(3) (5): Fight wits (funny)

"Huh~? You're all here, are you here today?" said Arakawa as he walked in through the door in his pajamas.

"Take a nap? You came out, didn't anyone else come out?" asked Yukizakura as she looked at Arakawa, who had just come in.

Arakawa stretched his waist, yawned, and said, "I didn't see them, Victoria and the little white door have idlers free to enter signs, I don't know what to do inside."

Xue Ying frowned, and found that things were not so simple, "Take a break, have you stuck to their door and listened to the movement inside?" ”

Xue Ying thinks it's unscientific, it's normal for Shirabira to do this, what is Victoria doing sneaking around in the room? Could it be that there is some secret or something?

Xue Ying's eyes lit up, rubbed her chin, hehehehe, smiled evilly, and then said to the three people, "You guys play three hemp first, and when I come back, we will play four hemp, I'll go, hehe" Without waiting for anyone to say anything, a gust of wind rushed out.

"Looking at Xiaoxue's smile, I instantly felt that who was going to suffer, it was a little terrifying...' Arakawa Shu felt as if he was blown by the cold wind, holding his arms and shivering.

Indeed, Xue Ying's smile just now was like the expression of the second lady finding a toy, not only Arakawa, but Ketie and Maho hugged each other and trembled after seeing the expression of Xue Ying, a ghost animal!

It wasn't until the time when Xue Ying left that everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then they all prayed for those two people in their hearts, hoping that they wouldn't be played too badly, and it was estimated that Xue Ying wanted to play a prank again.

Although Xue Ying looks very much like a big lady, it is only a posture that is shown when facing outsiders, and in the face of these familiar people, Xue Ying will show her other side, like to do it, to the extent of heaven.

The three of them looked at each other and sighed helplessly, Arakawa clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Let's play Sanma, the three of them... Don't worry about it, just treat it as if this is the daily routine of this family, ahhaha..."Arakawa's smile stiffened.

"If this is the day-to-day routine, I don't think I'd better join in... It's terrifying, you do such a terrible thing every day" Kitty looked at the door blankly and said, thinking about how she would be ghost by Yuki Sakura if she lived in, and finally seemed to think of something terrifying, her face was pale, her arms trembled, and she repeated 'Don't come here, it's not good to come...'

Looking at Kitty, who suddenly had a convulsion, Maho and Arakawa glanced at each other and shrugged their shoulders, seeing the confusion and helplessness in the eyes of both parties.

This thing is just fine, how can it become like this when you bow your head and say a word, both of them said that this is really a poor child, and they both feel sorry for her, this good baby, it is stupid to say stupid.

Maho got down from the chair and patted Kitty on the shoulder "Kitty~Okay~Good~" Touching Kitty like a kitten, Kitty returned to normal, and then showed a comfortable expression ==.

After a while, the touched Kitty suddenly opened her eyes wide, noticed that something was wrong, and then jumped up and pointed at the real sail, "You, you, you!" What are you doing! Why touch my head! I! I'm not an animal! "His face was as red as an apple, and he couldn't speak.

Zhenfan looked at Kitty and tilted his head suspiciously, "Isn't Kitty a small animal, that's a pity, just now it's cuter than a small animal."

"You...!" Kitty, who just wanted to use Tsundere's ultimate special move, found that he was still a child two years younger than him in front of him at the moment, so he turned his head sideways with a slightly unhappy expression and said "tsk"

Zhenfan took out a small notebook, and then found something on it, and after a while, he pointed to the small notebook and suddenly exclaimed, "Oh! Found it, just Kitty's textbook tsundere! This is a cute attribute.,The notes given by Sister Sakura are really good.,I remember it so all," Zhenfan said and continued to flip through the small book.

"What a textbook tsundere! I'm not a tsundere! Keti directly blushed and snatched the small book in Zhenfan's hand, and then looked at it, the more she looked at it, the more she blushed, and after reading it, she saw Zhenfan looking at her with big red eyes, and she had no choice but to stuff the small book back.

"How can Xiaoxue remember such a thing as this, it turns out that it's just a little bit of information about us, really, just a little bit," said Keti, holding her head and chest.

"Oooh... It says Tsundere with a double ponytail, which is amazing, but Kitty is not a double ponytail, and it says blonde double ponytail, tsundere..."Then he raised his head and looked at Kitty, looked at it for a long time, and his eyes lit up, "If Kitty has two ponytails, it will be very cute!" It's true! You say yes! Nap sauce~! Then his eyes sparkled with stars and he looked at Arakawa expectantly.

Arakawa laughed dryly, and then looked at Kitty as well, and after a while, said with an expression of approval, "It's really suitable for double ponytails, and if you tie it up, it will really change a lot, in terms of cuteness."

"Well, the recommended way is... It is written like this [Don't always learn to be a dignified lady, if it is a tsundere lady, you will definitely get 100 praises and likes] "Zhenfan nodded, and then said very agreeably" There is nothing wrong with this sentence, I didn't expect Sister Sakura to care so much about us, and everyone observed it so thoroughly, so amazing! ”

Looking at the blind worship of the real sail, Arakawa covered his face and sighed, "Xiaoxue has taught another bad one, it's over, there will be a pure newcomer in the future, and she must not be allowed to follow Xiaoxue, otherwise there will definitely be no normal people in this team..."Arakawa was deeply worried about the future of the mahjong club he was in at this moment.

While Arakawa was thinking about it, a dwarf with a long white beard and a hammer-like thing appeared in his head, and then said to her, "You have a bright future."

Arakawa woke up violently, and then sat helplessly in his seat and waited for the farce to end, and began to play mahjong.

Kitty snatched the little notebook, and then saw that the real sail was going to cry again, and then stuffed it back, and found that he didn't cry again, and after trying it a few times, he found it was fun, and Kitty just played like this a few times.

Just for the last time, Kitty was about to reach out and grab it again, but this time Zhenfan suddenly opened his mouth, bit the hand that was about to snatch his little book, and then stared at Kitty viciously.

"I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't bite me! I won't rob it! Little Ketty! Don't bite! It hurts, woo, QAQ," Kitty said to Maho with a sad face.

In the end, Zhenfan let go of his mouth in Kitty's wail, then put the notebook away, and said to the two people, "Hmph, you always bully me, let's play mahjong!" I'm going to bully back" exuded a soft aura of light blue on his body, and his eyes stared at Kitty deadly.

At this time, Keti couldn't say anything, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, but he had no choice but to fight others, so he could only ask the gods to bless him, and he would be lucky and win the real sail.

On the other side, Yuki Sakura went to the door of Shirakaba's room, coughed, and then rolled her eyes, imitating the voice of love, "It's already noon!" Why don't you get up yet! It's time to wake up! Otherwise, you will look good! Open the door! After saying that, Yukizakura put her ear to the door and listened to the movement inside.

As soon as Xue Ying put her ears on, she heard the sound inside, knock knock, objects colliding, and then there was no movement after a while, Xue Ying was a little strange, why was it so messy just now? And the sound of things colliding? This is absolutely not right! There's something!

Sticking it on and listening to it, I found that there was no sound, Xue Sakura frowned and rubbed her chin, 'How is it possible, could it be that there is someone in the room?' Masaka! My cute little white actually brought someone into the house! I'm going to see which abominable ape defiled my little white! At this moment, Yukikura was burning with anger in her eyes.

After thinking about it, she pretended to be in love and would never open the door, so Xue Ying coughed and shouted loudly imitating the courier's voice, "Is it Ms. Scarlet Moon Birch?" The latest game console you ordered, as well as the snack package, please pay attention to check~"

Xue Ying stuck to the door, and then heard the sound of collision inside, and after a while, Bai Hua, who was wearing pajamas, opened the door, squinted his eyes expectantly and said, "Yo~ Miss courier, I'm here, my bag... Wrap? Huh? ”

Bai Hua, who thought it was a courier, opened the door and saw Xue Ying's big smiling face, and then broke out in a cold sweat, 'This smile is definitely going to have an accident, 36 plans to go!' ’

As soon as he was about to close the door, Bai Hua found that the door could not be closed, as if he was stuck by a boulder.

"Xiaobai is really stupid, how could the courier come into the house~ Not to mention going up to the second floor~" Xue Ying's squinting eyes opened a slit, revealing a red light, and looked at Bai Hua with contempt, as if looking at a zz.

The little birch who reacted turned white, and then bent forward in frustration and hammered the floor, "Why didn't I think of it!" Woooooo ”

Just after hammering the floor twice, Bai Hua frowned and crawled up with tears, and suddenly hugged his little fist and blew, "It hurts, it hurts... Whew~Whew~"

Xue Ying looked at Bai Hua like this, and the dissatisfaction just now disappeared in an instant, and then she took Bai Hua into her arms and rubbed her face, "Wow~ I haven't seen such a cute little white for a long time~ It's so cute~ Rub ~"

After being rubbed by Xue Ying's face, Bai Hua, who buried his chest and killed, patted the door, and finally slapped the door with less and less strength, and then finally his hand was not moved after playing, and he was powerless to go down.

Xue Ying was startled, and then after letting go of her, she found that it was fine, just a lack of oxygen, and after breathing a sigh of relief, Xue Ying's eyes flashed a red light, and she slowly walked in.

"I want to see which ape dares to defile my sister" The sentence carried a deep coldness, and Bai Hua, who was lying on the ground, was stimulated by the cold air carried by this sentence, and hugged his arms and trembled.

Bai Hua ran to Xue Sakura with an inexplicable face, "I didn't have a boyfriend like that!" Sister, what are you going to do! Don't go over! Don'tβ€”" Bai Hua looked desperate and looked at his bulging quilt.

"Hmph, Xiaobai, you said that there is no one, such a bulging quilt, how can it not be a person, and it will not lie~" Then he lifted the quilt with a smile, revealing not the ape made up by Xue Sakura's brain, but... A big box of snacks, all kinds of snacks, bags from all countries, a whole big box, and a small box with a notebook.

Xue Ying was relieved to see this, knowing that her lovely sister was still her cute sister, and then put all the snacks into a big box, and finally locked it, and the notebook was not moved, leaving her on the quilt, after Xue Ying got off the bed, she found a white cloth hanging on the wall on one side.

Xue Ying tilted her head and walked over suspiciously, and then lifted the white cloth at once, and found that there was a big screen inside, which was playing... Magical girl Illya? ... Yukizakura stared at the screen speechlessly.

"Isn't this the anime with the name of a magical girl.,Actually, the anime whose real name is [The Legend of the Giant Warrior of the Emiya]...' The corners of Xue Ying's eyes twitched.

Then I don't care about this screen anymore, Bai Hua can watch it if he likes it, and then he wants to go out with a big box.

"Sister~! Don't~! You can take anything away~ Only this box can't~ Sister think twice~" Bai Hua hugged Xue Ying's thigh and rubbed it, not letting her leave the house.

The corners of Xue Ying's eyes moved slightly, and she glanced at Bai Hua lightly, and said, "Half"

Bai Hua showed a painful expression, and finally said "3 into"

Xue Ying stopped looking at her and continued to walk forward, "At least forty percent, otherwise all of these will be confiscated" Although it takes a lot of strength to walk, Xue Ying is still bargaining unhurriedly.

Bai Hua found that he couldn't stop Xue Ying's footsteps, and finally gritted his teeth, closed his eyes in pain, and shouted, "Four is four!" Give me back the box! I'll give you four achievements! ”

Hearing this, Xue Ying squinted her eyes, nodded her head with satisfaction, and then bent her knees and touched Bai Hua's head, "Xiaobai is really obedient, this is my favorite sister~"

In the end, in Bai Hua's desperate expression, Xue Ying used a big bag to fill forty percent of the snacks, and then happily hummed a little song and walked out of Bai Hua's house, and after going out, she also helped Bai Hua close the door by the way.

Bai Hua looked at the closed door, and after reacting, he lay on the bed, opened a can of coffee, and then took a sip, silently crying "Life, like this coffee, is full of bitter taste."

Xue Ying looked left and right and quietly walked back to her room, put this big bag of snacks in her closet, and then breathed a sigh of relief, "It's good that love didn't come back, otherwise I would have confiscated these, whew~ I finally got it~"

"Yo Xi~ Next is little Victoria~ Let's see what kind of loot can be borrowed from her, bah, what kind of loot can be borrowed~" Squinting his eyes, he turned around and left his room and walked towards Victoria's room.

When she went to Victoria's door, she put her ear to the door and heard a strange sound inside, and Yukizakura frowned, realizing that things seemed to be very complicated.

"Ah~I can't extricate myself~ This..."Yukizakura frowned and listened to the strange sound coming from inside.

"That voice just now... What the hell, Leah shouldn't be that kind of person... But what's going on with that strange voice" Yukizakura continues to lie on the door and eavesdrop (cross out)... No, I should be listening to my friend's troubles.

"Wait, little sweethearts~Wait for me~" The corner of Xue Sakura's eyes twitched, "Little sweetheart, what is that called?" Strange voice just now, strange name now, and with 'we', it seems that there is more than one person, I didn't expect you to be such Victoria! ’

Xue Sakura looked at the hanging sign that idlers were exempted from entering, and thought that she would not be able to enter if she didn't use special means, so she rubbed her chin and thought about how she could get in.

"There it is! Hey, hey" and then at her door, cleared her throat and said loudly, "Huh?!" Isn't this Sylvia?! How did you find here? The voice was surprised.

Then after a while, he said in a tone of sudden realization, "Soga~ It turned out that Victoria told you, so come in and sit, your sister doesn't know what's going on, she hasn't gotten up yet, really, I've called so many times before."

Victoria, who was in the room, had stopped eating dessert from the moment Yuki Sakura spoke, and then quietly walked to the door and put her ear to the door and listened carefully.

When I heard that my sister was coming, I panicked, but her sister kept telling her not to eat too many desserts, but now she was disobedient, and she was found miserable.

Lying on the door and listening for a long time without hearing her sister's voice, she was a little puzzled, just in case, Victoria did not give up and continued to lie on the door and eavesdrop.

Xue Ying put on a really tricky expression, then smacked, and then gradually lowered her voice from big to small and said, "Sylvia~ Don't worry~ I'll go downstairs~ It's a long way to go, I'll help you make a cup to drink~ What do you drink?" ”

Hearing the sound gradually moving away, Victoria finally chose to quietly open a crack in the door to see, and then softly opened the door lock, gently pressed on the handle, opened the gap in the door, revealed one eye to look, no one was seen in the direction of the staircase, and then slowly moved to the other side, and then a scene startled herself, she saw an eye also looking at her at the crack of the door "Ah~!! What the hell!! Victoria closed her eyes and was about to lock the door behind her, but found that no matter how hard she tried, it didn't help.

"Hey, hey, I've finally let you open the door~ Let me go in and see what's hidden in your room~" Yuki Sakura squinted her eyes and smiled at Victoria.

Victoria looked at Xue Sakura's smile, her heart was furious, then she secretly glanced back at the pastries on the table, looked at Xue Sakura again, gritted her teeth, and then increased the strength in her hands, thinking to herself, "I must close the door, otherwise the evil ghost outside Xiaoxue will snatch all my pastries!" ’

Victoria was helpless, no matter how hard she tried, the door couldn't be closed, as if the door had been fixed here, which made Victoria very unwilling.

'How can Xiaoxue have so much strength! Whining! I'm so unwilling! My pastries will definitely be scavenged, but I don't eat them once a year, QAQ' Victoria gave up on the thought, and with the thought of it, the strength in her hands also decreased.

Yukizakura took advantage of Victoria's relaxation, opened the door completely, and then dodged into the door, then looked at Victoria, who was sitting paralyzed in the doorway, and then glanced around Victoria's room, and soon found the pastries on the small table next to Victoria's bed, and for some reason, she found that there was a place in the room that didn't fit in with the room layout.

After walking over, Xue Ying observed for a while, stretched out her hand, and turned the most obvious bookcase, after the bookcase turned, the back of the door was exposed, and it turned out that there was a large box on the back, and a white strip was pasted on it, which said [preservation, refrigeration]

After Xue Ying took out the big box, it took a long time to open the big box with the password, and after opening it, after looking into the box, Xue Sakura's eyes were shining, and then quickly closed the box.

"This should be eaten with everyone! You shouldn't swallow it alone, right, I know Leah, you think the same way as me~ So I thank everyone outside~" After speaking, he walked out with the box.

"Little... Snow... I hate you! Woooooo My pastries! QAQ" Victoria reached out in despair and reached out to Yukisakura as she left, finding that they hadn't taken care of her.

Victoria's eyes lit up, she stood up, bent her knees, and then made a bouncing motion, instantly rushing towards Yukisakura.

The silly hair on Xue Sakura's head kept swaying in the direction of Victoria, Xue Sakura seemed to feel something, and then turned to the side slightly, and after turning around, she found that she seemed to be a creature running past her.

Yukizakura scratched her cheek, turned around and found nothing, and walked to her room.

Victoria didn't stop the brake in time after running past Xue Ying, she ran directly to the stairs, stumbled down, and then turned her eyes around and fainted under the stairs, because her physical fitness was not bad, so she was not injured, but she was unwilling to be dodged in the end.

When Birch saw this, he walked out of his room, walked down the stairs, picked Victoria up, carried her back to her room, and woke Victoria awake.

"Here it is... Heaven," Victoria said as she woke up and looked at the ceiling.

"Heaven is no such adorable angel as me," Birch said to Victoria, frowning.

Then he coughed a little, and continued solemnly to Victoria, "Comrade, you and I have been treated the same, we should unite!" Overthrow the rule of Snow Sakura! ”

Victoria looked at Bai Hua with a flurry, and then remembered the scene when her pastry was taken away by the invaders just now, and then she frowned the same, stretched out her hand and shook it with Bai Hua, "I agree to form an alliance, Xiao Xue is so hateful, I actually plundered my favorite pastries, these things I can't bear to touch once a year, I didn't expect to make an exception to taste it today, eat my favorite pastries without scruples, and be plundered by Xiao Xue, this kind of power must be overthrown!" ”

"Forty percent of my snacks were taken away by the unequal treaty, and I'm going to snatch them all back!" Bai Hua clenched his little fist and said indignantly.

The two of them looked at each other, nodded, and then walked out at the same time, walking towards Yukizakura's place.

At this moment, Xue Ying wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on her head, and looked at the table in front of her with satisfaction, there were many plates on it, on which were all kinds of potato chips and snacks, and on the sides of these plates were some pastries, forming a circle.

"Yo Xi~You can go and ask them to eat together~" Yukizakura nodded, then turned around and was about to ask the others to come out to eat together, she knew that Kitty had eaten that unhealthy thing, her stomach was still empty, and Arakawa and Maho hadn't eaten either.

Xue Sakura, who turned around, saw two faces staring at her blankly, and Xue Sakura tilted her head to look at the two of them, "Huh?" Aren't these two who were just bullied by me (crossed out) and dedicated a big meal, thank you both so much~ Originally, everyone was hungry, but now they can eat enough~" Then he touched the heads of the two people.

Bai Hua pouted and opened Xue Ying's hand, and said dissatisfiedly, "My sister said that it would be good for everyone to eat together, and she made such a terrifying expression to snatch my snacks, and I didn't take out the snacks when I said it, really"

"That's right, say it earlier, why do you want to rob it~ And he is also deliberately trying to trick us out, it's really... Xiaoxue is really stupid," Victoria said with a slightly red face and a tilt of her head.

Xue Ying looked at the two of them suspiciously, "What are you two talking about... I just thought it was fun, and I looked at the way you two just looked, poof...", he laughed out loud and made a funny face.

"I really want to bully it, and there's more~ Victoria, you don't even resist much, it's really boring, you see that Xiaobai has resisted for a long time" Xue Ying pinched her waist and said to Victoria in an educational tone.

"I...!" I obviously resisted! I obviously pounced, why didn't I pounce! Why did you just hide from it! Are you hanging! It's definitely open! Yes?!

Victoria's angry cry in her heart was so embarrassing that she still didn't shout it.

Victoria took a deep breath, then smiled and said to Yukizakura with the well on her face, "Allah ~ Xiaoxue robbed us of our things and was so tough~ It seems that some measures are going to be implemented"

Victoria glanced at Bai Hua, and Bai Hua glanced at Victoria at the same time, and the two of them nodded their heads at the same time, and then quickly grabbed Xue Sakura's two hands, and at the same time stretched out their other hand to reach out to Xue Sakura's itchy flesh and scratched it.

Xue Ying didn't react at first, and it was too late to react to everything, feeling the movements of the two people, and the smile she was holding back gradually couldn't help it.

Xue Ying was imprisoned by two people with her arms, and she was also scratched with itchy flesh, and she was already laughing and tearing at the moment, but she couldn't help her hands, because her weakness was caught, and her body had no strength, so she could only let the two of them do whatever they wanted on their bodies.

After a long time, the last three people were lying on the floor weakly, Bai Hua and Victoria looked at the weak Xue Sakura lying on the ground, "This guy is too strong, and he can fight back in the end, this time the battle is a draw... Forehead~! Then they all fell on their stomachs.

Xue Ying couldn't speak at the moment, she was already laughing just now, and this time Xue Ying felt that she was playing too high, causing all three of them to lose their strength.

The three people who came out after beating the three hemp looked at the three people lying on the ground blankly, "What happened..."

Then the three of them saw what was on the table, and they all ignored the three people on the ground with bright eyes, sat down on the chairs and ate them.

The three people lying on the ground thought at the same time, 'It turns out that the three of them are the ones who will have the last laugh...'

The three of them looked at the less and less food on the table, and slowly got up, and then the three of them lowered their heads and rubbed towards the table step by step.

Because the three people who were eating food after being hungry for a long time, they turned their heads to look at the three people who were moving towards them, and they all shuddered, I don't know why, Arakawa Yu and the others looked at the snow cherry blossoms and their current appearance, very much like the zombies in the movie, Arakawa Yu and the three swallowed their throats, and then stopped the movements under their mouths.

"We've worked so hard to prepare... Food" Shirakira looked up as he moved, revealing a red eye with a little bloodshot in it.

"I was going to share it togetherβ€”" Victoria looked up as well, her big bloodshot eyes as well.

"But... Woo woo, but it was given by the three of you, woo woo, eat more than half of it" Finally, Xue Ying raised her head, her big red eyes, with a little bloodshot in them, and the movements on her hands.

Xue Sakura didn't know where to take out an onion and a knife, and the three of them cut it while Xue Sakura walked, and the eyes of the three people were all good and bloodshot, but because Xue Sakura had been cutting onions between the two of them, they were also blinded by onions.

The three people who were eating looked at Xue Ying speechlessly, what are they doing, entertaining themselves.

"Ahh I can't stand it! Sister, you pig teammate! Attacking allies! Bai Hua couldn't stand it anymore and pointed at Xue Sakura and said loudly.

Victoria also gritted her teeth and glared at Xue Sakura, and she began to wonder if Xue Ying had deliberately cheated them like this.

At this moment, the door was opened, and Ai walked in from outside with a large pile of ingredients, and then saw six people around the table.

"What are you doing? And Leah, Xiaobai Xiaoxue, why are the three of you crying? Ai put the ingredients in the hallway, and then walked over and asked after seeing the three of them.

"It's all my sister's stupidity! Chop the onion on the side! Bai Hua angrily threw the pot to Xue Sakura, and Victoria, who was on the side, said, "Just cut the onion!" And bullied us! ”

Birch silently gave Victoria a thumbs up for 'good assist'

There were three snack eaters who didn't know the truth, and they only remembered that Xue Ying went out with a smile.

"But I don't think it looks like Xiaoxue is bullying you, but Xiaoxue is being bullied?" Love said as he watched the scene.

The current scene is two people staring at Xue Ying with red eyes, and the other three snack eaters who don't know the truth are obviously watching the show, only one Xue Ying is rubbing her eyes and crying there, and the onion and the knife have long since disappeared.

Seeing this picture, everyone was speechless, 'You rub your eyes with your onion chopping hands!' It's no wonder you don't cry! ’

Bai Hua and Victoria panicked suddenly, and then said to Love with a sad face, "Actually, it was the two of us who were bullied, Xiaoxue (sister) is using bitter meat to trick you believe it, love coach (love)"

Love shook her head, indicating that she didn't care about it, and then said to them, "The ingredients are in the hallway, you guys do me a favor and go get the ingredients in"

The six people, including Xue Ying, seemed to have heard something terrible, and then they all ran away in an instant, and the cannon fodder locked the door of her room, and Kitty followed Xue Ying to her room.