Chapter 46 Isn't barbecue just baking ingredients on a charcoal fire?
"You can't eat this thing to kill the teacher!"
Nagisa Shiota hurriedly pulled away the monster teacher who was about to dissect the lizard's tail, met everyone's puzzled eyes, turned the picture currently displayed on the mobile phone towards everyone, and said with a wry smile: "This tail is human!" ”
Humans will have tails? You're so funny about me!
"It's really human!" Looking at everyone's obvious expressions of disbelief, Nagisa Shiota explained: "There is a reporter from an island country in the United States who has just sent the latest news to China!" ”
"This tail is a man named Kurt. Connors's man, originally because of his physical disability, has been secretly developing a genetic drug that can regenerate people's limbs. ”
"As for why he turned into a lizard, because this guy used himself as an experiment to conduct illegal human experiments!"
Hearing Nagisa Tideda's explanation, Akabane Ye, who had finished pounding the barbecue grill, rushed to Nagisa Tidea one step at a time, snatched the mobile phone in the other party's hand, and after half a minute, the corners of his mouth twitched: "This thing really can't be eaten...... After all, in another way, this is human flesh! ”
"Vomit ——!" Irina retched, and if it weren't for Nagisa Shiota's timely explanation, she might have eaten the human flesh with the lizard's tail skin!
Damn monster, it's okay, why are you boasting about your lizard tail so seductively?
It's normal to kill people and see blood, this is the quality of a professional killer, but human flesh-
"Vomit ——!" Irina retched again, it's not a pervert, I really can't think about it, I can't stand it when I think about it, and the medicine can't be stopped!
The other people's faces are not very good-looking, although they are not serious enough to retch, but they still feel a little uncomfortable in their stomachs when they see the beautiful teacher vomiting so sourly.
Chen Fan, who was floating on the side, pouted, when did the truth come so timely?
The police arrived after the fact, and the reporter was able to report the truth first, and the time before and after this happened was not long!
Isn't Detective Conan, why can he find the truth in a few minutes?
"Chen Fan, there is another superhero in your country!" When Chen Fan was wondering, after Chi Hane returned the mobile phone to Shiota Nagisa, he said with a slight envy:
"A man in steel armor appeared at the scene of the accident, and the dominant lizard monster was solved in an instant, and it looks even more powerful than Spider-Man!"
"Now netizens call this new hero Iron Man!"
Steel armor? Iron Man? it! After Spider-Man, Tony is finally online!
In this way, the reason why the news was exposed so quickly seems to be caused by Jarvis's artificial intelligence, after all, Tony likes to play in a style of pulling the wind the most, and the current situation is very in line with the virtue of this goods!
Chen Fan figured out all the doubts, and at the same time his heart was stuffed, one Peter was enough to give him a headache, and now another Tony has appeared, if these two goods are added to the Hulk, they will properly form a demolition team alliance!
"Wow! This is Iron Man's armor...... It's so handsome and gorgeous! Nagisa Shioda secretly saved the picture, and the little Gundam is a man's romance!
The sci-fi armor is much stronger than Spider-Man's gymnastics suit!
……
"Monster, you throw this thing to the Ministry of Defense, I'll say hello over there and receive it!" Uruma Yuchen said with a dark face, Damn, I almost believed in the evil of this monster! Human flesh! Even if it's mutated, it's human flesh!
"Hehehe! This is a misunderstanding! Definitely a misunderstanding! The monster teacher scratched his head, met the resentful gaze, and laughed dryly.
I'm also very aggrieved, how did a good mountain delicacies become genetically mutated human meat!
It seems that his leek harvesting plan can only be stopped!
Grabbing the lizard's tail on the ground, the figure of the monster teacher shook slightly, and the body that originally appeared blurry became clear again after a few breaths.
The lizard's tail on the ground has disappeared, and it appears that it has been safely delivered to the base of the Ministry of Defense.
Looking at the monster teacher, he ran back and forth without using it in the blink of an eye, the corners of Wuma Yuchen's mouth twitched, reasonable, I haven't had time to take out my special mobile phone, so you just threw it over-
What a headache!
"I'll explain!" Rubbing his forehead, Uruma Yutomi stared at the monster teacher coldly, then turned around and walked to the side to make a phone call.
So, the barbecue meeting continued.
After experiencing a disgusting incident, everyone's emotions were not so entangled.
The people gathered here, to a certain extent, have a much more bearing area in their hearts than ordinary ordinary people.
"Anyway...... Who among you will barbecue....... After being warned by Wuma Yuchen again, Irina didn't dare to contact Chen Fan, standing not far away, looking at the people who were about to put the ingredients on the red barbecue grill, her eyes were a little dazed.
The barbecue in my memory doesn't seem to be like this-
"Isn't barbecue just baking the ingredients over a charcoal fire? At the same time, add seasonings while baking! Teacher Monster blinked, such a simple method, do you still need to know it?
Looking at several people with approving expressions, Chen Fan smiled hehehe.
Irina covered her forehead, a little sad, in order to become a professional killer who can walk all over the world, every time she goes to a strange place, when facing a language barrier, she will choose to find a local ordinary person with good looks to talk about love.
And barbecue is one of the delicacies to taste on the way to love!
"Teacher Biki...... The barbecue I know seems to be different from what the killing teacher said! Nagisa Shiota raised his hand, in fact, when he participated in this barbecue meeting, he noticed that something was wrong.
Now I understand -
It's all rubbish, uh, it's fair to say, it's all people with no culinary talent!
"Isn't there any of you who know how to cook?" Irina looked at everyone's expressions and sighed lightly, it seemed that her plan to taste the delicious barbecue had failed.
The maid lady has been sitting quietly in the corner, as a quiet beautiful girl.
Listening to the discussion of who would cook, Hilfi looked at the little boy floating in the air beside him, and the corners of his mouth pouted, I won't tell you that the young master defeated the previous American chef with a piece of egg fried rice!
(At S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, Chef Cage, who was busy looking for special talents, sneezed violently, rubbed his nose, looked around in confusion, sighed, squeezed a smile on his face, and ran towards the personnel management department of S.H.I.E.L.D. with a plate of deliciously fragrant dishes!) )
"I remember that there was a student in my class who was very good at cooking! And the taste of cooking is delicious! ”
Akabane Ye suddenly spoke, although he couldn't taste the delicacies of the mountains, but the barbecue could not be given up, and in front of a group of professional killers and army instructors, it was still a question whether the grilled food could be eaten.
"Akabane industry, you're talking about Kanzaki-san!" Nagisa Shiota opened her mouth, the food cooked by a beautiful girl is more delicious than a rough man!
Besides, who in this group knows how to cook? Hehe!
"As a teacher, I'm going to invite Kanzaki to come over for dinner!" The monster teacher immediately gave up his principles, a flicker, and before the three seconds were up, there was a girl in pajamas in its arms.
"Where is this?" Yukiko Kanzaki looked at the scene in front of her with a bewildered expression.