On the top of the Daxiong Treasure Hall of Donglin Temple, at this time, Huitong and other senior monks sat upright in front of Sakyamuni sleeping Buddha, and the six Jianghu figures who wanted to seize the scriptures stood opposite, and in the middle, the young little monk did not stand upright. Chinese 1om

The situation is quite wonderful, but when the woman with big sleeves came out to speak, the senior monks of Donglin Temple couldn't help it.

Master Huiku said unhappily: "Nanhai scholar Luo Wenzong, ghost abacus Zhou Degui, people slaughter monks, poor old Taoist Zhang Fengzi, and the other two female donors I don't recognize this old monk, but the four male donors are only the strength of the second grade on the rivers and lakes, so they want to come to deceive me Donglin Temple, some mayflies shake the tree, right?" ”

Master Hui Nan also said: "It's okay to hide behind the eighteen Arhats before, my Buddha is compassionate. But how can you have the courage to win the scriptures? ”

After Xiao Cheng listened, he had the bottom in his heart, and the emotional ancestor knew these six weirdos, so, it seems that the second senior brother said, what is the reason for knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent?

But at this moment, the six people all laughed.

"Old monk, I'm afraid you don't know." The poor old man came out to speak, "We have to ask our Qingluan fairy to come out and explain." ”

After listening to this, Xiao Cheng noticed that the woman wearing big sleeves had Qingluan embroidered on her clothes, and she took a step forward, and then gave a salute.

"A few monks, please listen to the little woman slowly, hehehe" This said, she smiled, Qingluan Fairy seemed to be in a good mood today, "Originally, not to mention the six of us, we are the masters of the first product on the rivers and lakes, such as the family master Yu Xuanji, and I don't dare to come to Donglin Temple to provoke easily"

It turns out that she is Yu Xuanji's apprentice!

Xiao Cheng had a sudden sense of enlightenment, but why didn't this sister dress like her master?

Ah yes, her kung fu may not be enough to be a little regretful for no reason if it doesn't invade the cold and summer, and he doesn't know why.

But the Qingluan fairy continued: "Let me tell you all the senior monks, the family teacher can defeat the master of the color ring today, on the one hand, her 'Heavenly Demon Chaos' is one step further, and as far as the eye can see, it can take people's hearts. In addition, it is your monks from Donglin Temple who have been poisoned! ”

As soon as these words came out, including the failure, the monks of Donglin Temple were a little at a loss, because everyone

"You don't feel it, hahaha Actually, it's not poisoning, oops, I'll explain to you well, why are you so out of shape today haha" The Qingluan fairy couldn't help but smile, but it was still okay to speak, "Five years ago, there were rumors on the rivers and lakes that there was a scripture in Donglin Temple, which was mysterious. The family teacher moved her mind to take a look, but she thought about her strength, I am afraid that she will not be able to move you monks. But in addition to the mysteries of Xuangong, the family teacher is also good at some individual things, such as that kind of haha, and he still doesn't play tricks on you monks

In other words, there is a thing called fairy grass in the Western Regions, in fact, there is a local name called donkey-sun-grass, which means that everyone can understand that after eating, it is like a live donkey. The family teacher is also occasional, with this thing, the family teacher began to act four years ago, she dressed up as an ordinary pilgrim, in this wild boar forest, near the Donglin Temple, sprinkled a lot of grass seeds, especially, hahaha Isn't there a little flower donkey in your temple? ”

"What's wrong with Xiaohua?" If you don't do it, you really feel that Xiaohua is pitiful, is it that you have been tossed by these bad people again?

"This little monk is really interesting." The Qingluan fairy smiled at him, and regardless of the little monk's blushing, he continued: "Since this grass has the name of donkey-day, it is natural that donkeys like to eat it. And this donkey is your temple is responsible for grinding to make tofu, this donkey after eating the grass, the grass residue juice will be more or less stained on the tofu, and the monks will eat it into the stomach. This amount of medicine is very small, but it can be accumulated over time, and for more than three years, the monks have today's ugliness, and the master of the abstinence can't keep his Yuanyang, which is why. ”

"Oops!" Master Hui Ku slapped his head, "Demon! Sorcery! ”

Master Hui Ku is quite knowledgeable in medical theory, thinking that the immortal grass is originally a thing that strengthens the body and strengthens the yang, so it is not a poison, but a tonic, and in three years, this is the real immortal Buddha may not be able to detect it.

Monks pay attention to abstaining from meat and fish, that meat refers to, garlic, ginger, shallots from Tianzhu, leeks and other vegetables, these things will make people react after eating, the monks of Donglin Temple do not eat these, the donkey fairy grass is not the same as poison?

The abbot of Huitong pondered and said: "This fish donor also has great perseverance and patience, for that scripture is like this, if you can take the right path, wouldn't it be good?" ”

Master Hui Nan asked, "No, is there anything wrong with that little flower?" Why don't you tell me? ”

"This" is really embarrassing, he didn't expect it to be like this, but he is not good at lying, so he said: "Xiaohua just sometimes has some problems, such as one day three years ago, suddenly the donkey is big, and it is going to climb on the disciple's body, the key is that its donkey goods are really the disciple almost suffered, but fortunately, there was an old cow passing by at that time, Xiaohua may be disgusted with the disciple's thin body, so it pounced on the old cow, but unfortunately, although the old cow is old, it is much bigger than Xiaohua, Xiaohua is not stable, Snapped and squatted. ”

Not to speak honestly, but this story

"Hahaha"

As long as you imagine the scene at that time, it makes people laugh, the six people are laughing and covering their stomachs, even the monks of Donglin Temple are also holding their faces red.

"What happened to Xiaohua?" The master who couldn't succeed finally couldn't help it, this apprentice of his own, he didn't know whether he was smart or stupid as a master.

Cheng Cheng immediately continued: "The disciple also laughed for a long time at that time, but looking at Xiaohua sitting there sadly, and its already old donkey face is getting longer and longer, the disciple has also looked for the master, uncle and others, but they all said that they don't care about it, the disciple couldn't bear it, so he went down the mountain and asked Zhang Yuanwai, who was still a donkey household at the time. ”

"Zhang Yuanwai?" Quit anger is also confused, why did you pull out a Zhang Yuanwai again?

Cheng scratched his head and said: "As soon as Zhang Yuanwai heard what the disciple said, he was very happy, and immediately took a few little female donkeys up the mountain, and then the disciple didn't look at it much. Later, Zhang Donkey became Zhang Yuanwai, once he gave his disciple some things, saying that it was called Ejiao, Guben Peiyuan, but when the disciple heard it, this thing was made of donkey skin, and the disciple didn't ask for it. ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the six strange people over there all laughed and fell to the ground, only to see the extremely ugly-looking girl holding her stomach and pointing at it with a smile: "Come to think of it, this thousand lotus mountains are full of donkey seeds with small flowers, although this fish mystery is scheming to harm Donglin Temple, but it has made the nearby people happy, haha The donkey household wants to rely on the Ejiao family, and now they have the money to donate a member of the staff, naturally this also needs to hire a lot of people, hahaha, it's ridiculous to me." ”

It seems to be the truth.

Abbot Huitong smiled at this time and said, "Good! Wonderful! It's not a good thing, you did a good deed by accident, hahaha"

In the end, this laughter, I'm afraid the abbot can't help it.

However, it was more uncomfortable, so I only heard him frown: "But the little flower is not good now." ”

"What's wrong?" Quit asking.

"All the senior brothers and nephews all want to leave Donglin Temple, so they made Xiaohua a bald donkey in order to disguise themselves and make their heads."

This bald donkey was shocked that something was wrong, and immediately stopped, but the abbot of Huitong laughed.

"It's all fate, although Xiaohua is harmless to people's hearts, but the poisonous weed is also because he entered our mouth, this time Xiaohua suffered, it is not without cause and effect, the wonder of fate is in it."

is worthy of being a high monk, and he can do such an explanation, all the monks are good, but those six people don't see it that way.

"Hahaha" The ugly girl laughed directly this time to roll, and said while laughing, "The donkey hurts the bald donkey, the bald donkey hurts the donkey, and there are two bald donkeys left."

The monks of Donglin Temple had ugly faces, and they really responded to that sentence and scolded the bald donkey in front of the monks.

But this time

"That's it! Stop talking nonsense! Do it! "The scholar of the South China Sea seems to be in a hurry.

And the Qingluan fairy didn't smile anymore, but said to the monks of Donglin Temple: "Although the family teacher is a stinky and shameless slut, her heavenly demons are not ordinary, and the little woman is also a little bit of a little, don't worry, the little woman is ugly." ”

After speaking, he danced, and the two big sleeves were fluttering.

A song of heavenly demons, immortal Buddha Gu Fanchen!