When Qi You and I came to Wang Lele's house, His Excellency Wang Lele was tidying up the housework in the room - wearing pajamas, with a sheep's horn turban wrapped around his head, humming and chirping, and I don't know what pop songs he was singing - anyway, how do I look at him, how do I feel like the chartered woman in Xing Ye's "Kung Fu".

"Brother Lele." Qi You greeted him with a light smile.

"Eh~ This is your sister, it's so cute." Wang Lele's forehead tattoo on his forehead smiled, picked up two large boxes of delicately packaged Ferrero chocolates from the table, and handed them to Qi You, "There is nothing to entertain at home, just eat it." ”

"Girls eat less sweets, they are easy to gain weight, and they are also prone to oil." I glanced at Wang Lele with disdain, "So, you don't have a girlfriend when you look at it." ”

Wang Lele glared at me, then scratched his ears with a look of shame, and said, "It's because I didn't think it through, sister, do you like to eat Sakya fruit, I have it in the refrigerator, I'll bring it to you." ”

"Don't bother." Qi You was a little embarrassed.

"No trouble, no trouble." Wang Lele walked quickly to the kitchen with great diligence.

When Wang Lele returned to the living room with two yellow-green Sakya fruits and saw the scene in front of him, his expression suddenly froze, he raised his hand and pointed at me, and he was speechless for a while.

Under Wang Lele's gaze, I slowly unwrapped a Ferrero chocolate again, put the chocolate in my mouth, licked the corner of my mouth and said, "You don't have to worry about me. I'm not a girl, I'm not afraid of getting fat, and I'm not afraid of not finding a boyfriend. ”

On top of the coffee table in front of me, there were several balls of Ferrero chocolate wrappers.

“…… Shameless..."Wang Lele sat down on the sofa angrily and opened the breakfast I brought for him, "What is this? Where's my KFC? ”

"What kind of chicken to nibble on, not only is it expensive, but it is also not enough." I opened all the takeaway bags for him, stretched out my palms in front of me, and introduced them in turn: "Green onion tendon cake, tofu brain, cold shredded potatoes, sauce beef~ What's the matter, isn't it much stronger than KFC's pit money breakfast?" Moreover, the taste of this shop is very authentic, and Qi You and I ate it at his house just now. Also, boy, please support domestic production. ”

"But I don't think that the last words coming out of your mouth full of Ferrero are in any way convincing."

"I'm cultivating your noble sentiments and ideological realm, as for me, I'm just a layman, as long as I live happily."

Wang Lele nodded helplessly, feeling that there was not much chance of winning a fight with me, and besides, he was hungry and uncomfortable, so he opened the convenient chopsticks and began to eat.

"Lele, what's the matter with the person you told me about before?"

What I am referring to here is naturally the "person who has the same experience as us" mentioned by Wang Lele on the phone earlier.

I lowered half of my face slightly, and my voice was low, thinking that I had created a serious and perfect "atmosphere for the discussion of the main story". But after waiting for a long time, I didn't see Wang Lele answer, and I was puzzled, so I had to look up-

“……”

"Huh! You eat slowly, and no one will rob you, I'll ask you! I depressedly reached out and pushed Wang Lele's shoulder, who was burying his head in eating.

Wang Lele raised his head and smiled like a tomato: "Hehe, it's delicious." ”

This situation and this scene can't help but remind me of the little brother who is often made into emojis and has participated in a certain issue of "Metamorphosis......

"I mean, when you called me in the morning, you mentioned someone like us." I had to repeat it again.

After listening to my words, Wang Lele subconsciously glanced at Qi You.

"Don't worry, I've told her everything."

Wang Lele glanced at me reproachfully, as if complaining about the strange events that happened to me by exposing a child like Qi You to us. Then, he took a sip of tofu brain, smacked his lips and said, "That person scolded me in the post bar." ”

"What?"

"It's a live post of the novel adapted from my own experience, and he scolded me in that post."

"Oh, what did he scold you?"

“S.B。”

I thought about it: If the person who went to the post bar was really a strange lifeform, and he happened to discover Wang Lele's strange flower, then it would not be surprising to come to a national scold at this time.

So I nodded and said, "Go on." ”

Who knew that after seeing my reaction, Wang Lele was suddenly unhappy, and he said angrily: "What do you mean by nodding your head?" Do you think I'm s.b? ”

"Hmm...... Uh-huh (two tones)! How so...... Ahem, I mean, I've learned about 'that man scolded you'. ”

"Huh......" Wang Lele gave me a roll of the eyes, and continued: "Then I definitely can't be scolded for no reason, I have to figure out the reason, so I'll just..."

"So you squirt back."

"yes, so I'll squirt...... Eh, why are you talking so ugly, am I patiently reasoning with him and reasoning with him in a civilized manner? ”

"Tell the point, get to the point!" I suddenly noticed that Qi You was snickering on the side, her eyes as if she was watching the performance of two big monkeys in the circus. All I could feel was a chill on my cheeks.

"That guy seems to have something wrong here." Wang Lele tapped his braincase, "When you type, it's like you've just learned to speak." ”

I'm sorry, but this is actually a common problem for early alien lifeforms, but you are the exception......

"Well, that's what he probably meant—he said, he's had the same weird thing as me. But then he said that he was no longer the same person, that he was dead, that he was now reborn. Wang Lele stated to me with an expression of disbelief, "Can I express it clearly enough, can you understand it?" After seeing me nodding, Wang Lele continued at a faster pace: "I think he is really crazy!" If according to the logic of his remarks, I have died in the past, then who am I now? ”

"I can't be a visitor from another world who has taken over someone else's body, right?"

I'm sorry, but your reasoning is actually very correct, and there's nothing wrong with it......

"So, I think that person definitely has a mental problem, eighty percent of his brain capacity is not enough, and after encountering this bizarre event, he forced himself out of trouble." Wang Lele hugged his shoulders, looking like "I really can't stand him".

"What is that person called?" I asked.

I desperately wanted to know who that person was, and which of the three remaining xenomorph targets he was.

"I don't know." Wang Lele shrugged his shoulders, "But it will be clear after a while, anyway, I have made an appointment to meet him." Later, when we meet him, we will have the opportunity to ask him. ”

"Well, that's all there is to it."

Seeing that I looked worried, Wang Lele sighed, stared at me funny, and comforted me: "I said Xiu Thorn, you shouldn't take that person's words seriously, right?" Do you think it's possible that he said that we're not our old selves anymore? What are you kidding, it's just nonsense. Don't think about it so much, don't you like Ferrero, I'll buy you a box online when I get back! ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true. Also, at the end of this month, I will send the manuscript fee, and when the time comes, I will invite you and Qi You to have a big dinner~"

The sincere smile on Wang Lele's face, full of yearning for life, made my heart tingle faintly.

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