"Zombies, zombies, zombies, you come out quickly!" Instead of shrouding himself in a cloak, he wore a homemade glasses, a homemade dirty wig, and a homemade tattered white coat, walking aimlessly down the street, muttering in his mouth. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Come out quickly, zombies!" Le Wuwu suddenly roared to the sky like a nervous blow, and his voice broke the silence of the night. He even noticed the lights in the room next to him flickering. Then, through the darkness, he could see a creature lying on the window, looking outside. The words were so appalling that they couldn't help their curiosity to see which god was so powerful.

Well, in the moonlight, Le Wuwu's tattered appearance may not be regarded as a zombie by others. The body is stiff, with every step, there is a clattering sound, and then the head can rotate 360 degrees, he is more scary than a zombie.

Then, the zombies jumped up and down, and a creature called out to them, and of course they couldn't let that creature down, but they had to taste the taste of the creature that dared to call them.

Le Wuwu excitedly watched the zombies jump over, and he shouted excitedly: "Little Zombie, come to the bowl." He removed a broken bowl, the mouth of which was pointed at the zombies, shouting, receive, receive, receive!

The zombies, of course, were jumping close to Le Wuwu, licking their lips and preparing for a feast.

Of course, Le Wuwu was not happy: "Why is my god bowl useless?" Why don't you come to my bowl? Why! He roared straight at the zombies.

"Because you're going to die." The zombie approached Le Wuwu and opened its bloody mouth, intending to bite Le Wuwu's neck at once. They didn't even use the restraints, so they just pounced.

And Le Wuwu was still stupidly fiddling with the bowl in his hand, not caring about the danger. The creatures watching from the side nervously covered their mouths to prevent themselves from making the slightest sound.

"Broken bowl, liar, the one who sold me this bowl is a big liar, what if he said he could hold a zombie? Okay, take this bowl, and I will be the ruler of heaven and earth. Le Wuwu roared towards the sky, and there was nothing wrong with his acting.

Lifting the broken bowl, he slammed it over the face of the zombie that pounced on it. The ending is doomed, the zombie's face is clinging to the broken bowl, and the head and body are at a ninety-degree angle, and they are pressed to the ground. Despite the head being inserted, the zombie's body was still able to move, and his arm was clawed towards Joy's neck.

Le Wuwu's elbow slammed on the zombie's back, and then, there was a sound of bones shattering, and the zombie's back bone was shattered. The key is that Le Wuwu also made a "Ah Da" sound, arrogantly raising his broken bowl: "A bowl in hand, the world is invincible." ”

He puts the bowl over the zombie's head and tears the zombie's body with his hands. Without taking anything sharp, he relied on his hands and feet, stepped on the zombie's body, held his hands, and pulled hard.

The force was small, and it was not torn. He picked up the bowl, muttered something he didn't understand, and at once covered it on top of his head, and continued to tear it. He used a lot of force, and the zombie's arm was torn off.

Looking at this murderous scene, the onlookers were full of shock, did that broken bowl really have such divine power? A small broken bowl can make this madman so powerful all at once.

The faces of zombies, werewolves, and ghosts showed a deep look of greed, as long as they got that broken bowl, the dream of ruling the night would not come true.

What to do? Grab it first, you have to let the zombies grab it first, after all, the zombie people are bullied!

Le Wuwu tore the zombie's arm and put it to his nose, smelling it. Stinky, really stinky, he was about to vomit, he acted in his true colors, and vomited some stomach acid. Then he covered his nose and took a bite.

This move makes Le Wuwu's performance flawless, which really only a madman can do.

"Bah" twice, Le Wuwu vomited a mouthful of stomach acid again, it was disgusting, it was so unpalatable, it felt like.

He finally saw his purpose, and he pulled out the bones and tendons of the zombies, carefully cleaning the flesh from the bones. Then he took a bite, no force, no bite, he took the broken bowl and brought it back to the top of his head, and continued to recite the incantation in his mouth that he did not understand, and then took a bite. A concave notch is left in the bone.

The third fact shows that this broken bowl is really an artifact. The dark forces that were about to move also stopped, and with this broken bowl in his hand, Le Wuwu was completely invincible, what if he suddenly wanted to eat ghosts and werewolves on a whim? Rob it, what if the bowl is broken and a bronze sword will be conjured for him?

He bit the bone, closed his eyes, and savored the food from the zombie bones, and he shook his head, just like the bones of other creatures. Could it be tendons? He continued to take off the broken bowl, put it on, and recited the incantation, and then found a tendon, and pulled it out with all his might, and he bit a small piece, chewing and chewing, and it reached his tongue.

disappeared, the tendons were gone, and Le Wuwu roared in disappointment: "My flesh, my tendons!" Why did you disappear all of a sudden? Say, didn't you snatch it, didn't you? "Mad dogs, of course, are random to find their enemies to bite. He shouted in such a tone that it was as if his muscles and flesh had disappeared, and his heart was torn.

They looked straight into the eyes of Le Wu, and in their eyes, they saw anger and irritability, and they could not see deception and mockery. One by one, they nodded to each other and began their own plans.

The zombie stepped forward and said calmly, "Hello, you want our tendons, right?" ”

Le Wuwu recovered from his madness, his eyes, uh, it would have been better if his eyes had turned red at this time, panting and looking at his prey like a beast: "I want zombies, I want zombies." Ahhh I want zombies! He raised his head and roared at the full moon in the sky.

Looking at the picture of Le Wuwu, zombies, ghosts and werewolves gathered together to discuss.

"Zombies, one of you will jump out of self-sacrifice, as long as we get the artifact, we will definitely not treat you badly." Werewolves give their opinions first.

The ghosts nodded in agreement.

The zombies hesitated, they got together and discussed, and chose a clansman who was usually very unpopular and pushed him to the front of the line. At the same time, they whispered in the ears of their own people: "If you do not agree to our advice, your beautiful mother and sister will become our playthings, and if you agree, we will finally give you enough compensation to support your family." “

The zombie who was pushed out nodded helplessly, he lowered his head, touched his heart, and then looked firmly ahead, calmly waiting for his imminent tragic fate.

"As long as you can give us the bowl, we'll give you a test specimen to experiment with your stuff." They fooled around and had completely regarded him as a dark wizard who had cultivated and driven himself crazy.

"My bowl? No!!!! Le Wuwu screamed, clutching his bowl tightly, "This is the source of my strength, and I can't give it to you." I can't give it to you, without it, I'd die. “

"Then we'll give you two."

"Two for one." He wrenched his fingers and counted over and over again, "Two more than one, as if I earned it." I want a zombie and a wolf with a whole body full of hair. “

Then the werewolf side also repeated the process of zombies, and a clan was selected with a stick and a radish.

He was already planning to get out, and he couldn't try anything in this struggle. at

In the night, a voice came: "Two is not enough, three are needed." Just as Le Wuwu was about to make his next request, someone shouted.

Well, the voice seemed to come from the room behind him, and listening to the voice, the owner of the voice was a young and beautiful woman.

Listening to the crisp voice, the werewolves, who had not found any food all night, suddenly became excited, they showed their explosive muscles, their hair stood on end, and even their lower bodies stood upright: "Chick, chick, since you have violated our original rules, stand up obediently, let us enjoy it!" ”

Le Wuwu could hear a slight sobbing behind him, which was the voice of several other women, more than one woman inside. The ghosts were on the move, the zombies were all standing up straight in excitement, and finally, at last, there was plenty of food.

However, the first priority now is to get the artifact, and once they get the artifact, the world will be subjugated at their feet.

"Yes, three." As if he had come to his senses, Le Wuwu shouted loudly, "I won't give it to you without three." ”

"Okay, three is three!"

"Three is not enough, five is needed." Seeing the werewolf's movements, the women in the house simply shouted loudly, and they just wanted to be able to hold them up, or to clean up all the garbage.

Le Wuwu also followed their thoughts and shouted loudly: "I want five!" I want five! Five! There are no five! I won't give it to you. “

"Good !!!" The zombie replied heavily, "Five is five!" “

"The chick inside, you've us off completely, and tonight, as long as you don't kill yourself, it's going to be your nightmare night. Hahaha! The werewolf laughed insolently, not hiding his will at all.

"So many chicks, if we threaten them with their lives, do you think they will let us taste them?"

"What race do you wish for? I love mermaids, how slippery! “

"I love succubi! The taste of succubi is really refreshing. “

"If we hadn't dragged you out, you'd have been in the belly of a succubus for the rest of your life. Ha ha! “

The werewolves were already thinking about how to torture the women in the house until they regretted coming into this world.

"Ten of them!"

"Why?" Le Wuwu raised objections at this time, and everything about him was played from the perspective of a madman.

"Because, because you are invincible in the universe, the strongest dark slayer in the world! So, you're going to kill all the darkness!! Gaiwan hero, dark nemesis. “

Le Wuwu looked at the zombies and said softly: "Gaiwan Hero, I like this title." Hahaha! ”

He took down the broken bowl and put it on his head again, continuing to recite the incantation that he did not understand: "Today, I will destroy you on behalf of the broken bowl. ”

He rushed forward and fought zombies, werewolves, and ghosts. The dark creatures on the other side were particularly uncomfortable in their hearts, and they desperately needed to vent their anger, which had accumulated in their hearts, and they desperately needed blood to cool it.

They fought with Joy without believing in evil.

Once the fight started, they knew they were wrong.

The zombie was beaten alive and vomited out all the pus in its body. The werewolves encounter predators who are even more ferocious than they are.

The werewolf's claws knocked down Le Wuwu's fist, and tsk, as a result, the werewolf's claws were discounted. Joy grabbed the werewolf's wrist, kicked it, and kicked it in the heart. Reaching out and pulling, he pulled him closer to his body, and finally, opened his bloody mouth and bit the werewolf's neck in one bite.

Their proud stiff necks feel like papier-mâché, and they can't withstand a gentle bite. He bit off a piece of flesh, spat it on the ground, took a glass bottle from his coat, grabbed the werewolf's neck above the glass bottle, aimed it, and smirked and poured out the blood of a glass bottle.

Then Le Wuwu killed the werewolf, turned his gaze to the ghost, and said to himself, "What kind of wonderful reaction will the white mist and red blood produce?" ”

He was very fast, came to the ghost's side, grabbed the ghost's mist, grabbed a handful, and stuffed it into the cup. The ghost wants to run, and the happiness in this state is no longer something they can solve.

Le Wuwu punched him in the body. The ghost turned its head and gave the madman a mocking look, "I'm made of mist, and your physical attacks won't work against me. ”

The next fact hit him in the face hard, and the life bar above his head was like a falling waterfall, cascading for thousands of miles. When the white light disappeared, nothing was left.

Le Wuwu searched hard for the place where he disappeared, as if he was unwilling to find it, and he was able to find the old world.

"It's on zombies, werewolves, and ghosts, and when the ghosts die, they turn into mist and cover their teammates."

"Woooooooo Joy shouted at the moon, staring indifferently at the remaining dark creatures.

Werewolves were not to be outdone and roared at the moon, the night was their home field, they were authentic silver moon creatures, how could they be compared to a human.

Grabbing the werewolf's jaw, knee banging, the little Joy Worry knocked out all the teeth of the big werewolf. Le Wuwu grabbed the werewolf's head and threw it into the clearing. The zombies were shattered by him and thrown on top of the werewolves, and none of the zombies were able to escape. And the ghost has long been flying into the sky when he sees the bad situation, silently praying for werewolves and zombies.

Looking at the only remaining werewolf: "Will you come by yourself, or will I help you." ”

"Come, what?" He was scared, this is not a human being at all, saying that good civilized creatures, saying that good human beings have etiquette, why is he more beast than a beast.

"Little baby, it looks like I'm going to treat you well." Le Wuwu rubbed his fist.

One step came to the werewolf, grabbed his right hand, punched him in the chest, and after the bones shattered, the werewolf couldn't fly out because he was pulled by the arm. Le Wuwu raised his teachings and kicked him in the head, one hand grasping his arm, and the other kicking hard, he would not stop until the werewolf's limbs were removed. This werewolf is the one who has spoken the most before.

Ten minutes, Le Wuwu tortured him for ten minutes, he didn't give up and continued to live, he didn't plan to die a hundred. "I remember you, wait, don't let me meet you in reality, don't let me know your name."

"Tsk, dare to threaten me?" Le Wuwu stepped on the werewolf's chest, "If it weren't, if this system didn't give me meat, I could eat you one bite at a time, do you believe it?" Le Wuwu thought about his words for a moment, as if he could indeed eat werewolves and zombies raw, and maybe vampires could swallow them. It seems that the nocturnal breathing method is not so neutral and peaceful! As its opposite, the daytime breathing method feels that the sun is upward, and the night breath must be the evil of the world!

He didn't believe that the effect of nocturnal breathing was that simple.

The women in the room excitedly celebrated that they didn't have to die. The door opened, and out of it came a girl, with bright eyes and bright teeth, skin as white as jade, she was wearing simple clothes, and bowed to Le Wuwu slightly: "The little woman is here to thank the hero for her help." ”

And the moment she walked out, Le Wuwu's pupils contracted: Damn, she is very strong, obviously she can kill all the dark creatures outside by herself, and she has to design for him to kill each other with the dark creatures. She's hidden deeper than herself!

"Little lady, pretty." Happy and carefree, staring directly at the love that came out.

"The hero praised it." She lowered her head, made a delicate appearance, raised her head from time to time, and winked at Le Wuwu, "Hero, where are you going?" Can you ask the little girl to pour you a cup of tea? ”

Le Wuwu thought to himself: I think she is testing me! Do you continue to play stupid, or do you push the boat?

He smiled, picked up the glass bottle on the ground that I don't know how many "things" were stuffed, held it up, and showed off to his lovers: "I also have tea, and it's still the best tea in the world...... He didn't believe what he said.

"Am I pretty, little girl?"

"Beautiful!"

"Will you be able to protect us, then?"

"I can't."

"Uh......" she thought for a moment, then added, "if you can protect us, we can give you some benefits!" ”

"Welfare ......" Le Wuwu tilted his head and raised the mixture in his hand, "What's that, is it good to have my tea?" ”

"......" She didn't want to talk anymore, she was tired of talking to a madman, and she was even more tired of tempting a madman.

"I want some milk, can you give it to me?"

”……“

"I want your hair, can you give it to me?"

"Yes." She plucked out a hair and threw it to Le Wuwu.

Le Wuwu took it and carefully put it into his glass bottle.

"......" She walked back to the house, and stopped talking to Le Wuwu. Seeing her hair being ruined like this, she couldn't bear it anymore. And this madman actually asked her for milk, is she that kind of cow? What the hell does he think, a madman is a madman, it is unreasonable.

"Don't go! Give me a little, just a little, woo! Just a drop, a drop, okay, okay? Le Wuwu lay on the ground, crying bitterly. The lover walked into the house without looking back, she had already tried it completely, this is a madman.

After crying for a while, he took the broken bowl and headed towards the fifteenth floor of the city, it was still early, and the night had just begun.

He was not afraid that the creatures in the sky would know his geographical location, and he believed that the strong in the sky would definitely shield others from prying eyes, just as the dark creatures could reach the sixteenth-layer city, but not the seventeenth-layer city; And why did he succeed in the experiment yesterday, and tonight, the dark forces and the light forces fought, if they didn't fight sooner or later, why did they fight today. If there is no intervention of the strong in this, he will not believe it.

He found a corner where there were basically no life, looked up, looked at the sky, and saluted them.

In just ten seconds, he disguised himself and changed back to his previous appearance.

Walking home, Xiang Chuan looked at him mysteriously, and smiled inexplicably: "I didn't expect you to be such a person, begging for milk in public like a girl who has not come out of the cabinet...... Awesome, really awesome! “

"......" Le Wuwu couldn't speak, and he wouldn't ask, how did Xiang Chuan, who had been sitting at home, know about this, "Are you okay at home?" Have they ever woken up. ”

Xiang Chuan nodded, and said solemnly: "Their health is getting worse and worse, and the quality of sleep is getting worse and worse, if it weren't for their narrators accompanying a few friends who can talk to each other, even if we are here, I'm afraid it will be ......."

"And now?"

"I gave them food and now go back to sleep. It feels like I can't carry three by myself. He shook his head, a little reproachful, "This is still the sixteenth-story city on the very edge, and if it's close to the city center, I'm afraid I won't even be able to lift it." I really don't know how Ba Huangqian got it? “

"What about the machine?"

"The machine can carry them, and they don't weigh much, but we can't carry what they carry."

"Are you going to go out and wander?" Le Wuwu looked at Xiang Chuan expectantly, "If you want, I'll keep vigil." “

"There you go!" Xiang Chuan looked at Le's worry-free expression and laughed, "After a long time, you will get tired of it." Also, remember to be at home tomorrow, they will send a lot of rich vampire blood, and then inspired by you, many creatures that are not made of flesh have been subjected to various studies...... You say, "Have you done a great sin?" “

"......," said Le Wuwu, who had nothing to say, "then I will continue to go out and surf, and I will definitely be back at three o'clock in the morning." When the time comes, you go to sleep. ”

"Good!"