Seeing the little girl in front of him, Ye Xiaofei felt that he was about to collapse.

You didn't die when you hit a big truck like that?

No, it was the big truck that crashed you like that and you didn't die?

Not right either.

No matter who hits whom, you see that the front of this big truck is deformed and scrapped, Ye Xiaofei suspects that this little girl is simply possessed by the future warrior destroyer, and she is not even from the earth.

I couldn't help but stepped forward and pinched her little face.

It's very tender, it's slippery, and it's a little dirty, but it feels very good.

Pinch her arm again, it's completely human touch.

But the question is, how did she hit the front of the car into scrap?

Star was still smirking at himself.

Ye Xiaofei pulled her to the side of the road, fortunately, it was still early, and there were not many pedestrians on this road, so I didn't see the scene just now. Otherwise, someone will definitely be scared to smoke it.

What to do? Waiting for the traffic police to deal with it?

Ye Xiaofei didn't want to get involved in such a thing, you must know that the game had just started, and he didn't want to waste more time and energy at this golden stage.

As for Xing, Ye Xiaofei plans to take her home first, and then study her superhuman-like physique, this guy is definitely not an earthling.

took her back to the door of the house, and the three-legged Erha whined at Ye Xiaofei from a long distance, baring his teeth and grinning, expressing the anger in his heart.

Ye Xiaofei can see this kind of thing almost every day, and he has long been used to it. When it first felt, it in its own shoes, and it was already merciful that it didn't braise it and steam it.

But when Erha saw the star, he was surprisingly quiet.

Xing also seems to like this stupid and cute Fan Er's Erha, and stepped forward to touch its dog head.

Erha rolled on the ground with a look of enjoyment, as if he was seeing an old friend.

Ye Xiaofei was also very puzzled, it seemed that this was the first time they had met, so they were so familiar?

came to the house with the star, and the Erha also wanted to squeeze in, but was kicked out by Ye Xiaofei.

Xia Xue and the three of them are still sleeping, pigs?

Ye Xiaofei didn't bother to wake them up, lest he be called a hooligan, a pervert, and a voyeur.

"Okay, you go take a shower first, your body smells."

"Take a bath?" Xing's big eyes stared directly at Ye Xiaofei, full of inquiry.

"You don't even know how to take a shower, do you?" Ye Xiaofei covered his face, it seems that he really encountered aliens this time.

"I'm hungry." Star licked his lips.

Ye Xiaofei wants to cry without tears, it seems that you have only eaten so much, so much, is it good!

"You wait here for me first, I'll go and put water on you, really."

When he came to the bathroom to fill the water, Ye Xiaofei pushed the door and came out, and saw Xing holding a tomato in his hand and stuffing it into his mouth.

Oh, my God! Still eating! Sooner or later this will have to eat yourself to the rhythm of poverty.

"I said you should go take a shower first, and the tomatoes should be washed before they can be eaten." Ye Xiaofei snatched the tomatoes and put them aside, and pulled Xing into the bathroom. "Well, there's a bathtub over there, so go in by yourself."

Hoshi looked at the bathroom with a look of novelty. "What is a bath?"

It seems that this girl really doesn't know what a bath is, Ye Xiaofei feels that this guy is definitely from an alien planet.

"Just take off your clothes and go to the bathtub to take a shower."

So Xing tore off his nightdress.

Shhh

The nightdress turned directly into strips of cloth from which it tore apart. Ye Xiaofei's whole person was stunned!

Longevity! What a wickedness!

I told you to take off your clothes, what are you tearing your clothes for? Moreover, we let you tear your clothes in front of men!

Ye Xiaofei found that he couldn't use the thinking of an earthling to consider this little girl's thoughts, and if this continued, his IQ would be lowered by her.

Xingguang stood on the ground cleanly, still grinning at Ye Xiaofei.

What to laugh at? You're gone, you know?!

Ye Xiaofei picked her up and threw her directly into the bathtub, splashing everywhere.

"Alright, you can wash it yourself." After saying that, he closed the door and slipped out.

Out of the door, Ye Xiaofei is still beating this chest, what's wrong with this world? Why is it getting weirder and weirder?

Forget it, don't think about it, clean up the kitchen and cook for a while.

Picking up the plastic bag next to him and walking to the kitchen, I only heard a bald sound, the plastic bag leaked, and the tomatoes were bouncing on the floor and rolling around.

"Ahhh......h

Ten minutes later......

"Hey, hey, have you washed it?"

“……”

"Do you hear me?"

“……”

"Hey, hey, hey...... Well, I'm convinced! ”

Ye Xiaofei opened the door of the bathroom and saw that Xing was still in the bathtub. Keep your head down, let the water go over your mouth and nose, and blow bubbles.

That's all.

"You don't really know how to take a shower, do you?" Ye Xiaofei felt that she was about to cry stupidly by her.

Remove the leaf from the top of her head, push her head into the water, smear it with shampoo, and ravage it hard.

"I said auntie, you can't eat shampoo!"

"That's shower gel, not milk!"

"Soap isn't a hamburger, why do you put everything in your mouth."

"Ward Heaven, what a sin......"

……

At this moment, the door of the bathroom opened, and Xia Xue stood at the door with two dark circles under her eyes, yawning constantly.

"Ye Xiaofei, what are you doing?"

When he saw Xia Xue, Ye Xiaofei suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"I'll help her take a bath."

"Who is she?"

By the way, who is she? Ye Xiaofei was stunned. The problem is that I don't know who she is.

She ...... She...... She is a distant cousin of mine. ”

"Cousin? You give your cousin a bath? At this time, Xia Xue saw the pajamas torn in half on the ground, and her face suddenly changed.

"Ye Xiaofei, you rascal! Get out of here! ”

"Hey, Xia Xue, what are you doing with my ears? Hurt...... Hurt...... Tap ......

Ye Xiaofei was directly dragged out of the bathroom by Xia Xue's ears, and then he heard a bump and the sound of locking the door.

The whole world was silent.

Ye Xiaofei collapsed on the sofa, looked at the bathroom door, folded his hands, and prayed silently.

Amen.

Soon Xia Xue's screams could be heard inside.

"Ah, what are you doing with the shower gel in your mouth? That's not bubble spitting. ”

"Neither is soap."

"Oh my God, the water is so dirty, change another basin. I'll go to the bathroom first, and you wait. ”

……

The two of them tossed and turned inside for almost an hour, and finally, the bathroom door opened.

Xia Xue, who had become a soup chicken all over her body, came out of the door frame with her hands, wiped her wet hair, and looked loveless.

"Ye Xiaofei, where are your cousin's clothes?"

Ye Xiaofei spread out his hands and pursed his lips.

"Is that what she wears?"

Ye Xiaofei nodded.

"You beast, you tear people's pajamas, people are scared stupid, do you know?"

"I didn't make it right, she tore it herself."

"I'm too lazy to tell you, I'll get her a dress first, don't go in."

"What do you think of me?"

"You're not a good person in the first place!"

"Okay, I'm not a good person, okay." Ye Xiaofei looked at Xia Xue. "I said classmate Xia Xue, you'd better change it too, it's all wet."

At this time, Xia Xue found that her pajamas were soaked and clinging to her body. The main thing is that the pajamas are very thin, and when they are wet, it looks like they are not wearing clothes, and they are not wearing underwear......

"Ah, Ye Xiaofei, look at it again Believe it or not, Miss Ben gouged out your dog's eyes!"

"Xia Xue, I really didn't mean to! It's true! Ye Xiaofei's eyes widened, and his eyes lit up.

"Ahh You! Xia Xue was so angry that she stomped her feet, covered her chest, and ran back to her room with slippers and kicks.

Stretching, Ye Xiaofei stood up from the sofa. "Get those two lazy pigs out of bed and I'll cook."

……

Wen Jing and Li Yuanyuan finally got out of the bed, and the two kept complaining that Xia Xue's mobile phone was too noisy last night. But soon they discovered something very new, like Christopher Columbus's discovery of the New World......