Chapter Forty-Three: The Academy Grows Yogurt
CHAPTER XLIII
"Don't be inhibited, just sit down."
The Head of House led Diana to the Headmaster's Office, which she had never set foot in before, and to be honest, it was a completely different style from the classroom office.
Compared to a teacher, it's like working in a dog's hole. Abominable capitalism!
Sitting on the sofa used to receive VIPs, Diana sat on pins and needles, and she looked around in this ultra-luxurious office, trying to find something more down-to-earth.
And at this time, a bottle of yogurt was placed in front of her.
"Try it, this yogurt seems to be a popular drink among you young people."
Ha? Is there one? Shouldn't the watermelon juice from the snack truck be the most popular?
Although she was curious about the taste of the bottle of yogurt, Diana didn't take it, but looked at the head of the house sitting next to her.
"That...... What is the matter with you asking me to come here, Headmaster? ”
The head of the academy covered the corners of his mouth and said with a smile
"Hehe, Diana, relax, I don't eat people, I just haven't seen you for a long time and want to catch up with you."
The premise of the old story is that the two must have known each other for at least a long time, right? If I'm not mistaken, this is the second time we've met!? If it weren't for the other party's bad identity, Diana would definitely complain like this.
"Aha, ahaha, that's it."
Diana scratched the back of her head and smiled.
The head of the academy took a sip from the teacup, leaving a red lip print on the teacup and continued
"Speaking of which, Diana, how are you preparing for your tuition?"
Diana seemed to expect such a question, and immediately took out a small money bag in her arms and opened it, and the three gold coins in it were shiny with gold that she wiped, and since she got the ten gold coins as a reward, Diana spent two hours every day cleaning them, and every time she had to wipe them until her own perverted smile was reflected.
She's actually a dragon, isn't she?
"It's very harmful! It really made you earn, but let me ask you in advance, you didn't have any illegal crimes in the way you got this money, right? ”
The laws of this country are formulated by the royal family, it can be said that they are the royal law, and this time Diana is to serve the daughter of the royal law, even if she killed a lot of people directly or indirectly during the period, but it was all to protect the princess and helpless Ah ~
"Rest assured, Dean! Guaranteed not to steal or rob, absolutely clean! ”
Diana's patting her chest is exactly the same as when she once swore to join the Young Pioneers.
The head of the academy folded his legs crossed, and the whole person leaned back, and the living beauty was paralyzed.
"But the smell on your body is a little different~"
Could it be the so-called smell of blood? Shouldn't it be, how many days have passed? Diana subconsciously sniffed on her arm. Knowing the answer, Sisola didn't take a shower last night!!
This stench of paupers is no one but her!!
"I'm really embarrassed, Principal, I forgot to take a shower when I went out to play so crazy yesterday~ Hey"
And the head of the academy didn't move, the corners of his mouth curved into an imperceptible arc, and he kept looking at Diana meaningfully.
Under this gaze, she quickly reached the limit of what she could bear, and she stood up to say goodbye to the head of the house before leaving.
"Wait a minute"
The Dean's voice came from behind her, causing Diana to involuntarily stop and look back.
"Take this bottle of yogurt home and drink it"
As soon as Diana was about to say no to the bottle of yogurt, she flew towards her with a sound that pierced the air, a speed comparable to the shuriken thrown by the man in black at that time.
"Whew~~~!!"
The robotic arm perfectly held the bottle of yogurt in his hand, and the shock wave it brought blew Diana's hair and the corners of her clothes, and it can be said that if it hits an ordinary child, it will be at least half a life.
The flattering smile on Diana's face was gone, replaced by a cold, dangerous expression.
She unscrewed the yogurt bottle, leaned against the door, took a sip and threw it back in.
"Thank you for the head of the house's yogurt, no need to send it."
She turned away without looking back, one hand in her pocket and the other waving goodbye.
When the other person is not showing kindness to herself, Diana will respond in the same way.
The yogurt bottle that whistled like a cannonball was picked up in the head of the house very lightly, and after she smiled and watched Diana leave, she leaned back on the sofa and opened the lid to take a sip in the same place.
Then she clicked her lips and frowned slightly, as if she was remembering something, and suddenly she slapped her thigh, and then there was a look of confusion.
"Why does this yogurt smell like a pancake?"
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Ignoring the head of the house, who was wondering why there was a pancake-flavored yogurt, Diana was in some minor trouble at the moment.
"Yo Yo ~ Look who this is?"
The malicious voice of a child was worse in Diana's eyes than scraping a blackboard with her fingernails.
She looked up impatiently at the boys who were always at odds with her in the class and always looking for trouble, and what they were most passionate about at this age was to find peers who didn't fit in with her.
Then through various ways to squeeze out isolation, to establish their own ethereal sense of superiority.
And Diana, who is so poor that she can't afford to pay the tuition, is naturally the best target.
"Where are you going? Is there enough for tuition? ”
They surrounded Diana and wouldn't let her leave.
"What does it have to do with you, get out of here!"
Diana did not hide her disgust and disdain, and if the flowers of her homeland were all of this color, then she would not mind applying some fertilizer to them.
"What? Annoyed and angry? Look at your style of coming out of school, are you kneeling on the ground and begging the dean to give you a month of grace? Hahaha! ”
The boys around him laughed together, and they didn't plan to let go of Diana's posture easily, and Diana sighed deeply.
"Alas~ I ask you a question"
Scarlet eyes swept over the crowd around them
"Do you prefer the men's or women's restrooms?"
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Looking at the backs of those boys crying and running, Diana began to reflect on whether she had gone too far, how to say that people are still children, should you start lightly...... Fart!!
There is nothing worse in this world than a child! If there is a boy of this age! I kicked in after they closed their mouths, and it was already benevolent, okay? Diana felt that she could be selected as one of the top ten people who moved the imperial capital by virtue of this incident.