31, the strange Liu Banxian

Daliao and Dahua have an alliance of "friendship and mutual assistance", and large-scale wars cannot be fought, but small-scale armed conflicts have never been broken. The soldiers defending the city www.biquge.info were very conscientious, and every person who entered the city would be carefully examined, and when they encountered a "violation" amount of money, the soldiers would dutifully seize the extra money.

Especially when I met the Da Liao people who wanted to go to the city to do business, the exploitation was even more powerful. So in order to enter Tianshan City, Wu Zheng, who was dressed as a Liao, spent a lot of money.

So when Wu Zheng passed the city gate, the first thing he decided to do when he entered the city was to quickly buy a set of clothes for the two of them to change into.

Ding Yueming covered her face with a veil before entering the city, and a look like her, which brought disaster to the country and the people, could easily cause some unnecessary trouble in a border city with extremely poor public security.

The two of them casually found a shop to change the clothes on their bodies, and Ding Yueming, who changed into a gorgeous costume, changed his painting style from a glamorous pearl outside the plug to a slim little jasper, which made people feel refreshed and happy between a smile and a smile.

Wu Zheng took Ding Yueming's tender little hand, and suddenly had a strange idea in his heart, if he led Ding Yueming to stand in front of his ex-girlfriend, what kind of expression would the other party have?

"Can a poor bastard like you find a girlfriend with a wreck? Stop dreaming! That is, I have a good heart, pity you, and I have been with you stupidly for three years! What his ex-girlfriend said when they broke up, Wu Zheng has not forgotten it to this day. At this moment, he really wanted to tell the other party that not only did he have a girlfriend, but he was also a hundred times more beautiful than her!

Although, she's just a virtual character......

Ding Yueming found that Wu Zheng was looking out of the window blankly, so he gently put his hand on the back of Wu Zheng's hand and asked with concern, "What's wrong?" Wu Zheng came back to his senses and said with a smile: "It's nothing, I remembered the past." "The idea just now is so ridiculous, how can I bring a virtual character to the real world?

Wu Zheng paused, and suddenly said apologetically: "I'm really bad, you've been hungry for a day, and I still have the heart to think nonsense here." Let's go, my husband will take you to the best restaurant in Tianshan City to eat! ”

Ding Yuemingqiao's face flushed slightly, knowing that her stomach was screaming again. She was really hungry at the moment, but she just kept it from talking. So when Wu Zheng took her hand, he obediently followed Wu Zheng towards Deyue Tower.

The shopkeeper in Deyue Lou recognized Wu Zheng at a glance, this little bastard who picked the door and came home is here again! He stood in front of Wu Zheng's table with a stinky face and asked, "What do you want to eat?" As soon as Wu Zheng saw his appearance, he knew that this guy was still haunted by what happened last time, and it seemed that he still hadn't learned his lesson. However, there was Ding Yueming next to him today, and Wu Zheng didn't bother to bother with him, so he ordered a few good dishes at random and waved his hand to let the shopkeeper leave.

"This Dongpo meat is quite authentic, it is fat but not greasy, and the taste is mellow and thick, wife, try it."

This dish is called West Lake vinegar fish, it is a famous dish in Beijing, it also has a name called "uncle and sister-in-law Chuanzhen", there is an interesting story in it, you eat it first, and then your husband will tell you. ”

"Ahh And this! Your husband and my favorite, Fruit Wood Smoked Goose! Goose thighs for you, don't worry about weight, just let go and eat! ”

Seeing that his bowl was almost full of dishes sandwiched by Wu Zheng, Ding Yueming gently pressed down Wu Zheng's chopsticks and said with a smile: "Xianggong, don't patronize the dishes for me, you can also eat more." ”

Regarding the strange titles of "husband" and "wife" in Wu Zheng's mouth, Ding Yueming couldn't adapt to it for a while, so he still called Wu Zheng Xianggong.

Wu Zheng said: "I've eaten these dishes a long time ago, but you can't even eat a full meal these days, you see you've lost weight!" After speaking, he sandwiched another meatball and put it in Ding Yueming's bowl.

Ding Yueming shook his head and smiled bitterly, but his heart was as happy as eating honey. She lost the love of her family since she was a child, and then it was common for her to be beaten and scolded by Mei Renxing's side, I thought that this life would go on miserably, but I didn't expect God to have mercy and let me meet Wu Zheng, a good man.

Seeing that Wu Zheng hugged the smoked goose and bit off the goose fart/strand, making his mouth full of oil, Ding Yueming hurriedly took out a handkerchief and wiped it carefully for him, complaining in his mouth: "There are so many delicious foods here, why eat such a dirty place." ”

Wu Zheng smiled evilly: "I like farts the most!" Ding Yueming couldn't hear the meaning of his words, but he really liked to eat and didn't care.

The two were eating, when they suddenly heard the second shopkeeper's shouting and scolding from outside the gate: "Get out of the way if you stinky for food!" Is this your begging ground? Disturb our business, be careful that I tear down your old bones and feed them to the dogs! ”

I saw an old woman in tattered clothes leading a pair of seven or eight-year-old children, standing at the door of Deyue Tower begging for food. The shopkeeper crossed his waist, pointed at the old woman proudly and said, "In this chaotic years, your family is dead?" Your son died in battle, and that's his life. If you want me to say, you can't afford to live on your own, old woman, and you have two little burdens, so you might as well sell them quickly! ”

The old woman was holding two crying children, and her face was full of misery. At this time, a teenager walked up to the shopkeeper, he coughed lightly, and said to the shopkeeper: "Xiaoer, I have something to say to you!" The shopkeeper looked back and saw that it was Wu Zheng, and his face showed impatience: "What's the matter?" …… Ah, what does the guest officer command, the little one will do it immediately! ”

With a silver ticket of one hundred taels to attract the eyes of the shopkeeper, Wu Zheng led him aside and whispered: "I have something for you to do, if you do it, the money is yours!" Would you like to? The head of the shopkeeper is like a chick pecking at the rice and notching: "Guest officer, don't worry, you are satisfied with the small service package." ”

Wu Zheng nodded with satisfaction and said: "My lady just went to the temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and by the way, she asked for a signature, and the person who signed the sign said that we should do more good deeds, but we can't let people know." It so happened that my lady saw that the old woman was pitiful, and wanted to give them a meal. It's up to you to treat these three to a full meal on our behalf. ”

The shopkeeper was happy when he heard it, and there is such a fool who does good deeds without leaving a name? What can the old woman and the three little children eat? I don't lose money anyway, and I can still get a good reputation, why not? Thinking of this, he nodded again and again, and promised Wu Zheng to complete the task.

Subsequently, the old woman and the two children were "invited" into the Deyue Building by the shopkeeper who had a 180-degree change in attitude, and the two children were scared to cry because of the shopkeeper's overly enthusiastic behavior. What made them even more surprised was still behind, the old woman thought that it would be good for the other party to give a few bowls of leftovers, but she didn't expect that the shopkeeper actually prepared a table for them, and then served a table of delicious meals.

The old woman was moved to tears, and led the two children to thank the shopkeeper again and again. And the shopkeeper looked righteous and awe-inspiring, saying that as a citizen of Dahua, although he could not go into battle to kill the enemy, he had always respected those heroes and martyrs who sacrificed their lives for the country, and it was necessary to invite their relatives to have a light meal.

Wu Zheng was the first to stand up and praise the shopkeeper loudly, saying that he respected the old and loved the young, which was the heart of the Bodhisattva, and at the same time called on everyone present to learn from the spirit of the shopkeeper. Everyone applauded and expressed their high respect for the character of the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper listened to everyone's praise, and calculated an account in his heart: five dishes plus three bowls of rice, plus counting the ten meat buns they took away, a total of only more than 30 taels of silver, and he could make a net profit of more than 60 taels! Hahaha, I'm almost catching up with my three months' salary! This time it's a double earning!

After the old woman and the child finished eating and left with a thousand thanks, the shopkeeper immediately ran to Wu Zheng's table to receive the reward. Wu Zheng generously stuffed the 100 taels of silver ticket into the hand of the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper happily put away the silver ticket and was about to leave.

Wu Zheng grabbed his hand and said, "I'll give you a word, accumulate good deeds, add blessings and increase longevity." The shopkeeper nodded his head in thanks, but said with disdain in his heart: "If you want to do good, you can go, Lao Tzu only needs money!" ”

Ding Yueming and Wu Zheng walked out of Deyue Tower, and when they saw Wu Zheng shaking his head again and again, they asked strangely, "Xianggong, why are you shaking your head?" Wu Zheng sighed and said, "This guy is still obsessed, it's really not worth pitiing!" After speaking, he put the one hundred taels of silver tickets in his hand into Ding Yueming's hand: "Pocket money for you." ”

If the shopkeeper had been humbly taught just now, he wouldn't have used this trick "empty hands", but unfortunately this guy's eyes betrayed him, so this time it should be all for him to remember!

"Childe in front, please stay!" Suddenly, an eager voice came from behind him, Wu Zheng looked back, and saw a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe chasing him out of the Deyue Tower, holding a bamboo pole hanging with a white cloth, and wrote: "Clever calculation."

Oh, it turned out to be a fortune teller.

As a literate and scientific young man of the 22nd century, Wu Zheng was not interested in the god stick at all, and he was ready to take Ding Yueming to continue walking, ignoring the middle-aged Taoist priest.

"Wu Zheng, Wu Gongzi, Poor Dao not only knows your past and present lives, but also knows that you want to leave here and return to a place where you can't go back. It just so happens that Poor Dao knows how to go back, don't you want to hear it? The middle-aged Taoist priest suddenly spoke.

Wu Zheng trembled as if he had been struck by lightning, he turned his head and looked at the face of the middle-aged Taoist priest in shock, and asked in a dumb voice, "You, what did you just say?" ”

The Taoist priest twisted his beard and smiled, and said, "Poor Daoist Liu Banxian, Wu Gongzi, let's take a step to speak, how about it?" ”