Once again, Qi Xiyan woke up to find himself in the long queue, all of whom were expressionless and glazed-eyed, as if they had been hypnotized.

After all, it's not the first time I've come to this ghost place, and there is still a way to go slowly before he is asked, so Qi Xiyan started to make trouble, well, he just can't be idle.

Huh! I don't know where I am! According to Jiu Tun, my body should still be sleeping in bed, which means that I am in a state of soul now. Is this really hell? Wait a minute, ask the person in charge of the questioning in front of you!

While thinking about various problems, Qi Xiyan had already begun to circle around a fat man in front of him, looking him up and down, it was an ordinary tall and fat middle-aged man, the shirt he was wearing was about to be torn by the greasy belly, and the fat on his whole body trembled when he walked, which was extremely rhythmic.

After calling him a few times and didn't respond, Qi Xiyan began to move, pinching here, poking there, and doing more and more, but the fat man still didn't react at all, and there was a greasy feeling of playing fat or something, so Qi Xiyan changed his target, and the tall and thin man behind him still didn't react, eh, in fact, Qi Xiyan also wanted to tease women, but the quality of the women in this is a little low, well, it's just unbearable! To play with them is to insult your own aesthetics!

Seeing that it was about to be his turn, Qi Xiyan finally settled down and waited to ask questions, that's right! This time it was he who asked the other party a question!

In order to grasp the initiative, Qi Xiyan immediately rushed to the humanoid creature wearing a strange mask as soon as he saw the fat man in front of him being taken away.

Daily gags (1\/1) are usually made up before 12:00 the next day.

Muddy air, dark sky, it's not night, it's only 9 o'clock in the morning, and everyone in the south knows that the rainstorm is coming.

Boom, the rain began to fall, the sky began to slowly brighten, a very ordinary rain, this is a scene in the eyes of ordinary people, but in fact, it is not so simple.

From the window, you can clearly see that the mysterious black gas in the sky outside began to gather, and soon, the sky became black, and various monsters began to gush out of the middle of the black gas. The first time I saw that scene, it scared me to death, but it was already in elementary school, and I was already used to the ubiquitous mysterious black gas when I was admitted to the key high school in the city, and it was definitely not a good thing anyway, so I would try to avoid it.

Soon, someone rushed to the scene to fight those monsters, and as the battle unfolded, the rain began to fall, the black gas gradually dissipated, and the sky would get brighter. By the way, the others should not be able to see the battle in the sky, otherwise why would the whole classroom be so normal? There was no coverage in the television media. When I was in elementary school, I asked Bai Mao, the stupid hat who was sleeping on the table sitting behind me, and he touched my forehead and asked me if I had a fever.

"Lin Hao! Don't look around in class! You solve the problem! Teacher Li stared at me viciously and motioned for me to go up to the podium to do the problem, this is math class, the second period on Friday morning, very annoying a teacher, a menopausal woman.

Three times five divided by two, after writing the book, he walked to his seat, "Wait a minute! Apparently the teacher was still trying to make things difficult for me, "Is there anything else?" Teacher? "Don't you have to check it after writing?" You students are like this, why don't you listen to you when you say you need to check the questions after you finish the questions? That's how exams ...... lose marks," she said as she skimmed through the answers I had written, "all right...... Let's go down. "The teacher couldn't keep me anymore, she always liked to call the students who had deserted for a long time, but this was math, the best class for me.

Sit down, the rain outside has stopped, the battle is over, this rain has not been the slightest thunder from beginning to end, as far as I can see, the rain due to the black gas does not thunder, as for why I don't know.

Bai Mao was still sleeping, and even Teacher Li, who was the most attentive to the class, didn't bother to pay attention to him, of course, when the school first started, Teacher Li would still talk about him in various ways, and the mud couldn't support the wall, so the teachers gave up on him in the second week. Continue with the lesson.

Bell bell, the bell for school finally rings, and it's also the bell for the holiday, today is Friday. was patted on the back, "Brother Hao, let's go!" Bai Mao likes to call me "Brother Hao", obviously he is half a head taller than me, and his date of birth is a few months earlier than me, "Right away!" "I haven't packed my homework yet. The last class on Friday afternoon, geography class, the teacher did not drag the class, I like Mr. Liu the most, UU read the book .ne people are very good, and the lectures are also interesting.

Take the bag and leave, this is Bai Mao's birthday gift to me, it is the same style as his, I used to carry a backpack. We walk together a little like a couple, even the clothes are couples, school uniforms.

Bai Mao walked happily ahead of me, dancing and telling interesting things he knew. By the way, how many years have we been walking together like this? Well...... I've known each other since the first grade of elementary school, and I've been around for a long time.

As soon as we walked to the school gate, the horn of the car came, it was Bai Mao's father, and we walked over. "Uncle Bai!" , "Well, Xiao Hao is really sensible, not like a certain piece of wood!" Obviously, he was talking about Bai Mao, because Bai Mao didn't like to greet others much at home since he was a child, even if it was his own parents, but he was quite active at school.

"How's the week going? Did anything happen? Uncle Bai asked while driving, "What can it be?" Everything works! Saying that, Bai Mao tore open a bag of potato chips, this stupid hat forgot everything he had done, right? It's only been the second week that he's started picking up girls.,And the other party is a sophomore girl who already has a boyfriend.,If I hadn't stopped it in time, he would have started a fight with the sophomore boy.。 How to stop it? I left a note for the boy's homeroom teacher saying that he had a girlfriend, and the whole thing was over.

Bai Mao brought the potato chips to me, I took a piece of it at once, it's not good to eat too much junk food, I have told him many times, and Bai Mao didn't hand it over again.

"Xiao Hao." Uncle Bai said to me, "Is there something wrong?" Uncle Bai? "At school, my family Bai Mao will be handed over to you. "Don't say you're going to marry him to me!" Uncle Bai! It's going to be misunderstood! ", "Hahaha......", Uncle Bai still loves to joke so much......

It wasn't for nothing that he said that, Bai Mao almost only listened to me.