Chapter 37 The Toilet Bombing Campaign
When Prince Luo Lan returned to Phuket City with ten carriages, the people were amazed.
What is such a large team transporting?
Luo Lan didn't immediately show off his black skills, he pulled the explosive bomb to the palace, and then called Elle to have a meeting with some officials and experienced craftsmen.
At the meeting, Luo Lan gave a detailed account of the power of the explosive bomb, and Barrett also showed off it with added fuel and vinegar.
The crowd looked at each other, they didn't believe the prince, but did the earthen jar that could blow up the rocks really exist?
The craftsman proposes to test it out immediately to see if it can blast the rocks apart.
But Luo Lan vetoed.
He's going to start blowing up the toilet, but only if it's safe.
This security is not the safety of life, but the security of the country.
The use of explosive bombs in Phuket City is bound to cause a great sensation. And this matter will soon spread to the land and become the talk of the conversation after dinner.
Then, he was targeted by the second prince.
This will affect national security, and at this stage, Phuket Island will not be able to resist Barron's 100,000 elite soldiers no matter what.
Luo Lan deeply understands a truth: making a fortune in a muffled voice is the loudest.
"Ellie, pick a diplomat who can speak well and is bold and careful, and I will send him to Nanyuan Ling."
By the time Barrett taught the craftsmen to use explosive bombs, Luo Lan had already formulated a foreign policy.
Ellie was puzzled, and she asked, "Go to Nanyuan again?" Do? ”
"I'm Barron's brother, if you want to send someone, send someone, I have no money, he must give me a million gold coins, or I'll kill him!"
"Huh?"
Ellie looked at Luo Lan dumbfounded, then frowned, "What the hell are you going to do?" This is no joke."
"I'm going to break off diplomatic relations with Nanyuan."
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Three days later, a diplomatic envoy from Phuket met with Baron, the second prince of the Southern Plains.
In that luxurious palace, under the mocking gaze of many noble ministers, the diplomatic envoy specially selected by Elle held Luo Lan's edict and read it aloud:
"Barron, Prince Ben has figured it out, you invited me to the parade the other day to humiliate me. Hate, how dare you be so bold? I will ask my father to send troops to clean you up, and unless you give a million gold coins to this prince, you will die!" ”
"Hahaha!"
The room was full of laughter, and Barron, who was sitting on the king's chair, laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he plucked out his ears, "You say it again"?
The diplomatic envoy read it again, and reprimanded: "As a fellow lord, it is really rude for you to insult the eldest prince. If you refuse to pay millions of gold coins, we in Phuket will immediately cut off all contact with you, immediately block the port of Phuket, and prohibit any people from the Southern Plains from going to Phuket, which will cause great losses to the Southern Plains, please think about it carefully! ”
"Oh my God, hahaha!"
"How can there be such a retarded lord? You broke off relations with us? Broken ties between fiefs and fiefs? ”
The aristocratic ministers couldn't stop laughing, and the diplomatic envoy of Phuket Island blushed: "Please reply to the second prince!" ”
The second prince yawned and waved his hand casually: "Break off diplomatic relations immediately, you have half a day to leave the Nanyuan Territory now, if you don't hurry up, I'll kill someone." ”
There was a strong disdain and murderous intent in the fluttering tone.
The diplomatic envoy broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly ran away.
The nobles laughed and laughed for a long time before they dispersed.
The second prince, Barron, was so proud that he walked into the apse leisurely, and immediately saw his wise man, Max, standing in the corner.
"Your Highness, I propose to send someone to Phuket Island to check it out, Luo Lan may be playing tricks." The faithful Max solemnly proposed.
Barron ignored him and whistled and went to his own gentle country.
Max didn't move for a long time, and finally sighed deeply.
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Luo Lan Palace.
Facing the report of the diplomatic envoy, Luo Lan showed a satisfied smile.
"Yes, yes, you're also a talent, what's your name?"
The capable diplomat respectfully said: "Your Highness, my name is Charles, and I am mainly responsible for dealing with the conflicts between the residents of the city. ”
Neighborhood committee's?
"Then you're a petty official, how could Ellie recommend you?" Luo Lan was interested.
Luo Lan didn't look down on him, but felt that Ellie's vision of people was a little accurate.
Charles, who was only in his thirties, was as sophisticated as he was fifty, and he responded: "I recommended myself, Miss Elle wanted to choose someone to go to Nanyuan to lead, and everyone was afraid, so I recommended myself." The contradiction between fiefs and fiefs is actually the contradiction between people, and I am good at dealing with them. ”
In fact, Charles did not make meritorious contributions to Nanyuanling, he just did what Luo Lan asked him to do, but this courage and acting skills are rare.
"Then tell me, how should I deal with the conflict with the second prince at present?"
Luo Lan raised her little hand and put on a posture of "Mr. teach me".
"Just like what His Highness is going to do now, seal the border, prohibit exchanges, and develop in a low-key manner."
Luo Lan raised his eyebrows, he looked at Charles a few more times, and found that this ordinary-looking man had a unique temperament.
Luo Lan clapped her hands with satisfaction: "Okay, Charles, you go to report to Ellie, you will be the acting city lord of Phuket City in the future, and when Phuket Island no longer blocks the border, I will hand over the outside world to you." ”
"Your Highness!"
The foreign minister, who would lead the strategy of conspiring with the south and the north in the future, was so admired by Luo Lan, Luo Lan didn't even know where he came from.
A few days later, Luo Lan completely blocked the port and the border.
He demanded that the soldiers strictly guard the east coast, forbidding anyone to enter and leave the island, blocking all news about the island, and the original fishermen were compensated and moved to the west coast happily.
In this way, for a long time after that, Phuket Island completely "disappeared" in the eyes of Nanyuan Ling, and no one knew what happened to Phuket Island, and of course, no one wanted to know.
And on the fifth day of the "Closed Country", Prince Luo Lan showed off his magical and terrifying weapon, an oval-shaped earthen jar.
Place an earthen jar next to a rock and ignite it to detonate it, and two or three earthen jars can blast a rock.
In the dark smoke and dust, the people were frightened and stunned.
The hard rock that had plagued the workers for countless days cracked, and under the incredible gaze of the workers, Barrett triumphantly broke open the fractured rock with his bare hands.
"Will it work? This is the latest weapon developed by our West Coast Industrial Base, made by that little girl Daisy and improved by Prince Luo Lan, called Explosive Bomb. ”
"It's terrible, you demonstrate a few more times!"
The workers were afraid to approach and needed a long acclimatization.
So, for two days in a row, the Guards went around teaching people to use explosive bombs, and even Elle, as a woman, used it.
The black smoke and fire in the city continued, although it was choking, but watching the hard rock crack, the workers were still smiling, especially the craftsmen, they were so happy, the bomb was simply black technology.
At this time, Luo Lan stood on the city wall, nibbling on wheat bales while smiling at the flowering Buji City, and of course, there were countless people passing by who saluted him, and these people were all going to carry gravel.
Under the power of the explosive bomb, even the hardest stone is vulnerable.
Luo Lan exhaled comfortably, this pit movement, which had almost dragged down Phuket's finances several times, was finally on the right track.
"The use of black powder was epoch-making, it gradually eliminated cold weapons and eliminated cavalry, but its first use was ironic. Who would have thought that the guy who tricked the black powder from the young and ignorant Mother of Bombs, Daisy, would use it to blow up a toilet. —"The Heavy Taste Conjecture About the Toilet Bomber Luo Lan"