Chapter 149: Cooperate with Jiraiya to develop something indescribable.

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Sunshine gives people a feeling of warmth, winter sunshine is no exception, it gives people the first feeling is warmth, in the cold winter, with the gradual rise of the morning sun, the feeling of warmth is still shrouded in the body, bringing a warm feeling.

But at this moment, Ling, listening to the shouts of pedestrians and hawkers coming and going in the town outside, was very cold in his heart.

It's too unreliable, it's just not doing business at all, when is this time?

Morning....

What a beautiful time period.... What is he going to do? The good name is said: take the material....

"Cheers."

At this moment, Jiraiya is sitting in the tavern, hugging left and right, a bottle of sake, a few side dishes, and a leisurely appearance.

"Hey, Jiraiya.... How long are you going to last such a boring time? ”

Ling looked at the empty seat next to him, and then looked at Jiraiya's happy appearance, quite unhappy.

"Really? Boring... You can go around the town, and there are plenty of snacks outside..... Come, keep drinking.... Ahaha~~"

While drinking wine, Jiraiya teased the delicate (harmonious) call girl next to him, laughing.

The port of department stores is the name of this town, and it is also the border between the two countries, and the small fishing village is different in that it is a town with a highly developed business, as long as you are not stupid, you should be able to see it from the name.

After two months of traveling, autumn gradually came to winter, but I didn't do anything in the past two months, oh..... If Zilai's "material" can be regarded as a job, then the two of them still have done a lot of things.

Along the way, every village and town has not let go, and when you meet a beautiful young lady, you have to go to talk to her, and then blow a cowhide, and when the little girl is about to make a promise, Ling will suddenly appear, and then destroy his good deeds.

This made Jiraiya very depressed.....

"Sure enough, it's a problem."

Zilai also secretly glanced at Ling, who didn't know what he was thinking, and secretly thought to himself, "It's completely different from other little ghosts of the same age, the only purpose is to practice, and sure enough, people who can have strong strength at this age are not comparable to ordinary people." ”

The promised immortal mode cultivation has not been opened, on the grounds that there are still things that have not been done, and then the two months of procrastination have passed.

"If you're really bored, I've got my book here, you can read it.... I'm sure I'll be able to use it in the future. ”

Zilai also took out a copy of "Intimacy Paradise" from his backpack and threw it over, Ling Yi shook it off, and said disdainfully: "I'm not interested in this thing." ”

Jiraiya got up and picked up the book, feeling very distressed: "Bastard, that's the brainchild of the Miaomu Mountain Toad Immortal Jiraiya, who is one of the three ninjas..... Really.... You still can't understand it when you're young. ”

"Heh.... I can't read it? Joke ....."

Ling sneered and said, "It's just that this kind of work really doesn't need to be published." ”

"What? Do you know how hot this work is in the market, you damn little devil....."

Zilai also hated and said: "This is the product of bringing more financial resources than I can do the task." ”

"Oh? Such a garbage thing, but many people still buy it? ”

Ling's eyes lit up, even something like "intimacy heaven" that has no temptation at all can be seen by many people, so what if it ......

Ling secretly thought to himself for a while, there was a lot of inventory in his mind, but he didn't expect it to be realized, Ling who worked hard to strengthen it was very short of money now.

Zilai also looked proud: "Of course, 50,000 copies have been sold so far, and they are still being reprinted, which has increased my income by tens of millions..."

"Awesome...."

Ling hadn't spoken yet, and the worship of the girl over there had (harmoniously) summoned her face to satisfy her vanity, and this kind of worship by a beautiful woman can indeed make people feel happy both physically and mentally, of course..... It would be better if this was not the result of spending money in response to (harmony).

Actually making so much money, Ling Hu glanced at Jiraiya suspiciously, and then thought that Naruto had seen Jiraiya's passbook, as if the money was indeed a bit much, and Naruto who had more than zero was shocked, so he said.... The intimacy of the heavenly fire that he said is true, otherwise he would have squandered it so much, where would he have so much money.

"You go out first."

Smack!

Ling touched his pocket, took out a few 10,000 denominations of money and threw them in front of the Ying (Harmony) Calling Girl.

"Thank you boss...."

The latter put away the money and walked out from Jiraiya with a smile, completely ignoring Jiraiya's retention, this is the charm of money.

"Hey, little ghost, what are you going to do? And don't you have no money? Woo..... It's not fun at all. ”

Jiraiya looked helpless, when he first came out, he still wanted to fool Ling into handing over the money to him for safekeeping, but Ling was not Naruto, he just said that he had no money, and then he ate and drank all the way.... But now Ling suddenly took out the money, and he looked rich and willful, which made Zilai secretly mutter, "What a cunning little ghost." ”

Ling didn't answer his question at all, he leaned up directly from the table, took out a small notebook from Jiraiya's backpack, spread it on the table, gestured on the notebook, and said, "Jiraiya, you see.... How about we discuss something? ”

"What's the matter?"

"How about we work together?"

"What for?"

"Make money, I'll give you ideas, you write them down, and then publish them, it's definitely more than what you make now...."

Jiraiya suddenly laughed and said, "You? Help me come up with ideas, haha..... Little ghost, although your strength is very good, but this aspect is ..... Can you? ”

"Okay, you can take a look first."

The book was pushed over.,Zilai also took it suspiciously.。

"Uniform playing, old man music, messy carriages, forced struggle series, office rape (harmony) love series, etc...."A large list of new rankings instantly appeared in front of Jiraiya.

Then Ling began to explain: "According to the sexual orientation, it is nothing more than a single woman, a man and a woman, a woman and a woman, a man and a woman, a group of men and women, imagine that you can mix the above elements with what I said, and then use it to write it out, isn't it very feeling?" ”

"What?"

Jiraiya was dumbfounded, then thought about it carefully, and then combined with his own peach-colored experience, he made up for it, huh? Seem.... Not bad looks.

"But what is this uniform playing? And also.... Why do you know so much. ”

The last four also know what it means, but this uniform plays and doesn't seem to understand it at all.

Ling said disdainfully: "Genius, do you understand? Can you understand the brain circuits of genius? You crane tail. ”

"Bastard, you actually said that the great toad immortal is the tail of the crane.... But what exactly is this uniform temptation? ”

Originally, I wanted to brag about myself, but the temptation of the uniform made Jiraiya's interest even greater.

"Well..... this"

Ling thought for a moment, and then said with a look of anticipation on his face: "The temptation of uniforms is, for example, female ninjas, female warriors, black silk, white silk, net stockings or something. Do you understand? ”

“.....?”

Jiraiya is also a little ignorant.,It doesn't seem to have figured out what this has to do with female ninjas and female samurai.。

"Forget it, I'll tell you in detail, you're a ninja, you must not blame the female ninja, right, but those civilians have definitely not been exposed to these, do you see if we can satisfy their habits in this regard, for example..... The female ninja fled in desperation, but was seriously injured and was rescued by a mountain people. ”

"Got it?"

"I seem to understand something."

Jiraiya said with understanding: "But this is ..... Isn't it an insult to a female ninja? ”

The conscience of heaven and earth, except for Tsunade, Jiraiya has never had this idea about female ninjas, but at this moment he shamefully thought of some plots behind the brain, and then he shamefully felt very excited (harmonious).

"Damn, you write with color, talk to me about insults."

Ling was furious, then calmed down and continued: "It's just, because of reality, and isn't this more stimulating to people's psychological satisfaction?" ”

Jiraiya touched his chin and muttered, "That's right...."

"Very good, since we agreed, let's discuss the next distribution of benefits, Sanqi Kai, what do you think?"

Ling took back the notebook, continued to write, and then threw it to Jiraiya.

"Bastard, you're just going to have three layers of just two words?"

"No, no, no....."

Ling Lian waved his hand again and again and said, "It's not you seven and I three, but I seven and you three." “

"It can't be."

I didn't even think about it, I refused directly, just an inspiration, and I actually wanted to harvest seventy percent, I'm afraid I didn't live in a dream.

But for Ling, is seventy percent too much? Not counting, a good inspiration, but the core of a "good" work.

Ling continued to flicker: "Zilai, seventy is really not much, you see, you are collecting materials every day, but you have only published a book for so many years, but now.... Look at it, I just opened a door for you with just a few simple words, and how much time I omitted for you, isn't it worth taking seventy percent?"

"You're right, but..... Seventy percent is still too much, so let's do it, six four, I'm six and you're four....."

"It's impossible, okay.... Seventy-three, I'm seven, you're three....."

"I'm six, you're four."

"I'm seven, you're three."

The sun was just right outside, and in the small tavern room, the two figures, one big and one small, had a fierce quarrel in the end, and it attracted many people to stay outside for a while, but they really couldn't see why they were arguing, and then they sighed and left one after another.

The end result was that Jiraiya and Ling each retreated and reached an amicable agreement: five or five open.

That's right, Qimu Wuwu fired the gun again.

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