Chapter 233: Procrastination is a normal phenomenon

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“CUT!”

The chief director shouted to stop, which made Oscar feel relieved, because he didn't know how to go down next, and if he didn't stop, I'm afraid he could only start complaining.

As soon as the screen turned, it went directly to the voting stage.

Xiao sighed and asked, "Huh?" What happened in that meantime? ”

Feng Bujue replied: "Oh...... In that paragraph, there will be a few post-match interviews with various contestants, that is, other writers and my own evaluation of this outline. Then Oscar recorded a separate piece of speech and followed it later, so that the live effect of the show when it was broadcast would be a little better. ”

"Is it because there are too many slots in your words, do you need to think about it carefully in the future......" Master Bao interjected.

"Probably." Feng Bujue shrugged, "Oh, by the way, at that time, the director also told me something that was quite troublesome......"

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"Each unit rests, the cameraman adjusts the equipment, and starts again in ten minutes." The chief director calmly commanded a few words into the microphone of the headphones, and then he raised his arm and gestured: "Don't you know, you come over for a while." ”

Feng Bujue got down from the contestant's seat and walked in front of the chief director Fei Ran, "Director Fei, are you going to directly announce that I have a bad attitude in the game and will be eliminated." When he asked this question, he looked overjoyed.

"In my opinion, this goes on...... You're stuck today. Fei Ran replied calmly.

"It's not the same as it was promised!" Feng Bujue hurriedly answered.

"Who made you look so eye-catching, do you think you can be eliminated by spoofing around?" Fei Ran said: "The correct way to be eliminated is to be as mediocre as possible." ”

"So what now?" Feng Bujue said.

"Hmm...... You really don't want to come back for a single issue? Fei Ran asked.

"Yes." Feng Bujue replied decisively and sincerely.

"So what's the case...... In the last round of total index calculation, I can help you do it in the dark. Fei Ran said: "But...... What about this......"

"I understand ......"

"What do you understand?"

"First, it's not allowed to talk about black-box operations, and second, it's not allowed to talk about black-box operations." Feng Bujue said with a stern face. He also kept accentuating the tone: "Third...... Don't talk about black-box operations! ”

Fei Ran pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Do I look like the kind of person who loves fight club terriers?" ”

"Of course it's like that." Feng Bujue replied.

Fei Ran nodded: "Well, well, since everyone is so close to each other, I believe you will keep it a secret for me to the end." ”

"A must." Feng Bujue answered.

"Oh, and there's one more thing, I need to say hi to you first." Fei Ran said.

"But it doesn't hurt to say it."

"I have a hunch that the ratings for this episode must be good, and you're acting as a maverick. It is sure to generate a certain number of fans. Fei Ran said: "So, at the end of June, before the end of this quarter's competition, you have to attend the repechage match." ”

"Huh?" Feng Bujue said: "So troublesome? ”

"The list of repechages is taken from the top seven of the online votes. All contestants who have been on the show and have been eliminated will be included in the voting list, this voting is open and transparent, and if you are selected, I can't help it. Fei Ran replied.

"You just make a statement, like...... Because the player was unwell and could not participate in the repechage, we temporarily invited so-and-so, who ranked eighth in the vote, to the top. Feng Bujue said.

"Do you think it's an elementary school student skipping class?" Fei Ran said: "Still in poor health......"

"Isn't that convincing enough...... Let's be specific. What about syphilis? ”

"You seem to have misunderstood the point of my words......"

"Don't worry, it's a perfectly reasonable reason, Schubert contracted it at the age of twenty-five, and I ...... too"

"Mr. Feng, you have to respect yourself......"

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"Huh? Other words...... Two months later. You're going to the resurrection? Xiao Si asked.

"How it is, it depends on the response after this episode of the show is broadcast." Feng Bujue replied: "If I don't make it to the top seven in the online voting in early June, hehehehe......"

"It's the first time I've seen this kind of sinister ...... expecting defeat," Bao continued.

"Not really...... Mr. Bao, you can help me contact some Internet trolls and spread the remarks that hacked me during the voting period. ...... in this way"

"Wait a minute." Master Bao interrupted him, "Why do you want me to help you get in touch...... Anyway, where am I going to help you find the gunman? ”

"I work in a government agency. What kind of garlic are you pretending? ”

"I don't know what you imagine your government to look like...... I'm ...... anyway."

"Okay, you don't have to explain." Feng Bujue also interrupted Master Bao, "Let's watch the video first, and I'll talk about it later." ”

At this time, in the picture, the results of the second round of magic voting have been revealed.

Feng Bujue's story of breaking through the sky was a blockbuster, making him second in this round. First place went to soda. And the last place turned out to be Mo Buxiang. The first contestant to appear was really disadvantaged, although her story was not bad, but it lacked impact and highlights, and after the other six writers announced their outlines one after another, the audience's impression of her story was diluted a lot, so she got very few first-choice votes.

Oscar stabilized a little during the break, and at this time he was in a state of recovery, and said casually: "After two rounds of tense duels, we are finally about to usher in the third round of the ultimate competition." He paused for a second, then said; Each of the seven players will account for 30% of their total index in the first two rounds, and 40% in the third round. Therefore, every one of our players has a chance to counterattack at the last moment and win the first place in this issue. Of course, this also means that every player is at risk of being eliminated. ”

"But before the third round begins, let's take it easy." Oscar's tone also changed with the content of the line: "Enter card question time." As he spoke, he took out a few pre-prepared cards from his suit pocket, "I have three question cards here, and the questions on them were selected by the three editors-in-chief of the show from the online message board of "I Am a Writer". His gaze swept over the players' seats, and the camera swept over all seven writers. These questions all come from the audience friends of this show. He held up the card and placed it at eye level: "There is no scoring mechanism in this session, you can answer with a relatively relaxed attitude." ”

Oscar turned to the camera and said, "So...... What kind of answer will different writers give to the same question? After the advertisement, it will be revealed for you. ”

In the next second, Oscar in the picture began to read the question, "Today's first question is ......" He read according to the card: "Everyone, the little brother is a rookie writer." I'm serializing a novel on the Internet.,There's a very middle and second character in the book.,I think he's too scene-stealing.,His storage zài is also a little chicken.,I want to write him to death.。 But I can't think of a reasonable plot, so I don't know if you can help me come up with ideas. PS: I write ordinary urban novels, and there are no supernatural settings. ”

After reading it, Oscar said: "Oh~ The audience who asked the question is also a writer, he has encountered some obstacles in writing, and wants to let the seven gods on the scene help." ”

Oscar said a few more nonsense, wasting a minute or two, and then continued: "So...... Is it okay to start with Xuantian Sect? ”

Xuantian Sect replied, "Hmm...... OK. He looked into the microphone. "I think so...... When entering the subway station, I accidentally fell into the tracks......"

"It's so cruel!" Oscar said directly, and the laughter in the audience rang out, and Xuantian Sect himself laughed.

"Compared to this. Isn't it almost the same to be hit by a car while crossing the street? Oscar added, "Could it be that the second disease will die a little more miserably?" ”

Xuantian smiled: "No, no, it can be assumed that this is the case...... This character is on the subway platform, playing a game of heroes fighting monsters. A man pretends to be a hero and a monster, jumping around. Then ......"

"It's so pitiful!" Oscar interrupted again, and the audience burst into laughter again, "You say that, do I think this guy is even worse?" ”

"Let's see Brother Ping's answer." Oscar came to the operating table of the eight screens: "Brother Ping, what is your answer?" ”

"Hmm...... Playing a sea monster in the swimming pool and accidentally drowning ......" replied to the eight screens.

Oscar didn't comment, just turned his head to look at the camera with a funny look, and the director of the scene incited the audience to laugh.

"Why do I think these two ways of dying do not reflect the secondary and secondary attributes of this character, but make people feel that this character itself is only in the second year of junior high school?" Oscar continued to joke, and at this point, he could finally complain at will.

"Okay, let's hear how Caigua answers this question." Oscar came to the front of the vegetables and fruits again.

The other party had obviously already thought of the answer, and said into the microphone: "Wearing a homemade superhero uniform, jump from a tall building." ”

"Is it like the opening of King Haibian?" Oscar said.

Vegetables and fruits also smiled and replied: "Yes, almost." ”

Oscar nodded, as if he felt that there was nothing to say about this answer, and went directly to Mo Buxiang's operating table: "Momo, what about your answer?" ”

"Myocardial infarction at Comic Con?" Mo Buxiang replied in a tone of uncertainty that was not very sure.

"Are you equating secondary two with otaku?" Oscar asked.

"Does it make a difference?" Mo Buxiang asked with a puzzled expression.

Oscar licked his lips and looked speechless, and the audience burst into laughter.

"Okay, what is Brother Chang's answer?" Oscar then asked.

"I made a dish based on the plot in the comics, and after eating it, I died of food poisoning at home." I'm going to come out and answer.

"Hey...... It has nothing to do with the practice, right? Is it caused by buying toxic raw materials in the first place? Oscar complained again and again.

This was followed by Soda's reply: "Hmm...... There's no supernatural setting, right...... Then ...... Choking to death while eating? ”

"You ask me?" Since the soda used a purely questioning tone, Oscar borrowed the slope to get off the donkey: "I didn't kill people." ”

He complained all the way and felt quite happy, but when he came to Feng Bujue, his heart sank again......

Oscar forced a smile: "No, your answer is ......"

"On the road down the mountain, driving the car, cutting into the U-bend at a speed of more than 100 kilometers per hour, and at the moment of turning, driving the tires into the drainage ditch next to the road......" Feng Bujue calmly recounted.

Oscar was stunned for two seconds before realizing what this sentence meant. "And then he died?"

"Didn't you die, did you still use a whirlwind charge tornado?"

The scene burst into laughter, Oscar just laughed dryly twice, and responded: "Okay, let's look at the second question ......"

He took out the second card and read, "If you have a particularly uninspired day and you can't keep updating it that day, how do you explain it to the reader?" ”

"Oh, that's a very sharp question." Oscar said: "And there is no beginning and no end, could it be that the editor-in-chief secretly added his own problems?" ”

He just said it casually. Unexpectedly, at this moment, the chief director said in the headphones: "Don't say something superfluous." ”

The corners of Oscar's mouth twitched slightly, and he continued with a smirk: "Haha, just kidding." He hurried back to Xuantian Sect's side, "Sharp questions must be asked and answered quickly before you can tell the truth, Xuantian." Your answer? ”

Xuantian Sect replied very sternly: "I will tell the truth." ”

The writers answered this question more tactfully, but their expressions were very sincere.

Bafan's answer was: "I will post a single chapter, saying that I have some private matters, and I will take a day off." ”

Vegetable Guguo's answer was full of confidence: "I haven't broken it." ”

"I only write physical books, and I have always delivered them on time, and I don't have the experience of so-called 'breaking changes'." Mo Buxiang's answer is also flawless.

"All I write online are short stories. Usually when I start posting, the whole book is almost finished, and I am also an editor myself, so there will be no problems with the manuscript. "I'm going to play.

Oscar finished asking these people. Came to Soda and asked, "Soda, what is your answer?" ”

"Hmm...... I didn't stop going through it, when I sent out the book. The manuscripts can be sent for three or four months, and the first batch of manuscripts is basically used up. The rest of the manuscript has already written the ending like this. But Soda didn't shy away from the question, he replied, "But if I don't have to keep changing because I'm not inspired one day...... I think I'll be honest too. ”

Oscar came to the last contestant with a depressed mood, and even his voice trembled a little: "I don't know...... It's your words. ”

Feng Bujue replied to him very calmly: "Go out to collect materials." ”

"Huh?" This was the common reaction of the other six writers, and in the next second, their expressions all changed, and they muttered the same sentence in their hearts: Is it really okay for you to do this?

Oscar said, "Hmm...... How can I say it, it is indeed a reasonable explanation. His smile became extremely embarrassed again, and he said in his heart: "It's from your uncle!" You're a detective novelist! Did you go to the scene of the crime to collect materials? Or are you going to create some cases? You've long been on the public security bureau's non-public blacklist!

"Huh...... Hehe...... So, let's look at today's finale issue. Oscar felt that it was better to finish this link quickly, and with the lighting and sound effects of the scene, he held up the third question card and read to the camera: "Excuse me...... What's one thing you say to editors the most? ”

At this time, it was advertising time again, and after getting the director's prompt, Oscar immediately read a set of words that came back after the commercial.

After switching between the two cameras, the contestants began to answer one by one.

Xuantian Sect's reply was, "Hello." His explanation was: "Every time I get in touch, I say it again." That's a pretty slippery answer.

Bafan Ping was older than him, so he also replied, "Thank you." ”

Oscar complained: "Caigua, you shouldn't answer me 'goodbye', right?" ”

Vegetable Guaguo smiled and said, "I'm sorry for you." ”

"Well, it seems that the communication between pure Internet writers and editors is not something that people of our dimension can snoop on." Oscar smiled, "The next few have purely physical book works, I don't know what kind of answer will be given?" ”

"Hmm...... What ...... the editor said the most" Mo Buxiang tilted his head and replied thoughtfully: "Please criticize it unceremoniously." ”

Oscar finally found an answer that he could dig into, and immediately continued: "The reason? ”

"Because every time I submit a manuscript, the editor says it's good, and I'm always cautious when I criticize." Mo Buxiang explained.

"Oh......" Oscar said, "What do you think, Brother Field?" You also work as an editor, are you a little unbearable to criticize a beauty like Momo? ”

I would laugh and say, "I'm the editor of a sports magazine, and I'm all written by strong men and women." ”

The audience burst into laughter, and Oscar laughed too: "Okay...... When you were a writer, what was the most common thing you said to your editor? ”

"It should be...... Let him not be too polite. I want to go on the field and say: "The editor in charge of me is younger than me, but he always calls me a teacher and asks me to give me more advice." ”

"Brother Chang is engaged in sports in the end, and his aura is different." Oscar picked up the other party and said to the soda: "Soda, your answer?" ”

"Good work." Soda replied, and he added directly: "Because there are a lot of obscure words in my novels, and I checked a lot of information before writing them, the proofreading work is very troublesome." ”

"Well, well, it seems that the answer to this question is really a collection of everyday words." Oscar said, he reluctantly came to Feng Bujue's face again, "No, I think your answer will definitely open our eyes again." He had already made his complaint clear.

Feng Bujue sneered, with a dead pig looking like he was not afraid of boiling water: "Don't be impulsive, put down the knife first, everyone has something to say, and then give me a few more days, really, just a few days." (To be continued)