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Two gunshots rang out in the jungle, and the female officer finally couldn't help but show up.

Lin Feng quietly asked Timo, "You squatted in the grass in front of her for a long time yesterday, right?" ”

As soon as Timo nodded, Lin Feng immediately laughed arrogantly: "Haha, isn't the female police officer's figure not very good, it's only a little bit big there." Tsk, is there something wrong with your body, let my brother check it out. ”

Caitlin was furious, and sure enough, she took two steps forward, and was eager to rush up and tear him in the mouth.

Jinx muttered, "Her ...... Is it the size of a ball, or just a little bit? Alas, my mother is right, men are so greedy. ”

Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward......

Lin Feng sang excitedly in his heart, watching the female police officer step into the grass.

She frowned. Haha, I figured something was wrong.

She bent over. Hehe, do you see the cute little mushrooms on the ground?

She looked down and seemed to reach out to touch it, then stood up and slowly put her fingers to her face.

Oops, Caitlyn is a hero, and it's a big problem to get killed.

Lin Feng's face darkened, and he shouted, "Caitlin, you can't lick it." Poisonous! ”

Timo looked aggrieved: "The food that people eat is very healthy, how can it be poisonous." ”

"Ah......" Lin Feng looked confused, "Timo, what do you mean?" ”

"What people eat is not poisonous, and of course the poop pulled out is not poisonous."

Lin Feng's mind was a little funny, and it took a moment to come to his senses: "Timo, you mean that you have been squatting in it for a long time, but you are actually pulling poop?" ”

"yes, I ate your barbecue yesterday and my stomach was uncomfortable, oops, maybe it's really poisonous in poop. I didn't expect you to use this method against a female police officer. Teemo appeared innocent.

"Giggles, Lin Feng, you are so bad." Jinx gloats.

Lin Feng didn't have the time to pay attention to them, now all he cared about was the feelings of the female police officer.

When he looked up, he saw that it was no longer a woman, but a tigress.

"Lin Feng, I'm going to kill you."

The roar seemed to make the whole valley tremble, and countless birds and beasts fled in all directions. The angry woman roared, and indeed she had the domineering might of the king of the forest.

There are two kinds of people in the world that cannot be provoked: the madman and the woman. If you're even more unlucky enough to bump into a woman who is turning into a madman, run and don't look back!

Jinx: "But there's policewoman clips all over here." ”

"Hehe, the easiest way to deal with the clamp is to let someone else step on it." Lin Feng's smile was a little sly, "Timo, do you know how football is played?" ”

"Come, I'll teach you how to play." Lin Feng pressed the cute Timo to the ground and formed a ball.

Lift your legs, charge up, and get your feet out.

Shout.

Teemo-kun sped out until he was tied up with a clamp with a clang.

Bang.

The policewoman attacked from behind.

Lin Feng picked up Jinx, used his back to fend off the bullets, and rushed to Timo's side to raise his leg and kick it again.

"Oops, my ass hurts."

"I'm sorry, my summoned beast ran out today, so I can only let you go ahead and explore the way."

"Teemo is great, come on."

"Don't run, Lin Feng, I won't let you go."

The shouts of the four echoed through the valley and faded into the depths of the Iron Ridge Mountains.

After trekking through the mountains and forests for several days, a cold snap swept in from the west in the early morning.

The proximity of the Frost Plains meant that the trio had finally escaped the pursuit of the female police officer.

But they were not happy at all, and the food reserves were almost exhausted. It's not that easy to get through this uninhabited area.

Turning over the last mountain, a white field appeared ahead.

There are only two seasons on the Frost Plains, and the first heavy snow falls in July, announcing the official arrival of winter.

The tired trio rested on the top of the mountain, thinking about how to continue the long journey below.

There was a horse bell in the distance, and Lin Feng looked at it from afar.

A group of men and horses walked across the snowfield, looking at the neat ranks and costumes like an army, and looking at their ostentatious posture, it didn't seem to look like it.

Lin Feng observed for a while and laughed happily: "Haha, it seems that there is hope for our supplies." ”

Coming down from the mountain, the three of them hid in the jungle and continued to watch.

The horses were carrying a lot of supplies on their backs, and they were supposed to be a caravan. Even better, the gang stopped not far in front of them.

The men dismounted and gathered around a guy who looked like a leader.

Then, everyone began to untie their clothes, and in a moment a group of shirtless men appeared on the snowfield.

"Don't look at it, little ones." Lin Feng covered Jinx's eyes, wondering what these people were doing.

on the snowy field.

The Leader is speaking: "The Empire has always been called an evil state by the world, and the problem is all with the soldiers. The first impression of this black equipment is quite bad, you don't pay attention to personal hygiene, you stink, how can you let others know your kind and upright side. ”

The soldiers looked helpless: "Lord Chief, this is a snowy field, do you really want to take a bath?" ”

The leader said angrily: "In my ranks, military appearance is the most important. This is the order, hurry up and execute it. ”

As he spoke, he grabbed a ball of snow and rubbed it on his body, humming in his mouth: Oh, it's so cool. O snow of Freljord, soak my pure skin. ”

The soldiers looked like they had nothing to love, piled up a huge snow pit on the ground, and jumped into it one by one as if they were going to die.

As soon as the snow melted, a fast horse galloped from behind.

The man on the horse was surprised by this sight and handed a piece of paper to the chief: "Lord Delevingne, this is a letter from General Darius. ”

Draven straightened up and gave a military salute. With disdain on his face, he opened it and looked at it, and said disdainfully: "My brother has been getting stranger and stranger lately. Look, Ryan, what he's talking about. ”

Ryan was his staff officer, and immediately held the letter and read it softly: "Picheng Secret Report: Debang's wanted criminal Lin Feng has escaped from Picheng recently, and it is very likely that he will pass through the Iron Ridge Mountain Range and enter the ice field. Your unit has been ordered to patrol the front line, and be sure to look for this man's whereabouts along the way. Once discovered, capture it alive at all costs, remember, easy not to use force. ”

Ryan felt that the last sentence was indeed a bit contradictory, and frowned: "It's a little strange." ”

"Isn't it?" Draven muttered, "What is on my big brother's mind, how can he even have a strong mind for a man." ”

"Ah......h

"What's the matter, isn't Lin Feng a man?"

Draven glanced at the wanted notice caught in the letterhead, crumpled it up and threw it out.

Ryan bent down to pick it up, and accidentally fell out of his arms.

Delevin said solemnly, "Ryan, I can warn you, don't pout your ass like this in front of my eldest brother. ”

"Of course, throwing soap in front of him is even worse."

Draven looked at the things on the ground, his eyes shining: "Little ones, take out the soap we smuggled from Phi City at a high price." I'm about to go to the front, so wash me a little clean this time. ”