Chapter 20: Auntie?

Su Ziye originally wanted to take Xiao Lori and the old man home directly, but the old man's outfit was too non-mainstream, so he had no choice but to go to the supermarket, buy a few elderly T-shirts, and buy a bunch of food, and the three of them went home.

I have to say that although the old man looks gloomy and doesn't like to talk, his personality is actually much more easy-going than he imagined, and after getting acquainted with it, he talks and laughs with Su Ziye, plus he is more receptive to new things than Mu Mu, although he is extremely curious about new human technology, he is not at all as arrogant and sarcastic as Mu Mu, and he expresses his respect for the progress of human society in and out of his words, which makes Su Ziye feel good.

The big bag pushed into the door, Mu Mu couldn't help cheering, and then threw himself on the sofa, humming in his mouth: "Ah... What should I do, I was sealed by the sofa on the leaves~"

"An impolite girl, she doesn't know how to greet guests..."

Su Ziye glanced at Xiao Lori very dissatisfied, and then took out slippers from the shoe cabinet and gave them to the old man, but he waved his hand and refused: "The old man is actually not used to wearing shoes." ”

As he spoke, the old man took off the clogs tied to his feet, and then walked around the house with relish, taking the familiar penguin steps.

Su Ziye scratched his head, and turned to Xiao Lori and asked, "What do you want to eat at noon?" ”

Mu Mu didn't raise his head, and found the TV remote control 'BIU' and turned it on: "Whatever, whatever, don't disturb me watching TV!" ”

"Then I'll burn it?"

"Whatever~"

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Su Ziye was too lazy to take care of this little Lori, the main god who had long been addicted to human technology, and went into the kitchen with a black face.

But it didn't take long for Mu Mu's voice to echo in the living room one after another.

"Leaves! I'm so hungry, is lunch good?! "A little Lori craned her neck and drooled.

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"Leaves! Come on, come on, the news of the reincarnation is being reported on TV~" It's still a little Lori, she is triumphant, as if it was her deity who slapped the reincarnation stun.

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"Leaves... Hehe, I smell carrots, this kind of thing will make me lose my divine power, do you want me to teach you? Little Lori picked up a red object and sneered.

After a while, Su Ziye finally walked out of the kitchen with the dishes, and saw that Mu Mu was already sitting upright at the dining table, and couldn't help rolling his eyes: "Aren't you watching TV?" Urge, urge, I'm going to be driven to death by you! Also, don't always use divine power or not divine power as an excuse, obviously you don't like to eat! ”

"Hmph~"

The Lord God who was seen through the truth was not embarrassed at all, took out a piece of braised pork with his fingers and stuffed it into his mouth, and sighed with satisfaction: "Finally alive!" ”

"Next time, I'll eat when everyone arrives, it's rude to know it." Su Ziye glared at her, ignoring the fierce eyes of the Lord God, and after setting up the dishes and chopsticks, he beckoned to the living room: "The old man is coming to eat!" ”

"Oh, here it is." The old man rubbed his hands and 'moved' apologetically, "I was so engrossed watching TV just now, I'm sorry." ”

"You are too polite..."Su Ziye smiled disapprovingly, and glanced at the living room curiously, only to see that the TV series of Condor Heroes was playing on TV, Gu Tianle Li Ruotong's version, and the plot just happened to talk about Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu finally meeting after sixteen years.

Mu Mu pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "Hurry up!" The dishes are cold! ”

"Yes, yes, yesβ€”" The old man bowed in fear and sat down hurriedly.

Su Ziye couldn't look at it, frowned and said, "Be polite to the old man in the future, don't call around like this." ”

As he spoke, he took out a tissue, turned Mu Mu's little face over, carefully wiped off the oil stains on the corners of her mouth that she had eaten before, and then carefully wiped her fingers.

Lord God originally wanted to lose her temper, but Ye Zi kept teaching herself in front of her subordinates, so it's not good to lose face!

But then she was defeated by the gentle movements of her servant classmates, saying 'really long-winded', but her face involuntarily turned red, and she didn't forget to glare at the old man who was quietly watching the play.

The old man's face froze, and he lowered his head and nibbled hard.

That's right, it's gnawing...

I saw him put the rice bowl in front of him, buried his head and pouted and took a bite of rice, then raised his head and chewed a few times and swallowed his stomach, and then continued to bury his head... Such a strange behavior even stunned the Lord God.

"Tut-tut, as the first NPC I summoned, I can't even use chopsticks, it's a shame!" Mu Mu made mockery when he didn't agree with him.

"Uh... Please let the Lord God make it clear! The old man smiled embarrassedly and looked at Little Lori expectantly.

Little Lori nodded with satisfaction, grabbed a chopstick with one hand, thrust it into the rice bowl, and then stuffed a mouthful of rice into her mouth, and said, "Look, it's that simple~"

"I see..."

The old man learned it in a good way, and when he successfully 'learned' the correct posture of chopsticks, he couldn't help but nod his head to Mu Mu again and again to express his gratitude, and Xiao Lori couldn't help but become more proud.

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Su Ziye slapped his head, you are actually not a master and servant, you are a grandson, hey, why are you so middle two.

Also, looking at the old man's previous dress, he was obviously a person from the rivers and lakes, how could he not use chopsticks...?

Did he deliberately pretend that he wouldn't come to make Lori happy? I'll go, this is the highest level of sycophancy...

Thinking of this, Su Ziye's eyes were full of suspicion when he looked at the old man, and then winked at Mu Mu: "Explain?" ”

"Explain what?" The Lord God looked around, 'I know but I won't tell you.'"

"Uh... It's how you came here, what's going on in the reincarnation space..."

"Hmph, I won't say it~"

"Oh well... Eat and eat, don't be polite, old man, eat more~" The servant shook his head disappreciatively, he had already read through Xiao Lori's thoughts, anyway, she couldn't help but say it herself.

Sure enough, after a while, Mu Mu slapped the chopsticks in his hand on the table, and said angrily: "Leaves!" Why don't you continue to ask? ”

"Didn't I ask, you ignored me." Su Ziye wiped his face, and his face was full of soup from the slap of Xiao Loli just now.

"Because you didn't ask me! The Lord God's gift to mortals is not for nothing! Little Lori had a casual and cold attitude, but that expectant look betrayed herself.

"Okay..."Su Ziye decided to succumb, he was worried that the Lord God would directly destroy the earth in anger, "Please tell me, Lord God!" ”

"It's perfunctory!" Mu Mu wiped her mouth very unpleasantly, "Since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you compassionately~"

"Wait a minute, can you tell me the identity of the old man before that?" Su Ziye turned to look at the old man, with a gossipy expression: "If you don't say it, I'm afraid that readers will guess it, and the author will be a woman." ”

Mu Mu shrugged indifferently: "Let him tell you himself~"

"Well..."

The old man put down the chopsticks gently, and said with a solemn face: "Everyone in the world knows that the old man's swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world, but he doesn't know that the old man's best skills are his fists and feet!" ”

Su Ziye blinked, the lines looked familiar?

Who knew that Xiao Lori glared impatiently: "Don't imitate Xiongba's lines, say the point!" ”

"Oh oh..."The old man's momentum suddenly relaxed, and he pointed to the series playing on the TV very embarrassedly: "I'm from that world." ”

"Huh?"

The Divine Servant turned his head to look, the series was being put on the high tide part at this time, Guo Xiang was tied to the high platform by the Golden Wheel Dharma King, and Yang Guo took the little dragon girl and the Condor to finally appear at the critical moment.

Condor Heroes?

No wonder there are nine yin scriptures...

Reminiscent of the old man's previous red robe, which is strikingly similar to a villain on TV... Su Ziye's heart suddenly became clear, and he was surprised: "You are the Golden Wheel Dharma King!?" ”

Who knew that the old man rubbed his hands very embarrassed: "Forehead... Although this body belongs to the wicked man, the soul has been replaced because of the failure of the 'Soul Shifting Dafa' exercise..."

"Soul Shifting Dafa? Replacement? Su Ziye looked confused.

"Stupid, I can't guess this~" The Lord God had long lost his patience and couldn't help but interject: "He's an aunt!" ”

"Auntie?" Su Ziye continued to look confused.

Then he finally reacted, his eyes widening and his face full of despair.

The characters of the Condor Heroes...

Will be nine yin true scriptures...

Call Auntie...

Aunt...

β€œ... Aunt? Su Ziye swallowed his saliva, and still pointed to the beautiful little dragon girl on the TV: "You are... She!? ”

"No, no, no..."

The old man blushed, moved to the TV step by step, pointed to a swarthy figure in the corner, and said embarrassedly: "I am the eagle..."

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