When I released the new chapter of my novel, I wanted to go to the shower and sleep. But when I finished washing, the spirit blood insisted on pulling me to play the online version of "Metal Slug".

It's the kind we used to play with the handheld GBA when we were kids.

The two of us used a mobile phone and a tablet, and played from 11 o'clock in the evening until 3 or 4 o'clock in the second half of the night.

This can't help but remind me of a joke -

Two people talking.

A said: "I stayed up all night last night, sat next to my buddy, and played minesweeper all night. ”

B replied, "That's boring enough." ”

A smiled: "What's even more boring is that I, sitting next to him, watched him play minesweeper all night. ”

Just as I was in a daze, a phone call woke me up.

I couldn't open my eyes at all, so I had to search for the sound and fumble with my hand for my phone. After picking up the phone, I forced my eyes open a slit and moved the screen several times before I got on the phone: "Hey... Who is it? ”

"Hey, it's me, Xiao Yan."

"What's the matter, I'm sleepy."

"I'm sleepy, too, numb. Get ready to come to class, huh-" Xiao Yan let out a long yawn.

"Class...... Today's lesson... You don't think you have to go, do you? Homework will be collected next week. "It's probably a habit left over from the time I studied before college, and when I mentioned the word homework, I suddenly sobered up a lot.

"The Registrar's Office inspects the classes."

“…… This group of S.B, the ability to form a whole form every day, never does practical things. ”

"yes, who wouldn't say that." Xiao Yan heard the sound of the faucet running water, "Okay, you hurry up and wash up, I'll wait for you at the porridge shop at the school gate, let's just eat a bite and then go to class, hang up." ”

"Hmm... Well. I replied with my hands rubbing my heavy eyelids.

Everything happens for a reason. It's just because this group of S.Bs in the Academic Affairs Office is really not a thing, otherwise we wouldn't abuse others for no reason.

Sometimes the course selection system went wrong, so we had to go to the Registrar's Office to change the course. But the group of D hairs in the Academic Affairs Office never had to look at us squarely, hung us, chatted with the teachers around us first, waited for enough conversations, and finally asked us in a very disrespectful tone, looking very impatient.

Looking at people with white eyes, hanging students aside, pretending to work, but in fact not even opening the files on the computer.

In order to be able to choose classes, we can only pretend to be grandchildren and accompany smiling faces.

Take the last time, there was a D hair who scheduled my electives, retakes, and compulsory courses at the same time, two hours, and three classes. The same courses at other times clearly have a lot of room time, but people just don't choose for me.

I'm not alone.

Dragging my body that was not yet fully awake, I brushed my teeth and washed my face, rinsed my hair briefly with hot water, put on my coat, and left the room.

When I walked out of the hotel gate, it was not yet half past seven, and the bright sunlight in the sky pierced me and I couldn't help but raise my hand to cover my eyes.

"Eh, Shuko!"

I forcefully closed my eyes, opened them again, repeated this two or three times, shielding my hands from the sunlight, and half-squinting my eyes in the direction from which the sound came.

"Haha, what are you doing, this shape is like a Monkey King, clairvoyant?" Xiao Yan walked up to me with a smile.

"Go aside." I still hadn't been able to adapt to the overly bright environment outside, and with the constant sleepiness in my head, I didn't bother to talk to him.

"How do you sleep in a hotel? Eh~~ Are you supposed to ......" As he spoke, Xiao Yan stepped forward and sniffed around my body, and then snorted his nose very exaggeratedly, "Mmmm, it smells of perfume." ”

"......" I stretched out my hand to push Xiao Yan away, ", I was with my sister last night." ”

I'm most afraid that the atmosphere will suddenly be quiet-

When I saw that Xiao Yan was slow to speak, I looked up in wonder, only to see that he was staring at me with wide eyes and a look of disbelief.

I suddenly realized something, looked back at the door of the hotel, and the sleepiness was instantly swept away, and I opened my eyes and said, "Eh, where do you want to go!" ”

“…… Change...... State. Xiao Yan looked at me sideways with extreme disdain and disgust.

"Don't talk nonsense, although the two of us sleep in the same room, it's two..."

Before the word "bed" could be spoken, Xiao Yan was already "shocked" by the tiger's body, and stammered: "What... Is it? You're still sleeping... A house!? ”

"Can you not imagine others to be as dirty as yourself?" As I spoke, I reached out to smack him, and his gaze at the inferior creature was unbearable.

"Don't touch me, you change. Sister control! ”

A strange sensation appeared on my back, as if someone was secretly staring at you with malicious intent.

I turned around and saw two girls standing behind me, one of them staring at me, the other of them turning his head to look at the hotel, then exchanging glances, and finally looking at me in unison—

Change. State...

Great gentleman...

Le Se...

The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds...

I didn't expect that there really would be such a person in reality...

And it's hidden all around us...

looks like a dog, but it turns out that his heart is so dark......

I read the above sentence from the complicated gazes they looked at me.

"Eh, don't think about it, listen to me!" I said hurriedly.

"Hurry up, hurry up."

"Uh-huh."

The picture in front of me seemed to have been pressed the "fast forward button", and the two girls flipped their pair of legs that were not beautiful at all, and quickly left.

"Xiao ...... Speech! I turned my head and stared at him with a look of shame and anger.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." Xiao Yan took half a step back.

After a moment of stalemate for the "......," I withdrew my gaze, shook my head, and let out a long sigh of wistfulness.

"My my, I'm going to invite you to dinner, I just want to play a joke on you."

"......" I gave him a blank look and walked to the place of the porridge shop.

"Xiuzi, Xiuzi." Xiao Yan hurriedly chased after me and walked side by side with me, "You're not angry, are you?" ”

"I'm angry with you, I can't get along."

"That's right, you have a lot of them."

“…… By the way, why did you spend a day in Qinghai? ”

"Your sister-in-law has a class today."

"It turns out that my younger sibling has a class today."

Xiao Yan and I walked to the porridge shop with a grin, and in a blink of an eye, we forgot what had just happened.

He was joking, and I was innocent, so we didn't pay much attention to it, and after the joke, we used it as a spice in college life.

By the time we had breakfast and arrived at the school building, there were still seven or eight minutes before class.

I lifted my feet and walked up the steps into the teaching building, Xiao Yan's shoelaces were loosened and landed a few meters behind me.

As soon as I entered the hall, I saw a group of turtles and grandchildren gathered in the corridor on the left-hand side, pointing at the students' homework hanging on the wall of the corridor.

Xiao Yan didn't look carefully at all, as soon as he walked in the door, he casually called a student from the Huanyi Department next door, "Eh, Jianming, when will that group of S.Bs from the Academic Affairs Office come?" ”

This guy was originally looking at his phone, but when Xiao Yan asked him this, he was stupid at the time, he stood in place, didn't speak, and didn't even dare to turn his head.

But I dare.

From my point of view, I can see the green faces of the turtles on the left.

Seeing them coming over angrily, I hurriedly bent down and saluted, "Hello teacher." ”

Xiao Yan was stunned for a moment, his casual smile suddenly turned into a constantly tugging corner of his lips, he turned around, turned around and ran.

After these people from the Academic Affairs Office chased them out, I glanced at each other and laughed with this buddy from the Department of Environmental Arts.

———————————————————