Chapter Twenty-Eight: Stealing Fruit from the Orchard
One day, the thief and the ruthless made an appointment to steal the fruit from the orchard of Patience, and when they came to the orchard, they observed the movement of the orchard and the surrounding situation, and did not see Patience, he had gone to the market to sell his fruit, and at the same time, they found that the best way to enter the orchard from the bamboo fence behind the house of Patience, so they followed the path to the bamboo fence behind the house of Patience, because the bamboo fence was too high, a single heart could not be crossed, so they chose to cooperate, but they had a covenant in front, Step on the shoulder of the thief and then grab the bamboo fence and climb over, and wait until the thief steals the fruit and then take it out and divide it together, which is good for everyone, and the ruthless heart is responsible for keeping watch outside and receiving the fruit stolen by the thief, and then the thief will seize the opportunity to walk out of the back door.
After making a plan, they took action, and the thief stepped on the ruthless head, so that the height was much higher than before, but the thorns on the fence made him a little afraid, so that he could not do anything, for fear of scratching his hands and feet, and he had been wandering and not knowing what to do. Ruthless began to be a little impatient: "Hurry up and climb in, I'm not comfortable down there." ”
The thief said unhurriedly: "Be careful to make the 10,000-year-old ship, if you want to be fast, you can't reach it, let me pick a good position." Ruthless listened to the anger from the heart, thinking that I usually ride on other people's heads, there is no way at this time, in order to get something delicious, was trampled under the feet of this kid, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he was angry, and he slammed it up, and actually pushed the thief's heart over the fence, and the thief's heart had to bear it at this time, because he was not mentally prepared, so that the ruthless heart was so topped, and after turning over the fence, he rushed straight down, and came to a head and poured garlic, and he choked enough, and his neck was a little unstraight after standing up, and he almost didn't knock him out. But it didn't dare to care so much, he knew the ruthless personality, but it was okay that he finally entered the orchard.
So, ruthlessly taking care of the wind for him, he tiptoed towards the target, a big fruit tree, and when he came closer, he saw that there was a sign next to him that read the words "The medicine is not long in time, the fruit is poisonous", the thief disdained, smiled contemptuously, and spit out a sentence that made people laugh: "It's okay to deceive a three-year-old child." Then he climbed up the tree, and with his skills, this was not a problem, and he climbed up the tree in three or two clicks. Looking at those green and red fruits, it made his mouth ripple, but at this time, he didn't have to do this, because now these were all at his fingertips and did not need to be satisfied by fantasy. said that it was too late, and the thief picked one, and ate it in two or three bites, and the ruthless heart stared at him outside the fence to watch him eat, and he could only swallow his saliva vigorously, and suddenly came back to his senses, and whispered: "Hey, thief heart, and me!" Throw a few out to moisten my throat and quench my thirst. ”
The thief is still unhappy about what happened just now! Pretending not to hear, he continued to bury his head in eating his fruit, and when he was impatient, he raised his voice and repeated: "Hey, thief heart, hurry up and throw a few out to moisten my throat and quench my thirst." ”
The tone was full of gunpowder, if the thief heart was now beside him and did this kind of annoying thing, he would be dismantled by him, but at this time, he couldn't bear the thief's heart, so he could only suppress the anger in his heart, and the thief heart was afraid that he would shout loudly to the passer-by again, so he pretended to smile and said to the ruthless heart: "Are you calling me?" Excuse me! This fruit is so sweet that it has forgotten about your brother. So he threw a few fruits at Heart, which were green and small, and he had deliberately thrown them on the fence, and the fruits fell into the orchard when they hit the fence.
In this way, the ruthless heart had to owe the body, stretched out his hand through the fence to reach the fruits, and finally got one, at a glance, it was green and small, but he had to eat it hard, and he didn't think that he had just taken a bite, it was sour and astringent, and the more he ate, the more he didn't taste it, and he thought to himself: "If this kid hadn't been able to get into the orchard if he hadn't benefited from my help?" And now he is so ungrateful that he will take revenge, and he keeps the good food for himself, but throws me the worst of the worst, and asks me to beg him like a beggar to give it, which is really difficult to swallow. Thinking of this, I was so angry that I was furious, but he still forcibly suppressed it and didn't let it attack, I have to think of a way to fix him,
Ruthless then raised his voice and shouted: "Steal the fruit! Steal the fruit! "The thief's heart is full of care, no need to shout anymore, no one will pay attention to you even if you shout at the top of your voice, don't you know the patience Isn't his old man already out? Ha ha. The ruthlessness suddenly dawned on me.
Patience is indeed not at home, but in addition to patience in this orchard, there is also a hunting dog that depends on it - Xiaowang! Because the ruthless heart shouted too loudly just now, the little eye Wang who was dreaming was asleep, (Xiao Wang was dating another puppy Xiaomei in a dream) At this time it looked unusually angry, stretched its waist, yawned, and followed the sound, it saw the thief's heart, and then "Wang, Wang" screamed, the ruthless heart and the thief's heart were startled, the thief's heart immediately slipped down from the tree, but the ruthless heart immediately turned sad to joy, this time the thief's heart was finished, I saw the thief's heart trembling with fright, but quickly reacted, He first threw the package containing the fruit over the fence and said ruthlessly, "You keep it first, and I'll take it with you later." Obviously, Xiao Wang was angered by what he did, and before he finished speaking, he was already rushing towards the thief's heart, and the thief's heart was ready to escape, and then he ran away, and the thief wanted to run to the back door, as long as he opened the door from there, he could run out, but Xiao Wang chased after him, and he didn't even have time to open the door at this time, the two of them started to run, and after going around the garden, the thief knew that he couldn't run Xiao Wang, and he had to find a shelter, and he quickly ran over after seeing the fruit tree in front of him, The monkey climbed up in two or three strokes, and Xiao Wang also pounced with all his might, almost biting the thief's buttocks. Indeed, this trick really stumped Xiao Wang, it could only stare at him and take him without a problem, at most, Wang Wang protested a few times, but all this was in vain for it, but it made the thief's heart happy, Xiao Wang couldn't catch him at this time, there was no way to take him, and seeing its angry stupid look, the thief laughed heartily. Not only that, but he also stuck out his tongue at Xiao Wang, pretending to make a grimace, and he didn't make Xiao Wang dizzy, so he had to scream again and again. This cry reached the ears of Patience, who was on his way home, and he guessed that something must have happened in the orchard, otherwise, Xiao Wang would never scream like this. So he hastened his pace towards the orchard.
Besides, Xiao Wang, after being humiliated by the thief's heart, it is even more difficult to calm his heart, at this time it seems to have thought of some idea, turned his head and walked calmly to the other side, but it still has no anger, so it stopped, turned its head, stretched its waist and pressed its feet, like a high jumper before the competition to do the warm-up exercise, and then, began to pull back with the back foot, the thief heart couldn't see what trick it was going to play, so he whistled to tease it, but he didn't expect the whistle to stop, Xiao Wang was like an arrow off the string "whoosh", " Flying forward, then kicking back with both feet, shrugging and jumping, flying straight towards the thief heart on the tree, the thief heart was scared stupid, and he was not careful, stepped on the air, and fell from the tree with a "whoosh", almost breaking the bone. After Xiao Wang ran to the tree, the thief heart had fallen, so he couldn't catch it, but it quickly reacted and pounced on the thief heart who fell to the ground. At this time, I was playing patience from the outside, just a happy door, the thief saw the stitches and sprinted past the patient, and quickly brought the door shut, patience was obviously touched by the thief's heart, the top was like the original drilling, chasing the thief's heart Xiao Wang also jumped forward with all his strength, helplessly took a step slower, and hit the door that was brought by the thief's heart, at this time he had a gold star in his eyes, and then fell heavily on the ground, slowly, patience and it returned to its original state.
Besides, the thief's heart, after running a long way, saw a big tree on the side of the road in front of him and immediately climbed up, afraid of being caught up by the careful eye, and when he climbed to the tree, he looked back, only to find that Xiao Wang or Patience did not chase after him, so he calmed down and rested for a while. After a while, he came down from the tree, and went back to the fence behind the orchard of Patience to look for Ruthless, for he should have thought that no fool he would have stayed there waiting for him, and now he was enjoying the delicious fruit alone.
At this time, Patience was sorting out his fruits, and he was glad for the fruits of his life, but at the same time he felt hated for the scum who had stolen the fruits of his hard work, and said angrily: "If I am caught, I will not be spared." ”
When the thief heard this, he was a little afraid, and instinctively retreated backwards, but unfortunately the dry branches behind him were broken, and there was a "pop" sound, the sound was very crisp, and the thief immediately squatted down, leaned against the fence, and hid in the grass next to the fence, and the patience who was carefully arranging the fruit did not notice these, but Xiao Wang, who was wandering around, seemed to notice something, followed the sound, sniffed there, sniffed, and saw something dangling outside the fence, so he shouted at him, and scared the thief so much that he sat on the ground on the spot, Then he dared to look back slightly, and when he looked at each other, Xiao Wang immediately recognized the thief's heart - the robber who had just entered the garden to steal the fruit was suddenly angry, barking wildly, and wondering if there was a way to go out to hunt him down.
Seeing this, Patience also ran over, and the thief saw that the opportunity was not good, so he ran with his feet, and the smoke and dust were billowing behind him. Zhi Patience was so angry that he stomped his feet: "Rabbit Weizi, you dare to play a small move under your uncle's nose, it's really annoying, let me catch something that is not as good-looking as you." ”
After running for a while, the thief felt that the patience behind him did not chase after him, so he stopped to rest on the side of the road, and just sat down, he felt that his stomach was very uncomfortable, and he had to be convenient and convenient in the place, or he really couldn't help it. He looked around, and felt that there was no sign of him, so he went into the grass by the roadside, and made it easier. Because he ate fruits with pesticides, his stomach was swollen at this time, and the pain was so painful, but he just couldn't pull it out, so he had to hold back his strength and try again, which made him sweat profusely, and finally barely squeezed out some, and suddenly, he felt relaxed. At this time, the ruthless heart who was squatting not far away suddenly smelled the stench of harmony, and shouted in a raised voice: "Everyone has come here to join in the fun." ”
The thief became angry when he heard that he was ruthless, and said: "You kid has plundered my fruits alone, so come here to enjoy it, and see if I add some flavor to you." ”
When he heard this, he became angry, and said: "Who is so rare that your rotten goods make me feel so uncomfortable now." As he spoke, he picked up the fruit and threw it at the thief's heart.
"Well deserved! If you blame me for hurting you, have you fed the dog with your conscience? Thief retorted. After speaking, he also picked up the fruit and returned to the ruthless heart, and the ruthless heart was willing to stop there, so the two hearts were enough to go back and forth, what a so-called stinking alike!
Until the sun went down, they were still pulling desperately.