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On both sides of the entrance of the flower and bird market in Zhouzhen, Yuzhou, there are stalls with shabby gray cloth bases, which are full of old objects!

Every Wednesday, a large group of vendors gather here to set up their stalls, and the wind and thunder have been unmoving!

"Little brother, look at this amber, the color is gorgeous with three points of vicissitudes, this vicissitudes is the precipitation of time, the prologue of human history, and the ......"

"Eh, boss, that's not right, look! There's a headset socket in this amber! Are you still the precipitation of time, the prologue of history? I look at the style of this headset jack, it just came out in the past few months, right? ”

"I, this, this is an accident, this, little brother, several of my friends say that this amber has a long history, and they won't lie! This amber is definitely in for a long time! ”

"I saw a headset socket in it, what's the matter, do you mean this headset socket is still an object of ancient civilization?"

"Huh! Little brother, you can think so, isn't it, after all, modern science can't prove whether ancient civilizations exist or not! We just have to hold this rigor with skepticism, doubt with ......"

"Fuck off, you can't sell it for two hundred yuan!"

"A thousand!"

"One thousand of your sister, two hundred!"

"Little brother, I've been telling you this for a long time."

"Five hundred, don't sell bye."

"Eh, little brother, don't go, five hundred, five hundred! Eh, that's a big loss. ”

……

Fang Yuan just graduated from high school this summer and was admitted to the Qingteng Affiliated Medical College, which is second only to Zhejiang Affiliated Medical College and Tiandu Affiliated Medical College in the ranking of Huaxia Medical University...... Antepenultimate!

In order to escape the ruthless destruction of his parents, he ran from Yuzhou to his hometown Zhouzhen and lived a leisurely life...... That is, the life of a savage.

"I must have been kicked in the brain by a donkey, and I actually bought a fake amber for five hundred!"

Fang Yuan was holding celery and tomatoes in his hands, this was his lunch dish.

"But that guy has a point, what if this is the headset of an ancient civilization?"

Blinking his eyes twice, Fang Yuan couldn't wait to turn around and smash the vendor to death with celery!

The ancient civilization of the dog said, this looks like the headset that came out last week, and the color is still shining!

Fang Yuan's hometown is a bungalow, with a big front yard, because his parents are very busy, so no one takes care of it for half a year, and it is full of wild flowers and weeds.

Fang Yuan went into the kitchen and threw down the celery and tomatoes, and wanted to go back to the house to cool off, but remembering the 'five hundred yuan' in his pocket, he decided to study it.

Fang Yuan's father is in the real estate business, and the scale is not large, but it is enough for Fang Yuan to squander five hundred yuan without a stubble.

This amber is indeed as the trader said, the color is gorgeous, but there is a feeling of time precipitation, if there is no headset socket in the amber, I am afraid that the sale of 100,000 yuan will be wronged.

"What the hell is this headset jack!"

As soon as Fang Yuan's obsessive-compulsive disorder came up, he didn't care if this amber was five hundred or one hundred thousand, he directly used brute force to pick it up.

The headset socket in the amber fell to the ground with a crisp clang.

Yo, it's pretty new.

Fang Yuan picked up the headset socket, took out his mobile phone, and compared it, hey, it's just right!

As soon as the music was over, his face was pulled down.

Nima!

Can the headset socket of ancient civilization still be connected to the mobile phone of modern civilization?

Black merchant!

Fang Yuan planned to finish lunch and go to this guy to settle the account of five hundred yuan.

Fang Yuan looked at the headset socket of his mobile phone, and the obsessive-compulsive disorder in his heart was committed again, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, he directly put the headset socket in.

It's sour!

Comfortable.

In the next moment, the phone with a black screen suddenly emitted a strange purple light, and lines of words that were more oracle than oracle bones swiped down from the top of the screen like a waterfall.

Then, the ancient font of this line gradually changed, becoming oracle bone script, then gold script, big seal, small seal...... In the end, it finally became a simplified Chinese character that Fang Yuan knew!

At this moment, it seems like the vicissitudes of life, as if the history of mankind has been quickly turned page by page!

But Fang Yuan only had one feeling.

"Damn, this Nima still has a virus?!"

"This routine is simply not something that people can do!"

Fang Yuan looked at the screen of his mobile phone and wanted to cry without tears.

But the next moment, his eyes suddenly widened.

"Damn, where's the headset jack?!"

I saw that the headset jack that was still plugged in to the mobile phone just now disappeared at this moment!

At this moment, the phone with the purple screen suddenly restarted automatically.

"The phone I just bought !!"

Fang Yuan's whole person was not good.

God knows if this phone will work after it restarts.

Fang Yuan fiddled twice, and the reboot of the phone finally ended.

Then a few lines of simplified Chinese characters appeared on the phone screen one after another.

'Automatically retrieve the most commonly used software...... qq…… Attached...... Welcome'

What the heck?!

Fang Yuan was a little faintly sad.

He hurriedly unlocked the opening screen, only to see that the QQ icon on the screen had changed from a clumsy and cute little penguin image to a fully armed one wearing a rhombic helmet and gold armor...... Penguin image.

What kind of routine is this?

Fang Yuan clicked into QQ, directly and automatically entered, and then, Fang Yuan collapsed.

"What about my two hundred and fifty friends? What about my top 10 beauty chat groups? What kind of virus is this, so fierce, deleted all my QQ? ”

Fang Yuan was about to burst into tears.

The key is that he was at the same table in high school for three years, and it was not easy to add her QQ in the name of graduation, and now ...... It's all gone.

Oh my lost youth!!

Black businessman, I'm not done with you!!

Fang Yuan was angry, and subconsciously, he chose to add friends and entered the QQ number of the school flower at the same table.

And then...... There is no such person!

？？

Fang Yuan was stunned, could it be that he remembered wrong?

Lose again, and still can't find this person!

Fang Yuan, who didn't believe in evil, added all the QQ of his parents again, but the result was surprisingly consistent.

There is no such person!

The whole QQ is not good!

Fang Yuan laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes.

This virus is here to be funny, right?

Fang Yuan tried other functions again.

People in the neighborhood!

Originally, dozens of beautiful women's avatars could jump out at one point, but at this moment, they are still empty.

Tribe of interest!

Still no, Fang Yuan didn't give up on the recommendation.

Hey, there it is.

I saw that among the officially recommended interest tribes, there is finally one!

"Love cultivation and love planting trees?"

Afforestation? So tall?

Fang Yuan cried and clicked in.

I saw a pinned post, which is a QQ group number, called Linghua Lingcao Lingshu! Those who like to communicate can enter, but the group number is so long that Fang Yuan wants to give himself a shot.

Fang Yuan didn't bother to look at the other posts below, so he added this group first by pasting and copying.

And then......

Linglong Jade: Hey, welcome to join you! (3 clapping emojis)

Huo Yanyan: Wow, the 10,000-year-old water group has finally joined the sprouts, everyone come out and see the monsters!

Master of Empty Guarding: Taoist friends are polite, poor monks are empty and empty! If you need to remove demons and ghosts, you can contact the poor monks, and you can enjoy a 20% discount in the group, and you need to pay for the road outside the earth, sky and star fields. (A symbol to Wishing you prosperity)

Dao Qing Zhenren: Hello Daoyou, I am the leader of this group, welcome to join, if there is anything you need to help, just say, anyway, I will have to retreat for two years after I finish this sentence.

Nameless Sword Cultivator: The group leader is shameless, and he won't take us to play if he finds the Cave Heaven Blessed Land.

Drunk: That's it, I miss the leader's fairy dragon brew. (n Hunger Emojis)

Linglongyu: Yes, now that we are in retreat every day, we little cultivators have nowhere to play.

Nameless Sword Cultivator: Group Master, we are going to play in the Cave Heaven Blessed Land~~~

Fang Yuan was devastated at the moment......

(End of chapter)