The beginning of this story begins with the Xingchen Gate in Longmen Town in the Ming Dynasty.

On this day, the sun is shining, the sky is clear, and the water is blue.

Collection !! A loud roar came from the backyard of the Star Gate, and the sound shook all over the world.

Then the doors of the two rooms in the courtyard suddenly opened, and two sleepy-eyed people rushed out; Before the two of them could stand still, the person who gave the order at first said, "It's so unbelievable every day, stand up, stand ...... well."

"Count!"

“1”“2”…… Two answers, the number of reports came to an abrupt end.

"Hey, why is it just the two of you, what about people, Xiao Ji?"

"His wife was born prematurely and can't come." At this time, the thinner one, the hippie smiling face in the blue dress, replied.

"Xiao Mo!" Then the man shouted.

"Also born prematurely." Another fat man in a linen dress replied.

"Didn't you hear he married a daughter-in-law?" At this time, the man was in a hurry and felt inexplicable.

"It was his sow that gave birth prematurely." The fat man replied.

"Hey...... This...... Unreal, unreal, what do you say you do in the Star Gate for a day? ”

"Mix!" The fat man replied.

"Then what can you do when you leave the Star Gate?"

"Bastard!" Then Unreal took out a steamed bun from his arms and nibbled on it.

"Hey, you, you...... You know how to eat, you you. So saying, the man stepped forward and slapped twice.

At the same time, the thin man next to him also ran over and said with a smile, "Master, you are competing with this foodie, don't you still have me?" Do you have any martial arts cheats or something, give two copies to the apprentice? ”

"You know the martial arts cheats, what is the use of not practicing if you read so much." The master replied angrily, "Come, practice with Master, Master and I, Master will teach you a set of unique martial arts today." Then I saw him lift his breath, exhale, lift his breath, exhale, and then say, "The eighth set of radio gymnastics." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the thin man hurriedly shouted, "Come on, Master, no matter what you say, it's a sword from the west." But since I came in here, I haven't seen you make a single move. Can you also show your hands to the apprentices and open your eyes? ”

"Oops, it's not a very good day."

"Master, what does this have to do with the heavens?" The thin man looked at the sky.

"The main thing is that there is no preparation. Next time, ahhh ”

"Master, here." As he spoke, the thin man pulled out a short sword from his waist, "Here you go, Master." ”

"Okay." The master took the short sword, and as he spoke, he used a sword from the west, and with a "whoosh", the sword was gone. At this time, he said, "Well, just now a crow with appendicitis flew by, and the cry was so miserable that I couldn't hold back it, and gave him a simple operation with my sword." Wish him a speedy recovery. ”

The thin man looked up at the sky when he heard this, but he didn't see anything, "It seems that Master's skills are very powerful." Then he thought; At this time, the fat man came up from behind and said with a crying voice, "But Master, it's a crow that has appendicitis, it's not me." As he spoke, he turned around and saw the sword stuck in his ass.

"Illusory, you are so bold, you dare to stop me from operating on a sick crow." The master shouted angrily.

"I don't."

"You still dare to say no, it's because your goal is too big and blocked my sword. You will not be allowed to eat for a day. With that, he left in a huff.

"Master, hey, Master......" The two also chased after them.

Then the three of them came to the hall.

"Dou'er, eat." Then the master said.

"Okay, come, Master." With that, Dou'er sat down.

The fat man could only look enviously from the side, "Hey, others sit and I stand, others eat and I watch, the greatest pain in life is nothing more than this." ”

"No one won't let you sit." Dou'er gave him a strange look.

Then I saw the illusion, "Hey, hey" before he reacted, "If you don't sit, you won't sit." ”

"Okay, come, Master." With that, Dou'er sat down.

The fat man could only look enviously from the side, "Hey, others sit and I stand, others eat and I watch, the greatest pain in life is nothing more than this." ”

"No one won't let you sit." Dou'er gave him a strange look.

Then I saw the illusion, "Hey, hey" before he reacted, "If you don't sit, you won't sit." ”

"Unreal, you are the senior brother of Xingchenmen, and you have been coming to Xingchenmen for several years, and you have not increased anything except the amount of food."

"Master, don't worry, he Yuan is illusory and not angry, isn't there still me Cai Badou." Cai Badou continued.

"You're no better than him."

At this time, two catchers came in from the front yard, and one of them shouted as he walked, "Old Lu, old Lu ......"

"Oh no, the white catcher is here." Lao Lu's face turned pale and said miserably.

Before he could get out, the white catcher had already come in.

"Lao Lu, Lao Lu, eating." White Catcher said.

"No, no, no." Lao Lu hurriedly replied, and the three of them surrounded the two fast groups to block the food on the table.

"Everyone, excuse me, I don't want to disturb the people." Bai Zhutou straightened his body, "I'm here today, mainly ......"

"It's time for dinner again." Unreal muttered under his breath.

"Uh-huh." The white catcher stretched his head forward obscenely.

"What did he say he was doing?" Cai Badou replied first.

"It's not a business, it's a business trip." Bai Weixia said loudly.

"Have you ever seen this person?" Bai Weixia walked forward and pointed back.

"I've seen it, isn't this nine-tailed?" Cai Badou said, "Hey, I haven't seen you for a few days, Nine-Tails, there are a lot fewer acne on my face." Nine-Tails followed with a smirk.

At this time, Bai Zhutou turned around and said angrily, "Did I say him, did I say him?" Then he said to the Nine-Tails, "Open the portrait." ”

"Oh, oh, look at my brain, I'm sorry," Nine-Tails seemed to react before he pulled out a portrait. Then unfold the portrait.

"I'm talking about this man." Bai Zhutou said and pointed to the portrait.

The three of them were shocked, looked at it carefully, and Lao Lu said, "Bai Zhutou, this is too difficult." ”

"Yes! This is just the back of the head, and some people believe it when it is said that you are a white catcher. Cai Badou continued.

"Isn't it like no one has ever seen a straight face? Hey, look at the features of this painting. First of all, it's a woman. ”

"The range of the correct answer has been reduced by half, but the other half is still huge." Cai Badou said with a frown.

"Look at this again." Bai Weixia pointed to the portrait and said, "Although there are many women in the world, there is only one who can wear this kind of hairpin." ”

"Bai Zhutou, is there anything special about this hairpin?" Lao Lu asked.

"Hey, hey, good question?" Bai Zhutou smiled obscenely, "The owner of this hairpin is not ordinary, she is a murderous Red Flame Maniac, a criminal of the imperial court." According to the information, this Red Flame Maniac Demon was ambushed by the Six Gates, and although he broke out of the encirclement, he was seriously injured, and has now fled to the vicinity of Longmen Town. ”

"Oh......, that's none of our business. How could someone with such a big wrist come to our Star Gate. Cai Badou replied with a sigh of relief. The other two nodded in agreement.