Chapter 59 Huang Xiaoxia strikes iron, and the sword demon drinks blind wine
On the south bank of the river, there is a Wangbei Building, the name is very good, go to see the big river east here, and then taste the craftsmanship of the master in the building, the literati are and the character comes to give a poem again, and the end is extremely elegant.
It's just that literati don't come often, and poetry is not every day, otherwise wouldn't everyone be a fairy saint in poetry?
Therefore, there are usually more ordinary scholars, or high-rollers in the building to eat and drink, of course, but the eating and drinking is less interesting, so a platform was set up, and storytellers came here to tell stories and help the wine.
With a snap, Xingmu smashed on the small table, and the story was about to begin.
The storyteller's small plank is called the waking wood, but in fact, many people have similar small boards, the teacher's is called 'Hu Qi', the monk's hand is called 'precepts', and the Taoist priest is 'Zhentan Wood', the higher you go, the more terrible it is.
The county official's name is 'Jingtang', the handsome man holds the 'Huwei', the scholar's hand is called 'Zuo Chaogang', the queen uses 'Fengxia', and the emperor smashes 'Zhenshan River'!
Today, the storyteller is a blind man, and when he shoots the plank, I am afraid that he will not be able to find it later, but his voice is so strong that as soon as he opens his mouth, it feels as if he has entered the battlefield, and the sound of sand is all the sound of sand.
"Don't talk about the king's eternal affairs, don't talk about the rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, today the old man will tell you about it, and do chivalrous deeds in the city.
In Bingzhou City, Liangxi Road, there is a prince who is terrible.
Liang Wangfu, how big, how can there be a little prince.
The little prince, who is young, is a prince who visits the kiln,
Stay in the immortal building, stay in the immortal building, there is a beauty who can sink the fish.
The beauty attracted many young heroes, and today they will do chivalrous deeds.
Chivalrous deeds, if you want to kill, it is the little prince who kills.
The young heroes, the little prince, fought for a beauty.
……
But it is said that Xu Wei, the white man in the south of the Yangtze River, has few opponents with a long sword, and Xiaoshan's swordsmanship is even more true. Seeing that Shizi, he immediately held his sword and shouted, "Ah! But you killed my master? ”
Shizi shook his head and dodged, "What does your master have to do with me?" ”
As soon as Bai Xia heard it, he knew that this son was a slippery person, where could he tell him more? At that moment, he stabbed with a sword, and for a while, the sword aura in the building was ......"
Not to mention, this storyteller has a powerful mouth, and for a while, the foam is just right for the diners to drink, and many people are fascinated by it, like people who listen to books, most of them like to have a hoarse voice, and the more hoarse it is, the more interesting it is.
There was a lot of talk in between.
A high-roller looked like a humanitarian: "I said, what is going on with the prince of Liang?" Why, all of a sudden, there are more sons? ”
One of the people at the same table said with a knife: "Do you need to talk about this?" It must be the wild seed of King Liang who was out there and ran back to recognize his father. ”
"But why, so many warriors haven't killed this wild species?"
"Silly! Does this need to be asked? It must be because he is a lot of lackeys of King Liang. ”
"That's right! Those chivalrous men are also not smart, why do they have to go to the state to do righteous deeds? ”
"Where else else could I go?"
At this time, a student-like person on the table next to him took over the conversation, "I heard that the prince of Liang seems to have gone to Liaodong to join the army, it is better to rob and kill halfway." ”
Another person next to him interjected, "Robbery? How can it be so easy, I heard that the son of the world led a hundred horses, and he couldn't find them when he left Liangxi Road. ”
The student was surprised: "How is it possible? ”
"It is estimated that it must be a secret sneak, and their old Wu family also knows that someone has to make it difficult for them."
A rich man Fu Su smiled and said: "This little prince seems to be good, he really went to join the army." ”
A gentleman in the distance said angrily: "Bah! From what bullshit army? It's not to make some idle military exploits, so that he can inherit the prince in the future. In today's world, the world is peaceful, and there is a fart fight! ”
The crowd chimed in, "Yes! It must be so, thinking that the little prince has arrived in the army, he may not be able to be powerful! ”
Some people also sighed, "Hey, how can I let the Wu family come to Hu here?!" ”
The diners in the north building are listening to the story while gossiping, and it is really lively.
But I saw a little girl, with a smile on her face, holding a small basket in her hand, walking from table to table, everyone knew that this was to ask for some reward, basically, those who could come to Wangbeilou to eat were not bad for these children, and they heard a bang.
The little girl had a bigger smile on her face, as if these copper plates were the cutest.
But at this time, someone rushed in!
"You bastards who know how to eat and drink, and judge other people's strengths and weaknesses! But have you seen it with your own eyes, or have you heard it with your own ears? Fucking full and have nothing to do, right? ”
This person, dressed in clothes, with patches stacked on top of each other, and a sword scabbard hanging from his waist, spoke majestically, and he had the posture of wanting to fight the tongue in the North Tower.
"Where's the idiot?"
"What's going on with this guy?"
Many diners started talking, but some simply got up.
"Phew! Do you count that green onion? What nonsense is being said? ”
As soon as this man came out, he showed his saber.
"Fuck! You call me? Xiaoxia: I said you were talking nonsense! ”
The two sides couldn't talk about anything right away, so they just started it.
Ah!
Smack!
The man in the patched clothes and the scabbard was thrown out of the North Tower!
"Just you?"
"It's not a small tone!"
"Hahaha......"
When everyone saw this, there were many ridiculers, and the patched clothes immediately got up and scolded into the north building.
"Who the fuck laughs today! It was born to Lao Tzu and his mother! ”
As soon as these words came out, I turned around and ran!
In the Wangbei Building, there was a lot of scolding, mostly shouting that this person was a bad breed or something......
Who else could this person be?
Naturally, it is Huang Tianhua, a little man in the rivers and lakes, but didn't he worship the sword demon Xie as a teacher?
But I saw that Huang Tianhua went around half of the city, and then he arrived in a courtyard, and he ran all the way to a well, and poured it into his mouth.
"Apprentice, what's the matter?" I don't know when the sword demon senior was already sitting in the courtyard.
When Huang Tianhua saw it, he immediately put down the bucket and shouted at the sword demon: "You old guy! My apprentice was bullied and didn't know how to help! ”
But I heard the sword demon senior laugh and said, "Hahaha...... I'm a chivalrous man, speaking up for my friends, although my fists and feet are not good, but my mouth is powerful, why should I help? ”
"Phew!" But Huang Tianhua was angry, "You old guy doesn't know how to be ashamed?" Xiaoxia, I was really blind that day, I thought that you, this old guy, was known as a sword demon, and his means were naturally wonderful, but I didn't want to, it was bluffing at all, Xiaoxia had been apprenticed for so long, you hadn't even taught a move and a half, went out to fight or became someone else's sandbag, your face as a master is not red? ”
The Sword Demon laughed even more, "Hahaha...... I'm an old man, what's the use of asking for face? Besides, you go out and tell others, just say that you are a closed disciple of the sword demon Xie Donglai, you go and talk about it, and see if someone writes from you. ”
It turned out that the sword demon senior's name was Xie Donglai, and Huang Tianhua didn't know about it until a while after apprenticeship, but now the words of this old-timer are ......
"Scoundrel!" Huang Tianhua scolded.
Yes, who will you say to when you go out at this time, who will believe that Huang Xiaoxia is a sword demon?
"Hahaha...... "The Sword Demon old-timer is very happy, maybe accepting this apprentice makes his old face dull, but laughter is indispensable all day long, not bad."
Huang Tian can't turn his anger, he really regrets his apprenticeship, but right now, there is no regret medicine, what should I do?
But I heard the sword demon old-timer laugh and said, "You kid, do you still continue to learn swords?" ”
"Humph!" Huang Tian snorted, returned to the house, and went out from the other end of the courtyard.
Across the street, there was a clanging sound, but it was an iron shop, this shop was not small, the front sold ironware, the back was beaten, the stove had a big one, three small ones, Huang Tianhua walked to the back, got a small stove.
"It's coming!"
"Hmm."
There are not many words, most of the men who strike iron are like this, they are full of pimple meat, they need strength to strike iron, the stove is also hot, they always sweat, and they have to be shirtless to be more comfortable.
Huang Tianhua shook his shirt, and then picked up a hammer by the fire.
Bite! While!
Bite! While!
The sound is very rhythmic, and the arms that were originally like noodles are also like chicken legs looking at the north building at this time.
Huang Tianhua thought to himself:
That old guy is really weird, and he doesn't pass on any wonderful swordsmanship, but he called Lao Tzu to strike iron, and what did he say, he had to make a sword by himself, and the sword was completed, so that he could learn the sword.
Fuck it!
Huang Tianhua actually has a spectrum in his heart, he can really play a sword, isn't it stronger than before?
In the past, his hand was hard, Mo Xie, just a wooden sword.
Xie Donglai, the sword demon in the small courtyard, listened to the sound of the iron, and the smile on his face became more and more interesting, and he couldn't help but want to drink a little.
The tinkling continued, but the moon couldn't wait, it had already climbed up, and I don't know when, there was one more person in this small courtyard, and it was also an old man.
"Old man Xie, don't come unharmed."
"Come less! Called an old man by this old guy, can I still be fine? ”
"Haha...... Old man Xie still has that temper, which makes people close. ”
"Get out! I don't need you to be close to you, old man! ”
"Haha......"
The old man laughed, but with a shake of his hand, he flew out of a wine jar and smashed it towards the sword demon.
Catching it steadily, the sword demon senior scolded: "You old thing, blind, and you're not afraid of hitting me?" ”
"Haha...... I just don't believe that the sword demon Xie Donglai will let this jar of good wine fall to the ground and shatter. "The old man turned out to be blind.
Open the altar and pour it, and be proud and dry.
"Good wine!"
"I know you like this bite!"
"You old thing still tell books?"
"Or will you feed my granddaughter?"
"Haha...... I don't believe that the second killer in the world can't afford to raise his grandchildren. ”
"Old man, I'm number one! First! ”
"Hahaha...... I know you're going to be angry when you say this, hahaha...... Come, drink! ”
"Drink!"
Two old men, you come over the altar, and I go over the altar, and I drink happily.
Finally, the blind old man asked, "What do you want to do in the future?" ”
The sword demon replied casually, "When that kid gets my swordsmanship, I will go up the river, and I will meet Wang Yinyang for a while." ”
After saying that, he continued to drink, and there was a jingling sound......