32. Sequelae of diarrhea

As the sun rises, the sun shines through the window, and the soft light falls on the face of the owl Nighthawk, who is resting with his eyes closed, bringing a touch of warmth to it.

The owl nightjar smiled slightly, enjoying the hard-won peace. After a night's rest, although the strength has not yet recovered, the diarrhea has finally passed.

The wings are stretched out without hindrance and are comfortable!

The scent of flowers wafting in the air is wantonly, comfortable!

Drinking the honey water sent by the Queen of Bee in his hand, Shu...

"Bang!"

A loud knock came from outside the door, yes, it was the sound of the door being demolished.

"Ahem, ahem."

As soon as I drank the honey water in my mouth, before I could taste it, it was all squirted out.

The owl nightjar choked on tears, and its wings kept flapping on its chest, helping it to calm down.

"Old village chief, are you there! I'm coming for you! ”

The owl nighthawk finally came to his senses, and looked at Yu Xian, who was holding his door at the door, and was a little stunned.

Are you stupid? You're standing at my doorstep, looking at me with a freshly torn door, and you're going to ask me so loudly if I'm at home?

Oh my God, what kind of illness did I have to risk dying to save such a thing.

"Old..."

"Old Nima, hurry up and get Lao Tzu in. Blind, can't you see me? ”

Seeing that the owl nighthawk did not react, Yu Xian pulled his throat and was about to continue shouting, but the owl nighthawk on the opposite side hissed and overshadowed Yu Xian's voice.

Yu Xian's body shook, and the door panel in his hand almost fell off.

"If you are sick, you can talk and shout! Scared the hell out of me. ”

Yu Xian walked in slowly, and threw the door panel out with a flick of his hand.

"Bang!"

There was another loud noise, and then the windows in the room were smashed by the door panels that Yu Xian casually threw out, and the door panels were embedded in the windows to block out the sunlight.

The owl nighthawk blinked, and finally, wiped his glasses in disbelief, and looked at them again.

Yes, it's not fake, in less than a minute, the doors and windows of my house were demolished by a fish.

"Sit down."

Nighthawk sighed, wanting to think about it, but feeling weak.

Yu Xian pouted, looking unimpressed.

How can they be all these tofu scum projects everywhere, unscrupulous profiteers are really a huge group.

"Oh."

Yu Xian replied and walked towards the chair on the side.

The old village chief is quite good at enjoying it, and this thing that imitates a human rocking chair is really good.

Seeing Yu Xian walking towards the rocking chair he had just arrived, the owl nighthawk's pupils contracted suddenly. didn't care about the body that had not yet recovered, so he got up suddenly, pointed at Yu Xian and yelled.

"Wait! Stop it! Bastard! Don't sit! ”

"Bang!"

A second, just a second late, the rocking chair that was still fine turned into a pile of broken wood under Yu Xian's ass.

Forehead...

Yu Xian patted his buttocks, a little embarrassed. Even it began to notice the weirdness inside, how could its strength seem to have increased so much after pulling all night yesterday. At first, I thought it was the poor workmanship of the old village chief, but now it seems that what kind of workmanship problem is this, and it is clearly because I can't control my strength.

Looking at the house in front of him that had become messy because of himself, Yu smiled apologetically.

"What, old village chief, I'm sorry. Accident, pure accident. ”

"There's a bag on the table, you take it, go downstairs and find the fast swimmer frog and tell him that you want to join the rescue team. I'm tired, you go. Don't come and go if you don't have anything to do in the future, by the way, take the door for me when you go out..."

"Oh, you've already broken down the door, so you don't need to bring it."

The owl nighthawk closed his eyes, and it was like a nightmare.

Yu Xian opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but when he saw that the owl nighthawk didn't want to take care of himself, he closed his mouth again.

On the table is a small red cloth bag, I don't know what material it is made of, although it is not very beautiful, but it looks very practical. Yu Xian picked up the bag and didn't open it to look at it, but he felt that the things in the bag were faintly familiar.

This table is good, I'm afraid this texture is made of wood for hundreds of years, right?

Yu Xian saw that he was happy to hunt, and stretched out his hand to gently stroke the table. Then, with a "pop", the table was gone.

"Get out! Stupid! Get out of here! If I see you in three seconds, I'll kill you! ”

"Don't, old..."

"Three."

"Listen to me."

"Two."

"I'll go, I'll go."

Looking at the spiritual blades gathered next to the owl nighthawk, Yu Xian ran towards the door without looking back. Then with a twist of the foot, he hit the side of the door, and with a "bang", the position of the door doubled ...

"I'm sorry, old village chief, I didn't mean to!"

The owl nighthawk looked at the figure that was far away and wanted to cry without tears.

Luckily, I still have honey water to comfort myself.

The owl Nighthawk turned his head, and was beside the bed because of the honey water that had been knocked over by the impact just now.

"Goddamn bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

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"Well, I don't sleep well. The old cat's head is really, he was pulled into that bear yesterday, and he still has time to move today. ”

The fast-swimmer frog downstairs rolled over on the bed and rolled up the blanket tighter.

It's so comfortable, there's nothing more comfortable than a good night's sleep these days.

"Bang!"

"Uncle Swim Frog, are you there!"

Familiar sounds, familiar tastes.

Unfamiliarly, this time the door flew straight in and smashed straight into the fast swimming frog.

"Uncle Swimmer, where are you?"

Yu Xian walked in, deliberately avoiding the direction of the door because of embarrassment. But when I looked around the room, I didn't see a fast swimming frog.

Hey? Not there? Is this so resilient?

Yu Xian was a little depressed, and just as he was about to leave, a weak voice came from behind him.

"Come... Help! ”

Forehead... It seems to be doing bad things again.

Finally dragged the fast swimming frog out from under the door panel, Yu Xian was so tired that he was sweating profusely. It's not that this work is heavy, the main thing is that Yu Xian can't control his strength now, in case someone is not saved, he directly ripped his hand off, which is embarrassing.

Because he was worried that he would continue to damage the things in the house, Yu Xian had no choice but to help the fast swimming frog outside the house. The two men sat side by side against the wall, and this was the beginning of a formal conversation.

"The old cat told me about your intentions. To be honest, personally, I'm not very optimistic about you. I remember that you should be the king carp that I rescued from the fire, and our rescue team wants soldiers who can save people, not dead soldiers who go to die. But because of the old cat's pleading, I can't refuse, so I'll give you a chance to convince me. ”

The fast swimming frog closed her eyes, not knowing if she was still angry about what she had just done, and she didn't even look at Yu Xian.

Yu Xian was stunned.

"Convince you?"

"Yes, convince me."

Hiss~ This thing... Surprisingly easy!

Yu Xian was a little at a loss, he originally thought that there would be some difficult test, but he didn't expect it to be so simple.

"You don't have to be pressured, you can talk about your ideals or something, maybe you can convince me."

"I don't feel pressured."

"Uh, huh? What the? ”

"I said I didn't feel any pressure to convince you."

The fast swimming frog has a flat face, and he is very dissatisfied with the idle words.

"Hmph, boy, if you think that you can let me relax my conditions by virtue of the old cat's connections, then you are very wrong. Even if it were, it wouldn't be able to dictate to the rescue team. ”

Yu Xian shook his head.

"I didn't think about relying on the relationship of the old village chief, you were involved yesterday, I just went out to publicize it and you became popular. Captain Swimmer, are you not aware of the situation, you should please me. ”

"You... You stink! ”

Yu Xian had fun.

"What's the use of faces, there's no money to be made. Oh, by the way, just in case they don't believe me, I've got this one in mind. ”

As he spoke, Yu Xian took out the flatbread he bought from behind his back and handed it to the fast swimming frog.

The breast's eyes were about to pop out.

The round, steaming, fruit-scented flatbread was so tempting.

"Gross!"