly! Qi Xing scratched his head, with a slight shyness on his face, looked at Zhang Yingying and frowned, first coughed dryly, then rubbed his hands, and whispered: "School Committee, look ......"

Before Qi Xing's words were finished, Zhang Yingying exploded: "Qi Xing, even if you want to skip class, you should be more professional and make up some reliable reasons, right?" It's only been seven days a week, and this is the sixth time you've said you've had a bad stomach. When she thought of this, Zhang Yingying's face was also speechless. And what is going to die is that Qi Xing said that he had a stomachache, but he turned out to be covering his stomach, which is simply not too fake!

Forehead......

Hearing this, a touch of embarrassment also appeared on Qi Xing's face, every time he made up the reason, he came up casually, and he didn't deliberately remember it at all, it can be said that he thought of one out of the other, so he repeated the previous reason many times, so that he was caught by Zhang Yingying.

"That...... That's what I said wrong, today is my grandma's birthday, so I thought ......"

"Stop, stop, I remember that the reason you took leave last week seemed to be that your grandmother died, right? Why is it a birthday again? Are you going to the underworld to celebrate your grandmother's birthday? ”

"Uh, did I mention my grandmother's death?" Qi Xing was embarrassed, his grandmother had actually left last year, and the reason why he said this was just to find a reason to ask for leave, but he didn't expect to use it.

I can't use diarrhea, I can't have a stomachache, and I don't dare to talk nonsense about the reason that there is something at home, for fear of colliding with the reason I found before, then it will be gg.

"Look, flying saucer!" Qi Xing's face showed a very exaggerated expression, his eyes were full of disbelief, trying to attract Zhang Yingying's attention, then he could take the opportunity to leave, as long as he was out of the campus, then for Qi Xing, it was tantamount to swimming fish entering the sea, and migratory birds flying to the blue sky!

But it's a pity that Zhang Yingying has a strong resistance to Qi Xing's set, so she doesn't pay attention to it at all, but just looks at Qi Xing with a smile, wanting to hear what kind of lies the former will weave next? Avatar? Superman or Batman?

Who knows, Qi Xing's expression suddenly changed, and he no longer had the same appearance as before, looked behind Zhang Yingying, and said softly with honorifics: "Hello Director Wang!" Hearing this, Zhang Yingying's brows furrowed slightly, thinking that it was another lie made up by Qi Xing, and just as she was about to speak, she heard a loud voice behind her, and her body was also slightly shocked at the moment, knowing that Qi Xing was not lying this time, and then she quickly turned around and greeted Director Wang.

And Qi Xing took advantage of the gap between Zhang Yingying and Director Wang's talk, and ran outside the school, and when Zhang Yingying turned around again, he realized that Qi Xing didn't know where to run anymore, and he was also angry and stomped his feet......