Chapter 336: Voluntary Imprisonment
"Open the skylight and say something bright," Ye Xiaofei only chose to trust the blood blade unconditionally and without a bottom line, and said, "What are you going to do?" ”
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Bloodblade and Sparta glanced at each other, saw each other's helplessness and guilt, and for a moment had nothing to say, and fell silent.
"Hurry up and think of a way, otherwise those elders, the divine envoy will run over, and my hundred catties of meat will be explained here."
Ye Xiaofei's urging finally won a hint of reaction, and the blood blade looked Ye Xiaofei up and down with an elegant face, although the dwarf was only as tall as Ye Xiaofei's chest, but the eyes that seemed to be able to see through everything made it look straight at the hair in his heart. When the blood blade is from top to bottom and then from bottom to bottom, it looks at it as if it is a naked person. Ye Xiaofei completely collapsed, took a step back, hugged his chest like a pervert, and screamed: "Blood blade, you are perverted, what are you looking at?" ”
The blood blade was flustered, obviously he didn't expect Ye Xiaofei to think crookedly, blowing his beard and glaring: "I want to chop you into meat paste, but, with your figure, it is difficult to find a replacement for the dead ghost, and almost none of the prisoners on death row match." Why can't you grow into dwarf stature? It's hard to find a stand-in now, so I can't help it. ”
"Uh," Ye Xiaofei wants to beat people and make a normal human grow into the body of a dwarf, what is the difference between a dwarf growing into a human body? They are all aliens, and the aliens are either immersed in the pig cage or put on the gallows.
"I think," Sparta said, stroking the fiery red moustache of his chin, "why should we listen to that unknown oracle?" Even without God, we live well, hmph, God is back, and the war is back. ”
The bloody blade's face suddenly pulled down, glared at Sparta, and scolded: "What nonsense? As the head of a family, you have been given to you by God, and you should be grateful to God, not to talk about it, and if the elders will hear it, you will wait to be burned alive. ”
Ye Xiaofei was suddenly puzzled, what is the relationship between Sparta and the Blood Blade? This sentence is serious, slandering God, burning alive at worst, depriving the patriarch of the position, if the blood blade really wants to be the patriarch so much, he can take down Sparta, an open-mouthed person, at this time, but, in the impression, Sparta spoke extremely rigorously, and now saying this sentence made Ye Xiaofei very surprised, and what made him even more unacceptable was that the blood blade actually scolded and corrected, instead of, to seek the position of the patriarch.
Perhaps, Ye Xiaofei thought that deep in the heart of the Blood Blade, he also thought like Sparta, but he just didn't trust himself so much, so he scolded him. And Sparta dared to say this, apparently taking himself as his own.
"God!" Ye Xiaofei smiled coldly, his mouth was full of disdain, and said, "A true god is worthy of respect and support." However, there are also false gods among the gods, for example, the God of Light of the Holy See of Light, who wantonly kills the heretics in their mouths, as long as they do not believe in the God of Light, they are heretics. This is ridiculous in the eyes of us heretics. Except that I, the kingdoms of Norson and Swadia, do not believe in God, nor do I oppose God. The other four nations even exalted the gods on high. You guys have seen it too, does it work? It is still the destruction of the country that should destroy the country, and those devout believers may have become dead souls. God, there is also hypocrisy. ”
"Ye Xiaofei!" Blood Blade didn't know whether he believed in God or doubted God in his heart, but Ye Xiaofei insulted God to his face, as if igniting his anger, and he even wanted to fight loudly, but fortunately he was hugged by Sparta.
"You just don't have to say a word," Sparta persuaded: "Bloody Blade, you don't know, the huge human race has come to the brink of destruction, Ye Xiaofei, no, or the entire human race is abandoned by God, so God, in their eyes, is not worth mentioning, is a group of hypocrites." Of course, Ye Xiaofei, you don't have to say a word, your gods are different from our gods, in the territory of the dwarves, you shouldn't talk about it. ”
Ye Xiaofei stared at Sparta alive, let go of his hand, if the blood blade dared to pounce just now, he would not hesitate to draw his sword, but, in astonishment, he said: "Sparta, your head is bright?" How can you speak so well? Bloody blade, God we won't talk about it. What do we do next? ”
The blood blade's anger gradually subsided, and after thinking for a while, he said: "Don't talk nonsense, I can only let you go secretly, but it is definitely not today, at least you have to stay in the cell for another three or five days, I will create an accident, and you will escape unexpectedly." ”
"Go to prison, I have no opinion," Ye Xiaofei agreed cleanly, and said, "You said, if I change the commander, the dwarves will immediately attack my territory?" ”
"Before today, the Council of Elders sent three orders to attack your territory, and I did everything possible to support it, but soon to the limit, the Elders' wording became more and more severe, and if it was delayed, it was possible for that divine envoy to directly take over the military power. It's a matter of time before you attack your territory. You have to be mentally prepared. ”
Ye Xiaofei had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and felt joy descending from the sky, so he grabbed the hand of the blood blade excitedly and laughed again and again.
"Aren't you scared crazy?" Sparta scratched his head in confusion.
Ye Xiaofei couldn't close his mouth and said: "Okay, the attack is good, I'm worried that you won't take over my territory." ”
"You mean?" Sparta patted his head and suddenly realized: "Yes! I'm coming back to ask the Council of Elders to agree to take over your city, haha, now I don't even have to go to the Council of Elders, isn't that the thing done?" Okay, okay, Blood Blade Commander, I also agree with the meaning of the Council of Elders and the Divine Envoy, you are ready to attack the territory of Ye Xiaofei's brothers! There is only one condition, and I can only be in charge. ”
After hearing this, Ye Xiaofei only felt that there was a light in front of him, Sparta was in charge, and he didn't need to fight, he voluntarily gave away the two cities, and even thanked each other.
"Are you stupid? Sparta, you were trying to stop me from sending troops to death, what's wrong with you now? Do you want to take charge yourself? Brother Ye Xiaofei, I didn't hit you in the head, the territory was encroached upon, and you are still happy to find a treasure, you really didn't make a mistake in your head? ”
"To make a mistake, it is also a beautiful and beautiful mistake."
"Yes, what Brother Ye Xiaofei said is right, Blood Blade, as long as you don't compete with me for the matter of being in charge, everything is a good thing."
Sparta and Ye Xiaofei are like a pair of stealing cats, looking at each other, looking at each other, they seem to cherish each other and are like-minded.
As soon as the blood blade saw the eyes of the two, he immediately felt that something was wrong, shook off Ye Xiaofei's hand, and said, "What's wrong with each other?" ”
"Greasy? No, no--"
The two shook their heads like wavy drums, refusing to speak.
If there was no previous argument about God, Ye Xiaofei would not hesitate to confess, but the Blood Blade's maintenance of God made Ye Xiaofei feel uneasy, if that god came forward, maybe in a word, this guy would tell all the plans and plates.
Ye Xiaofei tried to change the topic and said, "Blood Blade, how is the progress of my legion's costume change?" I intend to upgrade the equipment of all the troops before we start fighting. ”
Bloodblade is also a person who has lived for hundreds of years, and there are no longer a few people who have fought battles, but today is the weirdest day. They just decided to go to war, what? Turn your face and ask your opponent for equipment to improve the combat effectiveness of your own troops, even a fool will not provide the opponent's army with equipment armed to the teeth.
That's right, the heavy armor equipment that Ye Xiaofei customized for the half-orcs is a full set of standard equipment with armed teeth. Even the sturdy, sharp horns of the minotaurs were to be armed.
"You said something wrong," Bloody Blade looked at Ye Xiaofei with a ghostly look, and said, "Or did I hear it wrong?" Do you want equipment from me? Just a second ago, we decided to become enemies, and I'm going to attack your territory soon. Hell, you actually opened your mouth to ask me for equipment? ”
Ye Xiaofei felt that he had eaten Coptis chinensis and was satisfied, but he couldn't tell him the truth, but that batch of equipment was 100% ready to go.
"Bloodblade Commander, don't you think our friendship can be exchanged for a little insignificant equipment?"
Ye Xiaofei helplessly played an emotional card.
The blood blade didn't shake off Ye Xiaofei's true feelings, shook his head, and said, "We are enemies, do we have feelings?" Besides, that's 50,000 sets of heavy armor equipment, half of the equipment inventory that our dwarves have accumulated over the past hundred years. How could it be insignificant equipment? ”
Sparta tried hard to hold back a smile, hard, very hard, and tried his best to hold back: "Hahahahahaha――――――"
The rude laughter echoed in the main hall, and Ye Xiaofei's face was full of embarrassment, eager to pinch Sparta, the gloating guy.
"Those 50,000 sets of half-orc heavy armor equipment, no matter what, you have to deliver it, otherwise you will be dishonest. Dwarves value credibility more than life. ”
Ye Xiaofei played an integrity card.
The blood blade was not connected, and said: "The reputation of the dwarves cannot be lost, but, Marquis Ye Xiaofei, the mortal enemy of the future, please pay the payment clearly, otherwise you will not be able to afford it, and it will not be our dwarves who will lose their trust." With a grin, he emphasized again: "The dwarf has a promise, and the money is in place, and it will be delivered in a few days." To tell you the truth, I used all the blacksmiths in more than two months, and I can complete all the transformation in two days. ”
Half of Ye Xiaofei's face was grief-stricken, half of his face was full of surprise, and he was a face-changing master.
The equipment restructuring was obviously completed earlier than expected, which meant that the combat power of the five orc legions suddenly jumped to the front line and became the pillars of the entire territory. However, if you want to realize this good wish, you have to pay the money first. Money? Ye Xiaofei immediately despaired, following his previous rules, trading with the dwarves was bartering, which was tantamount to a sky-high price for a heavy armor suit equipped with five half-orc legions. There are also the top equipment of the Xuanwu Legion, the White Tiger Legion, and the Guards Legion, which almost took out the inventory of the dwarven clan for hundreds of years, and the price, even if it is a friendship price, cannot afford a hundred years of hard work.
Ye Xiaofei began to play Tai Chi and said, "Brother Bloody Blade," walked over the shoulders wrapped around the blood, "Who are the two of us with whom?" You saved my life, I saved yours, that's a life-saving friendship, this little thing, that's not a thing, right. ”
Bloody Blade grimaced and said, "No! ”
A capitalized embarrassment climbed onto Ye Xiaofei's face, and the smile on his face suddenly stopped, showing a dead smile.
"Hehe," Ye Xiaofei felt that his face was thicker than the city wall, and his laughter was very embarrassing, and said, "Even if we have a deep friendship, so what?" Before the dwarves' virtue of helpfulness and generosity, our friendship was nothing. As long as our Blood Blade Commander agrees to something, it's a spittle, a thing. ”
The blood blade shook his shoulder, and the hand that stopped his shoulder was like an octopus, and he didn't let go, so he didn't bother anymore, and said: "I didn't agree, what I said at the beginning was to exchange the right of residence and territorial resources for equipment, but then I calculated, the little thing you gave is not enough for one-tenth of the value of our equipment, the most important thing, you haven't delivered it yet, and we will be enemies in the near future." You think I'll give you the equipment stupidly? To put it mildly, this is an enemy, and I will be judged by the Council of Elders. ”
Depend on! Ye Xiaofei finally knew where the terrier was, this guy was worried that he would get the equipment and the armed forces, so he would turn around and fight him. However, they could not actually be enemies, and he was more than happy for the dwarves to go out and take over the two cities.
But, you can't tell him about this, but, if you don't say it, this guy obviously won't give it.
"Sparta!" Ye Xiaofei took the initiative to let go of the shoulder of the Blood Blade, clapped his hands, looked like I had given up, turned his head and glared at Sparta, and said, "You come over to me, the Blood Blade oil and salt don't enter, I have no way at all, it's time for you, the patriarch, to come forward." ”
Sparta was smiling happily and drinking wine, it was even more enjoyable than watching a play, crossing Erlang's legs, waiting for Ye Xiaofei to make a move, he bet that Ye Xiaofei would never get that batch of equipment.
"Not so soon?" Sparta's words almost made Ye Xiaofei go berserk.
Ye Xiaofei teased the cruel words: "You can do it, you can go up." Then he sat in Sparta's position, watched coldly, and even looked forward to seeing Sparta make a fool of himself.
Bang Bang
Sparta clapped his hands, stepped forward, hooked up with the shoulder of the blood blade, pretended to be familiar, and said: "Blood blade, you have pity on him, throw those tattered equipment to him, and pity a beggar who is about to die." ”
Puff -
The wine that was ready to moisten his throat squirted out on the spot, Ye Xiaofei choked half to death, and wanted to refute, but he couldn't speak for a long time, and glared at Sparta angrily: When did the marquis of Lao Tzu become a beggar in need of mercy?
Sparta rolled his eyes and threw it over: Shut up!
"Hmph, you deserve it," Blood Blade saw Ye Xiaofei choking half to death, he was in a good mood, the tense muscles on his face relaxed, and said worriedly: "Sparta, why are you on his side?" You're still not a dwarf anymore? You said it was you who sent troops to attack his territory, and now you want to send him equipment? Are you evil today? ”
"Hahaha! Good scolding! Ye Xiaofei laughed and was in a good mood.
Sparta glared angrily and whispered, "Ye Xiaofei, do you still want to equip it?" Ye Xiaofei immediately held back his laughter in his stomach and held back his laughter: he dreamed of getting equipment, a full 50,000 sets of heavy armor suits.
"Bloody Blade," Sparta said, patting his chest, "don't worry, I'm definitely not going to be an enemy!" You give him the equipment. ”
Obviously, Sparta's promise was weak in the face of the casualties of the clansmen, and he said with a straight face: "Do you have any conspiracy? Don't say one, two, three, four, five, don't even think about getting a nail from me. Hmph, I'm so blind! ”
Ye Xiaofei and Spartan eyebrows each other, singing and harmonizing, it is estimated that the blind will be suspicious.
"Okay," Ye Xiaofei hesitated again and again, and decided to tell a seven-point truth and three parts fiction, at least to confuse the blood blade, and got up and said, "I'll confess." ”
Sparta hurriedly stopped for a moment, and then agreed, obviously everyone knew that if they wanted to get the equipment, they couldn't avoid the key person of the blood blade.
"The last fortress of the human race, Dehrim, has fallen, and the alliance of the hundred clans is attacking the last kingdom of Rhodok," Ye Xiaofei said sadly: "I have eight legions and 110,000 soldiers in my hands. For the sake of the survival of the human race, Rhodok must not be destroyed, so my generals have begun to plan to go south to rescue the Rhodok Kingdom. As for the territory, without the protection of the army, it is a lamb to the slaughter. If you fall into the hands of orcs or elves, you might as well take the initiative and hand it over to you dwarves. You attack according to the orders of the Presbyterians, and I follow the plan to go south to support the kingdom of Rhodock. There will never be a war as you imagined. Believe me. ”
"This--" Blood Blade couldn't believe that even if it was favored by the heavens, it would not give him such a large territory for nothing.
Sparta patted Bloodblade on the shoulder and affirmed, "What he said is true, the fall of Dehrim is beyond the reach of every human being." The day before yesterday, I attended their meeting, and it was true that the whole territory was given up. There is no second way for them. ”
Ye Xiaofei smiled bitterly, who would be willing to give away the territory he had built brick by brick?
"I'm sorry," Bloodblade bowed apologetically, "I didn't expect your situation to be at the point of survival. As long as you don't take our equipment to fight with us, rest assured, even if you don't give a penny, this batch of equipment is yours. No one can snatch it away. ”
"Haha!" Ye Xiaofei burst into tears with excitement and said with a hearty smile: "I'll just say that dwarves are generous and helpful. This is your natural strength. ”
Ye Xiaofei's heart was indeed happy, what he said was true, but there were some things he didn't say, such as some shady supply agreements, and the upcoming southward support military operation would put the entire territory in the land of four wars. When the time comes, the dwarves may find themselves in the hands of an extremely hot potato.
However, it's no wonder who is, even if Ye Xiaofei doesn't give it and resists hard, the divine envoy who is in the Council of Elders will attack his territory sooner or later, and this taro will fall into the hands of the dwarf if he is late.
Ye Xiaofei could only pray in his heart: It's no wonder, brother, let's work hard to climb the pit together!
Before the laughter was over, the blood blade grabbed Ye Xiaofei's hand with a red face, twisted it behind him, and suddenly started to control Ye Xiaofei, and said happily: "Brother Ye Xiaofei, your time to go to prison is up, what are your last words?" I'll send you in with my own hands. ”
Ye Xiaofei struggled slightly, and the Blood Blade's hand locked his hand behind his back like an iron gate, and suddenly cried and said, "Brother Blood Blade, with our friendship, won't we just get the situation away?" Really going to a dirty, smelly cell? I am the Marquis of the Kingdom. ”
"Let's go!" The Blood Blade escorted Ye Xiaofei out, and said, "Have you ever been a family?" There are so many elders in the Council of Elders, and there are more eyeliner than the stars in the sky. What happened to the Marquis? Who said that the Marquis did not have to go to jail? You stay honest and don't do anything bad. Also, be smart, don't be three or five days later, someone else says, "Oh, who's that?" Ye Xiaofei was poisoned---"
"Ahem-" Ye Xiaofei was a little frightened: "You dwarves will still be poisoned?" Into the meal? ”
"Bloody Blade, I won't go if you send him there, the air in that cell is moldy, so as not to get dirty." Sparta waved goodbye sincerely, his eyes full of disgust, and it was clear that the place called the prison cell was a wonderful environment.
When Ye Xiaofei saw his expression, he suddenly felt deeply overcast, and muttered, "Could it be that there are unlucky ghosts?" ”