The daily life of salted fish (extra)

The sky outside has gradually darkened, and the city has slowly fallen into calm, less of the hustle and bustle of the day, and more of a peace of the night.

It was such a quiet night, but there was one family that could not sleep peacefully for a long time.

"Hmm...... Bastard! ”

Yu Xian, who was sitting at the desk, looked at the homework book on the desk and the clothes on his sad face.

"I don't want to do my homework!!!"

Yu Xian covered the homework book in front of him hard.

"Why do you have to do your homework!!?"

The room was filled with Yu Xian's loud screams.

[Eh...... Although my usual grades are really not good, I can still barely pass no matter how I am! So..... It's okay to take a break for a while! 】

Yu Xian got up and walked to his bed, fell on it and began to think about life.

[I'm not learning this piece of material either!] I don't want to go to college in the future......]

[Do you want to go for a job?] But what I saw on TV before was very good at finding a job, and my academic qualifications were also a problem, so I guess it's not so easy! 】

Lying on the bed, Yu Xian looked at the ceiling in a daze.

【High School ...... University...... Employment...... There are also two years of college entrance examination that can't be avoided! 】

"But whatever...... Uncle, I just don't want to study!!!! ”

Yu Xian hugged his head and shouted in the room with a distressed expression.

[Besides, is there anything you learn now that you can use in the future to enter society?] No, right!!! 】

"Wait a minute, in the future? What is my dream for the future? Become a scientist? Become an astronaut? Become rich? Not at all! What's that for? Why can't I remember? ”

[That's right! I remember, I wrote an article like this when I was in elementary school! Let me find out. 】

Yu Xian fumbled around the room as he got up.

"That's it!"

From the bottom of the bookshelf, "Three Hundred Tang Poems", I found a folded ordinary composition paper.

[Why is it in there?] No matter! Let's take a look! 】

Yu Xian opened the composition paper and began to read the contents.

【Forehead...... My dream in the future is to become a god who can create everything, destroy everything, and rule everything, so that I don't have to study, I don't have to get up early and go to school every day, I sleep until I wake up naturally, and I count the money until my hands become weak......]

Looking at the composition on the paper, Yu Xian felt deeply speechless.

【Forehead...... I've hated studying since I was in elementary school! Hahahaha...... It can't be like this! Are you sure I wrote it in elementary school? How can any elementary school student write such an 'ambitious' article! What are you kidding!! 】

[But I just don't want to learn it....... I don't want to learn, and I can't become a god! 】

Yu Xian held his head and began to roll around on the ground.

[Wrong..... Wait a minute! Wouldn't it be easier if you were to become a god? In that case, should I try my luck in Kunlun Mountain? Could it be that because of my talent and intelligence, I was accepted as a personal disciple by some Nether Scattered Immortals or the like, and then I started a wonderful life like a dragon arrogant? 】

[But if I can really choose, I still want to choose something light, I heard that cultivating immortals is too boring, and invincibility is also a kind of loneliness! That kind of life is not suitable for a man like me, who loves freedom without inhibitions! 】

Yu Xian leaned against the edge of the bed and nodded, affirming his thoughts. 、

[But speaking of which, what profession would be right for me?] What could be more fun than cultivating immortals.......]

[Forget it! Let's think about something practical, what I want to be now is ...... What you want to be is ...... What became ...... In order to...... Yes...... Yes ......]

Yu Xian walked around the room barefoot.

"Hmm......"

As if giving up, Yu Xian fell to the bed behind him.

"No more! I don't have any ideas at all! What should I do!! ”

[Forget it...... Anyway, it's only a freshman in high school, and I still have three years to think! But if you hadn't thought of it at that time......]

Yu Xian's mind flashed.

[Only to go to college...... That means I still have to learn! But...... I still don't want to study, uncle!!! 】

[No, no, no, no! It's just that negative words can't solve any problem! I'm so distressed because I'm seriously thinking about what I want to do in the future! Just come up with one thing I want to do here, and you're good to go! 】

Yu Xianpan sat on the bed and began to close his eyes and think.

What do you want to do...... What do you want to do......]

"Hmm...... Not......? Not......! ”

White smoke began to rise from Yu Xian's head,

"Ahh Can't think of it!! ”

[Don't I even have a single thing I want to do?] 】

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Yu Xian lay on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling, and then sighed silently.

"Forget it, it doesn't seem like it's right for me to consider such a complex issue!"

Yu Xian, who gave up thinking, sat back at the desk, and then Yu Xian pressed the boot button on the desktop computer.

"Let's go and relax with a couple of handfuls beforehand! I'll talk about homework or something later! Hahahaha......"

And then one of the nights went by like that......

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In the morning, Yu Xian stepped into the classroom and saw Yun Tao sitting next to him struggling to write.

"Yo! Yuntao, what are you doing? ”

"Don't bother me! I'm catching up on my homework! I forgot to play on the computer last night! If you don't hurry up, the head teacher will come! ”

Yun Tao didn't raise his head, and explained to Yu Xian while struggling.

"Huh? Homework? What are you talking about? ”

"It's the homework assigned by the homeroom teacher yesterday! You wouldn't have done nothing, would you? ”

Yun Tao raised his head in surprise and looked at Yu Xian with a bewildered face.

"I ......"

Yu Xian remembered what happened last night, and his face turned pale.

"Rest in peace."

After Yun Tao finished speaking, he lowered his head and began to struggle.

"I'm rubbing! Get out of the way! Give me a spot! I'm going to copy it too!! ”

Yu Xian hurriedly grabbed the homework book in Yun Tao's hand.

"Jingle Bell ......"

The class bell rang at this time.

The head teacher walked in briskly from outside the door.

"Recently, the homework collection in our class has been very bad! So from today onwards, those who have not handed in their homework can have a good 'tea chat' with Grandpa Sun outside! ”

After speaking, the head teacher looked at the situation of the students under the podium.

"Then hurry up and quickly pass the homework from the back! If you waste a second of class time, you will pay me back twice as much time! ”

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"Yu Xian, what are you going to do when you stand up? Where are you going now!? ”

Seeing that Yu Xian suddenly stood up with a sad face and walked towards the door, the head teacher asked suspiciously.

"I went out to have a good 'tea chat' with Grandpa Sun......"

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