Two hundred and seventeen, the temptation of the ditch
Gu Feng was very unhappy and went offline, feeling that his current social status was not as high as a few broken dragons!
Gu Feng went out of the room, turned on the TV depressedly and watched it, and there was no goddess to watch it with him........
As if God knew what he thought, just after a while, there was a loud sound on the stairs, and after a while, He Qingyu, who was wearing black and white cow pajamas, went downstairs, sat next to him, and watched TV with him. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The loose pajamas gave her a touch of character temptation, and her entire slender figure was outlined by loose folds, and the cute cow pajamas added a youthful and lively color to her, which was completely different from the usual capable and intellectual.
Gu Feng was dumbfounded, his mouth was dry, and he always felt a stream of hot air rushing to his head, and his nose was a little hot.
When I touched it, sure enough, it was red........
"Hahaha......." Gu Feng said embarrassedly: "The weather has been really hot in the past two days, and it is a bit hot." ”
"Crackling ........"
Before the words fell, with a burst of thunder, a light rain fell outside, and a cold wind blew.
Gu Feng looked out the window embarrassedly, well, the spring rain is coming, it seems that God doesn't give him face.
"Yes." He Qingyu smiled at the corner of his mouth, and bowed down to help him wipe his nosebleed.
Gu Feng was moved, but .......
Ditch of flowers!
Such a ditch came to his eyes, hey! It's still dangling.
Gu Feng felt that his nose was hot, and he opened the gate directly.
"What's going on? The bleeding can't stop, it seems to be very serious, I'm going to call the housekeeping robot........"
Gu Feng couldn't see anything, he saw a snow-white ditch dangling in front of his eyes, and he felt that his brain was getting hotter and hotter, you should get out of the way first, how can I stop the bleeding if you don't get out of the way!
........
The housekeeping robot scanned Gu Feng for a long time.
"According to the diagnosis, the patient feels pleasure because the gaze on the owner's face or body touches the brain's "satisfaction center", which produces pleasure once ........."
Gu Feng almost wanted to kill this cute housekeeping robot, can he talk well! He Qingyu was already glaring at him with a flushed face!
"Shut up!" Gu Feng hurriedly said.
"I'm sorry, I don't take your orders."
"After the euphoria is generated, the patient presents with a faster heartbeat, faster blood flow, and increased blood pressure. In addition, the patient's threshold for arousing pleasure is too low, and at the same time, the nasal mucosa is fragile, so the clinical symptoms of nosebleeds are produced, and if they continue to be irritated, they ........."
Gu Feng hurriedly covered the robot's pronunciation, and said extremely embarrassed: "Hahaha, Qingyu, your housekeeping robot is really naughty........."
He Qingyu blushed and sat down on the sofa: "Xiaohong, you go and rest." ”
"Take the order!" The little robot then staggered back to the warehouse.
Gu Feng was also very embarrassed to sit beside He Qingyu: "Hahaha, this robot is really interesting." ”
"Hmm"
"Light Rain ........"
"Huh?"
"That, that ........"
"What's wrong?"
"No, nothing ........"
Gu Feng felt that he had to explain, otherwise he would really become a pervert, but he felt that this matter was getting darker and darker, and ...... It seems that the robot is not wrong.
"Coward." He Qingyu said softly.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
The TV is interviewing a well-known player called the "Stubborn Phalanx", who is in sixty-third position on the rank leaderboard.
"Hello audience in front of the TV, today we have invited the famous master, the master 'Stubborn Phalanx' belonging to the 'Desert Lone Eagle' guild! Everyone's applause welcome! ”
Many of the audience members gave warm applause.
The stubborn phalanx was a slightly chubby middle-aged man with a smile on his face, and when he came up, he greeted all the audience first.
"As we all know, the stubborn phalanx is a top knight player who belongs to the sixty-third rank in the rank rankings, and the Desert Lone Eagle Guild to which he belongs is also one of the largest guilds in the Northern Ice and Snow City, today we are fortunate to invite such a master to explain to you some skills about the knight profession!"
Immediately, everyone below cheered, and the top 100 masters in the level ranking shared their experience, which was a rare opportunity.
"Thank you, thank you!" The stubborn phalanx bowed slightly.
"Before I start sharing my experience, I want to let everyone know what kind of profession a knight is." As soon as he spoke, everyone around him fell silent, listening intently.
"Speaking of the profession of knight, I think everyone will not forget that the former number one in the rank rankings, the first knight of the Gladiolus Guild 'leaning on the fence to listen to the wind and rain', is now advanced to a special profession 'adjudicator', she was a knight before she changed jobs."
"And more importantly, I want to be the first in the level ranking version, the most mysterious player Ghost Knight 'This thing is big' is also a knight, and it's a special class, although the name is a bit evil, cough cough ........"
As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed.
"But I have to say that the strength of the ghost knight is really unpredictable, and no one has ever seen his strength after his professional advancement, but imagine the advancement of a special profession, it will definitely make the ghost knight take another big stride, if the previous ghost knight was just invincible, then now there is really no one to stop it."
"Not bad, not bad." Gu Feng nodded proudly: "This fat man is quite reasonable. ”
..........
"As a top 100 master, I naturally have pride in my heart, but I am not carried away, and I also know the gap between me and the ghost knight, unlike some people, who insist on putting their faces forward and letting them fight."
Everyone naturally knew who this was referring to, and there was a burst of laughter.
"Haha, let's get down to business, I don't want to be surrounded, our topic today is not to discuss how powerful it is to listen to wind and rain and ghost knights, we are going to talk about the knight profession."
The stubborn phalanx continued: "But why should I say these two top masters, because the two of them together perfectly interpret the characteristics of knights. And according to the grapevine, Ghost Rider and Leaning on the Railing to Listen to the Wind and Rain have really been 'together'......."
His obscene voice suddenly burst into laughter.......