Since he lazily ran away from home, his world has fallen into poverty and hardship, and the difficulty of life has also made him lose a lot of weight, and he has suffered too early in the torrent of society.

At his age, it should have been the time to learn knowledge and skills, but he didn't expect to abandon his studies because of his laziness, and finally he didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, resulting in the dilemma of not being able to achieve high or low now; In addition, he has had a good family since he was a child, and he is used to living a comfortable and comfortable life, so now that he is away from home, he can't endure hardships, so he can't do anything.

I saw that he was walking down the street dejectedly, this was the tenth time he had been fired by the shopkeeper, because he was lazy and lazy, and he always shirked his responsibilities, which really disgusted the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper settled the account for him in a fit of rage and sent him away.

After getting the money, I saw that I was too lazy to pack my clothes and bags, so I came to the street and strolled. Suddenly, he smelled the fragrant smell of food coming from the restaurant, and realized that his stomach was rumbling all the time. He was so hungry that he subconsciously touched the copper coins in his pocket again, looked around, and took a fancy to a good restaurant, so he walked in.

As soon as he entered the restaurant, Xiao Er's immediately greeted him and asked, "This master, what do you want to eat?" ”

Lazy was stunned when he heard it, and there was someone who lifted him up and called him uncle. "Then the uncle must eat a good Luo." He thought to himself, and then he raised his voice and shouted, "Give me a good food, a good wine!" ”

Xiao Er didn't dare to slack off, so he led him to sit down in the guest seat and then went to the kitchen to cook. After a while, the wine and food came up, the color and flavor were complete, and I was lazy to smell it, the taste was really beautiful, and I felt like I had entered the fairy world, and this was what was lacking at this time. "Master, you must have never eaten such a delicious meal. Let the little one introduce you to the first plate: the first plate, the beauty shows off her legs, which makes you salivate after watching it, and you can't stop eating it. The second plate, steamed lobster, makes you smell fluttery, and the aftertaste is endless. The third dish is ......" Before he finished reading, Lazy couldn't wait to eat, and when he looked at it again, he was suddenly startled, all the dishes on the table had been wiped out by Lazy, so that his eyes almost fell out.

It turned out that just now Xiao Er's took the recipe and began to interpret it, and he couldn't wait to gobble it up, he was so hungry, the chicken leg was stuffed into his mouth and pulled out to leave the bones, when he ate the lobster, he lifted the lobster, and sucked the shrimp meat in his mouth, and the meat went into his mouth, and those high-quality mushrooms let him eat it all in one mouth, and he couldn't forget to drink while eating, and when Xiao Er's read the third plate, he found that the dishes on the table had been eaten by him.

As for the lazy, it is to sit there and touch the stomach and burp. "It's time to check out!" Lazy said a little drunk.

The second party came back to his senses in shock, and he didn't dare to slack off, so he immediately ran to call the shopkeeper's checkout. At this moment, another little two came with a bowl of hot soup - Youlong Playing in the Water, which is our store's signature soup. Indeed, this is a bowl of good soup, as soon as the lid of the bowl is lifted, the aroma overflows, permeating the entire space, making the lazy stomach stir again, this time, even the flies flew over to join in the fun, the lazy heart can't resist the temptation, stretching out his hand to make soup and drinking, but he didn't expect the fly to fly to his ear buzzing, he had to withdraw his hand to drive the fly away. Then he tried to serve the soup again, but the flies flew again, buzzing, so lazy and annoyed, that he withdrew his hand and danced wildly, trying to kill the flies, but the flies had already flown away. In the end, he was too lazy to pant himself, and he thought that he should be able to drink soup in peace now! He still muttered in his mouth: "Little one, if you dare to fly over and disturb me again, it's strange if I don't slap you to death." As he spoke, he was about to drink soup, only to hear the buzzing sound from far and near, because he was lazy to be on guard this time, he poured his ears into analyzing the path of the flies, the origin is not small, there are two, I don't care how many you come, you come one, I kill one, you come a pair, I kill a pair, it's time, I saw him slam a sideways backhand, only hit one of them, and another chain of palms, hit the one who just wanted to escape, knocked them all out. Unfortunately, all the stunned flies fell into his soup. He was obviously carried away by the victory, and was a little proud, not even knowing that the fly had fallen into the soup, and silently reciting in his mouth: "It's easy to deal with you, and you don't believe it, so you've suffered a lot now." But when he looked at the soup, he was not happy again, and I now understand: "How a rat poop spoils a pot of soup." ”

Just when he couldn't cry or laugh, the shopkeeper had already brought the bill over, master, a total of four taels of silver, lazy thought that he had heard it wrong, so he asked again: "How much silver?" ”

"Four taels of silver!" Xiao Er thought he hadn't heard it clearly and said it again.

I only heard a "boom", and Lazy suddenly fell off the chair, this time he heard it clearly, but his heart was weak! He only had two taels of silver in his pocket, which was his livelihood for a month, but he didn't expect that he had eaten food for two months for this meal, which inevitably made him a little afraid, and the wine suddenly woke up a lot. Seeing this, the shopkeeper immediately helped him sit up and said, "Master, have you drunk too much?" ”

"Water, give me water!" Lazy shouted a little blindly.

The shopkeeper saw that the soup on the table had not been drunk, so he brought it over, and he couldn't take care of it so much, so he took it and drank it, and only drank two sips, he felt that something was wrong in his mouth, and there was a buzzing sound, and then he remembered that the flies he had just shot seemed to have fallen into the soup. It turned out that the two stunned flies had just woken up at this moment, struggling desperately in the lazy mouth. When I thought of the fly, I felt disgusted, and immediately spit out the soup in my mouth back into the soup bowl, only to see a fly swirling in the soup, which was really unbearable. But there was a buzzing sound in the lazy mouth, and the other one was still inside. Lazily grabbed the tea on the table and drank it, rinsed his mouth, and then spit out the tea, only to see that both of them were back in the soup bowl. Lazily sat down in the chair and breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, a thought slipped through my lazy mind: why not take this opportunity to make things bigger? Then you don't have to pay! Thinking of this, he smiled mysteriously again, so he pointed to the flies in the bowl and asked the shopkeeper, "What is this?" ”

"Flies!" The shopkeeper replied honestly.

"What are they doing in the soup?" Lazy asked angrily.

"I guess they're playing with mandarin ducks, right?!" Dian Xiaoer explained.

"Isn't this soup called swimming in the water? Has it been renamed Mandarin Duck Playing in the Water now? Lazy began to get angry, and when the shopkeeper saw this, he couldn't answer.

"Go, call the shopkeeper to me, and ask him why there are flies in the soup, don't you think this is disgusting?"

When the shopkeeper saw that things were not good, he immediately went to the shopkeeper and reported to him what had happened. The shopkeeper nodded understandingly, and lazily pointed to the fly and asked the shopkeeper, "I want to ask what it is?"

The shopkeeper's face was a little ugly, he knew that this was a taboo in their industry, and he also knew that lazy was deliberately making it difficult for him, so he smiled and said, "This is an extra gift." ”

"Did I get a little bit of this bonus?" Lazy saw that the shopkeeper still wanted to deny it, so he deliberately dealt with him.

"No, but it's free!"

Lazy seized on the loophole in the shopkeeper's words, deliberately pretended to be surprised, and then asked, "Is this really free?" and pointed to the bowl of soup.

The shopkeeper thought he was talking about flies, so he smiled and said, "Yes, it's completely free." ”

The shopkeeper didn't know that he had fallen into the trap of laziness, he was just waiting for this sentence, as soon as this word came out, lazy smiled weirdly, and immediately said energetically: "Since you even have free signature soup here, then the others are even more worthless, which means that my meal is free." ”

The shopkeeper heard what he meant, and wanted to reason with him, the free just now meant flies and not soup, but after thinking about it, reasoning with such a scoundrel can only be in vain. He has seen a lot of this kind of little rascal who cheats and cheats, and it seems that he will not be able to do it if he is not hard. So, the shopkeeper raised his throat and suppressed annoyance: "It seems that you don't plan to pay, do you want to eat the overlord meal?"

If it were in normal times, the lazy heart might have been weak at this time, but he was not afraid at all now, and he was unusually calm, and said unhurriedly: "You saw this fly, I don't need to say more, who told it not to go there and actually ran to your signature soup to join in the fun, if this spreads, I'm afraid you won't be able to stay here in this shop, and also, I almost ate it just now, but I was lucky to spit it out again, I don't know if you have these free gifts in other dishes, I don't know how many times I ate it? Now that I think about it, I'm really a little scared, and I feel like throwing up. Here, I also have to remind you that if I eat a bad stomach, I will see how you will pay by then. After speaking, he pretended to hold his stomach and shouted: "No, my stomach is really upset."

The shopkeeper said this, coupled with such a trouble, suddenly lost his confidence, and saw that the lively diners downstairs were feasting, for fear that if the trouble continued, it would affect his business, so he decided to send his laziness away quickly. When you meet such a bastard, you can only consider yourself unlucky, who calls yourself a handle in his hands! So, I didn't say to Lazy Xin angrily: "Okay, even if you say it's free, it's free, don't say that what I say doesn't count, even if I have a treat today." However, you'd better keep your mouth in mind when you're outside, and if you dare to make a fuss, beware that you can't find the teeth to eat.

Lazy didn't forget to say jokingly: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, I have always had a bad memory, I often can't find my way home, and I may not remember anything when I leave the gate here, so you can rest assured." ”

"It's good to go, don't send it." The shopkeeper waved him away, and he was too lazy to leave immediately, because staying here for a minute longer would be more dangerous for him, because the shopkeeper could change his mind at any time. However, he was still very cautious, for fear of letting the shopkeeper see the flaws, at first he walked out slowly, feeling that he was not far away, and he was close to the door, so he strode out of the meteor, and when he arrived on the street, he simply ran, and did not forget to look back at the shopkeeper to see if he had sent Xiao Er to chase after him.

Seeing this, the shopkeeper asked, "Shopkeeper, do you want to chase him out and give him some color?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "Forget it, if he doesn't change his virtue, sooner or later there will be other shops who will take this evil breath for us, and when the time comes, he will suffer." ”

And Lazy ran to a corner, then stopped to catch his breath, finally there was no danger, Lazy secretly rejoiced, and danced for his little cleverness and tricks.

This fluke success made Lazy Heart taste the sweetness of being a scoundrel. From then on, he continued this trick even more vigorously, eating and drinking everywhere, and then repeating his old tricks, and always rejoicing in his own cleverness.

When everything becomes out of control, he becomes more lazy, and the danger of destruction is not far off.