Chapter 280: Happy Hour
"I'm back!"
The yard was not big, and Ye Xiaofei's voice came directly to the kitchen. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ info Ye Xiaodie was cooking vegetables, and in a fit of excitement, she knocked over half a bottle of oil into the hot iron pot, and the green smoke was rising, which frightened her to retreat again and again, and suddenly the flames were skewered, igniting the entire oil pot, and stringing up a three-meter-high flame.
"Ahββββββh
Ye Xiaodie's irritating screams pierced the tranquility, hurriedly put out the fire, picked up the wooden scoop, and poured water into the iron pot one by one, the fire was not extinguished, the water and oil met, and the sound frightened people.
Ye Xiaofei pushed open the door and saw that the flames were all on the roof, rushed up to pick up the pot lid and covered the hot pot, looked back, was stunned, and snickered: "Girl, which play are you playing?" Is it black impermanence or black-faced Bao Gong? β
Ye Xiaodie put her head into the water tank, she was startled at first, her hair was wet, like a chicken in soup, somehow, her face was covered with black ash and gray face. She kindly cooked for Ye Xiaofei, this was her second time cooking, but she was almost burned. It was this guy who suddenly screamed and caused himself to knock over the oil tank, now it's okay, the two stir-fried dishes that were made before are now soup dishes, this is the result of her hard work in the morning, and now it's all ruined!
The gas was not in one place, the wooden scoop was still in his hand, he poked into the water tank, shook it, and a scoop of water hit Ye Xiaofei's head directly.
"Ya--"
Protested, Ye Xiaofei, who had just opened his mouth, was still in his mouth, a scoop of water filled his mouth, all the words were dissolved in water, and there was nothing to say.
"I--"
Like a raging storm, it completely drowned him. Angry, he ran away, shouting to make her look good.
Three minutes later, Ye Xiaofei, who was drenched all over, seemed to have found a weapon, and came out of the room with a menacing attitude, gritting his teeth, and putting on a face of hatred.
Ye Xiaodie's heart was broken: It's broken! My brother is angry.
"The subordinates serve Her Royal Highness the princess to bathe and change clothes--"
Ye Xiaofei lowered his head and put on a set of clean clothes with both hands, and a clean towel on it.
Ye Xiaodie turned into surprise, and was about to reach for the towel, ready to praise the other party. She felt a black shadow rushing towards her, and she found herself in the water tank, and the kitchen door was closed by Ye Xiaofei, she smiled and slapped her hands, and said with a cheap smile: "How about letting Her Royal Highness serve the princess take a bath?" β
"Brother, I'm going to call if you come over again!" Ye Xiaodie looked around in horror, and the fire in the stove was rekindled and burning.
Ye Xiaofei did slide into the water tank like a rogue loach, hugged her who was about to jump out, and his hands were suddenly dishonest.
"Ahhhββββββh
When I heard it, I felt pain.
Ye Xiaodie, who fled in the wilderness, glared at him angrily and scolded 'deserved'. Slip into the opposite room.
"Hiss--"
Ye Xiaofei covered the two taels of meat around his waist, gasped, a large piece of black purple and black purple, this girl's attack, did it reach the point of ignoring the defense? I am a spiritual body. Not only did he not get any benefit, but the whole kitchen was even more messy, and the salt shaker that had not had time to cover it was filled with water to raise goldfish, and the vinegar bottle was shattered, and the house smelled of vinegar.
"It's really hard---"
muttered, but he bent down to clean up. This home is the world of the two of them, so Ye Xiaodie refused to find a servant, she would rather clean up little by little by herself, rather than others interfering in a little, of course, if Ye Xiaofei was there, he was reluctant for her to do these rough jobs, so, very consciously, he began to clean.
"Brother," Ye Xiaodie pounced, he only felt a green fragrance, and she rewarded him with a kiss, and when he wanted to reminisce, Ye Xiaodie, who had received it at one point, retreated like a frightened rabbit, and said with a smile: "See if you dare to come nonsense during the day." β
Ye Xiaofei suddenly sighed as a pity, she should have bitten Ye Xiaodie's weakness just now, making her powerless to resist, but, just now the sperm worm was in her brain, so she still thought so much, she pinched her weakness first, and the peach was dying, and it was indeed difficult to get close at this time.
"Brother," Ye Xiaodie, who was dressed in a purple robe, hurriedly picked up a stick, pointed at Ye Xiaofei and said, "Don't come here, be careful that I hit you." You go change your clothes and be careful of catching a cold. β
Ye Xiaofei's heart warmed, and he walked out of the door with a smile.
"Brother, change quickly, remember to clean up the kitchen after changing, otherwise you won't be given food."
Ye Xiaofei was stepping out of the door, and when he heard this, he suddenly stepped into the air, almost fell, glared at Ye Xiaodie viciously, and couldn't wait to eat her now, gritted his teeth and said: "Girl, your food has become soup!" β
"Ahhh
Ye Xiaodie, who realized it later, screamed, holding the stir-fry of the soup, and loudly complained that Ye Xiaofei disturbed her cooking.
Long
Ye Xiaofei reluctantly closed the gate, in fact, no one dared to steal it if it was not closed, next to it was the gate of the town building, and there were four guards to guard it.
"Brother, I'm so hungry, hurry up," Purple-clothed Leaf Fluttershy complained behind him, "It's all your fault, you slept on the floor by yourself at night, cooked a morning of food, and didn't eat a bite." β
"Okay, blame me, blame me." Ye Xiaofei, who was in a gray robe, turned around and took her hand and said, "Next time I cook, you will also spill my dishes and let you take revenge." β
"No, I'm going to eat all the dishes my brother cooks."
The two were hungry, holding hands, and had to go out to eat. It's just that I don't know whether it's intentional or unintentional, Ye Xiaofei's direction happens to be the east of the city.
Meow Meow ββββ
A purple figure came out of the wall, stepped on Ye Xiaofei fiercely, strung Ye Xiaodie's arms, and faced Ye Xiaofei with cracked teeth and claws.
"Look, you messed up Zidian's lunch!" Ye Xiaodie counted him down and said, "Moreover, you don't bring it with you, hmph, Zidian said that he won't fight with you in the future, and he has no conscience to get the master." β
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A five-colored black shadow swept by, landing on the top of the purple electric cat's head, with a jubilant energy of 'catching you', tossing the purple hair of the purple electric cat.
Ye Xiaofei subconsciously looked at the house: Zidian and Que Er had run out, and the Crystal White Soul Eater Dragon Bee, the guy who had turned his back on him, was determined to follow, and so far, he didn't know whether the Crystal White Soul Eater Dragon Bee was persuaded by Zidian or bought by Finch, abandoned him, and stood in Ye Xiaodie's camp.
Ye Xiaofei felt that his right to speak at home was not as high as that of the Crystal White Soul Devouring Dragon Bee. Almost all of the objections raised by themselves were four votes to one, and they were overwhelmingly invalid.
"How's their injuries going?" For more than half a month, Ye Xiaodie took good care of the injured Zidian and Finch, otherwise it wouldn't be so fast.
"Okay, almost, what? You're going to hit them again? I disagree. β
Ye Xiaofei is just looking for a helper, his huge territory, there is no spirit-level powerhouse, but the three pets in front of him are more cute than the other, all of them are spirit-level, and each one is more powerful than the other, so if you want to exterminate the Bliss Club in the refugee camp in the east of the city, you must use three pets.
"That," Ye Xiaofei said with a flattering smile: "Your Royal Highness Princess, you are doing well, take pity on me, just lend me one night, you say, I will agree to any conditions." β
In fact, he has nothing to lose, at least, he has no more than three gold coins in his pocket, and the financial power is all in the hands of Ye Xiaodie, the housekeeper.
"Brother," Ye Xiaodie smiled, "I want you to promise me one thing, you can't die in front of me." β
The life span of elves is thousands of years, and the lifespan of the human race is only a hundred years, even if there is no disaster and harmlessness, Ye Xiaofei will definitely die in front.
"Silly girl, I promise you!" Ye Xiaofei smiled: "Let's go, Zidian Meow's stomach has begun to protest, let's find a tavern and feed the two little gluttonous insects." β
The place where Ye Xiaofei lives belongs to the city center, the old city, the buildings are old, and it is a historical witness to the development of this city. However, as more and more administrative organs move in, there are fewer and fewer taverns here, and even if there are, they are all officials eating lunch, Ye Xiaofei knows that no matter which one it is at this time, as long as he enters, it will definitely be a sensation and affect their eating.
Besides, he also wanted to take a good look at his city. But, soon, he regretted this decision.
"Brother, brother, come and see--" Ye Xiaodie pointed to a painted porcelain and screamed, "It's so beautiful!" I'm going to raise a butterfly flower in it! Boss, I want this--"
Ye Xiaofei barely showed a smile, his left and right hands were full of commodities, this sweeping storm didn't know how many stalls that were about to go bankrupt were saved, he was full of things, not to mention, even the purple electric cat was carrying a gift bag two or three times larger than its body, and often passers-by would be surprised to find: How does this gift bag walk by itself? (In fact, it completely blocked the purple electric cat figure below!) οΌ
However, the happiest thing is the five-colored finch, which flies everywhere with a string of purple wind chimes in its mouth.
"Wow--" Ye Xiaodie picked up a nine-tooth nail rake in surprise and shouted, "Brother, look, what is this?" Is it a weapon? β
Ye Xiaofei first looked left and right, and found that if Ye Xiaodie wanted this rake, the rake used to blister the land and farm was taken down, it was estimated that he could only hold it with his mouth: he couldn't put it down all over his body! Moreover, they had come out to eat, and until now he had not seen even a shadow of the meal, although no less than fifty taverns had been left behind him.
"That's an artifact that goughed down the clouds in the sky!" Ye Xiaofei said nonsense, he didn't believe it, this crazy girl would buy it back and hoe the ground obediently.
"It's amazing!" Ye Xiaodie deliberately angered Ye Xiaofei and said, "Boss, I want two, I want a pair, and I want to plan the clouds with my brother at nightββββ"
"Two? Two? The stall owner, an honest farmer, explained: "Girl, this can only be plowed, and I have never heard of shaved clouds, are you sure you want to buy it?" β
"Buy it!" Ye Xiaodie paid happily, found a rope, tied the handle together, and hung it on the neck of Ye Xiaofei, who was full of shock, and let him drag it away, which was a way, at least not to occupy his mouth.
Rustling ββββββ
Ye Xiaodie dragged Ye Xiaofei, and Ye Xiaofei dragged two nine-tooth nail rakes and continued to sweep the commercial street.
"Yo, the little girl from there is quite a Peugeot!"
Ye Xiaofei found out that when he arrived in the east of the city, although he had not arrived at the refugee camp, it seemed that he was already the territory of the Bliss Society. The comers were just three little hooligans, with a bright sun symbol on their clothes, which meant that they belonged to the Elysium Society, although these three hooligans looked weak, but the crowd around them suddenly saw a big insect and beast, and they retreated one after another.
"Hey! The lovers are going to be out of luckβ"
"It's a pity for this girlβ"
A little rascal with triangular eyes pulled out a short dagger, glared at the surrounding crowd viciously, and said, "What do you see? Whoever has a lot of mouths, I will cut off his tongue and feed it to the dogs. β
The crowd was silent, and they immediately retreated. There were a few elders who couldn't bear to look over: the cruelty of the Elysium Society made them only watch, even though there were dozens of them, they were scared away by three emaciated little hooligans.
Ye Xiaofei's eyes were cold, this is his city!