Chapter 138: No More Water

Lin Feng's mood has been up and down recently, and this war he wants to stay away from is still affecting his nerves all the time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

The Imperial army was already strong enough to threaten the survival of Presidium and the Temple.

In the big picture, Noxus doesn't need to invade all of Ionia. According to Lin Feng's memory, this is also confirmed in the game's backstory.

So, the goal of the Imperials is only Presidium. As long as the capital and the temple were taken, Ionia's will to resist would be completely broken, and it would be forced to cede the three southern ports. The strategic objectives of the empire have been achieved, and the war has come to an end.

Correspondingly, the temple can crush the empire's war plots as long as it leads the people to defend the capital. Taking this as a starting point, there is a good chance of victory in a full-scale war.

Lin Feng was confident that this was the first step he had intended to take to help the Temple and Ionia, and thus steer Valoran's history away from the game's storyline.

Pity......

If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates. No, Keisha's stupid isn't a teammate at all.

Lin Feng scolded angrily: "We have a traitor. ā€

Li San, who had just led the brothers of the Fengzi Battalion to rush back, was shocked when he heard this: "Ah, who is the traitor?" Just tell me, my lord, how are we going to clean up that traitor? ā€

Lin Feng turned a deaf ear and repeated: "We have a traitor. ā€

Li San was a little confused, thought about it and said anxiously: "We have a traitor?" Probably not. Then tell me first, who is the traitor? ā€

Lin Feng said: "You're right, you can't, we can't do this." Such a punishment is that stupid woman takes advantage of us, and we suffer. ā€

Li San was even more stunned, and said in surprise: "Was I deaf just now?" Did the adults say how to punish that woman? Damn, a woman dares to take advantage of us, it's even more hateful than a traitor. No, I'm going to kill her, tell me where she is. ā€

Lin Feng waved his hand: "Temple, central temple." Go quickly, go slowly, don't send it. ā€

Li San stiffened his neck and rushed to the door: "Temple? Hmph, I'm not afraid of the temple, you tell me who she is? ā€

Caterina approached her and said quietly, "You don't have to go, I just went to see Lux." Keisha wasn't in the central temple, she went to the front. ā€

Li Sanyi was stunned: "Which Kaisha?" You have to be clear, I'm going to kill her. ā€

Carter rolled his eyes: "Idiot, the temple is just one Kesha, Holy Kesha." ā€

"God...... Saint...... Triumphant...... Sha! Big...... The Great Sacrifice? Li San's legs were weak, and he just walked out of the door and threw himself into the street.

Anne beckoned with the teddy bear: "Big sister, come here, Brother Lin Feng was saying strange things just now, and people didn't understand a word." ā€

"Oh, I didn't hear much when I walked in." Carter gave Lin Feng a roll of his eyes, and then walked over to Anne, "This guy also said something strange in front of a female doll like you?" ā€

A black line floated through Lin Feng's head, and he was deflated for a moment before he remembered that what he said was indeed a bit like that, but fortunately, Carter was not there at the time, and it was impossible for little Lori to understand.

Just when Lin Feng's heart was weak, Anne repeated what he had just said. Not only is it word-for-word, but even the tone is vivid.

Damn, I forgot this isn't an ordinary loli. However, Carter could not have understood. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Lin Feng began to comfort himself.

After listening to Annie's retelling, Carter frowned and pondered: "It's really strange, and my sister doesn't understand a word."

Hehe, she really didn't understand, it's okay, it's okay. Lin Feng patted his chest and exhaled.

Seeing little Anne leave with a disappointed face, Carter suddenly asked, "What kind of punishment is your second sentence 'We have a traitor'?" ā€

"You, didn't you say you didn't understand a word?"

"yes, I don't understand that."

Damn, she, she actually understands? Nima, this woman's reading comprehension in elementary school must have been given perfect marks time and time again.

"If you don't understand the rest of the sentence, you don't understand, it seems to understand whether you understand it or not, it's rare to be confused." Lin Feng didn't want to discuss this strange topic.

"That's right. But I don't seem to understand, I don't understand at all. ā€

"Don't understand at all? Haha, I'm not going to be fooled this time, let's say, what don't you understand? Being put on a show by Carter just now, Lin Feng subconsciously played intellectual confrontation. It's a pity that this time I have come back to the topic I wanted to avoid.

Sure enough, as soon as Carter spoke, Lin Feng almost knelt down.

"What do you mean by?"

"That'...... That's a skill. Lin Feng could only grin.

"Oh, that's right." Carter saw Lin Feng's solemn face, and became more and more interested, "Then you can perform." ā€

"I ...... I can't perform alone. ā€

"Oh, it's so complicated. By the way, why are we involved in these issues, we are going to discuss the war situation today. Wait for me to go up and change into neat clothes, and let's go to the front line first. Carter glared at Lin Feng, a little coquettish in his anger.

"It's finally over, and this digression is all biased to grandma's house. In other words, Lao Tzu is a traverser, if someone in another world writes a novel for me, then today's chapter will definitely be treated as watered by readers. Lin Feng sighed and deeply mourned for the author.

Carter stood at the corner of the stairs, as if he suddenly remembered something, and smiled beautifully: "The war shouldn't involve us so quickly at the moment, while there is still some time in the near future." When we get back, let's practice together. ā€

"Practice...... What to practice? ā€

"skill, if you're willing to teach it, I'd like to practice it with you."

Carter went upstairs, leaving Lin Feng alone there.

"Oh my God, why is this off topic again, why are you discussing that again. Today's chapter is not only water, but also sewage, it's really dirty and watery. ā€

"Is Lao Tzu really without the aura of the protagonist? Why is it that when I am casually taken by a woman, my rhythm is deviated? Also, shouldn't the woman next to the protagonist wait to be attacked, but I feel like I'm going to be attacked? was routinely routined by Lori Anne, routined by Royal Sister Carter, and will inevitably be routined by Queen Sindra in the future. Am I not wearing the world, but the set you have given me? ā€

"Nima, it's a tragedy to think about my life as a trick. I guess if my story is really going to be written as a novel, then ...... If you dare not like it, then you are the traitor we have in the middle. ā€

Lin Feng muttered for a long time, and finally came to his senses and no longer deviated.

Forget it, let me water for a while if my mind is messed up today, and then I really have to do big things.

The Battle of Presidium broke out, and the situation in Ionia was about to be decided.

According to the script, uh, it's actually a plot that I deduced from the game story and reality.

Next, the Battle of Presidium will most likely end with a pure hero-to-hero confrontation.

But the war will not end there, and I must become strong as soon as possible.

Let's go back to the Glory first, Planck's cargo shouldn't be dead, I'm going to find him to partner with a fleet to play?

In addition, I want to make the people around me strong.

Anne and Jinx are two loli to be cultivated; Lin Qiqi and Lux only need a little guidance; Caterina is already very strong, but her temper is not good, and she is not well trained; As for Sindra, uh, please take my knees, Your Majesty.

Hey, it's starting to get a little dirty again.

No, it's not that I want to be dirty, it should be because there are so many women around me? Could it be that there is really an author, and he still wants to open a harem for me?

"No, I refuse." Lin Feng shouted.

Carter came down from upstairs, and was yelled at for some reason, and shot back angrily: "Stingy, isn't it just a skill, if you don't want to teach it, forget it, what are you yelling." ā€

At this moment, when I saw Catlin, I was afraid that I would be led by her again, and I stuttered when I spoke.

"You...... Why did it take so long for you to change clothes? ā€

"Because I took a shower by the way."

"That'...... Then how did you take a shower so quickly? ā€

"Because I don't have time to dry it."

"I ...... I'll go, then aren't you wet? ā€

"Little bastard, you dare to take advantage of your sister and look for death."

"You...... Do you understand? ā€

"Lost is not one of those strange words you coined, of course I understand."

"Oops, you misunderstood. I'm not talking about the person who lost his body, but he got wet, or he had water on his body, and when the water wetted his clothes, the clothes were exposed......"

"Bastard, you've seen it all, you have to describe the whole process, do you? Not only to take advantage of the eyes, but also to take advantage of the mouth, right? ā€

"Damn, it's getting darker and darker."

"Aim? You've got your thief's eyes where they should be, and where do you want to look. Bastard, look where I'm dark. ā€

"Alright, don't go too far. Let's hurry to the front, come, I'll wipe it for you. Belch...... It's a rub with your hands, it's not some weird cha, you figured it out first. ā€

"In addition to rubbing with your hands, what other strange cha can you have, what other cha do you want to use without your hands?"

Lin Feng began to go crazy, suddenly pressed Carter's shoulder domineeringly, and yelled: "You woman shut up for me, stand up obediently, and quickly let me wipe us so that we can get down to business." Also, I'm just wiping my hair, okay? ā€

Carter was quiet for a while, endured it a few times, and finally spoke: "I'm shutting up, but where are you going?" ā€

As soon as Carter's words came out, Lin Feng felt dirty when he heard it, and hurriedly explained for her: "What you said means that you have already shut up, because I wiped my hand in the wrong place, so you have to open your mouth to remind me, right?" Auntie, please make your words clearer, and sometimes it's really important to distinguish between flat tongues. ā€

"yes, that's what I meant. But it's not strange for me to speak, why do you have to explain. And what is a flat tongue, do you want me to stick out my tongue? Carter was stunned, then glared, "Since you understand, why do you put your hand where it shouldn't?" ā€

"Enough, it's too watery and dirty today. Grandma, let's go get down to business. Lin Feng raised his hands to show his surrender, and bent his knees to indicate that I knelt for you.

Carter saw that his expression was sincere and decided to let him go. But as soon as she walked to the door, she suddenly turned around and stared at Lin Feng.

"You little bastard, why did you lie down in front of me just now, didn't you notice that my sister I just changed my skirt?"

"I ...... I didn't see it at all, I swear. ā€

"I don't see it at all...... Okay, so tell me what point you didn't see? ā€

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