Chapter 7 Do not talk about ghosts and gods

Xiao Ming exhaled out of the system and looked at the chair fixedly, "Ding, a chair made of bamboo, you can sit on it." ”

Xiao Ming looked at it fixedly with his sleeves, "Ding, a dress made of linen, a pauper's attire, which is more common in remote areas and is easy to break." ”

Xiao Ming took out a bag of copper coins from his backpack and looked at it fixedly, "Ding, a bag of copper coins, has good purchasing power in remote areas." ”

Xiao Ming looked at a passing warrior fixedly, "Ding, a mysterious figure." ”

Xiao Ming was having fun with the system, and a sudden burst of fierce shouting from the World Channel caught Xiao Ming's attention.

"Report to Captain Yellowhair! Someone sneak attacked! ”

"Don't panic, listen to my command! The front team becomes the back team! Hold the boss! The back team becomes the front team! Be vigilant! ”

"! Which turtle son stabbed me in the ass? ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous."

"Rear team, hold on!"

"! Which turtle son threw a big knife at my buttocks? ”

"Huh? Where's my knife? ”

"Rear team, hold on!"

"Who saw my knife? Hurry up and return the knife to me, this boss is so big! I'm so scared! ”

"Report to Captain Yellowhair! There was no enemy sneak attack in the rear, only two passing by, saying that they wanted to find a convenient place to go. ”

"Don't be careless! Keep on the alert! Once you find that the two of them have signs of crossing the line, immediately send them back to life! ”

"Report to Captain Yellowhair! The two looked like they were still in kindergarten, and they said they couldn't hold it anymore. ”

"Simple! The rear team withstands! In an unknown world, we must not be deceived by the appearance of things, don't you find that things are too coincidental? Maybe it's an elaborate conspiracy. The rear team withstands! ”

"Where the am I going to have a knife?"

"Report to Captain Yellowhair! The boss firepower is too strong! The rear team asks for support! ”

"Don't run around, everyone! Listen to me! The front team becomes the back team! The back team becomes the front team! I'm here to spy on these two sneaky people myself. ”

"Am I the back team or the front team?"

"Did any well-wishers tell me where the knife was?"

"What about the backteam? Why the ran away from the front team? ”

"Report to Captain Yellowhair! The boss firepower is too strong! The rear team has been wiped out! The front team asks for support! ”

"Don't run around, everyone! Listen to me! The front team becomes the back team! The rear team withstands! ”

"I'll ask again! Who saw my knife? I couldn't find a knife, so I went offline to eat! ”

"Don't panic, everyone! These two sneaky people have seen through the trick by me, and they are so frightened that they wet their crotches and hide their faces and cry, and I am here to help you! Oops! Who threw the knife! ”

"Captain Yellow Hair has hung up! Let's divide our luggage and run for our lives! ”

"Don't panic, everyone! Now listen to me! Has anyone seen my knife? ”

……

Xiao Ming looked at the world channel that suddenly quieted down after a noise, and was silent for a long time, and suddenly, Xiao Ming felt a gaze on him.

Xiao Ming opened his eyes, and it turned out to be a ragged warrior of about three hundred pounds who was looking at him with concern on his face.

When the ragged warrior of three hundred catties saw Xiao Ming wake up, he was so excited that he burst into tears, "Dear villager and comrade, you have finally woken up." ”

Xiao Ming looked at the ragged three-hundred-pound warrior in confusion and scratched his head, "We've met?" ”

The tears that the three hundred jin warriors could not stop spurting out again, "Dear Mr. Villager, this chair you are sitting on is a bamboo cut by me. ”

Xiao Ming suddenly realized, and excitedly held the hands of the three hundred pound warriors, "My warriors, have you already defeated that evil goose?" ”

The tears that the three hundred pounds warrior could not stop spurted out again, "No! That evil goose is so powerful that we're all gone! ”

Xiao Ming was shocked, and tightly held the hands of the three hundred pound warriors, "Oh my God! It's terrible, are you the only one who survived? My warriors. ”

The tears that the three hundred pounds warrior could not stop spurted out again, "No! I wasn't spared. But we didn't give up, and the other warriors called for friends, gathered more powerful forces, and set off again. Only this time, they abandoned me......"

Xiao Ming was shocked, and tightly held the hands of the three hundred pound warriors, "Oh my God! It's horrible! So why did they abandon you? ”

The tears that the three hundred pounds of warriors could not stop gushing out again, "That evil goose pecked my ass, I can't keep up with the team!" ”

Xiao Ming was shocked, and tightly held the hands of the three hundred pound warriors, "Poor child, don't be sad, that evil goose will be ambushed, and at that time, I am willing to wash away your shame with my blood." ”

The tears that the three hundred pounds warrior could not stop spurted out again, "No! Dear Mr. Villager, for my sake of being so pitiful, please give me some rewards! I just want to go to the doctor now to treat my excruciating ass! ”

Xiao Ming looked at the three hundred pounds of warriors who were in tears, and couldn't help but burst into tears, "My warrior, although the power of that evil goose is strong, but it is not so strong, with my years of clinical experience, your current illness is very likely to be God's punishment for you to lose your courage." ”

The three-hundred-pound warrior was shocked, holding Xiao Ming's hands tightly, and the tears that he had finally stopped gushing out again, "Dear Mr. Villager, please save me, I am a carefree three-hundred-pound child, why should God be so cruel to me?" ”

Xiao Ming looked at the three hundred pounds of warriors who burst into tears, and couldn't help but burst into tears, "Living in this world is a road that keeps getting stronger, how can people who walk on the road lose their courage?" Although I have the ability to get close to ghosts and gods, it's just that the things of ghosts and gods are not trivial, and I can't talk about ghosts and gods without tribute. My warrior, as the so-called pain in your body, pain in my heart, although I have the heart to save you, but the family is really poor, only a hundred copper coins, the tribute is insufficient, how to get close to the ghosts and gods? ”

The three-hundred-pound warrior was shocked when he heard this, his hands trembled and he took out a bag of copper coins from his backpack, held them in his hands tremblingly and asked, "Dear Mr. Villager, I have a hundred copper coins here, plus your hundred, it must be barely about the same, right?" ”

Xiao Ming took the copper coin, and with a flick of his long sleeves, he was already strong and fierce, "Worship ghosts and gods, your heart will be pious, and only if you are sincere can you get the help of ghosts and gods." If the ghosts and gods help them, they will conquer everything! Invincible! Although there are roosters and geese ahead, there is heaven with you! Bright sword in the face of the enemy! Invincible! Conquer it all! Invincible! At that time, your name will surely resound throughout the world! Go ahead! My warriors! ”