At night, in order to comfort Concubine Wen, Emperor Xu turned over Concubine Wen's bedchamber card, Concubine Wen felt that this emperor's affection was really heavy, and she was a little out of breath, in order to reduce the "sin" derived from her own favor, she decided to go out to breathe.

In Emperor Xu's arms, Concubine Wen asked dreamily: "Brother Xu, the concubine also doesn't attach much importance to birthdays, tomorrow is the concubine's birthday, I want to choose a unique way to celebrate my birthday." Lately, I've been feeling so depressed that I want to go out and play, okay? ”

"This is very good, as long as the concubine is happy, it is up to you to decide, where are you going to go to the green?"

"I remember that you allowed your concubine to go to Master Su to learn special meat and fish, but is there such a thing?"

"A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase." Emperor Xu replied slowly, he regretted it a little, and really wanted to take back his fate immediately, but he didn't expect the clever concubine to engrave this sentence in his mind, and if he wanted to take back his fate, I am afraid it would be too late.

"The king's word, the concubine obeys!" Concubine Wen blurted out naughtily and briskly, not hitting the draft at all, which made Emperor Xu a little unexpected, in fact, he was reluctant to leave his concubine, even if it was one day, not to mention that the emperor Kaifeng to Huizhou on Guangnan East Road (note: referring to Guangdong in later generations), the sky is far away, I am afraid there are two or three thousand miles, come and go, eat, drink and play, it will take at least several days of effort, how can you endure the pain of lovesickness?

"Then you go, bring more guards and servants and silver two, you are the happiest woman in the Great Song Dynasty, don't forget to be cautious all the way."

"Well, thank you for fulfilling my little wish, the concubine will definitely learn the true biography of the bachelor, and bring back the most delicious Dongpo meat and Dongpo fish for you, as well as the funniest bachelor jokes."

After breakfast, Concubine Wen talked about it to her sisters, but she didn't expect everyone to hit it off, and the manager invited seven Ouchi masters for the beauties, almost one-on-one protection.

"We are the seven guards with knives, and we are willing to listen to Concubine Wen's dispatch." Safety, tranquility, thunder, martial victory, protection, harmony, and guards stood respectfully by the roadside.

In order to avoid a large lineup, Concubine Wen asked everyone not to bring personal maids. In order to make the birthday star happy, the six beauties agreed without hesitation.

Before leaving, Concubine Wen and her sisters changed into the costumes of chivalrous women, and immediately experienced what self-reliance is. Everyone looked at each other and smiled, shocked by each other's heroic majesty! Concubine Wen asked the guards to help them carry their own brocade clothes to escort the beauties, after all, how could the delicate beauties have ever worked so hard? It's a point to be able to make it easier.

"The elegant beauties in the deep palace still have a majestic side, I didn't expect it!" The palace maids and inner eunuchs surrounded the beauties, and they were sincerely amazed, and they all felt that the beauties led by Concubine Wen were really good fate......

Concubine Wen and her entourage visited the long-missed sixth sister and the fifth day.

When the conversation was in full swing, the sixth sister suddenly remembered the request—to ask Concubine Wen to teach a few idioms containing 100 words.

Concubine Wen hopes that the two of them will do everything possible to pursue happiness, and wish the sweet days to "go further", put an end to "boredom", "win all battles" in the shopping mall, and turn the ordinary days of "Li people" into the rich and noble atmosphere of emperors and generals.

"Thank you, Concubine Wen, for speaking better than singing." The sixth sister boasted with a smile.

"Flower deep mother, don't come unharmed?"

"It's not just unharmed, it's just honey blending oil, and from now on I'm called 'Fifth Hibiscus'."

"Wonderful, Sister Fleur, Fifth Lady, we have gone to play in the distance, you can compare the beauty of your flowers and plants at home."

Concubine Wen felt that the Buddha seal monk who traveled all over the world might know the nearest route, so she ordered the monk to be a tour guide as soon as possible.

Along the way, Concubine Wen inspected the people's situation with her sisters by the way, and was glad that the Great Song Dynasty favored women over men, and deeply felt that this was due to the progress of the times!

Buddha Yin was invited to be a tour guide, and he was very happy, and he was thinking about Concubine Wen day and night!

Safely and consciously rented a horse for the monk.

Foyin rode all the way in front to lead the way, and in order to briefly introduce Huizhou, he called the horses to walk slowly.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to Huizhou twice, the sunshine is abundant throughout the year, the rain is abundant, the vegetation is luxuriant, the mountains, rivers, islands, lakes, seas, waterfalls and other landscapes are in full view, and visiting this place is equivalent to visiting six places."

"I can't imagine that the place where Mr. Su was demoted is as beautiful as Penglai, so let's speed up and visit as soon as possible is the best policy." Concubine Wen urged with interest.

After a day and a night of running around, Concubine Wen felt that it was really uncomfortable to be on the horse, and beckoned the beauties to dismount and walk with her, and the guards had to follow patiently.

In order to prove the national style of the Great Song Dynasty, Concubine Wen instructed the masters to retreat to a hundred meters behind......

Unexpectedly, the three villains touched it, Concubine Wen had an idea, and took the initiative to salute: "Three brothers, seeing you and other outfits, you are also martial arts masters." How about a gentleman's agreement? ”

"Aunt Ben is pregnant, so it's inconvenient to do it, but it doesn't prevent me from fighting with you in civil and martial arts."

The boss had never seen such a beautiful chivalrous woman, so he suddenly became interested and hurriedly asked: "Please tell the girl in detail, don't keep going around the bush." ”

"Whoever can take the most fancy steps, in order to win, the condition is to blindfold and avoid stealing habits."

"Whoever loses, let the other side fall."

"Okay, Raven, you come first." The leader shouted helplessly.

The blindfolded villain crow only performed two steps: forward and backward.

"Sister, are you okay?" The sisters asked with concern.

"Okay, the owner of this village will treat this place as a dormitory covered with roses, and it will be fine."

The beauties carefully cleared the wide road.

Concubine Wen breathed soothingly for a while, and calmly performed five kinds of steps, such as forward, backward, left, right, and oblique, and the people were dazzled, and shouted in unison: "Wow, five kinds of tricks, this village master really has two strokes." ”

"Is it still Wendou?" Concubine Wen asked lightly.

"I don't dare." The boss replied embarrassedly.

"If it weren't for the fact that the owner of this village was too tired today, he would have asked you to look better than the drunken shrimp, scold you for dirtying my mouth, beat you, hurt my hands, you scold yourself one by one."

"I'm a pig, the owner of the village is a knife, I should not have touched you if I knew it." The leader scolded himself.

"I'm a donkey, and I don't know how many are seven more than three." The crow scolded herself, and the beauties were amused.

"I am," before the villain named Bear Heart could finish speaking, the guards had already ridden their horses to catch up, and they really didn't worry about the peachy beauties walking in front alone.

"Concubine Wen, did you kill them?" Security asked angrily, and the rest of the guards also stared at the three gangsters, eager to split them in half.

"Forget it, poor bunch." Concubine Wen forgave them again, and the three villains looked at the intimidating posture of this group of attendants, and disappeared in fright.