"Bastard, get me on to the clinic and sit on the table, is it really okay for you to lie on the couch and watch cartoons all day long?" Xia Li looked at Wu Biao, who snatched her remote control, and then directly changed the channel to look at the Saint Seiya, and scolded angrily.

"It's only an hour, I'll go back to the clinic after these two episodes!" Brother Biao smiled, not blushing at all for his actions.

“…… Do you dare to be shameless? ”

"Just kidding, Brother Biao's face is so handsome, it's definitely a hundred times stronger than that Pan An!"

"I don't know who Pan An is, but ......"

Xia Li glared at Wu Biao with extreme disdain: "Even if you don't say that you have a face that you can't recognize without talking in the pile of embarrassing people, just a bastard like you who grabs TV and watches cartoons with your little sister all day long, you will never find a wife!" ”

", Brother Biao has a wife!" Wu Biao looked proud.

"Huh?" Xia Li was really shocked this time, and then looked at Wu Biao with suspicion and said, "Blow, you continue to blow, just like you...... It's hard to imagine a woman who can like you! ”

"How is it possible, my wife loves me so much!" Wu Biao said unjustly: "I subdued her, so she is my mate!" ”

“……”

Xia Li's face suddenly darkened, and after half a sound, the corners of her mouth twitched: "Hey, what's the matter with your courtship method of this mountaintop savage, you won't really knock a woman out and carry it into the cave, Brother Biao, let me tell you...... That's a coercion, it's a crime! ”

"How is it possible, there were a lot of people in the cave at that time."

Xia Li didn't know how to complain...... I've really thought about co-authoring this product!!

Syllable!

Kurosaki, who was reading the newspaper in the back, smashed the newspaper directly on Wu Biao's head: "Bastard, what terrible thoughts are you instilling in my family's pure, immaculate, beautiful and lovely eldest daughter!" ”

Brother Biao scratched his head very aggrievedly: "Boss, I'll tell you the truth, what's wrong, why are you beating me?" ”

"......" Kurosaki Isshin.

It's good that I didn't cut you with a knife......

I really didn't bother to pay attention to Wu Biao, Kurosaki stepped forward to pick up the newspaper, and scolded angrily: "After reading it, hurry up and go to the clinic for me to stay, I will provide you with food and drink every day, you are good, watch anime here all day long!" ”

As he spoke, he casually patted the dust on the newspaper in his hand, glanced at it, and pouted: "What's the matter in Sakamachi, there were often road collapses a few years ago, and now there are sinkholes again." ”

Wu Biao didn't bother to pay attention to these useless news at all, and looked at Kurosaki very sensibly and said: "I can still help you fight, boss, if you look at someone who is unhappy, Brother Biao can help you beat him, and tell you that Brother Biao is old now, just that little dragon, I'll fight a bunch of them!" ”

Dragons?

Kurosaki was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, Wu Biao was talking about Ishida Ryuxian, and suddenly a burst of excitement appeared on his face...... But on second thought, he gave up on this tempting idea!

"Forget it, I've heard that you haven't gotten out of bed for ten days, why didn't you find out that you were so ...... before?"

"What?" Brother Biao suddenly glared: "Who said it, this is slander, absolute slander, who hasn't gotten out of bed for ten days!" ”

"You don't care who says it, just ask if you let people beat people and haven't gotten out of bed for ten days!" Kurosaki said with a look of disdain!

"......" Wu Biao blinked, his low IQ couldn't organize an effective refutation at all, after all, he really didn't get off the ground in the bed of the fourth team for ten days, and lived a good life of eating and stretching his hands!

"Hahahaha, you also have today, you deserve it!" Although Xia Li on the side didn't know what was going on, she still understood that Brother Biao was beaten, and suddenly burst into laughter on the sofa holding her stomach!

"What are you so happy about?"

The wanderer in the kitchen poked his head out and asked curiously!

"Youzi, Brother Biao was beaten, and he didn't get out of bed for ten days after being beaten!"

"Huh?"

The wanderer was suddenly taken aback, and hurriedly ran out of the kitchen, looked at Wu Biao with a concerned face and asked, "Brother Biao, how are you?" Did you hurt anything? ”

"......" Brother Biao's face darkened, stared at the big eyes and said: "How is it possible, Brother Biao won the battle, that tiger girl was by me honestly, what do you mean that I let people do it for ten days without getting out of bed, this is slander, absolute slander!" ”

Syllable!

Kurosaki Yixin directly slapped Brother Biao: "Bastard, in front of Youzi and Xia Li, speak civilly!" ”

"But...... I really won! ”

Ding dong!

"Who's going to come at this time?"

The wanderer muttered as he walked towards the door, and after opening the door, a tall figure was standing outside the door: "Brother Chadu, it's you, if you look for Brother Ichigo, he is not at home, he went out with his mother!" ”

"It's not!" Chadu shook his head, and then asked, "Is Brother Biao at home?" ”

"Yes." The wanderer nodded, and then invited Chadu in, and as soon as he entered Kurosaki's house, Chadu saw Wu Biao lying on the sofa, and walked over directly.

First said hello to Kurosaki Yixin, and then handed Wu Biao a bag of canned food and nutritional products.

"Haha, it's better to Chadu, I heard that Brother Biao came back and knew to send me food!" Wu Biao smiled.

Chadu Taihu said with a concerned face: "Brother Biao, I heard that you didn't get out of bed for ten days, are you feeling better now?" ”

"......" The smile on Wu Biao's face suddenly fell, and he stared at Chadu Taihu for a while before asking: "Chadu, who spread this, although I did lie on the hospital bed for ten days, but I won the battle, do you know, I really won." ”

Chadu Taihu was silent for a while when he heard this, and then nodded lightly: "Hmm! ”

The comfort in his words, even Wu Biao could hear it, this is no hair, otherwise Brother Biao would definitely have to pull his hair hard.

Why did it turn out that he had won the battle, but when it came to the mouths of this group of bastards, it completely changed its taste?

Ding dong!

"Ah, Brother Ishida, you're here too!" The voice of the wanderer came, and then the figure of Ishida Yulong appeared in the living room, and he also said hello to Kurosaki Yishin first, and ran to Wu Biao.

"Brother Biao, this is my hospital's medical card, if you feel uncomfortable, you can go and have a look, it's completely free to take this card to the hospital!" Ishida Yuryu said.

Wu Biao swore that he had never been so aggrieved in his life...... But that's not all!

Inoue Orihime also came, and as soon as she entered the door, she looked at Brother Biao with a concerned face and said, "Brother Biao, are your injuries better?" I'll treat you! ”

"So...... Which bastard told you I didn't get out of bed for 10 days? Wu Biao's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and even the shiny bald head faintly reflected the black glow.

"I met Mr. Urahara on the street, and he told me that Brother Biao, you had a fight with someone, and then he lay in the fourth team for ten days without getting out of bed." Inoue Orihime said.

Chado Taihu nodded: "Well, I also happened to meet Mr. Urahara on the way to the boxing club!" ”

Ishida Yulong pushed his glasses: "When I went to buy needles, I ran into Mr. Urahara." After that, he also looked at Wu Biao with a worried face and said: "Brother Biao, are you uncomfortable now, you can make such a strong recovery force lie down for ten days, the injury must be very serious!" ”

"Yes, Brother Biao, do you feel unwell, I'll help you treat it!" Inoue echoed.

"......" The taciturn Chadu Taihu didn't speak, but just kept scanning Wu Biao with the boxer's gaze, wanting to see where the injury was still not healed.

Wu Biao stood up directly from the sofa, stopped watching the cartoon, turned his head and walked outside!

"Eh, Brother Biao, what are you doing here?"

"I'm going to that cuckold for ten days and I can't get out of bed."

“……”