Chapter Thirty-Seven: Stupid Mom!
"It's not a boring task, it's a task where you can get a live stream assistant sprite." ”
"I'm talking about swearing, not rewarding." Ye Su roared.
"Swearing is a skill."
"Technical NMP."
system, "Please pay attention to the rhetoric of the host. ”
"Pay attention to NMP."
System, "......"
"MMP, speak! Let me practice my mouth first! ”
System, "......"
……
"Well, I want to make a call to customer service, who knows the customer service number?" After scolding the system for a few minutes, Ye Su took out his mobile phone and prepared to complete the task of this pit man.
Scolding customer service, under the premise of the game crashing, can be said to be not a big thing, but it can also be said that it is not a trivial matter.
At best, it is a demonstration of a person's moral character, and at a lesser level, the responsibility of customer service includes being vented.
Ye Su is not a good old man, he has experienced the immortal cultivation world for three years, not to mention much sympathy, but he really doesn't bother to do such things as scolding, especially for reasons like the crash of the game, let alone live broadcasting.
However, if you don't make this call, you can't do it, if you don't scold this customer service, if you don't scold, you can't change this voice back, and he can't face his parents who want to come back.
Pretending to be dumb to attract the attention of his parents is compared to scolding customer service, and he can only choose the latter.
It's a big deal, simple scolding.
Ye Su said a word, the live broadcast room was lively again, customer service calls and gifts swiped the screen, and Ye Su was dumbfounded.
And Zhang Chunyang, who was on the phone, watching the live broadcast, tightened his heart, hung up the phone in two sentences, and went straight to the customer service phone.
The audience's performance is looking forward to missing the Luo Tianyi scolding picture that may no longer exist this time.
Zhang Chunyang, the person in charge of the game, hurriedly rushed to the customer service phone, but he was afraid that the customer service girl would be scolded and cry, and she would be scolded and hung up!
It's uncomfortable to be scolded, but it's even more unpleasant for others to spend money and not get the experience they want, especially when these countless local tyrants are watching the live broadcast, it's all money if you play for a while, and now you haven't played the game, you haven't earned the money, and it's not too much to scold.
Ye Su scolded this time, he Zhang Chunyang was willing to suffer!
I just hope I don't scold too hard!
"Is your server-eating?"
"Is your server-eating?"
Ye Su read it in his heart, and also began to dial the code according to the number on the public screen, click the dial-out button, the phone was close to his ear, and with a beep from the earpiece, his heart became nervous for no reason, and the words he just read began to mess up.
When there were two beeps and the phone was connected, almost subconsciously, two words came out.
"Hello!"
This 'hello', the tone is weak, the tone is still nervous, and Luo Tianyi's unique voice is really stupid and cute, so cute that it bursts people's hearts.
As soon as the words came out, Ye Su's face became hot, and he couldn't wait to dig a hole and get into it, this is not scolding people and having no experience, this is no experience in making phone calls.
Although he has crossed twice, he also thinks that he has a lot of experience, but before he went to the immortal cultivation world, he was just a high school graduate who didn't touch his mobile phone much, and although the three years of cultivating the immortal world were painful, they only tempered his heart, and he had no interpersonal experience.
This is the same as the farmer uncle who has worked hard all his life in the mountainous area, although he can endure hardships, has a firm heart, and does not frown when he cuts his hand, but when he picks up his mobile phone, he will tremble when he speaks, and his hands will tremble.
"Ahh
"Bearable, lick the screen, lick the screen, I want to lick the screen!"
"Black Coffee gave the anchor 10,000 bamboos!"
"The Emperor of Character gave the anchor ten rice balls!"
The hearts of the audience in the live broadcast room were instantly burst by Ye Su's cuteness, and the screen scrolled wildly instantly.
"Hello you!" Zhang Chunyang was stunned and grabbed the phone, he thought there would be a scolding, but it turned out to be a cute 'hello', this strong contrast, he was also a little confused.
"The manager turned out to be so approachable!" The little sister of the customer service who was standing next to him had a little light in her eyes.
"Sheep and sheep, please be a fairy......"
“MMP!” The red panda pulling the banner also showed its head, Ye Su's heart tightened, and a curse word was instantly said without thinking.
The task is to ask the customer service to get a reward, and the reward is out, so it must not be wasted because it is not scolded!
"......" What is the rhythm of this? Hello followed by MMP?
Zhang Chunyang held the phone, black lines appeared on his forehead, and his mouth opened, but he didn't know how to reply to this sentence.
"Orange invited me to be a fairy to eat a Buddha jumping over the wall, come and grab the blessing bag!"
"Brother Tony invited me to be a god and ate two Buddhas jumping over the wall, come and grab the lucky bag!"
"Big brother is that I invited me to be a god and eat a Buddha jumping over the wall, come and grab the blessing bag!"
……
System, "Live Assist Genie Quest Completion ......"
"It's not good...... the other end of the phone was too quiet, Zhang Chunyang decided to apologize first, but as soon as the four words "sorry" spit out two words, a voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Goodbye!" I didn't expect the task to be completed so quickly, Ye Su happily spit out two words, hung up a little, and threw the phone back in an instant.
Doodle!
“…… Meaning! Zhang Chunyang held the phone and was stunned.
The audience in the "......" live broadcast room was stupid.
Didn't you say scolding customer service, goodbye?
"That, it's almost time for mom to get off work, and that's all for today's live broadcast. See you next time. Ye Su dropped a sentence and closed the live broadcast room as if he was running away.
Whew!
As soon as the live broadcast room was closed, Ye Su instantly gasped.
With this phone call, he felt like he had lost all his face.
This is not what a man should look like on the phone...... Boys shouldn't be like that!
Wearing women's clothes and becoming a girl?
"The person who crossed twice actually had a nervous call...... After a while, I will find Jiang Xiaoxian to practice. ”
……
"That, the stupid fairy scolded the customer service just now?"
"Scolded, MMP."
"And then he said goodbye."
"Hello, MMP, goodbye, the scolding trio, one layer at a time, can not only scold people, but also scold themselves stupidly. 233333”
"Stupid Lori ran away by herself, right?"
"It should be!"
"Absolutely!"
"Learn, this is the highest scolding realm, scolding yourself stupidly."
"Stupid! 23333333”
"Guys, so stupid, so cute, it can't be a boy, right? I want to be in love with her. ”
"Don't worry, it must be a boy who is so cute."
……
The live broadcast room was closed, and the audience was stunned for a while, and then chatted happily on the black live broadcast interface.
When Ye Su took off her makeup and took off her women's clothes to pick up Jiang Xiaoxian, his live broadcast was also uploaded to Station B and various video websites, and the Internet was also boiling because of his live broadcast.
All kinds of excited screams sounded, and bad voices also appeared in films, and the most critical of them was that the live game was charged for advertising, and the other was that the phone call that scolded the customer service was completely a show.
This kind of voice appeared, and a group of people who were jealous and jealous of the reward went crazy, and the scolding war began.
There was no victory or defeat in the scolding war, various immortal support groups began to appear, and the word 'stupid mother' also began to become popular.