Chapter 68: Ridicule! Depressed salted fish

"Hahahahaha......ha

Early the next morning, the classroom was filled with Yuntao's laughter.

"Still laughing! Laugh at the uncle again, do you believe it or not! You bad friend! I'm suffering, is it so funny in your eyes! ”

"Huha......"

Yun Tao heard Yu Xian's thick and unhappy voice, and quickly stopped laughing and calmed his breathing.

"Nope! No! How could it be! We're best friends! ”

"You have the ability to look at my face and say it again!"

"That's not going to work! If I look at your face, I can't help it! ”

Yun Tao decisively rejected Yu Xian.

"By the way, how did you get it? How can it be so poofhahahaha......"

Yun Tao said that the image of Yu Xian appeared in his mind halfway through, and then he couldn't help but laugh again.

If you want to ask what is going on, it is to start with Yu Xian's return home after being rescued last night.

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"It's finally back!! I almost confessed to the outside today......"

Yu Xian returned home and stripped his dusty school uniform and searched for food in the kitchen wearing only a pair of underwear.

"I'm rubbing! Do you want the refrigerator to be so clean! Not even a single egg left! What a joke! What am I going to eat tonight? You don't have to go hungry all night! Your sister's! This is trying to force me! ”

Yu Xian began to search for something in the room.

"I'm rubbing! My bag is still in that woman's house! My phone! Purse! By the way, there are textbooks, all in it! What to do? You won't want me to go to his house once! Don't! I don't want to go again! ”

Holding his head, Yu Xian began to roll around on the ground.

[Forget it...... Just leave those things behind, and then go and get a new set in two days........ Fortunately, there is still some private money at home, which is called being prepared! Hahahaha.........]

After thinking about it for a long time, he finally came up with this result.

"No, I'm so hungry! Use your landline at home to order takeout tonight, I don't want to run out after a tiring day! I didn't even bother to stand up! ”

After speaking, Yu Xian slowly climbed from the ground to the location of the landline.

[That's right! I don't know what the delivery number is! I usually use my phone to order food...... I'm sorry I only have the phone number of the part-time job...... Anyway, it's a restaurant, so let's order there! 】

Yu Xian, who had thought about it, dialed the outside phone of the part-time job restaurant on the landline.

"Beep...... Beep...... Beep...... Hey, welcome to the New Era Restaurant takeaway hotline, do you need to order something?"

The phone rang a few times, and a woman's voice came out of the phone.

[This is Sister Huang? Troublesome! I just remembered that the people working in the restaurant seemed to be all women, so wouldn't they be delivering food to a stranger's house so late! But I'm about to starve to death, so let's be a dead horse doctor......]

"Hello, I want to order a black pepper beef fillet risotto, a double-sided fried poached egg, and a glass of iced Coke, and send ......"

Yu Xian pinched his throat and whispered.

"Okay lady, let's get ready!"

Although Sister Huang's voice was a little confused, she still hung up the phone and went to prepare the meal.

[Hahahaha......! I didn't expect the uncle to pretend to be so superb! Isn't it possible to develop in this direction in the future? Just kidding! 】

Hanging up the phone, Yu Xian sat on the sofa in the living room, quietly waiting for the arrival of the life-saving takeaway.

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"Ding-dong......"

The sound of someone ringing the doorbell rang at the door.

[My takeout is here! 】

Yu Xian excitedly jumped up from the couch and ran to open the door.

"Hello, is this the takeaway ....... I...... Aftermath? ”

"This voice is Lin Chumeng?"

The person standing at the door wore a red and white cap on his head, dressed in a delivery dress from a new-age restaurant, and made a female voice that stirred Yu Xian's heart.

She looked up so that Yu Xian could see her face clearly.

Yu Xian found that Lin Chumeng watched his face slowly turn from white to red, as if he was trying to endure something.

At this moment, Yu Xian felt the feeling of death coming, and he was covered in cold sweat, and his feet were frozen in place.

"Hooligans!!!"

"Bang!!"

Yu Xian stood on the spot, took a powerful left hook from Lin Chumeng, and then flew out.

"Wow...... How am I a hooligan again! Tell me clearly! ”

He covered his face and stood up, approached Lin Chumeng again without fear of death, and began to question.

"Don't come near me!!"

"Bang!!"

Another punch hit Yu Xian's left side of the face without mercy, causing it to fly sideways.

"What are you doing! Is it necessary to hit me like this! ”

After receiving two punches, Yu Xian didn't dare to get close this time, so he could only squat on the ground with his swollen left face covered.

"You...... You put on your clothes first! ”

Lin Chumeng brushed his red face aside, but his eyes still looked at Yu Xian from time to time because of curiosity.

"Huh?"

Yu Xian looked at his body suspiciously, and he was now bare, wearing nothing except a pair of underwear.

"Hey...... Sorry, you come in and sit down, I'll go change now! ”

After laughing awkwardly twice, Yu Xian walked into the room.

After a while, Yu Xian, dressed in home clothes, appeared in the living room.

"I'm really sorry, I was a little tired just now and didn't realize that I didn't have clothes on, which caused such a gaffe......."

"No...... Not...... It's okay, I'm just sorry for punching you so much......"

[I guess it's the unscrupulous store manager who is thinking about it again!] That guy knows my address! 】

The two sat on the sofa in the living room, apologizing to each other through a small coffee table in the middle.

The red tide on Lin Chumeng's face had not completely receded because of what had just happened, and he didn't dare to look at Yu Xian's face, so he could only lower his head and look at the floor.

"That'...... That, here's the meal you ordered. ”

Lin Chumeng took out Yu Xian's meal from the takeaway bag on the side and put it on the small coffee table.

"I didn't ...... I'll leave first. ”

Then she stood up and walked out the door.

"Wait! I haven't given the money yet, why are you in such a hurry? Am I that scary? ”

"I didn't ...... There is no ......"

"Then sit a little longer, and when I'm done eating, I'll give you a ride, how dangerous it is for a little girl's family to hang out at night!"

【Passerby Danger ......】

"This ...... It's so embarrassing, I can go back myself! ”

"It's okay! If you're in a hurry, I'll send you back first, and then come back to eat. ”

After speaking, Yu Xian didn't look at the food on the coffee table, stood up and walked towards the door.

"No...... No, you can eat first, I'll sit here for a while. ”

Seeing that Yu Xian was so resolute, Lin Chumeng was embarrassed to spoil Yu Xian's kindness.

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"That'...... Well, I don't know if I should ask a question.......

Halfway through eating, Lin Chumeng suddenly asked Yu Xian.

"Huh? Just say what you want, and be polite to me! ”

"Then I'll tell you?"

"Hmmm! Just say it! ”

Lin Chumeng heard Yu Xian's affirmation, and pointed to Yu Xian's head with a puzzled expression.

"This ...... Is this popular right now? ”

"Which one?"

"That's it...... It's your hair. ”

"What's wrong with my hair? Is there anything strange about it? ”

Yu Xian stretched out a hand and touched it on his head.

"Huh?"

Suddenly, as if he had discovered something, Yu Xian jumped up from the sofa and quickly rushed to the bathroom, taking a closer look in front of the mirror.

"Your sister!!! Where's my hair?! ”

In the mirror, a large piece of his hair was cut off in the middle of the top of his head, creating a 'Mediterranean' scene.

"That woman !!"

"I didn't ...... Are you alright?"

Lin Chumeng stretched out half of his head from outside the door and asked Yu Xian gently.

"I ......"

Yu Xian wanted to cry without tears, this kind of thing was not done by Lin Chumeng, and it was not good to be angry with her, but now his mood was extremely bad.

"I didn't ...... It's okay to stay up late a little less......"

"Alas...... I...... Got it......"

Yu Xian sighed and forced back this anger, and then looked at his 'Mediterranean' in the mirror.

"Alas...... Looks like I'm going to have to see you off today...... By the way, let's cut my head again, this head shape ......."

Sighing, Yu Xian walked out of the bathroom and looked at the food on the table, and lost his appetite.

"Let's go, I'll send you."

"Hmm...... Well! ”

Lin Chumeng nodded in agreement, but for some reason there was still a trace of joy on his face.

The two walked out of the door, and when they went downstairs, Yu Xian saw a small battery car parked downstairs.

"This is yours?"

"Hmm...... Well! ”

"Yes! It's so far away, and the store manager won't let you come over. Then I'll send it here, and you can go back alone and be careful. ”

"Good...... Ok ......"

For some reason, there was a sense of loss on Lin Chumeng's face.

In response, Lin Chumeng got on the small battery and left slowly.

Looking at Lin Chumeng's departing back, Yu Xian shook his head and walked towards the barbershop.

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"So that's why you came to school today with your head barehead and half of your face swollen?"

Yuntao's face was full of disbelief.

"It's really possible for something so dramatic to happen to you......"

"Do you say that I should cry? Or should I laugh? Or should I hit you? ”

Yu Xian tilted his head and looked at his friend's Yuntao.

"Don't! Just kidding, in fact, I am very sad that you have become like this! ”

"You have the ability to look at my face and speak!"

"You're embarrassing me like that!"

Yun Tao still tilted his head to the side, trying not to look at Yu Xian's face.

[It's all that woman!] It really killed me! If you let me see him again, I must teach him how to behave! 】

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"I'm in......"

After school, Yu Xian walked into the department with his head down.

In the department, there are ministers who don't know what they are doing, Lin Liyin, who is looking at comics, Dongfang Chun, who is sitting quietly on a chair, and ......

"Boy, you're finally here! What a waiting, Miss Ben! ”

"You're ......! What are you doing here! You're going to arrest me! Leave it to go, Miss! ”

Yu Xian hugged his head and wanted to run away.

"Smack!"

The girl snapped her fingers.

"Dash...... Da ...... Da ......"

A group of big men dressed in black and with straight backs suddenly appeared at the door, blocking Yu Xian in the door.

"Uh...... Big Brother has ...... What advice?"

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The people in black didn't make a sound, but kept blocking Yu Xian in the door of the department, not allowing him to take a step.

"Miss Ben hasn't said anything yet, where do you want to run this kid?"

"I ......"

Yu Xian saw that he couldn't escape from his wings, so he had to bite the bullet and walk in.

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