Chapter 4 The hair on the little flower
The moon was like a piece of white-flour flatbread, but I didn't know who had bitten it, and it didn't matter if I was injured, I staggered into the air. 8om
The evening class of Donglin Temple was open as usual, but there were few monks, and the master who lectured was also a little bored, and finally couldn't help but throw down a sentence, everyone dispersed, and he went back.
And the little monk missed the evening class for the first time, he originally wanted to go, but was stopped by the senior brother Fuji, because the senior brother Fuji wanted to go out to find some things, and he needed to be a housekeeper.
In other words, there is no need to take care of the family in Donglin Temple, everyone is a monk, and foreign objects are just all kinds of hues, and it is useless to keep them, but the second brother insisted that this time is different from the past, and it is impossible to do it, so I have to miss the evening class.
"Nope."
"Senior brother, are you back? Ay? What is it? ”
It's all at this time, and I saw my senior brother come back, but I didn't see my senior brother come back with some things, it seems to be Mao?
"Amitabha, I'm tired of the Buddha!" Senior Brother Fuji proclaimed the Buddha's name, but there was no sense of respect, and he shook a handful of hair in his hand to show off: "This is the hair on the backyard Xiaohua, but it is precious, not strict Senior Brother for these hairs, he was kicked by Xiaohua fiercely, I looked at him for a long time and couldn't get up, it is estimated that even if he enters the mortal dust in the future, he will not be able to enter the ** alley"
Hearing this, Cheng Cheng eagerly interrupted his senior brother's words, "If you are not strict, junior brother will also escape?" Also, what the hell did you do with Xiaohua? Our senior brothers are not less taken care of by Xiaohua on weekdays, and now you, what are you going to do with this hair? ”
This is not said to be angry later, but the second senior brother smiled and said: "Idiot! You are really stupid, we are monks, what can we do after escaping from Donglin Temple? This hundred miles away is just a few names in our temple, and those people from the rivers and lakes don't come to chase us down to find the news of the cheats? As for today's fish mystery, can you withstand three moves and two styles? With these hairs, stick them on the head, you see, aren't we monks? ”
Can Mao still have such a function?
Xiao Cheng never knew before, but he could calculate, "Can these be used?" Not a monk, but also a bald man! ”
I have to say that it doesn't make sense, but the second senior brother has a trick, I saw him comb those hairs, and then found a pair of scissors and cut them a few more times, and finally spread a layer on the head, becoming a hollow middle, surrounded by dense appearance, and after doing all this, he smiled and said: "Look, I don't look like a Khitan now?" ”
"This" is not that he has never seen the real Khitans, but he has heard what Senior Brother Fuji said, in the past, the Khitans in the northeast of the Great Qi Dynasty often harassed the border people, they called Dacao Valley, and they looked similar to the current Fuji. In recent years, the Khitan has been deterred by General Wu, no longer committing borders, everyone is still trading with each other, and some Khitan merchants have also entered Jiangnan Road, it seems that this method can really be done.
Seeing the appearance of his junior brother, he was confident in his own method, and he couldn't use so much hair, so he stuffed it into his junior brother and said, "Although it's less, it's enough for you, how about it?" Thanksgiving, brother? ”
"What! Seeing that there were few hairs in his hands, he couldn't help but say: "At most, stuff them into the nostrils to make nose hair!" ”
"Hahaha" Fuji couldn't help laughing and said: "Idiot, you are young, and you have a baby face, although you are taller, but these hairs are enough for you to spread on your head to make a Fu head, not only can you mix it up, but it can also cover up the ring scar." ”
Speaking of ring scars, there is no one who is a senior brother, but there are several on the head, and the master quits anger because this guy has a lot of distracting thoughts, but now, it has become his advantage.
The little monk couldn't argue with his senior brother in this regard, so he had to care about something else, "How is Xiaohua now?" The hair is gone, after this day"
But he reprimanded: "Idiot, you should be concerned about how we run away now, why are you worried about a donkey?" ”
Xiaohua is a flower donkey, but it is a flower donkey that is quite loved by the monks of Donglin Temple, it is diligent and diligent on weekdays, and the tofu in the temple is produced by it, and today, Donglin Temple is in great trouble, and Xiaohua suffers first.
Hey, there's nothing more than this that will affect the fish in the pond.
The little monk thought that in the future, Xiaohua would be naked and had no tail, so he felt a relative
On the wall of Donglin Temple, the crescent moon hangs in the air, shining on the two bald heads below, but one of them is only bright in the middle.
"Senior brother, I still don't want to leave."
"Idiot! Hugh has to grind, if we don't leave, we can only finish with Donglin Temple! ”
"But now that I'm gone, as you said, senior brother, it's so unrighteous!"
"Idiot! Righteousness depends on strength, your senior brother and my kung fu, you can still eat when you buy art on the rivers and lakes, what will you do? At most, go ask for food! Stay in the temple, you and I will meet those masters, and it is not enough to even stuff people's teeth. You don't understand what I told you before? Now there are treasures in Donglin Temple, which will attract a lot of masters, and when the time comes."
"Senior brother, I understand the reason, but I still think it's wrong to leave now."
"Idiot! Didn't you tell me before that you also wanted to leave Donglin Temple and see the outside world? ”
"Senior brother, actually, I just want to find my parents, if I find them, I want to tell them that I am doing well, I am a monk, tell them not to worry, that's all."
"You idiot, your parents have thrown you away" But the next words, I can't go on.
These two bald heads, naturally, Fuji can't keep up, but until now, Fuji has not been completely convinced, but he himself has dressed up, especially when all his clothes have been changed, no longer monk's clothes and hemp shoes, but long shirts and boots, really like an ordinary businessman.
"Idiot, look, those bastards who place orders, they ran away first!" Fuji pointed to a few points of light in the distance.
"Senior brother, don't be angry." The little monk could see it clearly, but he remembered that the master had taught him that we monks should pay more attention when we speak.
"Idiot! Look, the nephew of the Dingzi generation also ran away, and it was the Xuanzi generation" Fuji was very unhappy, but he didn't say much, so he had to pat the bald head of the junior brother and said: "If you stick to it, you just won't listen!" ”
It's still the matter of that hair, and the little monk was afraid of it, but after listening to what the senior brother said, this hair is on the tail of the little flower, so if it doesn't work, it won't stick if it is killed.
Actually, there are some things that he didn't say, that is, when he was assigned to take care of Xiaohua, he often saw Xiaohua flicking his tail, and there was always the donkey dung egg falling down recently, and he was not on duty recently, I was afraid that no one would bathe Xiaohua.
The remaining hair was not wasted, Senior Brother Fuji really stuffed it into his nostrils and made nose hair, and his image was much stronger, the more he looked like a Khitan, but it was just that smell
Amitabha, it's better not to say it.
"It's almost time, no one will care, let's go!" The only one is going to escape from this Donglin Temple.
The little monk seemed to have made up his mind and said, "Senior Brother Fuji, you can escape by yourself." ”
"Idiot! Are you going to die? "I am very angry, I was kind enough to escape with this junior brother, and even shared the very precious little flower hair before, this thing is now fighting with the senior brothers and nephews in the temple!
But he still shook his head when he saw it, so he no longer ignored it, "Kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs!" ”
After saying that, he rose to his feet
After all, the two are the monks in the Donglin Temple, the Donglin Temple is as famous as the White Horse Temple in the Great Qi Dynasty, and in the people of the rivers and lakes, there is a saying that 'the crazy demon comes out of the white horse, and King Kong enters the Donglin'. The mad demon refers to the mastery mad wand method of the White Horse Temple, and King Kong is talking about the King Kong incorruptible body magic skill of Donglin Temple.
It's just that these statements are not known to the little monk, because Senior Brother Fuji has never told him.
"Senior Brother" looked at the disappearing figure, in fact, why didn't he understand what Senior Brother said?
Whether he stays or not, it has no effect on Donglin Temple, and even, it is still a burden, and it is likely that he lost his life in vain, as Senior Brother Fuji said.
However, if you don't think about it, you have some concerns, as if the master and the ancestor have said that this is all fate.
If he couldn't make up his mind, he walked in the direction of the Daxiong Treasure Hall