Chapter 68, acting
At the venue on the other side, it was about to be Qi Xiyan on stage, however, all the assessments suddenly stopped, and it was exactly 12 o'clock, and it was time for dinner...... The absolute one who makes this kind of rule is a foodie!
Eating the boxed lunch distributed with relish, the two sat in the audience and watched with great interest the funny film being played in real time on the big screen, an epic comedy film directed by the Onmyoji Alliance and starring the famous trainee Onmyoji Long Ming!
"Good afternoon, everyone! I have already introduced that the cultivation of inspiration is very difficult before the "Inspiration Range Assessment", but presumably many people don't know where it is specifically difficult, so during the lunch break, we specially invited Comrade Long Ming, a trainee onmyoji who is familiar to everyone, and he is now a little famous in this circle! After all, he's got two 100 points now! Let's invite Comrade Long Ming out with applause! ”
The scene resounded with applause of mosquitoes.
Embarrassing, can it not be embarrassing? It's not that the candidates don't give face, it's because who deliberately stops to applaud you when they eat? Thinking too much, right? Which green onion is he? It's rare to have such a delicious boxed lunch today! If you have that time, you might as well lick the lunch box again!
Long Ming, who was hiding on the side, walked out slowly, full of spring, proud, full of spring, and spring...... Well, if you think it's troublesome to remember, you can just treat him as a spring!
"Uh, that...... Hello everyone! My name is Long Ming...... "Someone's strength is really extraordinary, and he starts to show his acting skills as soon as he appears!" Relying on that short sentence and that cute action of scratching his ears, a person in his sixties actually performed the kind of adolescent youthfulness unique to teenagers! The two people in the audience had to sigh, 66666!
"That...... Let's laugh! This is the first time ...... old man"
With a snort, Li Mo next to him patted the chair and laughed, "It's his first time?" Ahaha! Dedicated to acting for the first time? ”
What Long Ming wanted to say was, of course, that this was his first time being interviewed, and the speaker had no intention of listening.
"Classmate Li Mo, your laughter is too low, right? This is a serious instructional film! Be professional, please! Senior Long Ming is ready to explain to me what "naked" is on the big screen! Don't squeak! I'm going to listen carefully! Someone said sharply, looking like he was hurrying to take notes, but it was a pity that the chicken leg was a pen and a lunch box was paper.
Li Mo laughed even more happily, the boss was so funny!
"Comrade Long Ming, please take a seat!" The beautiful host nodded and chuckled, raised her hand and pointed to the seat next to her, "Don't be too restrained!" Just think it's your own home! ”
Long Ming smiled and slowly moved to his seat, and then, skillfully put the crutches on the coffee table and chair in front of him, then sat down, and finally, put his feet on the crutch support......
Embarrassing, can it not be embarrassing? What do you think about the beautiful host just now is also saying polite words! Does he really call this his home? Where is the feeling of greenness just now? That's too relaxing, isn't it?
"Ahhh Top dog! Ha ha! I'm dying! Give me a booster! This film is really hilarious! I'm going to get stomach cramps if I laugh like this again! Li Mo smiled and leaned back.
"Who am I, your boss? I'll save you right away! I'm going to analyze it well, and you won't find it funny anymore! ”
Clearing his throat and fiddling with the "tie" around his neck, Qi Xiyan began to comment professionally.
"That's right, when other people are interviewed, they are all sitting upright or at most stilted on their legs, but don't you notice? That's all standard routine! It's cheesy! That doesn't reflect your acting skills and cultivation! So, Mr. Long Ming is acting again! It's amazing! That's the whole point of the exam! Hurry up and take notes! Someone pushed the glasses on his nose and screamed at the equally fake blackboard behind him.
Li Mo's barbell-like laughter has become background music, so I won't mention it here.
"Eh, that, Comrade Long Ming, let's get straight to the point! Tell us about your experience of practicing inspiration! We're all looking forward to being inspired! ”
"Since you want to hear it so much, then I'll talk about it!" Saying that, Long Ming sighed with infinite sorrow, it seemed that there were countless bitterness and hardships hidden behind it, and then, he smiled indifferently and began to talk about his own experience vividly, all kinds of ups and downs, all kinds of earth-shattering ghosts and gods, well, it is all kinds of adding oil and vinegar.
"Ahaha! Top dog! This guy brags! It's really online! You definitely want to say this is something to learn, right? Ahaha~"
"Presumptuous! Is my mind something you can speculate on as well? Is my mind so superficial? Ignorant! Let me tell you the pros! First of all, he started to talk about his experience before he soared his acting skills again, without pretentiousness, without any traces, it can be said that there is no leakage, which shows the superb skills of his skills, and then, haven't you noticed? He used a series of analogies, metaphors, and exaggerations...... All kinds of rhetorical devices are readily available, and then, declarative sentences, interrogative sentences, judgment sentences...... The various sentence patterns are also not perfunctory, don't you really see it? He is simply the most dedicated and professional Chinese teacher! I'm about to catch up with the level of the teacher! It's really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves! I have to serve the old man! Someone beat his chest sadly, as if he had been abandoned by the times.
Whoosh~
The phone suddenly started vibrating, there was a call!
"Alas! As a teacher, you are going to leave this place of right and wrong for a while, Xiao Mo, you will study by yourself for a while! Don't let go of any test center! ”
"Yes! Top dog! Definitely live up to the mission! Li Mo stood up suddenly, straightened his waist, and saluted a professional military salute, but his expression was a little funny.
"Hello? Nighto? I'm a drunken boy! Is there anything going on with your handsome brother? He's listening attentively! It's inconvenient to answer the phone! Pressing the answer button, someone walked to the corner of the audience, and his tone was very mature, it was really a bit like what the wine swallowing boy said, and ordinary people couldn't hear it!
"That's it!" The other end of the phone sighed in disappointment, "Then I won't bother him, Xiao, wine, goodbye, goodbye!" ”
"Don't, don't! Don't hang up yet! I'll give him the phone right away! O my handsome master! Here's a call to you! Let's take a break from what you're doing! The little ones are here to help you take notes! Immediately changed back to a normal voice, "Hey? Saya? ”
"I haven't seen you for a few hours, Brother Yan, why did you suddenly become so stinky and beautiful? Doesn't it look handsome because the clothes look good? ”
"No, no, no! I'm just telling the truth! If you are ugly, it is useless to wear beautiful clothes! I'm not wrong, right? Okay, stop playing, what's the matter with me? ”
"It's nothing, it's just a little curious to see you dancing happily down there."
"Huh? Are you on it? Watching all the time? ”
Embarrassing, can it not be embarrassing?
"In which room? I'm going to find you! In the blink of an eye, I was a little happy.
"Room 10 on the 6th floor."
"Okay! I'll be there soon! ”
Pulling Li Mo up, someone ran upstairs in a hurry.
〈Why doesn't anyone run to comment excitedly?'
It's estimated that it's about to become a weekly, monthly, and annual change.,Life.,But as long as you don't die, it will continue.,There should always be some dreams.。 〉