In the quiet alley, Su Ziye and the fat man looked at each other.

It's weird enough for a 'martial arts master' to pop out for no reason, and now this martial arts master actually asked them to stab him?

Is there something wrong with our ears or are you having something wrong with your brain?

What's more, the word 'poke' is very ambiguous...

The fat man quietly clenched the wooden stick in his hand, and asked in a low voice, "Hero, are you testing us?" ”

"Of course not... But if you don't do it, you'll all die today. The young man's smile was still gentle, but his eyes kept flickering, as if the tyranny he had endured for a long time was about to be released.

"Oh well..."

The fat man took a deep breath and shouted as if to cheer himself on, then swung his club and jerked it at the young man.

Su Ziye's eyes couldn't help but widen, as if he could already foresee the young man's misery next, but soon he lowered his head again, with a look of lovelessness.

Because the wooden stick just poked at the opponent's chest like a dragonfly, the force is estimated to not even kill mosquitoes, let alone people... And the fat man who did this action jumped back as quickly as if he was facing a great enemy, flexibly like a panda with wings.

“......”

The young man probably didn't expect this fat man to be so cheap, and he was stunned for a long time before he reacted, and nodded unwillingly: "Okay, even if you stabbed me... What about you? ”

Su Ziye pointed at himself: "Me? I'm coming too? ”

The young man looked up at the sky and said with a solemn face: "Hurry up, I smell the slivers." ”

Mad's retardation!

Su Ziye rolled his eyes, took the wooden stick from the fat man, and also took a deep breath: "Then I'll poke it lightly..."

"Whatever, anyway, you... it..."

Before the young man could finish speaking, he saw the stick grow bigger and bigger in his sight, and then slammed it into his face.

The severe pain made him forget everything for a while, tears and nosebleeds all flowed out, and he looked so miserable.

Su Ziye was unforgiving, and directly bullied him, and the wooden stick in his hand turned into a storm and smashed towards the other party's body. The fat man was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this guy to be so violent, so he gritted his teeth and rushed forward, and the two cooperated with a burst of punches and kicks, and the scene was extremely spectacular.

The sound of 'popping' was heard in the alley, and the young man gradually changed from a standing position to a squatting position, and finally fell directly to the ground, as if he were dead.

"Stop... Stop, let's fight again... Fight this guy is going to... I'm going to die..."

The fat man panted and stopped Su Ziye, and the latter was also tired and sweaty, and he gasped for a long time before he smiled proudly: "I've never beaten someone so cool." ”

"Totally agree!"

The two looked at each other and smiled, and the fat man then pulled out a handcuff from the waistband of his trousers, trying to subdue the prisoner first.

But then he was stunned, because the man who was lying on the ground suddenly opened his eyes, and Furui Wubo's eyes didn't look like he was injured at all.

"Holy!"

Of course, Su Ziye also saw it, he hurriedly picked up the wooden stick and prepared to continue smashing it, but halfway through the swing, he was steadily caught by a hand, and a huge force came from the other end of the wooden stick, so that his whole person was involuntarily thrown aside.

The fat man didn't know what to do, he couldn't beat it, and he couldn't escape, so he could only squeeze out a smile: "Hey, are you still satisfied with the big *health* service just now?" ”

The young man ignored him, slowly got up from the ground with his hands on the ground, patted the dust on his body, and then grinned: "You guys are really bold~"

Su Ziye rubbed his aching wrist and said aggrievedly, "You let us fight." ”

"Forget it, it's rare to meet two interesting guys, so let's let you die clearly..."The young man said in a faint mocking tone while playing with the deformed gold wire glasses on his hand: "You must be sorry why I let you hit me first... It's very simple, because I am a reincarnation who has mastered the power of evolution, and I am trapped in the shackles of the main god's law, and I can't take the initiative to attack mortals. But as long as you do it first, the Lord God's Law will disappear, so that I can clap you like ants stepping on death. ”

“......”

The two glanced at each other inexplicably, the fat man thought that the other party really had a problem with his brain, while Su Ziye was wondering if there was any cartoon recently, Xiao Lori claimed to be the main god, and the guy in front of him claimed to be a reincarnation... Why is it that one or two are not lightly poisoned?

The atmosphere suddenly became honey and embarrassed, and the fat man thought that he had found a way to deal with neuroses, and said with a dry cough: "That... Actually, I'm the biggest. ”

Su Ziye nodded in agreement: "Actually, I'm Colonel Chu!" ”

"Stupid mortals..."The man shook his head angrily, sneered and raised a hand, "Then let you see the power from the Summoner's Canyon!" ”

Summoner's Rift?

Sounds so familiar...

Su Ziye was guessing what role the other party was playing, but the next second he was really dumbfounded.

I saw that a cloud of blue light suddenly emerged from the white palm, even in the daytime, the light was so dazzling, and gradually broke away from the control of the palm, forming a miniature ball of light in mid-air.

Countless arcs of electricity swirled around the surface of the ball of light, and even from such a distance, the terrifying power could be felt.

"Damn... Acting in a movie? ”

Su Ziye was already stunned, but the fat man looked at him inexplicably: "What are you acting in?" ”

He pointed ahead: "Can't you see?" ”

The fat man looked inexplicable: "What do you see?" ”

"Can't you really see it?"

"What the hell do you see!?"

THE FAT MAN IS GOING CRAZY, IS THIS A NEWLY CREATED COSPLAY TERROR ORGANIZATION? Hypnotizing people through internal strength and thoughts? Otherwise, this guy would have become so nervous!

Su Ziye was even more surprised than the fat man, why was only he able to see that ball of light?

This is not scientific!

He just wanted to explain something to the fat man, but he saw that the ball of light had left his hand, and then flew towards the two of them like a gust of wind!

Su Ziye didn't have time to remind him, so he could only fly up and push the fat man to the ground in a vicious dog posture, and at the same time, the ball of light also exploded in front of the two of them, and with a bang, it fell like thunder, raising countless dust.

The dust gradually dispersed, and Su Ziye looked there with palpitations, only to see that the ground that had been good was blown to pieces, and the rubble was scattered, as if it had been ravaged by small bombs.

"It's... What the hell is going on? ”

The fat man was still in a state of confusion, the moment Su Ziye pounced just now, he even thought that the other party was going to insult him, and everything that happened after that shocked him even more.

In his professional level, he knew that there were no explosives on the ground at all, and the young man's hands were empty, so it was impossible to cause such a strong explosion.

"I know, it turns out that Lao Tzu is dreaming! This is the bridge of the hero saving the beauty, ahhahahaha! ”

“......”

The young man and Su Ziye glanced at the fat man who was laughing with his hands on his hips, and looked at each other very tacitly, both expressing some helplessness.

"Ignore that ant, you're kind of surprising to me." The young man nodded at Su Ziye, "If you can avoid my 'electric energy shock', it seems that you are also a reincarnation." ”

"Reincarnated..."

Su Ziye didn't speak, everything that happened today subverted his cognition, if it weren't for the fact that his body was still aching faintly from the aftermath of the explosion, maybe he would have thought that this was a dream like the fat man.

And... He felt as if he had forgotten something very important, and even the enemy couldn't help but think about it for now.

What the hell is going on...

Reincarnators... The world of reincarnation... The Lord God...

Hey? Lord God?

"Since you don't want to say more, then obediently suffer death, although you may only be a one-star reincarnation, but it's better than nothing, and it's not bad to help me gain experience."

Just when Su Ziye had already caught some key clues, the young man was impatient to speak, and then he snorted softly, and a blue arc surrounded his body.

"Wait a minute... Maybe we can talk! ”

"Talk? Who are you going to talk to me? ”

"I know the Lord God!"

"Oh?" The young man couldn't help but laugh: "What reincarnation doesn't know the Lord God?" ”

"Really, really, she's living in my house now!"

“......”

The young man glanced over with caring eyes, and then stopped talking nonsense, and the blue arc suddenly skyrocketed, engulfing the two of them in the next second.

At this moment, there was a sudden 'popping' footsteps in the quiet alley, from far and near, unhurried and slow.

As the figure gradually became clearer, the young man realized that it was a very strange combination of old and young.

One is a twelve- or thirteen-year-old little Lori, with bright eyes and bright teeth, a faint mocking smile on the corner of her mouth, obviously indifferent, but it is enough to make heaven and earth lose color;

The other is an old man in his fifties, tall and thin, with a shiny bald head, and even more exaggeratedly, he is actually wearing a lama robe, as if he has just arrived from the movie set.

Little Lori glared at Su Ziye very unhappily, but she didn't mean to be angry, but a bit like a coquette, and then she glanced at the young man again, her eyes were cold, and her expression was extremely arrogant.

"He's right, I'm really the main god~"