After running for a while, Greedy stopped and looked back to make sure that there was no spiritual spirit chasing after him, so he dared to take a break. I saw him meditate again: This can't be done, I am now rich and famous, and in the future, other spiritual hearts will definitely try their best to come to my house to steal or chase after me for money like just now, and if the situation is serious, it may even hurt my life, so I have to think of a way.

Suddenly, he saw Aoxin who was shopping not far away, and saw two bodyguards in front of him opening the way, and two bodyguards behind him to protect him, which was very majestic. Moreover, everyone must be in awe of him and dare not offend him easily. Greedily, it seemed that my problem could finally be solved, and then happily ran to the dart game not far away. As soon as he entered the door, he deliberately shouted in a loud voice: "Shopkeeper, come over to me, Uncle Ben has hired bodyguards." ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he immediately ran out, greeted him respectfully, and said, "Uncle, what kind of bodyguard are you going to hire?" ”

Greedy's head twisted, and he said with his mouth cocked: "It must be Luo who can fight."

"Is there a body shape requirement?" Shopkeeper's problem.

"Of course it's tall and mighty. Another point is that you should not be too shrewd, lest he later see the wealth and then calculate me in turn, so it is better to be able to obey orders absolutely. ”

"Yes, sir, you see, this is made for you." After speaking, he pointed to a tall and powerful bodyguard on the side and said.

"What is tailor-made, I am not buying clothes." Greed corrects his mistakes.

"Mmmm, that's not right, it should be just what suits your appetite!" The flattery of the shopkeeper.

"Why is it just what suits my appetite again? You're not a food manager here, just help me find one that suits my heart. "Greed is a little impatient.

"Uh-huh, this is absolutely to your liking, ** pig, play two tricks to show you!" The shopkeeper said.

"Yes!" I saw him playing Tai Chi slowly.

Greedy sneered: "Who wouldn't do this!" I think when it's time to fight, you have to ask me to protect him, right?

The shopkeeper immediately stopped him and said, "Stop!**Pig, what are you doing?" The shopkeeper asked nervously.

"Hit Tai Chi Luo!" Pig argued.

"Beat you up, let's do some real work to show the uncle." After saying that, the shopkeeper took out a brick, straightened his hands and held it diagonally on his head, and then added: "Come, show your hands to the master, and chop this brick on my head." ”

"Hit you on the head?" Pig asked.

"Don't talk nonsense, come quickly!" The shopkeeper commanded.

**The pig had to show his clenched palm, sharpening the knife on the other palm, just about to pick it up and chop it down but a little reluctant, and finally he was ruthless, raised his palm and slashed down, the palm of the brick was split at the same time, and it was slashed on the head of the shopkeeper, only to see the shopkeeper fall to the ground on the spot. Seeing this, the pig hurriedly ran over and helped the shopkeeper up, and the shopkeeper covered his head and went straight to Venus, and after recovering a little, he only heard him roar angrily: "What the hell are you doing?" Why hit me on the head? ”

"You told me to chop you on the head! Can I be blamed for this? Pig argued.

"Pigs! I'm telling you to split this brick, not me! Forget it, forget it, sell you quickly. He turned around and said to greed: "Uncle, you have seen it, this is the honesty you want, you say that he doesn't dare to do two, but he often buys one and gets one free, so you had better make the order clear before giving the order, otherwise, there may be a small mistake like I just made!" The shopkeeper said.

"Well, let me try him! Go, bring me that chair and let me sit down. Greed said.

**The pig obeyed the order, walked over and brought the chair designated by Greed, and Greed was satisfied to sit down, but suddenly stood up as if he remembered something, and ordered: "Wipe it clean for me, and there must be no dust!" ”

**The pig immediately wiped the chair with his sleeve, and did not forget to breathe towards the dirty place, and then wiped it clean, and when it was over, ** pig replied respectfully: "Uncle, do it according to your instructions!" ”

Greedy nodded happily, turned around and wanted to sit on it happily, but he didn't think about it, but he sat empty, only to hear a plop and fall to the ground, "Alas, you want to make money and kill yourself!" Greedy got up, pointed to the pig and scolded: "Pig, it's so hopelessly stupid." ”

Pig argued: "Didn't you just want me to wipe it without leaving a little dust?" I just found out that it wasn't that clean yet, so I wanted to take it away and wipe it clean again, but I didn't expect you to sit down.

"Shopkeeper, I'm afraid of you, can I be a bodyguard like this?" Greed questioned.

"But sir, he's the type you want, not shrewd but absolutely obedient." The shopkeeper argued.

"Then you'd better help me find someone who is smarter." Greedily dissatisfied.

"Yes, uncle, look, this is absolutely satisfying to you." The shopkeeper pointed to another bodyguard as he spoke.

Greedily, he shook his head again and again: "No, such a thin person can also be a bodyguard, I'm afraid people can press him down with one finger." ”

"Don't look at him as skinny, those robbers were already defeated by him before they even got close to him, and the bodyguards don't have to be bear-backed, it's important to be able to keep you safe, let him show you a stunt to open your eyes!" The shopkeeper said. "Skinny monkey, come here, break this brick for you to see." With the lesson of the last time, the shopkeeper will hold it in front of his face this time.

I only heard the skinny monkey respond sharply: "Obey!" Then he turned to Greedy and said, "Look, don't blink, or you'll miss that wonderful moment!" After speaking, I only heard a "pop" sound, the bricks fell to the ground, the shopkeeper fell to the ground on the spot, the skinny monkey saw this and hurriedly ran over to help the shopkeeper up, the shopkeeper covered his eyes, stood up with difficulty, and then said to the skinny monkey: "I'm not ready, you actually did it, this is good, do your hands hurt?"

The skinny monkey trembled with fright, and as soon as he heard what the shopkeeper said, he pretended to shake his hands and said, "It hurts, it really hurts." ”

"You deserve it, do you think my head is a stone, you can break it at will? Tell you about it! My head has been made invulnerable by you! After saying that, he turned his head and said to greed, "How is it?" Wonderful! ”

"Wonderful! Very exciting! But you don't care, right? I saw that one of the shopkeeper's eyes had become a panda's eye. It turned out that the skinny monkey had used too much force just now, and after breaking the brick, the boxer hit the shopkeeper in the eye again, causing him to be directly knocked out. When the shopkeeper heard that greed cared about him, he was moved and smiled: "It's okay, you can't die, let's let you test him next." ”

Greed didn't think much about it, and casually said: "Go, bring me that chair and let me sit down." ”

"Uncle, don't bother, there's a ready-made one here!" The skinny monkey argued.

Greedy frowned and said, "Boy, you have calculated it so quickly, then you can wipe it clean for me!" ”

"Uncle, the pig has been wiped just now, and it is absolutely spotless." The skinny monkey replied.

Greedily thought to himself: "It's really shrewd enough, see how I fix you." Then he pointed to the dust in the corner of the chair and said, "This hasn't been wiped yet!" You should take a damp towel and wipe it off. ”

Seeing that there was no room to drill this time, the skinny monkey had no choice but to obediently answer "yes" and then took the towel in a gloomy manner, and turned to the shopkeeper with some unhappiness greedily: "Is this what you call shrewd and capable?" Then he shook his head and said to himself, "Not necessarily." ”

The shopkeeper was shameless, greedily squatted back, intending to sit on the chair, but he didn't expect his body to fall back uncontrollably, and his ass didn't touch the chair at all, and when he looked back, he came back to his senses, and the chair was taken away by the skinny monkey at some point, but he couldn't remedy it, and saw a plop, greed fell directly to the ground, "Alas, you stupid, you want to frame me!" ”

The shopkeeper immediately went up to pick up Greed, and asked with concern, "Are you okay?" Then he turned to the skinny monkey and scolded, "Stupid, did you do this?"

The skinny monkey argued, "Didn't you just tell me to bring a wet towel to wipe it?" ”

Greed glared at him fiercely, and then said to the shopkeeper, "Call me your best bodyguard here." ”

"Uncle, what you want is right in front of you." The shopkeeper said helplessly.

"Isn't it, that's good?" Greed feels unbelievable.

"Yes! Their excellence lies in their mutual cooperation, learning from each other's strengths, you see, one can protect you, and can't fight back and scold back; One can also help you with a good budget and save you money. So, as long as you can make good use of their strengths, isn't their union perfect? The shopkeeper told me.

"Well, that makes sense, okay, I decided to hire them, I want to ask, what is their commission for a month?" Unexpectedly, greed was persuaded by the shopkeeper's nonsense.

"Uncle, ten taels of silver a month, not much." The shopkeeper said confidently.

"So expensive? Are there any discounts? Greedy asked. Well, this price is actually affordable enough, originally I hired bodyguards here are ten taels of silver a month, but, I see that we are the first time to meet, so I will hire you and get one free, only charge you ten taels of silver, do you think it is very reasonable? Also, if you feel that their service is not good during the month, we can package the return, and the money will not be refunded! ”

"Okay then." In order to compare himself with pride, Greed could only grit his teeth and promise: "This is their monthly commission, you have collected it." ”

The shopkeeper was overjoyed when he saw the money, he really didn't expect that greed would be so generous, so he said happily: "Thank you for your care, now they belong to you." ”

"Okay, let's go!" Greed put on a posture and swaggered out of the gate.

The skinny monkey walked in front of him and respectfully guided him, and when he reached the gate, he turned to the greedy compliment and said, "Uncle, please, be careful of the threshold and the door!" ”

Greedy nodded appreciatively, "Well done." After the greedy crossed the threshold, the skinny monkey put the door back, and the ** pig walking behind did not pay attention to it, and the door that bounced back was really slammed and fell to the ground.

Then they came to the street, and in front of them was the skinny monkey who was opening the way, and they saw him flashing left and right, looking arrogant; Walking in the middle is greedy, I saw him holding his head high, his hands behind his back, looking unattainable; Following the back is the ** pig, along the way, he looked around slowly, looking unguarded, and yawning all the time, as if he hadn't slept for several years. Seeing his virtue, he felt that he was not as good as the skinny monkey at all, if it weren't for the fact that he hired one and got one free, he would have gone back to return the ** pig a long time ago. In the end, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he said angrily: "Don't hurry up, be careful that I bought you as a pig." ”

The pig knew that greed was scolding him, and he didn't dare to slack off, so he hurried forward step by step, and quickly caught up. But trouble happened again, and he stepped on Greed's heel again and again, which annoyed Greed, and turned to him and yelled, "It's stupider than a pig, let's keep our distance." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden sound of dense horses' hooves in front of him, and I saw a carriage speeding towards this side, and the spirits walking on the road hurriedly flashed to the side, lest they could hide from it. I saw that the skinny monkey was still standing in the middle of the road, clasped his hands, spread his feet, and then turned his head to greedy and said, "Master, don't be afraid, I'm here." Then he turned his head and shouted to the groom, "Stop me, my uncle is here, and the carriage and horses will go around the road." ”

The groom saw that there was a fault in front of him, and the speed of the car did not decrease, but he stepped up quickly. The mouth also scolded loudly: "Damn, I don't know how to dare to stop my horse, I let you know what it means to use a mantis arm as a car, and I can't do it myself." Before the skinny monkey could react, the carriage had already passed over him, and the skinny monkey lay on all fours on the road. Seeing that the situation was not good, the pig immediately ran forward to pick up Greed, and then staggered sideways to the side of the road, avoiding the crush of the carriage. After the carriage drove by, the ** pig immediately rushed to the road, helped the skinny monkey in the middle of the road up, and asked with concern: "Are you okay?" ”

The skinny monkey replied, "My body is so hard that I can't die." After saying that, he grinned at greed.

"Hmph, useless thing." greedily scolded, "It's vain, at a critical time, it's more reliable to be a warm man like ** pig." With that, he walked forward with his hands behind his back. Seeing this, the skinny monkey and the ** pig could only follow in a gray manner.